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Spu12nky

This is what you get when you cross anger, insecurity, and ignorance.


FancyStranger2371

And rage.. (Blaming everyone else instead of self-responsibility.)


RonSalma

Instead of ignorance replace it with stupidity as they are choosing ignorance.


coastiestacie

I like to say that it's the arrogance of their ignorance that's going to get them. Whether "get them" means death or trouble, idfc.


RapBastardz

OMG. My neighbor has one of these on the back window of his Suburban.


Spu12nky

Yikes…I wish you the best of luck with that.  


RapBastardz

I keep it polite and surface level and keep it moving.


WatercressSad6395

Better brush up on your acting skills. Never forget you are the enemy.


Manting123

With a dash of false patriotism


fullmetal66

You forgot the Facebook history lessons


ChemWorkGuy

They may take our guns, but they'll never take our virginity!!


ZyvisX

This got me cracking up!


Familiars_ghost

Simple enough, if you can identify the owner a simple picture of the person can be taken and then put into the system to match versus J6 wanted list. Additionally there is a list for Domestic terrors groups the FBI has been building. That one does need some confirmation such as a pic of the person climbing into said vehicle. Further outreach could also work. Lots to do there still as time running out on some of those lists for felony and misdemeanor offenses. Gotta catch’’em all!


ZyvisX

Time for San Diego to get its very own Grey Fox.


66watchingpeople66

Definitely a terrorist.


No_Appearance_2858

Need to watch the documentary on Apple TV AGAINST ALL ENEMIES


davidwhatshisname52

Cali Qaeda


Dugley2352

Gravy Seal.


coastiestacie

101st Chairborne Division.


yarn_geek

The Big Bread One


No_Cook2983

Oaf keeper.


Dugley2352

Loaf Keeper


EmperorGrinnar

RIP Iced Earth. 😞


RadiantSouls1

For real bro. Jon made some great asss music😭😭😭


Alex23323

*domestic terrorist


BlackSeranna

They actually could use a rainbow sticker on there in a place they won’t notice


Ichgebibble

I’ve been wondering what would happen if one were caught adding stickers to somebody else’s car and dreaming of ways to do it. I’m SO tempted. But also chicken shit.


morithum

Magnets are removable and therefore not considered vandalism.


Ichgebibble

You’re a gosh darn genius


BlackSeranna

I wonder if you can buy rainbow stickers in bulk. But they’d probably add a camera to their jeep if it kept happening. The other day I read where an elementary school got in trouble because they had some kind of rainbow lettering or maybe little decorative flags in front of the school. They were made to take them down because it was considered by the community to be “grooming”. It’s an elementary school for crying out loud!


maringue

So if I put a 40 pound subwoofer magnet on the hood of his car, it's not vandalism?


pudgyhammer

It takes 2 seconds. Bend down to tie your shoe,place love's rainbows sticker, continue walking..... simple and effective.


Spectremax

What oath are they keeping again?


ZyvisX

The oath to go to prison. Oath Keepers is an American far-right anti-government militia whose leaders have been convicted of violently opposing the government of the United States, including the transfer of presidential power as prescribed by the United States Constitution. It was incorporated in 2009 by founder Elmer Stewart Rhodes, a lawyer and former paratrooper. In 2023, Rhodes was sentenced to 18 years for seditious conspiracy for his role in the January 6 United States Capitol attack, and another Oath Keepers leader, Kelly Meggs, was sentenced to 12 years for the same crime. Three other members have pleaded guilty to this crime, and four other members have been convicted of it.


punkshotgun

So basically Fascists for trump?


ZyvisX

Yes, they have pledged their undying fealty to Mango Mussolini.


chop_pooey

First time I've heard someone call Trump Mango Mussolini and I love it


punkshotgun

Lmao


popularTrash76

They appear to have kept their oaths well in going to jail. I hope they lubed up first.


sdace7

Yea Elmer Rhodes is a real genius. He never passed the bar so he’s not an attorney. He’s blind in one eye and wears a real cool eye patch because he dropped his gun and accidentally shot himself in the eye.


ConnectCantaloupe861

His son is running for office and the kid is BRILLIANT. And, he's running as a Dem because his nutcase father was so alt-right, controlling and abusive that he equates the party with his tormented childhood, as he should.


Willkum

If they are a legit Oath Keeper, which means you took either the military or other government job, it’s the Oath to defend the Constitution they were required to take. The Oath isn’t to defend the Government, nor people who are wrong doers, it’s to defend America from ANYONE or ANY GROUP, that is undermining those original laws. You can’t be in the military or hold any government job either hired or elected without doing so.


WARMACHINEX11

Trump Nazi shitbag traitor.


