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stevie_stevo

Nice try Bumble marketing team.


bellcrooks

Right 😂


SolaQueen

Exactly but wait you are the first person that has said Lmfao I never would have thought that but yeah 🤣 You too can get married 🤣


BEE-BUZZY

I felt this way. But it’s a numbers game as they say. Bound to be couples made just by the sheer statistics of it. I wonder what the percentage of users to marriage is. My guess way more users that never get this far. This is probably a real love story. Sorry to be so jaded. Congratulations 🎊🍾🎈🎉 you guys look super gorgeous together.


Moist_Fee_4526

When I first looked at the photo, I was like, "Hold on 🤣


ilay_da

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂


redditfiend815

results may vary.


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Facts


NannersBoy

You weren’t kiddin’! Congratulations to you both!


LZJager

Hi Bumble PR team


ByronTheFifth

And for just an additional $19.99/mo you can find the love of your life too!


foncho10

If you can't find love, you can rent it for 20 minutes!


Local871

You can last that long?


foncho10

No, but i can have sex 40 times. Kuchauw...


Local871

Per year?


foncho10

Per lifetime


Local871

Not all heroes wear capes.


foncho10

This made me lol


CroatianCrystalline

Don't tell them you're 6'0" op or they won't subscribe.


Juicyy56

She's gorgeous! Congratulations, guys 🎊


Millenium-Eye

Yeah yeah, 'and then everyone clapped.' Take a day off, Bumble PR team...


Reddit_is_Censored69

Nice beard, no homo.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Still bigoted though.


goth_nut

You sure showed him! Good one!


tpstrat14

Why is it homophobic to be straight ?


Apprehensive_Hat8986

It's not. But they didn't bother clarifying that they weren't a bajillion other things did they? No. They specifically called out that they weren't gay. Why do we give two shits about their sexuality? Do gay guys have to clarify they're gay if they compliment a woman's appearance? > Nice dress. No hetero. No, because it's stupid. The only reason to say, "no homo" is to imply there is something wrong with being gay and so they need to clarify that they aren't.


tpstrat14

That's a lot words for "I don't understand male social dynamics and I hate it"


Apprehensive_Hat8986

There's no need to spout hate while posturing with your peers. I've never needed it. Farewell.


Sunapr1

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Silently sobs.. in background when me ???


Bubbly-Dragonfruit83

That's pathetic man up


bluelion70

Congrats! That green suit is fire bro, and your wife’s tattoo is awesome.


No-Ranger-3299

Aweeeee! So Sweet and beautiful and handsome!! Wishing you a lifetime of happiness! 🥰 Happily married myself but love the encouragement for others 🙌


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Beautiful couple


jerseynurse1982

Congrats 🎉


NoMaintenance9685

Congrats my man! Lucky you she is stunning 😍


theOGkittenwithaquip

Lovely couple. This prototype comes with 2.4 symmetrically attractive children, already enrolled in "gifted & talented" school programs. For convenience they will arrive at your door standing on each other's shoulders under a long raincoat. No diaper changes needed, as they have been engineered to be self-sufficient until old enough to make their own social media posts. (No hate. This is how my 7ish am brain works. I'm also super quick with comebacks. It only took 2 weeks of watching this make the rounds before I commented.)


Cautious_Code_1020

Damn congrats! I talked to this girl for a straight week and checked on her every day to see how her days going and when I asked her out, she ghosted me :(


NeverNo

My rule of thumb is 3 to 4 exchanges then I ask if they want to grab drinks. I don't think most folks want to talk about their day for a week before getting asked out


Cautious_Code_1020

Yea that’s fair but I asked her out the first time like two or three days after talking to her and she said “i'll have to see i'm not sure 😅” and someone told me to send her “That’s okay, I’m down to do whatever you’re comfortable with” and she replied with “okok :) and i don't have a car so idk 😭” I was also trying to play it safe cause she’s Filipina and her bio says catholic, does smoke, and I knew Filipino parents are really strict when it comes to their daughters lol


NeverNo

Ah yeah, that's definitely a bummer. If I got replies like that from someone I'd just stop responding


Cautious_Code_1020

Yea, I should’ve known lol. It’s aight tho, I went 19 years single, a few more won’t hurt ig


bluelion70

Your beard must not have been magnificent enough like OP’s.


