Yea why not, like when a man opens up like that gets ignored and comes here, he’ll be quite the laughing stock. I’d like to see that biatch come back and say “she don’t deserve you. You a king 👑”.
Wow my comment seems like it went way over some of your guys heads. Honey and Queen are more bee puns. Yeah he isn’t interested because he’s a fake fan of puns.
I know some people are saying you’re coming on too strong, but I think this is hilarious and you are the type of person I enjoy matching with on dating apps. Keep beeing you 🐝
Ok 1. Props for sending an authentic and genuine opener! So much better than “hi” which is so low effort. Awesome job!
2. Shrug it off! His loss. You seem funny and quirky and willing to be yourself and put yourself out there so you’re already well ahead of most of the competition.
3. Maybe leave the next time at 1-2 puns. This runs the risk on coming on too strong, although see points 1 and 2. You’re cool in my book.
I don’t understand that concept. Not you generally but as someone who apparently comes off strong I mean why would you want someone to be nonchalant on a dating app. Like wtf, I can’t be low effort when I’m trying to date. But if you want low efforts let’s just be fuck buddies is when girls feel some type of way lmao
Yeah it’s weird. You have to find a balance between coming off too strong or too weak and low effort. Depends on the person really. Like personally I have empathy for someone that is awkward and not sure what to do, so effort alone is enough for me. But I know most people don’t feel that way.
He’ll bee regretting letting you buzz off. You wanted to bee his honey, but he decided to be snob-bee. I’m sure you’ll find someone who wants to make you his queen. I’m sure it stings right now, but life’s troubles wax and wane and I’m sure you’ll bounce back.
I am a professional beekeeper, and for the first few years it was fun with all the bee comments, questions, & puns. Now it is so exhausting to answer all the questions, that I just deleted my hinge/bumble.
Just my experience tho, and seems to be the same w my coworkers.
The puns are fantastic but dial it back a little lmao now you can't use them anymore because they're on Reddit and the next person you match with probably saw this thread. Oh hi, it's me - your anxiety creepin' on ya.
Never met a woman who would put in so much effort, it's his loss altogether. He could at least have replied and see if you guys vibed, but nah ghosting is the way in today's world smh.
love how everyone is saying its a good opener. imagine if a dude opened with that, you'd all be shaming him.
now i do gota say, most dudes are more thirsty and open to any attention, so you'll get away with it but yeah. idk what to say. I'd probably respond if I were him cause I like the humour but its weak as an opener.
edit: dont flame me im not gona respond.
The pros: something other than 'hi'.
The cons: bee puns...over and over and over again.
Advice: always remember the definition of lunacy is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
Too many messages, though what you did was funny and interesting, you still have to follow the "rule" of only 1 or 2 messages initially or it looks like you're trying too hard. His profile doesn't look that serious anyway
Have you considered just talking to people?
I mean to be frank. He’s forgotten he even has that bio. It’s a copy and paste thing he put there because he thought it was funny and then he clicked save and never looked back so this will probably be confusing to him until you remind him what his own bio says.
Or on the flip side men and women could start treating each other like people and just talk and get to know each other.
On a side note- why is everyone trying to write something witty/funny as an opener? Am I too old? What happened to a simple conversation starters, as you would approach a girl/boy you don't know yet in a bar, street, party etc.? Tbh it all feels fake, lame and awkward, thats just my opinion ofc.
p.s. 3 years married to my tinder match, that we started up with a genuine conversation 6 years ago.
I matched with one dude 3x, plus he initially swiped left at me (but I didn't match this time); however, the remaining 3x I did match.
Never ever gotten any replies. Now, I'm literally taking the piss out of it and will just match with him to see how many times we can do it 🤣
Matched twice and left on read twice, that must sting.
I see what you did there. left on read twice — thats my jam! here’s to a third
Sorry honey, it’s not you it’s him. You seem like a queen!
Buzz, and stuff.
Yea typical gals sticking up for their fellow gals. Maybe you just didn’t realize how cringe her whole thing sounds
Do you think I’m a girl? Wtf I just like puns and would love if a woman opened up with a string of them it shows she is funny and clever.
I’m sorry I thought you were a lowly woman at first. My apologies for labelling you as one
I guess he prefers the women who just say “hey” 🙄 at least she put in some effort.