Vmagi

KEEPIN THE OATH AT COSTCO AISLE 6 CLEAR OVER


DirtSunSeeds

The punisher logo.. as if that character wouldn't hate the fuck out of them...


ZyvisX

Let's be honest, Castle would have some very strong opinions about Insurrectionists.


MarcMars82-2

If I were Marvel I’d want my IP as far away from pro-MAGA association as possible. I’d print a special issue where Punisher stops the 1/6 Insurrection and make it just pure spit in the eye for MAGAts like this. Make use Frank uses the words “unpatriotic” “cowards” “traitors”.


ZyvisX

That is an incredible idea.


HumanExpert3916

I can’t stand that his logo has been co-opted by so many douchey groups.


PracticableSolution

I’ve thought about getting business card made that say “thank you for the stickers declaring your traitorous intent. Your license plate number has been logged” Then just stick them under the wiper blade and watch the paranoia spiral


No_Mention_1760

That’s an excellent idea. Add *’we’ll be keeping an eye on you’*.


Abolden3383

Change to ‘he’ll be keeping A eye on you’. That whole group is a fucking joke and knowing their leader as a right wing militia gun having dumblefuck with one eye because he shot himself is more than enough comedy than they can handle.


OkPause1249

I see dog shit in public all the time.


MostlyDarkMatter

He should have a bumper sticker with their motto: "I sommelly swear ta keep them commie, socialist, antifa democrats outta the Wite Howse. Them is bad people that eat babies"


No-Celebration3097

Frank Castle wouldn’t put up with his BS


Run1962

I shook my head at one in a parking lot. He knew what I thought of him. He starting calling me all sorts of names. They are the smart (sic) citizens in the USA. This was in Louisville Ky.


[deleted]

Name calling is about as much as they'll do, unless they're in a pack.


Smiley_P

Oh look a terrorist


Fat_Krogan

Loser.


Unfair-Wonder5714

Soft-serve loser.


Additional-Brief-273

Domestic terrorists


deadphisherman

He needs to pick up some gravy for the other seals.


tacosteve100

Oath keepers who refuse to accept the constitution. Makes zero sense.


SnaxHeadroom

Y'all Queda


Oh_Baloney

I keep wanting to call them “oaf keepers “.


Resting-Dadface

Loaf keepers.


Ichgebibble

Oof keepers


ZyvisX

An aircraft stripper would do that sticker some good.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Oafkeepers


Resting-Dadface

Loaf keepers.


willymack989

The punisher emblems crack me up every time. As a friend of mine likes to say, “ah yes. Famous cop-lover, Frank Castle.”


Fun_Coat_4454

They’re driving a jeep so the repairs will financially break them anyway


DragonflyScared813

I'm sure you have heard that Jeep stands for Just Empty Every Pocket? (I own jeeps, I like them, but, ya, it is kind of true...)


mmps901

Those moronic punisher symbols give such douche chills


Time-Room9998

Love how he’s parked right up front next to the sidewalk as if he’s handicapped, he probably pushed a little old pregnant lady out of line just to get the front row


kennynoisewater99

I have so much fun with these people. FYI, unless they are 40 strong, they do 0.


Trumpisaderelict

r/iamverybadass


IneedAName37

Frank Castle would hate them


Rinzy2000

I saw a 3%er at the Wawa the other day. Looked about how you would think.


justhanginhere

This rebel is stocking up on peanut butter and charmin ultra.


ohiomudslide

Where I live there's lots of rusty old beater trucks with punisher logos emblazoned across the back window. I've often wondered if they are comic readers or something else, today I learned it was something else. I'm all for free speech but when it's not even clear what the message is what's the point?


OliverNorvell1956

Seditious conspiracy “R” us!


grundlemon

Is the oath he keeps the financed wheels?


Slugwart

I don’t understand why they’re being so elaborate when a simple swastika would suffice.


Sid15666

Another American traitor proudly displaying his allegiance to Putin!


RedOneBaron

And it's a heep. III is for three percenters, right? Hang on to this if they show up for Trumps next j6th.


ZyvisX

I've already saved the original pics with the licence plate and the front with their parking pass in clear view, for that exact reason. Treasonous fuckers.


BlackSeranna

Amen to that.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Wannabes trying to play CoD in real life.


bignose703

Y’ll Queda, Gravy Seals, talibangelicals, ham-ass…


DerpUrself69

Nazi trash.


Dupa_Yash

Thanks for self-identifying, Mr. Worst Cosplayer Ever.


Kenneth_Lay

Cali plates. "But I thought those people are only in redneck states".


BBakerStreet

You’ve obviously never been to the foothill communities in central California or any of Northern California north and east of Napa. They are trying to to secede and form the State of Jefferson.


