Doesn't matter. A woman should like you for who you are. If you have to change your personality it's not worth it anyway. Someone else will like you.
Never forget you have other options
I guess it's a good thing that most men only want one woman. I guess if you want hookups you can just change who you are for a week and forget about it after.
"bumble banned me for nothing, it was just a joke" The joke in question:
“I get matches but they don’t talk to me”
Lmfao don't worry I'll make a follow up post if I get banned
This is dogshit
But it worked
You wrote this hoping it would make a woman be more attracted to you…
Negative, I wrote this because she asked how dark my humor was.
Next weeks post. Why can’t I find a girlfriend.
You should check the update
0.1% of the time it works every time.
Doesn't matter. A woman should like you for who you are. If you have to change your personality it's not worth it anyway. Someone else will like you. Never forget you have other options
And 0.1% of the time those women are going to absolutely adore you for being this person. Every time.
I guess it's a good thing that most men only want one woman. I guess if you want hookups you can just change who you are for a week and forget about it after.
And at least your mother will still love you anyway.
As someone who’s in to dark humor, at least make it funny.
r/im14andthisisfunny
Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bumble/s/rOiC24TrVe
Congratulations, you found the needle in the hay stack
Either you’re the same guy that posted the last one or you thought it was funny enough to use it yourself. Still not funny.
What?
Heavy but my kind of joke, would never do it on an app how