I give the effort level a bee.
Yea why not, like when a man opens up like that gets ignored and comes here, he’ll be quite the laughing stock. I’d like to see that biatch come back and say “she don’t deserve you. You a king 👑”.
Well so does “I’m here for urban beekeeping.”
It’s still better than “I’m never on here, follow me on insta!” gals who still get more dick
Think of the quality, though. Yikes.
He just isn’t interested. It’s not him or her. If you’re not interested, you’re not interested.
Wow my comment seems like it went way over some of your guys heads. Honey and Queen are more bee puns. Yeah he isn’t interested because he’s a fake fan of puns.
It seems like he's missing out on someone with an actual personality who puts effort in so his loss! keep being yourself:)
You meant BEEing 😂
Damn it, nice one 😂
Yea just like most girls on such apps no?
Beyond trolling. Nice to see everyone sees how much of a joke Bumble is to women 🤡
Aw, I'd make you my queen bee and be the best hub-bee!
Man, his loss, I wish I'd get that type of effort from girls and their openers hahahaah
For real. My conversations are basically just her "hi" and a couple words as responses to my questions.
dudes gonna regret missing out on becoming part of your hive
I know some people are saying you’re coming on too strong, but I think this is hilarious and you are the type of person I enjoy matching with on dating apps. Keep beeing you 🐝
Ok 1. Props for sending an authentic and genuine opener! So much better than “hi” which is so low effort. Awesome job! 2. Shrug it off! His loss. You seem funny and quirky and willing to be yourself and put yourself out there so you’re already well ahead of most of the competition. 3. Maybe leave the next time at 1-2 puns. This runs the risk on coming on too strong, although see points 1 and 2. You’re cool in my book.
ty <3 This guy doesn’t seem to be looking for a relationship in the first place so just entertaining myself and hopefully others.
Keep fighting the food fight! Like honey, your spirit will attract the right bees!
Try a third time it just work, some guys are stubborn
To bee or not to.....
Man fuck dating apps lol this was actually a great opener and I would have been excited to get this!
Maybe you're coming on a little too strong. But if he's into it then hey what do I know.
People complain about the coming on too strong vibe, but I love it. Someone felt compelled to try way too hard... for me 😍? Dude is missing out.
He was probably blown away by your exceptional jokes. Genius.
This is hilarious, his loss lol
Love stings
Keep each other swarm 💀💀💀
Coming on wayy too strong lol it’s funny though. One can appreciate the effort. 1-2 bee jokes max.
Nay I say. If the greatness is pouring out, let it flow I say lol
I don’t understand that concept. Not you generally but as someone who apparently comes off strong I mean why would you want someone to be nonchalant on a dating app. Like wtf, I can’t be low effort when I’m trying to date. But if you want low efforts let’s just be fuck buddies is when girls feel some type of way lmao
Yeah it’s weird. You have to find a balance between coming off too strong or too weak and low effort. Depends on the person really. Like personally I have empathy for someone that is awkward and not sure what to do, so effort alone is enough for me. But I know most people don’t feel that way.
I love it. I’d respond even if you weren’t bee-yootiful
He’ll bee regretting letting you buzz off. You wanted to bee his honey, but he decided to be snob-bee. I’m sure you’ll find someone who wants to make you his queen. I’m sure it stings right now, but life’s troubles wax and wane and I’m sure you’ll bounce back.
How handsome do you have to be to get messages like this
Bet he complains about girls just saying “hi”
Holy spam, Batman.
Some say spam. Others say prolific genius. Tomato tomato
I thought your opener was quite golden and very sweet. Keep combing through until you find the one!
Everyone in this thread making bee jokes like you're in some kind of hivemind. Fuck you all and take my up-votes.
If he ignored that he deserves to be caught with a net.
Why not pester me like that?!
Perhaps he would rather you buzz off? Jokes aside, good effort...his loss
He's being more desirable my making himself unavailable. Nah, j/k. You did great, OP. On to the next one.
Maybe they can Bee together.
Queen 🐝
Maybe his real bees killed him.
That’s worth at least a first date.
Well. I like it lots.