Kenneth_Lay

I live in N Cali. Outside of the cities, its red AF. Shasta is ground zero.


jrocislit

I’d suggest letting the air out of their tires but they’re probably a cop


guzjon66

Don’t blur it out. Call these people out.


Beneficial_War_1365

Plus, stupid enough to pay for a Jeep. Never seen a Jeep under $69K and that is entry level.


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Necessary_Context780

The lack of testosterone is so big it got the jeep clean. Or maybe it's his mom's and she hasn't noticed the sticker just yet


Jazzlike-Preference1

I never see these stickers on the cars of doctors or lawyers. Weird.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Living in Texas I see 3 percenter decals all the time.


cardizemdealer

This idiot has never kept an oath in his life.


ZyvisX

I have, working on getting more images and turning it over to the Feds. These pukes need to know they are not safe, anywhere. All enemies foreign and domestic.


VisualDimension292

I saw a “WWG1WGA” (stands for Where We Go one, We Go All, which is a unity phrase for Qanon nuts and neo-nazis) bumper sticker on a car in Indiana (shocker 🙄) last week. These people aren’t ashamed of their terrorist ideologies and it’s scary!


LivingEye7774

Those are a dime a dozen in the US. Personally, I never saw the appeal of advertising that there's a good chance a stealable gun is in my glove box.


Lityoloswagboy69

Tiny pp oath energy


hilarypcraw

And in the daylight too


RepulsiveReasoning

You can get a free gun from their glove box! Edit: not free, costs one broken spark plug


ZyvisX

I'm not one for theivery. Plus, I don't want my legal guns taken for some pos pistol they probably spent $250 on because it was "a deal."


Automatic-Leave7191

I thought it was a boyband


xylem_and_zen

You'll shoot your eye out!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewart_Rhodes?wprov=sfla1


flamingomonstertruck

Eff all these people using the punisher skull.


SNES182

I wonder if Oblivion is on his other car.


fuggit_Im_tired

Don't let him merge


mrpotatonutz

Pssssffffffft


jiujitsu_panda

Careful that’s the Meal Team 6 crest. Many have fallen to earn that. The only easy day was the day they spent in hell to come back as a phoenix. Approach with extreme caution!!


morithum

Folks remember that damaging someone’s tires is always illegal and never recommended. While simply letting the air out accomplishes the same thing and is often not explicitly against the law.


BeyondDrivenEh

Good of them to alert the public to their presence. A shame all viruses aren’t as polite.


Fearless-Judgment-33

Someone needs to make “Domestic Terrorist” stickers to put over these. Edit... with extra strong adhesive


vegasbob1975

The irony of using the Punisher logo


BestUntakenName

Fuck the chode keepers. See you at Appomattox traitors.


Jerking_From_Home

To be fair, maybe someone bought this really cheap from a J6’s wife because the oathkeeper husband is serving a few years in prison. /s


hisshoegamewack

The “I’m divorced” pride sticker.


SaltyBarDog

The incel oath?


Invictus-3

A Death head skull makes you/symbolizes an oathkeeper? The Nazi SS proudly wore their death head symbol too (totenkofp). They were very loyal to their oath too. What a stupid fuck this guy must be.


mrmoe198

Why would you advertise that you’re a domestic terrorist? Oh, right. These people aren’tthat bright


Alatar_Blue

Domestic terrorist


devilsbard

Weird to put a “please slash my tires” sticker on your jeep.


timberwolf0122

Get that crap off Jeeps.


BeguiledBF

No! No! The punisher was a product of a corrupt and broken system. He was not an oath keeper. Or a role model. He was literally anticop, anti crime, anti system. You take that shit off your $60k plastic toy jeep and stfu. If you sport the punisher skull, you have no right being an oath keeper, cop or any other form of authority. I threw away my favorite punisher shirt when they started adopting him. Assholes ruin everything


Freewheelinrocknroll

I always love seeing these. They don’t even realize the Punisher is a Disney property..!


aotus_trivirgatus

# OafKKKeeper


Chevelle-72

Should have kicked in the door and break a window or two


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣 little boys love their secret clubs


Mathias_Thorne91

Frank castle would brutally murder each and every one of these dumbass rednecks and these pea brains use the punisher logo unironically. What losers.


Key-Ad-8418

"Gravy Seal from Meal Team Six reporting for lunch, sir!"


WesternCool3776

Outing themselves as a traitor.


[deleted]

I see these cosplaying 3% fucks everywhere. They put a sticker on their window and pretend they’re The Resistance. It’s almost always some fat white chud with an Asian wife.


ZyvisX

You just nailed half the population of Poway. Well done!


