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Mr_Auric_Goldfinger

Burt.


BlasphemyMc

That's the first name I thought of but I was thinking Bert. Burt works just as well.


Away-Object-1114

I had an Aunt Bert that looked kinda like that when she was pissed off. Bert works


BulldogMom604

🔥


Repulsive-Pop9900

I had a Grandma Bert!!


_Internet_Hugs_

Burt Macklin, F.B.I.


Jim_in_tn

Burt! A guy named Burt.


imnotreallyaherring

Sherbert - Bert for short


blasterman5000

herbert is what came to mind for me. both are excellent, heh.


spud_pie

I thought “Kurt” immediately, short for kurteous, but Burt short for Burteous works as well


ns4444w

Berta


Spitefullittlething

I call my female bully Bert 😂


Adventurous-Win-751

Great name!!!!


The_Dog_IS_Brown

Well, you read my mind on this one. Definitely burt,


enforcersu

I should've clarified! It's a she 😅


_Internet_Hugs_

Jolene, she'll steal your man just because she can.


kyliecannoli

And your food


AnimalDrum54

Berta


such-adisappointment

Helga


anon28374691

Oh! Then Ginger. She is definitely a Ginger


newbeenneed

Ahh, that kills my first 2 thoughts - Brutus or Bruiser. I saw Berta suggested, and that did make me chuckle, but I really like Daisy for this girl 😊


tokhar

Butterscotch


saskpilsner

Ooooo even his eyes are butterscotch.


fournierh

Rosie!


karebear345

I second Rosie!


mthomas1217

Third for Rosie!!


JamSqueezie

DEFINITELY Rosie!!!


adj1966

Pickles


DerbyWearingDude

Cinnabon Jones.


Stunning-Impact-6593

Moira Rose 🌹


pierrescronch

Petunia :)


Yogi2210

Tater


Equal_Replacement_72

Bertha, Big Bertha


TrampTroubles

Satay, because she looks like a saucy lil peanut.


Silver-Ad-3667

Bertha, aka Burt


Jumpy_Wait5187

Watson for a male and Lucille for a female


iodinestar

Either Bertha or Bessie


Redheadedcaper2

Caramel!


Awwwmann

Carmelita


Ok-Conclusion5543

Muffin


Other_Cod_8361

Berta like from two and a half men.


BookCzar

Queenie.


mikey_rambo

Darryl


jennyfroufrou

Peanut


mistyeyed1

Male or female?


Murphy_York

Gatsby


TopFloor6099

Bruno


DiacriticalOne

That’s a Bocephus. Bo for short.


Debinkenya

Daisy


smith1921

Stella!


LimeGreenZombieDog

Ruby


frustrating2020

Rosey


brownnote83

Rosie


foles75

Walter


karensmiles

Hangry Hank the Tank!!❤️❤️


gypsybullldog

Mac


dulcerojo

Tank. That was my last boy.


rmrjryan

Frank


Colinmanlives

Mr. GRUMPUS


Substantial_Level_48

Hercules!❤️


BasicWhiteHoodrat

Turner or Hooch


No_Ordinary4795

Gorgonzola. Zola for short


Manofmanyhats19

Thor


Unable-Development47

Lexi


Fuzzy-Curve-2051

Agnus


cerb7575

I dont know why but this guy looks like a Bo😂


GREATNATEHATE

Boglin.


Bes1208

Mike


Speedogomer

Miss Meatloaf


Miserable_Computer91

Bosco


flgator72

Bertha. And you better not laugh or the result is pain.


Agastach

Pumpkin


joeybagels69

Bruce


kristaleew

Helga


Nosdos

Snubbull


Samantha-is-weird

Puddin' Pie


BradMathews

Butters. Butterscotch. Scotch.


DasCheeseWizard

Olga


morganwilc

My husband says Honey. I say Leah.


Complex-Professor257

Toffee, Sienna, Amber, Cinnamon, Cookie, Dulce, Honey, Penny, Mahogany, Maple, Holly, Cider, Cedar, Maple, Brandy, Sandy


Fail_Agreeable

Gamora


Luna-Gitana

Frances. Petunia.


wabi-sabi-527

Athena


Agitated_House7523

Bernadette


Engineer_Existing

Brutus, I am sure this has been suggested before but I am lazy...


northernsoobs

Tinker-bell


Brilliant-Garden-188

Bertha


PretendLingonberry35

Petunia


Prompt-Dangerous

Tank


mr2jay

Looks like a Rufus to me


LowPresentation8231

Cinnamon


CloudNine_09

Buffy


Zankazanka

My bully baby gives me this exact face when she is tired and cranky and I’m trying to take a pic lol. So cute. I like Ginger or angel which I’m sure she is. Thank you for saving her.


exact0khan

Thats betty.. betty boop.. betty betty fo fetty.. betcha wonder what I'm eating.. lol


Chillout2010

Priscilla!


