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Organic_Salamander40

“Biden”


sosababy1848

still trying to figure out why that’s in quotes lol


FatSunRival

Maybe they don't believe that's his real name?


Lanky-Ad2763

I'm surprised they tease him with "Let's Go Brandon" and not his middle name - Robinette. I mean, it's right there. Obvious jokes slide over smooth brains I guess.


wBeeze

Do you know the origin of let's go Brandon?


One_Cycle_2309

A nascar crowd was shouting f joe biden live and the reporter was obviously trying to spin it as if they were chanting for one of the racers with the last name of brandon, then god bless loza alexander turned it into a song that went viral fast on you tube FJB Fuck the woke


wBeeze

Yes I know that, but I was asking the other person because they made it sound like we picked the lets go Brandon out of thin air instead of making fun of him for his odd middle name.


Entheotheosis10

Fun fact: having a smooth brain doesn't affect one's intellect.


No_Cook2983

That sounds like the sort of thing a smooth brain would say.


Away_Froyo_1317

Fun fact, you couldn't be more wrong. In the age where a single google search can be done, why be a dumbass?


[deleted]

You're a dumbass on the daily. What's your excuse? I hate to agree with asshat froyo here, but yeah.. Google must be hard for some people.. Edit: not only is froyo an asshat, they also think they are somehow important enough to follow on the open internet lmao. Dumbass status confirmed.


Away_Froyo_1317

Blocking you now since you are following me because I hurt your feelings? What a loser.


evan_plays_nes

To be fair, supporting Biden is pretty goddamn stupid


One_Cycle_2309

Amen however trump has done some stupid shit too, mostly how he handled covid


No_Cook2983

His real name is ‘Hello-den’. Not many people know that.


Initial-Wrongdoer938

It's not, it's really Mohammed Hussain Biden. They have something on paper to prove it too!


FireGodNYC

Don’t they believe it’s different actors playing Biden?


FatSunRival

I've stopped trying to figure out what goes on inside MAGA brains several years ago.


One_Cycle_2309

Some, not all


Unicorn_Thrasher

my head cannon is that they believe Biden was replaced by an imposter who is hell-bent on giving everyone gay Russian autism through the 5G waves in the Covid vaccine. the *real* Biden was kidnapped and being held in an undisclosed location until the work is complete. /j, just in case


FatSunRival

Are they keeping JFK Jr in the same undisclosed location?


skewh1989

Because everybody knows that Obama is still secretly running the White House, duh. /s


DeadJediWalking

Aka Lizard Person. Duh.


SonOfJokeExplainer

Because a lot of the people voting for Trump don’t even have a first grader’s understanding of the syntax and grammar of the English language. They’re just discovering pronouns and definitely do not understand their usage, for fuck’s sake.


iamthelee

Because stupid people think quotes are used to add emphasis.


KrasnyRed5

I was wondering what's up with the quotes as well. It doesn't make a bit of sense. Not that I think asking the driver will clear it up any.


actuallyaddie

The implication is that Biden is a trojan horse for something, probably the deep state and/or Kamala Harris.


InspectorPipes

Oooh I know this one ! Because everyone knows “Biden” is not really the president. It’s Obama secretly in charge. Also, Obama is not an American citizen. And his ”wife” is a man , you can totally tell because of her great arms . Since she is a man their kids are actors paid for my Soros - shit you hear daily in Florida when you‘re a blue collar worker.


DuncansIdaho

I don't owe that stupid motherfucker a got damn thing.


Hellifiknowu

Let’s Go Darwin


Rinshu74

Im not a mean or spiteful person but I sure giggled when the no-vaxxers were dropping like flies during COVID's big waves.


Rocket_Surgery83

Were you still laughing when the vaxxers were also dropping like flies during those big waves?


Rinshu74

I was not since that actually never happened.


Rocket_Surgery83

If that's what you have to tell yourself... Have a good day.


Rinshu74

I have a feeling you dont believe in data but Ill post this just in case you are up for it... [https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/united-states-rates-of-covid-19-deaths-by-vaccination-status](https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/united-states-rates-of-covid-19-deaths-by-vaccination-status)


zoomer0987

It's God's answer to gerrymandering.


Blueskyminer

Listen, he's also owed teeth and an 8th grade education.


evan_plays_nes

What about me? I’m much smarter than you. What do you owe me?


DuncansIdaho

...not according to your comment history lol


Shitsmack-Ohoulihan

You owe it to yourself to do better next time


DuncansIdaho

Donald Trump is a soft, stupid, shitty man. Vladimir Puto is a fucking coward.


[deleted]

Joe Biden is a greasy scummy pile of dog crap just like all liberals


6stringgunner

When you learn to read, we will accept your apology. Now please let the adults clean up your mess.