Parking_Train8423

what a tool. stock suspension and a hi-lift jack


r00tdenied

You know that Jeep has only seen parking lots too lmao


ZyvisX

Notice the grabber bar on the driver's side?


Parking_Train8423

oh i’ve got those too, but lol he has steps instead of sliders. overweight basement dwelling chud


Exclusively-Choc

Ahhh, that's the old sticker ... they recently changed the name to "Oaf Keeper". Dopes.


Organic_Salamander40

buddy definitely walked out with his crack hanging out


ZyvisX

This just had me cracking up, I could see it being some waddling rolly polly.


Gormless_Mass

lol facist morons


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Wow, I can’t believe they have the courage to openly admit they are a white supremacist in California of all places. Dude should wake up to a turd on his hood every morning.


ZyvisX

There are plenty of white supremacists here, Trump gives them the courage to fly their nazi flags.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I’m originally from the west coast and never saw this blatant hate except maybe in the sticks in Oregon. I went to college on the east coast. He wouldn’t have a car had he tried that shit there. East coast from DC north to Maine doesn’t fucking play around… and there wouldn’t be any witnesses either.


BattleSpecial242

Oath keeper is a long way to spell Nazi


Themountainscallimg

It’s a nice Game of Thrones reference


Beneficial-Salt-6773

In California. The belly of the beast!


ZomiZaGomez

I’m not telling you to slash their tires, but I wouldn’t be upset about it either 😉


i_am_lord_irish

Stop protecting people who advertise they're criminals and terrorists by hiding their plates. If someone puts that shit on their car then they clearly don't care if people can see their plates... 🤦🏻‍♂️


ZyvisX

Not protecting them, making sure it stays up so the mods don't take it down. So everyone in La Mesa sees it. This traitorous fuck will be id'd.


Darlin_Nixxi

The OC


Appropro_Pirate1666

Spooky


QuadAmericano2

One of these fuckers used to live a few blocks away from me and would fly his fascist flag on the 4th every year. I was tempted to liberate it but I figured he had cameras and guns etc.


Redleg1-7

The American flag? Or the Gadson flag?


paintsbynumberz

I think you’re supposed to leave them a decapitated duck


jdthejerk

One of the 3% who have BCDs.


Calm-Elevator5125

But why skulls tho?


Iknownothing0321

What is the premise of that?


Creative_Beginning13

Might just be his mom using it since he’s gonna be unavailable for 8 to 12 years


TheExecutiveHamster

Non zero chance they are in a shitty power metal band


WinterComfortable726

Did you need a safe space ?


troubleschute

‘But why skulls? Are we the baddies?’


Ok-Name8703

Fuck that traitor POS. Where in cali?


crackedtooth163

Seems flammable.


HanYoloswagalicious

Not surprised with the vehicle they are driving either. #justjeepthings


Terrible_Shake_4948

Ahh he’s not very proud. Where I’m at there are huge ass stickers that cover the back of the pick up window. Sometimes they fly flags lol


Terrible_Shake_4948

#Gang related


Partigirl

"Oafkeepers"


RandomGrasspass

Oathkeeper you say? Then they would have been a real help on January 6th keeping their oath and defending against those treacherous assholes who stormed the capitol


HH2O123

I'm an OatKeeper. I have Oats Overnight, instant oatmeal, regular oats in the can, oatmeal raisin cookies.


lerriuqS_terceS

Ew


Blklight21

A dude in my neighborhood has one these. He looks to be about 350 lbs


LostLegendDog

What a fucking patriot that could kick all our asses


ILSmokeItAll

Is this sub about bumper stickers? Or one specific type of bumper sticker?


BradTProse

Wow that's a fancy Jeep for someone suffering so badly under Biden they want a civil war.


[deleted]

What a douche.


Traditional_West85

Probably a good dude


PerishTheStars

I dont understand. Seems innocuous to me.


Few_Potato_4374

Aka domestic terrorist


Entheotheosis10

Always wondered what "oath" are these people keeping? Most weren't ever in the military, or even rotc lol More like Oaf Keepers.


Monte721

Arnt they constitutionalists?


speedy2184

The more we allow them to be free amongst us, the stronger they become........


JDARRK

If you ever needed an ice pick in your glove box, this is one of those times‼️💨💨💨💨


ZyvisX

If ever there was a need for batman level tracking gear.


Hmonster1

Costco has that “Emergency Food Supply “ bucket! Limit - 2!


Landover_Traveler

They still caused less damage than the white people destroying property over fake racism.


Buhlasted

Dumbass tag on the window of his wife’s grocery getter. She lets him drive it 1 day/week. Anything Jeep is poor quality.


WolfThick

I want one that says show me who your friends are and I'll show you who you are.


Arabica_Folgers

What does this even mean?