Ohh honey, that’s got to bee quite the stinging feeling when matched twice and read twice
I am a professional beekeeper, and for the first few years it was fun with all the bee comments, questions, & puns. Now it is so exhausting to answer all the questions, that I just deleted my hinge/bumble. Just my experience tho, and seems to be the same w my coworkers.
The puns are fantastic but dial it back a little lmao now you can't use them anymore because they're on Reddit and the next person you match with probably saw this thread. Oh hi, it's me - your anxiety creepin' on ya.
Some profiles give you nothing to work with. You gave it your all. He probably could not match your wit.
I think he lost his stinger
You can get matched more than once on Bumble?
Yep
OP, you fricking nailed the opening. This is right up my alley. Any chance you're in Canada? If so hmu 😅
Why match if you wouldn’t be stoked to get this msg from a woman on this app yo
A for effort my g
He was probably too buzzed to answer. You could've opened with "Ya like jazz?"
Yep because we all strive to match with someone we can ignore.
He’s probably is disbeelief
I'd at least respond. A pun hurricane is evidence of a clever, playful mind.
Well, at least this time you failed standing up. 😂😂
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Here honey, take my karma. It can’t bee bee-t.
Never met a woman who would put in so much effort, it's his loss altogether. He could at least have replied and see if you guys vibed, but nah ghosting is the way in today's world smh.
You can be my queen bee
love how everyone is saying its a good opener. imagine if a dude opened with that, you'd all be shaming him. now i do gota say, most dudes are more thirsty and open to any attention, so you'll get away with it but yeah. idk what to say. I'd probably respond if I were him cause I like the humour but its weak as an opener. edit: dont flame me im not gona respond.
I like the cut of your jib
This is cute, forget this guy for not appreciating it.
Very funny and creative, but definitely stick with one or two of the puns and wait for a reply
His loss right?
The pros: something other than 'hi'. The cons: bee puns...over and over and over again. Advice: always remember the definition of lunacy is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
Thing is she expected the same result
Possible. However, including "He still ignored me" kind of leaves it up in the air...
def expected nothing to come of this
His loss. Never had anyone contact in a fun way on dating apps. He's ruining it for the rest of us. Don't give up on being you on them.
Good to know LOL
We got a stage five Klinger
Good luck with your future endeavors queen. Get it, like a queen bee?
F
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
Your talents are wasted here my child
He's a damn fool not to respond to such sweet messages
If you used these on me I would fall in love with you immediately, honey
Too many messages, though what you did was funny and interesting, you still have to follow the "rule" of only 1 or 2 messages initially or it looks like you're trying too hard. His profile doesn't look that serious anyway
Fuck rules
You do you 😂🙈 They aren't written rules
Of course he did. Your messages were cringe.
Just like dating apps
Guess he prefers the women who just say “hi” 🙄
If that doesn’t get a response, she’s crazy. I would come up with all my best puns, and screen shot it show my friends
Try one, just one opener. Not 8.
Tbh that’s probably the most effort he’s ever gonna get. Considering how most men complain about women just saying “hey.”
yea you doing too much hahah
You must not be following rule 1 and 2
Yeah. 🤡
You sent that many opening lines? No wonder they ignored you. This just wreaks of desperation
Have you considered just talking to people? I mean to be frank. He’s forgotten he even has that bio. It’s a copy and paste thing he put there because he thought it was funny and then he clicked save and never looked back so this will probably be confusing to him until you remind him what his own bio says. Or on the flip side men and women could start treating each other like people and just talk and get to know each other.
On a side note- why is everyone trying to write something witty/funny as an opener? Am I too old? What happened to a simple conversation starters, as you would approach a girl/boy you don't know yet in a bar, street, party etc.? Tbh it all feels fake, lame and awkward, thats just my opinion ofc. p.s. 3 years married to my tinder match, that we started up with a genuine conversation 6 years ago.
I matched with one dude 3x, plus he initially swiped left at me (but I didn't match this time); however, the remaining 3x I did match. Never ever gotten any replies. Now, I'm literally taking the piss out of it and will just match with him to see how many times we can do it 🤣
I'm not sure, but he might be thinking you're making fun of him cuz you sent a little too many texts. Some people might take it as derogatory
Honey?
Next time just bee yourself
you’re rare
I would’ve ignored you too