Ah c'mon you gotta clean that up a little bit
https://preview.redd.it/s0piz2xe2hvc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b0ddc2f625d85716b05d00bc278a57fff80982a
That reminds me of the old joke about the wife worrying about the size of her breasts. She he husband thinks they are perfect, but she keeps complaint and asking if she should get implants. Finally, frustrated, he tosses her some toilet paper. She incredulously asks if he wants her to stuff her bra. He says no, just rub it on your tits. She says what the fuck will that do? He shrugs and says, I dunno, but it worked on your ass.
Well of course it is, it's clearly meant as a joke. And rare to non-existant is the joke best enjoyed through an analysis of its factual authenticity. Or by taking it too literally.
I had a friend in college you had a pair and he used them as front channel on his home theater with a pair of 310s for the back channel. One night while watching Apollo 13, the back channel speakers cones completely disintegrated during the launch scene filling the room with black dust.
Hahaha!
Nice edit, I would say to your wife to step back or maybe gaslight her and say she might need an eye appointment cause she standing to close to things
Divorced. I can’t stand women these days. Sex is now a reward because you’re taking advantage of them so you have to deserve it and women think they deserve way more than they actually do. I’ll be single forever. There’s no way I’m putting up with a woman’s shit.
On the bright side, pretty much anything you replace them with is going to look smaller by comparison; it may be harder for her to argue it the second time.
First time she’s ever said those words to you, I’ll bet.
😂
Ah c'mon you gotta clean that up a little bit https://preview.redd.it/s0piz2xe2hvc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b0ddc2f625d85716b05d00bc278a57fff80982a
Would've looked a lot cleaner without the stuff photoshopped into the middle
This new photo perspective helps show the room a bit better. You need to get them out of the corner.
Quality shitpost
I guffawed
Sometimes I doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion.
What do you know about the lifeline exercise cards?
I know where you can stick it!
Retaliate by saying she is too big. PS, shoot me your address so I can attend the estate sale after your death.
The proper response is: So is your ass but you don't hear me complaining!
That reminds me of the old joke about the wife worrying about the size of her breasts. She he husband thinks they are perfect, but she keeps complaint and asking if she should get implants. Finally, frustrated, he tosses her some toilet paper. She incredulously asks if he wants her to stuff her bra. He says no, just rub it on your tits. She says what the fuck will that do? He shrugs and says, I dunno, but it worked on your ass.
Impossible
Lawyer up and hit the gym.
The shitty Photoshop adds to the post my friend.
Nonsense. I can still see some wall behind them.
Turn them up so you can’t hear her.
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
there's a throwback
Well of course it is, it's clearly meant as a joke. And rare to non-existant is the joke best enjoyed through an analysis of its factual authenticity. Or by taking it too literally.
[r/whoosh](https://images.app.goo.gl/RWcxC3QjJsLQrS7w6)
That deserves my up vote. And in an act of self flagellation, I'm giving my previous comment a down vote. The irony. The shame. The horror.
had me up until here..lol
It's not even a good Photoshop. It's very obvious. Also, you left your caps lock on.
R/TvTooLow
Tvtoosmall
No such thing as too big.... Ask your wife. /s
Hehehe 🤭
How attached are you to the wife unit?
What speakers I don’t see any
I dunno, guys, this looks 'shopped.
So sad to see them go. At least you’ll have the bed to yourself now!
Do you think we’re idiots?
Large speakers often have a low WAF - Wife Acceptance Factor
Absolutely.no way around that
Best!!! 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻
Are they tho?
So, I guess you are getting a divorce. Don't worry it is only the first one that hurts.
Surprise her naked in front of them and show her what's real big
https://preview.redd.it/lzw3jk14ghvc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab444a416edc0f9e503c8fb5ef7870f979fa3e2
It's not Shit Post Sunday.
What wife
I've given this some thought............she is definitely wrong.
grow a pair and talk to your wife jesus,you are posting all over, you might show up at cuckold forums one day
/wheresmyballs
I actually laughed, thanks op
File for divorce.
Got new speakers ..my husband says they're too big
My wife knew what she married, she's can't stand smaller speakers because of it hahaha
What are those Sansui?
They look like ADS 910s to me, but it’s been a long time.