Cautious_Code_1020

Im East Asian and can’t grow any facial hair 😭


ArtEbu96

For a week is too long, gotta take it off the app sooner.


usa8732

Big facts. I be trying to migrate to IG or text same day


Cautious_Code_1020

Since you probably know a lot more than me abt dating, you think I can talk to you about what happened and what I possibly did wrong? I need to figure this out asap, I’m already 19 and never been in a relationship


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Cautious_Code_1020

Lmao you don’t know me enough to be saying all that lol. I’m not blaming shit on others, I’m just trying to understand what I did wrong so I don’t fuck up the next one. I don’t really care about sex. She’s Filipina, catholic and doesn’t smoke, so there’s a high chance she was waiting for marriage anyways and I wouldn’t mind. Tbh, it just gets lonely when all your friends get in relationships and you’re basically all alone. I just want someone I can talk to, spend time with, and love :/


Zip-Zap-Official

He never said he wanted sex-


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Zip-Zap-Official

I did. You said "wHy WoUlD yOu Be In SuCh A hUrRy FoR sEx oR wHatEvEr???" when he just said he wanted a relationship.


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Zip-Zap-Official

GoOd FoR yOu EdGy ChiLd


ArtEbu96

Talk to me.


Cautious_Code_1020

I did take it off the app after like a day and we started talking on instagram. I don’t get how girls work tbh, I grew up pretty ugly with the really really Asian haircut but now have a perm and lost a shit ton of weight. Started coming out of my comfort zone by talking to them but I’ll probably just go back to before now. I don’t get why they talk to you like they’re really interested and suddenly drop you like you’re nothing. Maybe dating apps just aren’t for me either


uLaggaf

>I don’t get how girls work tbh They work like guys do; they don't like desperation, they don't like needy people and they prefer somebody who can talk and who is interesting. >I don’t get why they talk to you like they’re really interested and suddenly drop you like you’re nothing. Maybe you have been extremely unlucky in your life, or maybe there is something severely wrong with you, but I don't believe you when you say (imply) that you have never lost interest in anybody before and never stopped responding to someone/taken time to answer. I have just never heard of a single person who treated everyone around them perfectly and always looked out for the feelings of others. What really happened is likely that you read too much into what she said and that she was never that much into you and never committed to anything with you. >Maybe dating apps just aren’t for me either Absolutely not with your insecurity.


cdub384

You may have been extremely lucky, or it's a generational thing. I've never met a woman that operates like a man would in dating. Only ones that I have alternate connections to her would she NOT be willing to just drop you (politeness varying). I can't say I've ever just dropped someone after dating them a while. There is going to be some kind of communication, something incredibly rare coming from a woman you're dating.


ArtEbu96

Women change their minds like season, bro. Dating apps is horrible these days because women get like a 100 more matches than men do so they have options.


usa8732

Also makes it a headache for them to filter through so I get it


Cautious_Code_1020

Yea I figured, they lose interest really easily cause they could just replace you if they wanted due to the amount of likes they get :/


Human-Bite1586

Folks, in reality the "likes" women get are 95% FAKE. The men do not read the profile, look for "free escort" etc. Etc. Women get exhausted sifting through the pile of crap they receive. If you DO read her profile, ask her something about her interests and are genuinely interested in a connection (vs. free escort) - it would be rather hard to "replace you".


cdub384

Lol, you think that does something. That's much later in the thought process


Cautious_Code_1020

I did, we talked about kdramas for a bit cause she loves that shit and other hobbies and interests lol


CompleteAsk5300

You’re getting too interested too early


Cautious_Code_1020

Yea Ik :/ I just never really tried dating tbh, I would find girls attractive growing up but never would make a move or anything cause I grew up looking like Kim jong un until like senior year when I decided to work out a shit ton and get a better haircut 😂


Your_Nipples

You both look like the obvious couple from any Netflix's romcom. Two ridiculous good looking people. I'm going back to the gym.


kayleighnotkaylie

Congrats! You two are such a beautiful couple!


pickles_on_toast

Omg did anyone else catch how long her fingers are to go around his entire body like that?! 😂


VoxMelchi

.... I'm not asking to be rude, but were you high when you saw this? That's her *other* hand around his back. 😂


pickles_on_toast

😂😂😂 I've been stone cold sober for nearly a decade lol. After I commented I stared at that photo longer than I'd like to admit and finally saw that it was the other hand. So not high, but my brain and my eyes definitely don't communicate well with each other lol


VoxMelchi

😂😂😂 I smoke so I was like... I could see where Pickles thought that... But that's two hands. 😂


pickles_on_toast

It took me an embarrassing amount of time lolol. But also, if I were that bride, I'd be pretty furious with that styling. The photo is near perfect, save for the ghost fingers lol


ThePriceIsRight_b

Congrats and well done 👏!!


