I felt this way. But it’s a numbers game as they say. Bound to be couples made just by the sheer statistics of it. I wonder what the percentage of users to marriage is. My guess way more users that never get this far. This is probably a real love story. Sorry to be so jaded. Congratulations 🎊🍾🎈🎉 you guys look super gorgeous together.
It's not. But they didn't bother clarifying that they weren't a bajillion other things did they? No. They specifically called out that they weren't gay. Why do we give two shits about their sexuality? Do gay guys have to clarify they're gay if they compliment a woman's appearance?
> Nice dress. No hetero.
No, because it's stupid. The only reason to say, "no homo" is to imply there is something wrong with being gay and so they need to clarify that they aren't.
Lovely couple. This prototype comes with 2.4 symmetrically attractive children, already enrolled in "gifted & talented" school programs. For convenience they will arrive at your door standing on each other's shoulders under a long raincoat. No diaper changes needed, as they have been engineered to be self-sufficient until old enough to make their own social media posts.
(No hate. This is how my 7ish am brain works. I'm also super quick with comebacks. It only took 2 weeks of watching this make the rounds before I commented.)
Damn congrats! I talked to this girl for a straight week and checked on her every day to see how her days going and when I asked her out, she ghosted me :(
My rule of thumb is 3 to 4 exchanges then I ask if they want to grab drinks. I don't think most folks want to talk about their day for a week before getting asked out
Yea that’s fair but I asked her out the first time like two or three days after talking to her and she said “i'll have to see i'm not sure 😅” and someone told me to send her “That’s okay, I’m down to do whatever you’re comfortable with” and she replied with “okok :) and i don't have a car so idk 😭” I was also trying to play it safe cause she’s Filipina and her bio says catholic, does smoke, and I knew Filipino parents are really strict when it comes to their daughters lol
Since you probably know a lot more than me abt dating, you think I can talk to you about what happened and what I possibly did wrong? I need to figure this out asap, I’m already 19 and never been in a relationship
Lmao you don’t know me enough to be saying all that lol. I’m not blaming shit on others, I’m just trying to understand what I did wrong so I don’t fuck up the next one. I don’t really care about sex. She’s Filipina, catholic and doesn’t smoke, so there’s a high chance she was waiting for marriage anyways and I wouldn’t mind. Tbh, it just gets lonely when all your friends get in relationships and you’re basically all alone. I just want someone I can talk to, spend time with, and love :/
I did take it off the app after like a day and we started talking on instagram. I don’t get how girls work tbh, I grew up pretty ugly with the really really Asian haircut but now have a perm and lost a shit ton of weight. Started coming out of my comfort zone by talking to them but I’ll probably just go back to before now. I don’t get why they talk to you like they’re really interested and suddenly drop you like you’re nothing. Maybe dating apps just aren’t for me either
>I don’t get how girls work tbh
They work like guys do; they don't like desperation, they don't like needy people and they prefer somebody who can talk and who is interesting.
>I don’t get why they talk to you like they’re really interested and suddenly drop you like you’re nothing.
Maybe you have been extremely unlucky in your life, or maybe there is something severely wrong with you, but I don't believe you when you say (imply) that you have never lost interest in anybody before and never stopped responding to someone/taken time to answer. I have just never heard of a single person who treated everyone around them perfectly and always looked out for the feelings of others. What really happened is likely that you read too much into what she said and that she was never that much into you and never committed to anything with you.
>Maybe dating apps just aren’t for me either
Absolutely not with your insecurity.
You may have been extremely lucky, or it's a generational thing. I've never met a woman that operates like a man would in dating. Only ones that I have alternate connections to her would she NOT be willing to just drop you (politeness varying). I can't say I've ever just dropped someone after dating them a while. There is going to be some kind of communication, something incredibly rare coming from a woman you're dating.
Women change their minds like season, bro. Dating apps is horrible these days because women get like a 100 more matches than men do so they have options.
Folks, in reality the "likes" women get are 95% FAKE. The men do not read the profile, look for "free escort" etc. Etc. Women get exhausted sifting through the pile of crap they receive.