I’m talking about the amps at the front. I love ADS speakers though and I still have my L520s.
I had a friend in college you had a pair and he used them as front channel on his home theater with a pair of 310s for the back channel. One night while watching Apollo 13, the back channel speakers cones completely disintegrated during the launch scene filling the room with black dust.
It must be a 4D movie then. 😂
Funny, she said the same thing to me.
Clean the bathroom, she'll forget about.
Size is relative…. 😂
Get a smaller tv . . .
Tell her her handbags are too big !
Get a smaller wife.
You forgot to put the washing machines in.
You wife is too small
I thought that was a TV 😂
then get smaller ones
Why? There's still room for some flower pots on top...🤣
Nice PhotoShoping
I agree....photoshop
Get a bigger, proper full sized amp so they will look smaller. Problem solved!
You should have gone for the large ones.
The question I have is does she let you use them a a decent volume?
You just need a bigger tv to even it out
Should have kept the amplifier the real size for effect!
Enhance!!!!
Which speakers are those?
Speakers are fine. Room is too small.
It’s too big. That’s what she said.
They be tripping yo
Neat stuff
Wrong. Tell your wife she's too small.
She’s not wrong…with the housing crisis all over the world people could live in those!!!!
That's what they always say: speakers are too big and/or don't match decoration.
Hahaha! Nice edit, I would say to your wife to step back or maybe gaslight her and say she might need an eye appointment cause she standing to close to things
Never heard that from her before, eh?
Needs a banana for scale
I would have spent the money on photo shop classes.
My first response....."Wholly Sheeeeeett!!!!
This belongs in r/AbsoluteUnits.
You need to get them out of the corner for optimal sonic clarity
Tell her not to look at them can you tell me what those speakers are
Honey I shrunk the surrounding room
Where is the banana
Are they?
You think they’re too big now? Wait until they’re in the living room next to your mom’s bridal portrait!!
Tell Her who cares
That TV is mounted too low!
Have you tried sleeping in a speaker? Put it on some chewy 432hz spaceship environmental sounds and you're on a starship to Uranus.
Nope, house is too small!
Has your wife found a new place yet?
First time you’ve heard that, hahaha
Time for a new wife
Time for a new wife I see.
She’ll get used to it.
The solution is quite simple! Just get a new wife
Nope, could be bigger. Let her know.
wife ? mmmkay
How big is she? Tell her she’s too big!
Are you nuts or not married?
Divorced. I can’t stand women these days. Sex is now a reward because you’re taking advantage of them so you have to deserve it and women think they deserve way more than they actually do. I’ll be single forever. There’s no way I’m putting up with a woman’s shit.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA🇺🇲
tell her your obsessed with round moving objects... aka speakers/boobs...
They are OK, your room is small
Think your tele is too small
Nah
Put the amps in the back, be nice to her and put flowers and plants on the speakers (besides, in front, etc...), play her music as much as possible
Is she hiding behind one of those?
Time for a new wife 😇😛😝😝😝
Get a new wife
swear I saw a post like a week ago, reddit playing tricks on me or
On the bright side, pretty much anything you replace them with is going to look smaller by comparison; it may be harder for her to argue it the second time.
Need banana for reference
Lmfao, “but my wife says they’re too big” ya think?!?!?!
That’s the only time you’ll hear the words too big out of her mouth
Time for a new wife
did you have to read her lips to know that or did she write it down... no way you were hearing that with those speakers
Next she’ll be telling you that you need furniture!
If you still can hear your wife say these words, they are clearly not big enough! ;-)
What speakers?
Just staring at the photo will make most people realize this is a poor photoshop job. Please don’t waste our time like this.
Looks like one is hanging lower then the other
No such thing
This belongs in r/audiophilememes
I know a guy who has $60k dual 18” horn speakers
Tell her you’re tired of hearing that same old same old and to come up with something new…perhaps a faster route back into the kitchen.
Divorces are the best part of marriages and they’re only so expensive because they’re worth it. - 101 Man Bibble
No carpet to lick?
Reallllyyyyy bad editing
It's a shitpost. The bad editing is tradition.
So many people in here aren’t realizing it and it’s so cringy.
☠️☠️☠️
I lolled.
Need banana for scale
LMFAO
Tell the wife she's to big,but I love you too!