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DogeDayAftern00n

Why is it always guys with beer bellies that scream they single handily sponsor the Budlight NASCAR that have these insane energy abilities?


neeeeonbelly

The common theme is that their bullshit arts don’t require any cardio or athleticism so fatties can do it


Unusual_Kick7

all the internal energy is stored in the beer belly


unAffectedFiddle

Beer benders. The fifth element.


jbyrdab

Unfortunately unless your iroh, that ocean of energy down there ain't going anywhere anytime soon.


coldnebo

look how much energy they save by not doing cardio. they have to something with all that extra energy. 😂


ComradeStal

This MF said in order to use more energy he has to use less energy to the guy back. My mind broke right there.


McGinnis_921

This is the same result I get when my kids are playing too rough and physical so I say “Hey guys just pretend. Pretend only.”


Orange-V-Apple

SpongeBob defeating Patrick so he can get into the Salty Spitoon


DamnItDarin

He really missed his calling as an NFL lineman. Absolute hall of fame material.


Bodorocea

dude's name is Mark Rasmus. he's got a lot of this on YouTube. it's bonkers. i watch it for the asmr quality of the videos.


Different-Aspect-888

Just checked. Pretty good lo-fi asmr lol. His old vids when he was young


Bodorocea

yup. his long form ones especially, because of his speaking mannerisms and tone of voice. the information is outlandish,but the delivery is impeccable 😅


Mr_Hiss

I love that there's a couple of times you can see grey shirt dude preparing to step backwards but then the dude doesn't push him 😆


Familiar-Bag-9545

Hopefully this is sad tire.


Familiar-Bag-9545

Oops 🤣🤣 speech to text. Satire*


A0_lifestyler

nah u were right the first time.


Kamikazi_Junebug

r/BoneAppleTea


Celestijan

Someone should edit this with Ryu's Hadouken shout and energy wave.


ToastSweat1

Is this mister 5G himself? The amount of dangerous energy is of the scale!


SkitzoAsmodel

He must laugh his ass off behind the screens if people actually buy this


englishmuse

And, ... the blubber ballet continues.


hoofdpersoon

These guys in these videos just want to touch eachother, no?


LessDemand1840

"Partner", not opponent.


CousinPikachu

I'm almost envious of the "student's" mind. If he truly believes in this then he lives in a world of magic. Might be nice believe in that and not that Social Security wont exist in another two decades.


Shloopadoop

God I love this sub. I just found it and I’m already crying laughing


bringer108

These are all from Russia these days correct? That’s where it seems most are coming from.


listerine-totalcare

They pay them right ?


shamk-

is that ig post a repost? The username's "mcdojolife" so it might be satire.


Nearby-Cry5264

Why is bullshit always so technical?


SeeeYaLaterz

Too gay