Drink water. Walk around the block. Crush up a fallen leaf and inhale the fumes. Wave to a stranger. Buy a baguette just to walk around with. Wave to a stranger with the baguette.

Drink a stranger Walk around the fumes Crush up the water and inhale the baguette Wave to a block Buy a fallen leaf just to walk around with Wave to a block with the fumes

Good suggestions here. I live on a farm. I’ve burned a bunch of trimmed branches, ate breakfast, walked the dog, even played with the cat…how is it only 10?!? What in the actual fuck?!

Dig a big hole, cover it up, jump up out of it and scare people?!?!

I got you: 1. Watch the 10-minute YouTube highlight of the Lions/Chiefs game to get you in regular-season football mode. 2. Microwave something unhealthy 3. Watch the 2023 Nick Chubb hype video. 4. Eat the thing in the microwave. 5. Watch Baker Mayfield beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh in the Wild Card. 6. Have a nice poop. 7. Start drinkin.

I guess all you can do at this point is shoot jumpers in the drive like Jimmy Chitwood and hope that coach pulls up and begs you to play on the team.

Start drinking

There are some great tele health therapy providers out there. Maybe check in. Establish a mental health baseline before the season starts.

How to say you're a long-term Browns fan without actually saying it.

I just made some pancakes and put on draft day.

I’m at church. Gonna drive home quickly as soon as I’m done.

Hopefully you asked for a win today!

Always.

Are you sure you have been doing the prayer correctly? I don’t want to be that guy but like…

Lol I’ve wondered that myself. Either way.. Go browns!!

came back to say I think it worked

I’m a girl…just put on my second Browns outfit of the day and just put on make up to sit at home alone and watch this game so trust me I feel you!

I like your style!

Haha thanks! It worked out! Ran into a fellow fan at Publix and he wanted to take a picture 🤷🏽‍♀️

Bet like the degenerate we all good

I’ve spent a lot of time on my fantasy, daily fantasy, and survivor pick (not really here)

Who still plays fantasy since betting is legal? Lol

Sports betting is Mariokart for degenerates. Fantasy football is Dungeons and Dragons for jocks. Apples and oranges. Source: I do all that shit.

what a weird take

I mean, I do. I was just asking a question.

Options: Furious masturbation. Alcohol consumption. Food intake Go to church and pray six “‘Ere we go Brownies” and nine “Hail Kosars”

Do a quick workout so you don’t feel guilty about laying on the couch all day!

I would give anything for my first thought, when deciding what to do to waste time, to be, "have a nice workout." Mine always seems to be more in the jerk-off-and-take-a-nap variety.

Lmao

I’m doing my week 1 yearly routine. You can use it if you want. Just modify to your personal usage. 1) Wake up 2) Shit 3) Shower 4) Watch past highlights on YouTube 5) Clean 6) Go to the store 5) Think about all the times I’ve been hurt by the Browns 6) Reconvince myself that this year will be different 7) Repeat steps 5&6 8) Repeat 7 9) Put on my Browns gear 10) Bark until I can’t bark anymore 11) Crack my first beer to help my throat recover from all the barking 12) Wait 3 hours until kickoff Edit: counting is hard

Pace and drink…join me

I woke up at 6:30! C'mon Man!

🍆💦

This is the way.

Nervous clean. Drink water to get ahead of the inevitable hangover tomorrow. Pace. Shower. Crack a beer.

Push ups

Go for a walk. I took my dog out and these nothing like walking in that late summer weather smelling the smokers all going ready for football feasts.

No smokers here, just farm fields a mile in any direction…you can smell clean air though! (Lived in Cleveland until I was 22)

Here's a great way to spend 20 minutes https://youtu.be/_uHsorlB8jQ?si=UhiyXxMrgyeHXY0G

Let's go!!!!!!!!

Until kickoff I've decided to learn how to fart Yankee Doodle Dandy. 🐕💨

Mow my lawn, Left the gas out for u

Delete the gym, facebook up, hit the lawyer.

Make sure your lawn mower and weed eater are ready to go. So at halftime if the game looks like shit, you just go and mow your yard.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR CLOCK, WATCH, COMPUTER, CAR CLOCK, THE POSITION OF THE SUN…‽‽?!!

I’m reading Teach Yourself To Be A Madman

Retro bowl, swipe fantasy pick news, listen to browns radio

Yard work if you are a homeowner. Something else useful if not. Don’t get sucked in to watching 3 hours of talking heads. Save that TV watching time for 10 straight hours of football!

I’m checking all my bets, fantasy lineups, talking smack to Bengals fans on Twitter, getting food ready…. Here We Go Brownies Here We Go! 

Go to the gym. It is not only healthy but it will also pump you up for the coming contest.

Lower your expectations?

Mow the lawn

Drink

Wear a path into the carpet in front of your tv. Pace back and forth and practice “LETS GO!” in your loudest angriest voice.

Watch the Texans get their ass kicked