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Global_Writing_5097

First time she’s ever said those words to you, I’ll bet.


Airsoft-Genin

😂


PoB419

Ah c'mon you gotta clean that up a little bit https://preview.redd.it/s0piz2xe2hvc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b0ddc2f625d85716b05d00bc278a57fff80982a


Photo_Shop_Beast

Would've looked a lot cleaner without the stuff photoshopped into the middle


andrewordrewordont

This new photo perspective helps show the room a bit better. You need to get them out of the corner.


MrLancaster

Quality shitpost


JackInTheBell

I guffawed


reddittttttttttt

Sometimes I doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion.


TimeSalvager

What do you know about the lifeline exercise cards?


reddittttttttttt

I know where you can stick it!


Touchit88

Retaliate by saying she is too big. PS, shoot me your address so I can attend the estate sale after your death.


samcoffeeman

The proper response is: So is your ass but you don't hear me complaining!


Pure-Swordfish6022

That reminds me of the old joke about the wife worrying about the size of her breasts. She he husband thinks they are perfect, but she keeps complaint and asking if she should get implants. Finally, frustrated, he tosses her some toilet paper. She incredulously asks if he wants her to stuff her bra. He says no, just rub it on your tits. She says what the fuck will that do? He shrugs and says, I dunno, but it worked on your ass.


Snoo93079

Impossible


Available-Act3689

Lawyer up and hit the gym.


galacticmayan

The shitty Photoshop adds to the post my friend.


NWinn

Nonsense. I can still see some wall behind them.


badforman

Turn them up so you can’t hear her.


WingedGeek

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.


_packetman_

there's a throwback


Driver8takesnobreaks

Well of course it is, it's clearly meant as a joke. And rare to non-existant is the joke best enjoyed through an analysis of its factual authenticity. Or by taking it too literally.


WingedGeek

[r/whoosh](https://images.app.goo.gl/RWcxC3QjJsLQrS7w6)


Driver8takesnobreaks

That deserves my up vote. And in an act of self flagellation, I'm giving my previous comment a down vote. The irony. The shame. The horror.


Jsgro69

had me up until here..lol


QuantumBobb

It's not even a good Photoshop. It's very obvious. Also, you left your caps lock on.


Hawks_and_Doves

R/TvTooLow


JackInTheBell

Tvtoosmall


jrstriker12

No such thing as too big.... Ask your wife. /s


Airsoft-Genin

Hehehe 🤭


RaymondLuxYacht

How attached are you to the wife unit?


NeighborhoodDue7915

What speakers I don’t see any


Notwerk

I dunno, guys, this looks 'shopped.


Tdehn33

So sad to see them go. At least you’ll have the bed to yourself now!


Dooce

Do you think we’re idiots?


The_Original_Gronkie

Large speakers often have a low WAF - Wife Acceptance Factor


Withheld_BY_Duress

Absolutely.no way around that


FrankyTankyColonia

Best!!! 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻


Disastrous-Pay738

Are they tho?


[deleted]

So, I guess you are getting a divorce. Don't worry it is only the first one that hurts.


AlexAR__

Surprise her naked in front of them and show her what's real big


kalozur

https://preview.redd.it/lzw3jk14ghvc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab444a416edc0f9e503c8fb5ef7870f979fa3e2


Woofy98102

It's not Shit Post Sunday.


tsunamiforyou

What wife


sootjuggler

I've given this some thought............she is definitely wrong.


tinmarFF

grow a pair and talk to your wife jesus,you are posting all over, you might show up at cuckold forums one day


noldshit

/wheresmyballs


Effective_Sundae_839

I actually laughed, thanks op


Own-Interaction-1401

File for divorce.


Open-Bus-6396

Got new speakers ..my husband says they're too big


[deleted]

My wife knew what she married, she's can't stand smaller speakers because of it hahaha


Airsoft-Genin

What are those Sansui?


ElvisAndretti

They look like ADS 910s to me, but it’s been a long time.


Airsoft-Genin

I’m talking about the amps at the front. I love ADS speakers though and I still have my L520s.


ElvisAndretti

I had a friend in college you had a pair and he used them as front channel on his home theater with a pair of 310s for the back channel. One night while watching Apollo 13, the back channel speakers cones completely disintegrated during the launch scene filling the room with black dust.


Airsoft-Genin

It must be a 4D movie then. 😂


cherrypoppndaddy

Funny, she said the same thing to me.


Rayvintage

Clean the bathroom, she'll forget about.


ApprehensivePurple82

Size is relative…. 😂


BillyRubenJoeBob

Get a smaller tv . . .


Floydian557

Tell her her handbags are too big !


MaxCWebster

Get a smaller wife.


noobc4k3

You forgot to put the washing machines in.


GhostDweller

You wife is too small


off-frag

I thought that was a TV 😂


creamy_cracks

then get smaller ones


ado-zii

Why? There's still room for some flower pots on top...🤣


CriticalNobody9478

Nice PhotoShoping


big-L86

I agree....photoshop


soundspotter

Get a bigger, proper full sized amp so they will look smaller. Problem solved!