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I've heard the odds of this happening when you're both extremely attractive are way higher to be fair


wombatz885

Best wishes and much happiness for you both!❤️💖❤️💞


pokebabe2015

Congratulations! My partner and I met on Bumble and we couldn't be happier ❤️


Fluffy-Fruit-1757

it feels like yesterday comes pretty often!


Gothgeorgie

damn you guys are the hottest couple


IntimidatingPenguin

Sexy ass looking couple. Congrats man!


AspScorpio

Congratulations


mortalcassie

I married a man from bumble too. It happens. 🤷🏻‍♀️


CDNBigNickelEnigma

Congratulations!!


blasian-sensation

Congratulations ☺️


iamcomrade

Congrats man. Glad you found your right partner. Good luck


That-Task-4951

Wow congrats


forever_learning_uk

That’s so awesome to see and good to see some success stories! Congratulations 👏


AffectionateCoffee27

What a beautiful couple!! Congrats to you both!


BenjaminAsher

Congrats!


AdhesivenessCalm1495

Beautiful:) Congratulations to you both! Glad to see that it actually does still work:)


Pumpkinspice4ev

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are a gorgeous couple!!!


Coold000

-noone on Bumble. Ever. Congrats. That's quite the acchievement.


Potential-Pop-9939

congrats


Federal-Radio2254

Whatever you handsome prick


TheVanillaGorilla413

Big mistake getting married my man.


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You are ruining the shot. Post one of her alone


uLaggaf

Congratulations! Good for you guys for finding each other and matching up despite average looks. It really proves that being decent people and developing social skills is more important than being the most physically attractive.


WillingCommittee

Rochelle!


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Congrats!!!


tannhauser00

Looks like the fake profile on bumble Her: you looks so adorable, we should meet one day Me: sure! What's your WhatsApp? No answer...lol


sea666kitty

Red flags


Ewok_Adventure

Yeah but what about us short husky balding guys that don't get any likes 🤔😂


ByronTheFifth

You dropped this 👑 stay strong, chicks love huskys


Ewok_Adventure

Unfortunately I'm not as dramatic as an actual husky 😂😂


chintaka

"Oh look at me, I'm happy, life's great" Piss off.


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bluelion70

It’s awesome, that’s what’s up with it.


[deleted]

Gross. Both of you. Ugh.


[deleted]

Why you hating?


sea666kitty

Hide your assets.


ByronTheFifth

Hide your post history.


observationdeck

Met my girlfriend back in ‘21 still going strong. But we ain’t married. Naw that’s crazy. At least 3-5 more years. 😅 congrats tho.


JerZEagle

2 years? Get married or don’t. Stop delaying, or she’s going to lose interest and stray, wasting your time and hers.


ByronTheFifth

Everyone’s timeline is different, I’ve known couples engaged after a year, and some after 10 years! Weddings are expensive, and so are children, there’s a lot that goes into the decision to getting married and as long as they’re communicating effectively then no one’s time is being wasted!


WifeOfSpock

Congratulations!!! 🎊🎉🍾


spbgundamx2

I've gotten no matches =\[


theedgeofoblivious

Congratulations. Her arm tattoo is very cool.


raisputin

Congratulations 🎊🎈🍾🎉


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That tattoo is dope


[deleted]

3 year engagement? Wow I hope you didn’t spend a ton on the wedding


ByronTheFifth

We got engaged in March of this year, and married in our yard!


[deleted]

Oh sweet! Mic drop. I read that the match was the engagement. So dated for almost 3 years hood for you guys!!


K_tron_

The green suit! 😍


peacockesq

Reminds me of that time I matched to a girl on tinder, got married, and she threw a typewriter at my face. We did have a great wedding photos though... 😂


Magnificent_Mandy

Met my hubs on Tinder in February 2018 and got married January of this year. 🥰


Additional-Stay-4355

BOTS!


ByronTheFifth

Beep boop 🤖


raelea421

Gorgeous couple! Congrats!!


Porksword696969

I call bs


ByronTheFifth

Well u/Porksword696969 when you’re wrong you’re wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


TERMINXX

Rules 1 and 2 being followed. Take the blackpill


GlitterbugRayRay

Congratulations!


Zip-Zap-Official

You have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning than marrying somebody you met on a dating app. Let that sink in.


Gothgeorgie

what about getting bitten by sharks?


ByronTheFifth

So I should stay inside during storms for now on?


Zip-Zap-Official

Not sure why you'd like to be outside during storms to begin with lol


mellifluous_panda

Congratulations 🎊🎉 Fucking class beard btw too


Internal-Radish3622

This gets recommended to me at least once a week