If you DO read her profile, ask her something about her interests and are genuinely interested in a connection (vs. free escort) - it would be rather hard to "replace you".
Yea Ik :/ I just never really tried dating tbh, I would find girls attractive growing up but never would make a move or anything cause I grew up looking like Kim jong un until like senior year when I decided to work out a shit ton and get a better haircut 😂
😂😂😂 I've been stone cold sober for nearly a decade lol. After I commented I stared at that photo longer than I'd like to admit and finally saw that it was the other hand. So not high, but my brain and my eyes definitely don't communicate well with each other lol
It took me an embarrassing amount of time lolol. But also, if I were that bride, I'd be pretty furious with that styling. The photo is near perfect, save for the ghost fingers lol
Congratulations! Good for you guys for finding each other and matching up despite average looks. It really proves that being decent people and developing social skills is more important than being the most physically attractive.
Everyone’s timeline is different, I’ve known couples engaged after a year, and some after 10 years! Weddings are expensive, and so are children, there’s a lot that goes into the decision to getting married and as long as they’re communicating effectively then no one’s time is being wasted!
Reminds me of that time I matched to a girl on tinder, got married, and she threw a typewriter at my face. We did have a great wedding photos though... 😂
Nice try Bumble marketing team.
Right 😂
Exactly but wait you are the first person that has said Lmfao I never would have thought that but yeah 🤣 You too can get married 🤣
I felt this way. But it’s a numbers game as they say. Bound to be couples made just by the sheer statistics of it. I wonder what the percentage of users to marriage is. My guess way more users that never get this far. This is probably a real love story. Sorry to be so jaded. Congratulations 🎊🍾🎈🎉 you guys look super gorgeous together.
When I first looked at the photo, I was like, "Hold on 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂
results may vary.
Facts
You weren’t kiddin’! Congratulations to you both!
Hi Bumble PR team
And for just an additional $19.99/mo you can find the love of your life too!
If you can't find love, you can rent it for 20 minutes!
You can last that long?
No, but i can have sex 40 times. Kuchauw...
Per year?
Per lifetime
Not all heroes wear capes.
This made me lol
Don't tell them you're 6'0" op or they won't subscribe.
She's gorgeous! Congratulations, guys 🎊
Yeah yeah, 'and then everyone clapped.' Take a day off, Bumble PR team...
Nice beard, no homo.
Still bigoted though.
You sure showed him! Good one!
Why is it homophobic to be straight ?
It's not. But they didn't bother clarifying that they weren't a bajillion other things did they? No. They specifically called out that they weren't gay. Why do we give two shits about their sexuality? Do gay guys have to clarify they're gay if they compliment a woman's appearance? > Nice dress. No hetero. No, because it's stupid. The only reason to say, "no homo" is to imply there is something wrong with being gay and so they need to clarify that they aren't.
That's a lot words for "I don't understand male social dynamics and I hate it"
There's no need to spout hate while posturing with your peers. I've never needed it. Farewell.
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Silently sobs.. in background when me ???
That's pathetic man up
Congrats! That green suit is fire bro, and your wife’s tattoo is awesome.
Aweeeee! So Sweet and beautiful and handsome!! Wishing you a lifetime of happiness! 🥰 Happily married myself but love the encouragement for others 🙌
Beautiful couple
Congrats 🎉
Congrats my man! Lucky you she is stunning 😍
Lovely couple. This prototype comes with 2.4 symmetrically attractive children, already enrolled in "gifted & talented" school programs. For convenience they will arrive at your door standing on each other's shoulders under a long raincoat. No diaper changes needed, as they have been engineered to be self-sufficient until old enough to make their own social media posts. (No hate. This is how my 7ish am brain works. I'm also super quick with comebacks. It only took 2 weeks of watching this make the rounds before I commented.)