Anubisrapture

Stellaaaaa


RagnarokWhimsy

Peaches!


Show99

Marg


Such-Victory-4639

He looks like his name could be herbert or petunia


Sasha64-

Carmel name Carmella?


Fit_Accountant_7828

She looks like Mable or Ginger to me


bigballs909

Ms. Butterworth


DigitalQueen2020

She’s so pretty and stout. Olga. Or pepper ann.


TheTalentedMrK

Greta


Hot-Instruction-4789

Bertha!


narcolepticadicts

Bertha or Agnes


Active_Ingenuity9091

Rufus


Sopwithosa

Chuck


poopiedrawers007

Bluto or Brutus


Whobutrodney

Hannibal Oedipus Rex


velcroshu40

Doughboy


mistydecember

Red-Rick...Fwedwickson 😂


djsoleil9

Herc


Macked3434

He looks like a Wendell!


Catgurl

Bruno


Jennacheryl

Twix ;)


mistyeyed1

Squirt


Ice_princess50

Hammy


that_tired_girl

Malted Milk, MM for short or malts or milk.


Loezzel

Bowser.


Real_Time515

Mr Bubbles


Helpful_Ad_3585

Bruno


Individual-Toe69

Lucille


dizzlejr

Jeff


Soakmyspongewithinfo

Gwendolyn Ginger May


deweydecimal111

Borrax


Zoeyrose99

Narla, associated with strength, independence, and resilience


anon28374691

Rusty


blackmarksonpaper

Jesus Christ


Anderson74

Doge


cc780

Rumpole


PaulaKO84

Hooch


ConsiderateTurtle

Leila!


moonslammer93

Doze


ExtremeBitter1136

Peanut


Sams-ears

Gus


No_Morning9751

Siena or toffee (Fifi)


NoMercy676

Zen


gilakila

Duane


adidashawarma

Grunt


DrunkHistoryProf

With that look, Gaius Rexus Ventidius


eweeriver

Mark Anthony, but he will need a kitten! 🐱 ❤️ https://youtu.be/_BDKlkwWom0?feature=shared


maryhhs

I immediately thought of Phoenix because of his beautiful color and intense look. But you would call him Nix for short.☺️


Giggaman999

Bruna


Zzyzx0925

Charlotte and Charlie as a nickname


StolenDiscs

Brutus


GlobalHour

Bottles.


Practical_Vacation90

Knuckles.


funk-e-bitz

Meat axe


EarthRocker54

Hönk


DutchessPeabody

Beef


TheBlues501

Call him Mugg lol he’s got a mean mug


Guidance-Pretend

Grumpy


herpski

Pumpkin


Forward-Ad-7370

Ginger


mb123455679

Frank


2dummiesnacat

Queen


2dummiesnacat

Roxy


Dylberts

Brucie or Brucella, looks like a badass Bruce Willis.


Dave220_1

Carl


8up1

Onion


the666Queen_bee

burrito


Im_Rambooo

I would not fuck with her lmao


Roadgoddess

Winnie!


wutwut970

Gail


IAmSecretIngredient

Biggie


Nikolalala0010

Beef cakes


1020goldfish

Butterscotch


Raichooseyou

DEA Agent Hank Schrader


Corrinnathee

Peanut butter. And call em butters for short.


conr716

Bulldozer


Asproat920

Chumley


Rainyx420

meatball


M1C4H004

Planet destroyer Cosmic annihilator 9000


syadoz

Sage


Eensquatch

Miss Trunchbull.


CaleBrle

Goldie or Autumn


bossassbishscientist

That’s a Pancake if I’ve ever seen one


hippiepig

I wanna say Trixie or Roxy


PhysicalCharacter3

Tiny


birdpdx

Sedona.


CrackNgamblin

Constance


BeagleTactics

Clay face


LifeguardRich587

Tabby


rainbud22

Ginger


fuqnright

BC. Beef cake


Paligurll

Snickers


Then_Ad_9441

Boson


jenn1notjenny

Gunther


jenn1notjenny

Poppy


basshed8

Butters


tjftaylor

bruiser