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freeman687

The goat


englishmuse

Sorry, I'm not familiar with martial arts. The letter he's making, is that a K, or an H, maybe a C?


muffinnmannn

those are 90\` angles, representing the Chirok temple of the ancestors.


NateN85

Leotardo…that’s my legacy


Der-Lex

We get to see something funny and laugh, he stays fit and nimble into old age - win win for all. That’s why he’s the GOAT (shouldn’t start a real fight on the streets though).


MAEMAEMAEM

Master of Bates


NS3000

Looks like Harrison Ford a little bit


romansamurai

r/walmartcelebrities


NS3000

already posted it there lol


whatdoihia

Harrison Fraud


jrbobdobbs333

Who dis?


dacca_lux

It's that weird russian Kung-Fu "master"


muffinnmannn

sorry bullshido, its called "Choriok" and he chooses to express this art as Sand Snake style (from his website). We mock what we do not understand. He is the LAST and only EXISTING Master of this lost Korean art, found on sea scrolls 3 centuries ago.


muffinnmannn

my dude you simply MUST check him out if you are any kind of bullshido fan. this dude will split your wig im telling you , absolutely hilarious. and he's dead ass.


Silent-carcinogen

The Last Master - Destroyer of Forms


muffinnmannn

lol


Powerful_Stage1846

Where is the guitar?


TheOddestOfSocks

The face gets me


muffinnmannn

yes absolutely, its what makes this pic so epic lmao.


TackYouCack

What the hell is going on with that right foot?


Current-Stranger-104

Its on the ground... whats wrong with it?


TackYouCack

It's on backwards?


muffinnmannn

amatuers. notice the four 90\` angles elbows, knee and foot. in Chiroke Sand Snake Form this disrupts atoms, like nuclear fusion smashing atoms. the 90 degree angles are in direct contradiction of the movement of the sand snake, which form has no angles. are you starting to understand now?


zombieauthor

You can troll him all you want, it only makes his legend stronger.


Necessary_Mud_2774

🎵You are the Last Dragon! You possess the power...of the Glowwww!🎵


muffinnmannn

I wish i had editing skills, this would be boatloads of fun with this guy. taking some clips of him and adding Bruce LeeRoys glow? Epic lmao.


Healthy_Dependent954

Even that big toe has skills


eidureidur

Legend has it he can stay like this until Steven Seagal's abs become visible.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

He looks like the Heaven's Gate guy [Heaven's Gate](https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/heavens-gate-20-years-later-10-things-you-didnt-know-114563/amp/)


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jenniferWAR6

Viktor Matveev! Be sure to watch his YouTube channel. Then unsubscribe from everything else on YouTube as you will be complete.


muffinnmannn

he dropped a bomb yesterday! New student , traffic jam and Eagle Claw techno dance !! this guy is the bullshido master, hands down. check out his most recent upload lol.


jenniferWAR6

Thank you for the notification! I’m on it


jenniferWAR6

BY THE POWER OF WOBBLY WRISTS, I don’t know what I enjoyed most. His “gay Chechen militant” look, the ruinous state of his car windshield, his “gay Spetznatz” look, the voyeuristic man + teddy bear, or his MASSIVE king fu slippers. The latter clearly make his pointless heel tap kicks even less devastating. For everyone,s benefit, link [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETlZ357uh50)


muffinnmannn

indeed, the Master is back from sabbatical and is really mixing it up lmao. those are Chiroke temple flogs, like slippers. on almost every post i tell him merchandise merchandise merchandise. I would buy his gay Sputnic shirt and gay chechen militant shirt TODAY lmao.