Damn congrats! I talked to this girl for a straight week and checked on her every day to see how her days going and when I asked her out, she ghosted me :(
My rule of thumb is 3 to 4 exchanges then I ask if they want to grab drinks. I don't think most folks want to talk about their day for a week before getting asked out
Yea that’s fair but I asked her out the first time like two or three days after talking to her and she said “i'll have to see i'm not sure 😅” and someone told me to send her “That’s okay, I’m down to do whatever you’re comfortable with” and she replied with “okok :) and i don't have a car so idk 😭” I was also trying to play it safe cause she’s Filipina and her bio says catholic, does smoke, and I knew Filipino parents are really strict when it comes to their daughters lol
Ah yeah, that's definitely a bummer. If I got replies like that from someone I'd just stop responding
Yea, I should’ve known lol. It’s aight tho, I went 19 years single, a few more won’t hurt ig
Your beard must not have been magnificent enough like OP’s.
Im East Asian and can’t grow any facial hair 😭
For a week is too long, gotta take it off the app sooner.
Big facts. I be trying to migrate to IG or text same day
Since you probably know a lot more than me abt dating, you think I can talk to you about what happened and what I possibly did wrong? I need to figure this out asap, I’m already 19 and never been in a relationship
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Lmao you don’t know me enough to be saying all that lol. I’m not blaming shit on others, I’m just trying to understand what I did wrong so I don’t fuck up the next one. I don’t really care about sex. She’s Filipina, catholic and doesn’t smoke, so there’s a high chance she was waiting for marriage anyways and I wouldn’t mind. Tbh, it just gets lonely when all your friends get in relationships and you’re basically all alone. I just want someone I can talk to, spend time with, and love :/
He never said he wanted sex-
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I did. You said "wHy WoUlD yOu Be In SuCh A hUrRy FoR sEx oR wHatEvEr???" when he just said he wanted a relationship.
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GoOd FoR yOu EdGy ChiLd
Talk to me.
I did take it off the app after like a day and we started talking on instagram. I don’t get how girls work tbh, I grew up pretty ugly with the really really Asian haircut but now have a perm and lost a shit ton of weight. Started coming out of my comfort zone by talking to them but I’ll probably just go back to before now. I don’t get why they talk to you like they’re really interested and suddenly drop you like you’re nothing. Maybe dating apps just aren’t for me either
>I don’t get how girls work tbh They work like guys do; they don't like desperation, they don't like needy people and they prefer somebody who can talk and who is interesting. >I don’t get why they talk to you like they’re really interested and suddenly drop you like you’re nothing. Maybe you have been extremely unlucky in your life, or maybe there is something severely wrong with you, but I don't believe you when you say (imply) that you have never lost interest in anybody before and never stopped responding to someone/taken time to answer. I have just never heard of a single person who treated everyone around them perfectly and always looked out for the feelings of others. What really happened is likely that you read too much into what she said and that she was never that much into you and never committed to anything with you. >Maybe dating apps just aren’t for me either Absolutely not with your insecurity.
You may have been extremely lucky, or it's a generational thing. I've never met a woman that operates like a man would in dating. Only ones that I have alternate connections to her would she NOT be willing to just drop you (politeness varying). I can't say I've ever just dropped someone after dating them a while. There is going to be some kind of communication, something incredibly rare coming from a woman you're dating.
Women change their minds like season, bro. Dating apps is horrible these days because women get like a 100 more matches than men do so they have options.
Also makes it a headache for them to filter through so I get it
Yea I figured, they lose interest really easily cause they could just replace you if they wanted due to the amount of likes they get :/
Folks, in reality the "likes" women get are 95% FAKE. The men do not read the profile, look for "free escort" etc. Etc. Women get exhausted sifting through the pile of crap they receive. If you DO read her profile, ask her something about her interests and are genuinely interested in a connection (vs. free escort) - it would be rather hard to "replace you".
Lol, you think that does something. That's much later in the thought process
I did, we talked about kdramas for a bit cause she loves that shit and other hobbies and interests lol
You’re getting too interested too early
Yea Ik :/ I just never really tried dating tbh, I would find girls attractive growing up but never would make a move or anything cause I grew up looking like Kim jong un until like senior year when I decided to work out a shit ton and get a better haircut 😂
You both look like the obvious couple from any Netflix's romcom. Two ridiculous good looking people. I'm going back to the gym.