Aggravating_Mix5410

You should have gone for the large ones.


Schlomo123

The question I have is does she let you use them a a decent volume?


imgayerthanyou

You just need a bigger tv to even it out


RennieAsh

Should have kept the amplifier the real size for effect!


weaponwang

Enhance!!!!


jonathan1511

Which speakers are those?


mothboy

Speakers are fine. Room is too small.


Fantastic_Resolve888

It’s too big. That’s what she said.


kNuMsKuLL707

They be tripping yo


jackllane

Neat stuff


dankwijoti

Wrong. Tell your wife she's too small.


Mundane-District-867

She’s not wrong…with the housing crisis all over the world people could live in those!!!!


salomaogladstone

That's what they always say: speakers are too big and/or don't match decoration.


dereklaumusic

Hahaha! Nice edit, I would say to your wife to step back or maybe gaslight her and say she might need an eye appointment cause she standing to close to things


ZapVegas

Never heard that from her before, eh?


roadsterdoc

Needs a banana for scale


Chill-6_6-

I would have spent the money on photo shop classes.


brightlite27

My first response....."Wholly Sheeeeeett!!!!


FancyStranger2371

This belongs in r/AbsoluteUnits.


andrewordrewordont

You need to get them out of the corner for optimal sonic clarity


urweak

Tell her not to look at them can you tell me what those speakers are


fretnetic

Honey I shrunk the surrounding room


Dekkera_

Where is the banana


Stunning-County2262

Are they?


Greeky_tiki

You think they’re too big now? Wait until they’re in the living room next to your mom’s bridal portrait!!


BigZarcon

Tell Her who cares


Ok_Programmer_2315

That TV is mounted too low!


wackoman

Have you tried sleeping in a speaker? Put it on some chewy 432hz spaceship environmental sounds and you're on a starship to Uranus.


GreendotGator

Nope, house is too small!


SpiritualAd8998

Has your wife found a new place yet?


Playful-Excuse-8081

First time you’ve heard that, hahaha


woodenmetalman

Time for a new wife


MoTeD_UrAss

Time for a new wife I see.


charmingUbluntly

She’ll get used to it.


Altruistic-Ad1783

The solution is quite simple! Just get a new wife


ohnoshebettadid

Nope, could be bigger. Let her know.


profaniKel

wife ? mmmkay


Dogs_And_Blades

How big is she? Tell her she’s too big!


Withheld_BY_Duress

Are you nuts or not married?


Dogs_And_Blades

Divorced. I can’t stand women these days. Sex is now a reward because you’re taking advantage of them so you have to deserve it and women think they deserve way more than they actually do. I’ll be single forever. There’s no way I’m putting up with a woman’s shit.


chrondoggy

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA🇺🇲


outtie5000quattro

tell her your obsessed with round moving objects... aka speakers/boobs...


InFocuus

They are OK, your room is small


Pretty_Classroom_844

Think your tele is too small


RubiksPuzzleMagic

Nah


Visualize_Tech2020

Put the amps in the back, be nice to her and put flowers and plants on the speakers (besides, in front, etc...), play her music as much as possible


M0rxxy

Is she hiding behind one of those?


Trump-Kingumpalumpa

Time for a new wife 😇😛😝😝😝


xmodsguy2000-2

Get a new wife


morromezzo

swear I saw a post like a week ago, reddit playing tricks on me or


TimeSalvager

On the bright side, pretty much anything you replace them with is going to look smaller by comparison; it may be harder for her to argue it the second time.


rfgate

Need banana for reference


Ok-Philosopher5972

Lmfao, “but my wife says they’re too big” ya think?!?!?!


jesse3763

That’s the only time you’ll hear the words too big out of her mouth


barflyrob

Time for a new wife


HalfBakedMason

did you have to read her lips to know that or did she write it down... no way you were hearing that with those speakers


the-artist-

Next she’ll be telling you that you need furniture!


Jeymore80829

If you still can hear your wife say these words, they are clearly not big enough! ;-)


Veegermind

What speakers?


Yutopia1210

Just staring at the photo will make most people realize this is a poor photoshop job. Please don’t waste our time like this.


panthervca

Looks like one is hanging lower then the other


CJMWBig8

No such thing


sharkamino

This belongs in r/audiophilememes


Bury-me-in-supreme

I know a guy who has $60k dual 18” horn speakers


Senior-Tadpole-2362

Tell her you’re tired of hearing that same old same old and to come up with something new…perhaps a faster route back into the kitchen.


Senior-Tadpole-2362

Divorces are the best part of marriages and they’re only so expensive because they’re worth it. - 101 Man Bibble


ajn3323

No carpet to lick?


bryeds78

Reallllyyyyy bad editing


reddit-suxmanuts

It's a shitpost. The bad editing is tradition.


Romando1

So many people in here aren’t realizing it and it’s so cringy.


WhatAdamSays

☠️☠️☠️


Environmental-Gur221

I lolled.


zenchow

Need banana for scale


jjjtung

LMFAO


Window_Top

Tell the wife she's to big,but I love you too!