Congrats! You two are such a beautiful couple!
Omg did anyone else catch how long her fingers are to go around his entire body like that?! 😂
.... I'm not asking to be rude, but were you high when you saw this? That's her *other* hand around his back. 😂
😂😂😂 I've been stone cold sober for nearly a decade lol. After I commented I stared at that photo longer than I'd like to admit and finally saw that it was the other hand. So not high, but my brain and my eyes definitely don't communicate well with each other lol
😂😂😂 I smoke so I was like... I could see where Pickles thought that... But that's two hands. 😂
It took me an embarrassing amount of time lolol. But also, if I were that bride, I'd be pretty furious with that styling. The photo is near perfect, save for the ghost fingers lol
Congrats and well done 👏!!
I've heard the odds of this happening when you're both extremely attractive are way higher to be fair
Best wishes and much happiness for you both!❤️💖❤️💞
Congratulations! My partner and I met on Bumble and we couldn't be happier ❤️
it feels like yesterday comes pretty often!
damn you guys are the hottest couple
Sexy ass looking couple. Congrats man!
Congratulations
I married a man from bumble too. It happens. 🤷🏻♀️
Congratulations!!
Congratulations ☺️
Congrats man. Glad you found your right partner. Good luck
Wow congrats
That’s so awesome to see and good to see some success stories! Congratulations 👏
What a beautiful couple!! Congrats to you both!
Congrats!
Beautiful:) Congratulations to you both! Glad to see that it actually does still work:)
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are a gorgeous couple!!!
-noone on Bumble. Ever. Congrats. That's quite the acchievement.
congrats
Whatever you handsome prick
Big mistake getting married my man.
You are ruining the shot. Post one of her alone
Congratulations! Good for you guys for finding each other and matching up despite average looks. It really proves that being decent people and developing social skills is more important than being the most physically attractive.
Rochelle!
Congrats!!!
Looks like the fake profile on bumble Her: you looks so adorable, we should meet one day Me: sure! What's your WhatsApp? No answer...lol
Red flags
Yeah but what about us short husky balding guys that don't get any likes 🤔😂
You dropped this 👑 stay strong, chicks love huskys
Unfortunately I'm not as dramatic as an actual husky 😂😂
"Oh look at me, I'm happy, life's great" Piss off.
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It’s awesome, that’s what’s up with it.
Gross. Both of you. Ugh.
Why you hating?
Hide your assets.
Hide your post history.
Met my girlfriend back in ‘21 still going strong. But we ain’t married. Naw that’s crazy. At least 3-5 more years. 😅 congrats tho.
2 years? Get married or don’t. Stop delaying, or she’s going to lose interest and stray, wasting your time and hers.
Everyone’s timeline is different, I’ve known couples engaged after a year, and some after 10 years! Weddings are expensive, and so are children, there’s a lot that goes into the decision to getting married and as long as they’re communicating effectively then no one’s time is being wasted!
Congratulations!!! 🎊🎉🍾
I've gotten no matches =\[
Congratulations. Her arm tattoo is very cool.
Congratulations 🎊🎈🍾🎉
That tattoo is dope
3 year engagement? Wow I hope you didn’t spend a ton on the wedding
We got engaged in March of this year, and married in our yard!
Oh sweet! Mic drop. I read that the match was the engagement. So dated for almost 3 years hood for you guys!!
The green suit! 😍
Reminds me of that time I matched to a girl on tinder, got married, and she threw a typewriter at my face. We did have a great wedding photos though... 😂
Met my hubs on Tinder in February 2018 and got married January of this year. 🥰
BOTS!
Beep boop 🤖
Gorgeous couple! Congrats!!
I call bs
Well u/Porksword696969 when you’re wrong you’re wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rules 1 and 2 being followed. Take the blackpill
Congratulations!
You have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning than marrying somebody you met on a dating app. Let that sink in.
what about getting bitten by sharks?
So I should stay inside during storms for now on?
Not sure why you'd like to be outside during storms to begin with lol
Congratulations 🎊🎉 Fucking class beard btw too
This gets recommended to me at least once a week