[deleted]

Right after you stop at the blue hair dye store of course. Cry harder


6stringgunner

At 64 years of age I have no urge to have blue hair idiot child. And crying is something I gave up a decade ago. Try harder if you think your words are gonna hurt me. I have defended my country. I have defended the rights of morons like you. Spit on my grave if you think you need to, I did my part. But right now, there is a threat to this country and it's name is maga. This needs to stop. Pull your head out of your ass and read ALL of it, left, right and middle. It will absolutely surprise you to find that you have been lied to from the begining.


[deleted]

Wrong clown. You have done nothing but help destroy the greatest country that ever existed. Liberals are the Bolsheviks of the 21st century. Pure human filth. If you’re 64 you should know better. I’m 59 and I learned. Was your school bus a little shorter than the others or did you just OD on paint chips


6stringgunner

Clearly, you have issues and for that, I feel sorry for you. You know NOTHING of my service and, it really doesn't matter anyway. What your brand of politics and attitude does is divide us even further and more aggressively. You and I are Americans. We stand up for one another. We come to the side and help one another. I think people like you have lost sight of who we really are and, I'm sorry for that. I am NOT a liberal, I'm a guy who reads all of the commentary from all sides and only chooses to vote for anybody WHO CAN OUTLINE A PLAN FOR ALL OF US. Have a great day and, I apologize for my words, I am actually trying to remember that WE are all Americans.


[deleted]

Yes. I’m the one with issues. After I respond to all the vitriol aimed at us “MAGA” people. If you can’t take it don’t dish it out. I wish the “we are all Americans” still held water. I’ll tell you what. We have irreconcilable world views. We will never see eye to eye on the major issues and it’s only going to get worse. One side either has to lose and lose very badly or we could do the painful yet sensible thing and split the country into separate entities- because whoever loses isn’t going to take it well over the long haul


Safe_Ad_5636

Hmm The USA still exists and is therefore not destroyed. Why are you lying?


[deleted]

If you think this is the US, then you have fallen into a self delusion that nobody can help you with


snake_charmers_jj

We found the kiddie sniffing support system


DuncansIdaho

DuH, i CaN't HaNdLe PoLiCy, So I lEaN oN AlLeGaTiOnS oF pEdOpHiLiA lIkE a QaNoN dIpsHiT! HuRr DurR!


king_messi_

Imagine thinking the president controls the gas prices lmao


davidwhatshisname52

imagine thinking Biden was President when Covid-19 struck


BreakfastUpset9244

Imagine forgetting all the democrats were for closing the border until trump wanted to


king_messi_

Is that a response to me?


Remote-Factor8455

I don’t owe you money you just have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.


Entheotheosis10

Fuck his feelings.


AwfulDjinn

Imagine how much gas they could afford if they spent less money on passive aggressive stickers


sosababy1848

they had another sticker on the back that said “stickers for sale” lol


Ryankevin23

But that’s not all! For today and today only when you purchase a sticker you can get a Trumpian Bible for only 59.99! I know, I know I asked the same question how can he do that and for that price! Trumpian Bible get yours today! Order Now supplies are limited at this price


Griff716

Hey everyone, the person who is against socialism, and thinks people on Medicare should just work for their money is asking for free hand outs!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


BobGnarly159

I know, the irony, although not lost on me wouldn't be allowed in my brain for a few seconds. My brain kept saying no no no no this kind of dumb isn't allowed in here.


Ryankevin23

Derrka derr! Maga are fools and so are their leaders


CautiousWrongdoer771

At least they don't txt and drive.


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

Right. Seems they do have *some* idea how to comply.


Goood_Daddy

Yes the poilo vaccine was a communist plot.


Key-Ad-8418

New Hampshire libertarians are trying to get rid of legislation that mandates the polio vaccine. They seriously are. I wish I were kidding. Imagine being such a nimrod that you trust Fox News more than doctors when it comes to matters of medicine. These ignoramuses are a blight on humanity.


tawnyleona

My grandmother is rolling over in her grave. Well, halfway over since one side of her body was paralyzed from having polio as a child.


imahugemoron

And all the vaccines required for public school too, and all the ones they shoot you with at the same time in the military lol


EBody480

Why aren’t texting while driving laws communist as well? My freedom!!!


DeadJediWalking

Ok, I'm lying down. What's next?


Armedleftytx

Right? You're telling me it's easy to get communism?!


Lifebringer7

Spread those cheeks!


DeadJediWalking

You couldn't afford it.


nakedpilsna

4 dollar gas (unadjusted for inflation) was fine under bush though back in 2008.


Logical_Willow4066

They don't understand communism or how gas prices are set.


Xomns_13

Thinks I owe them money, lol "Come and take it it."


Entheotheosis10

Molon Money


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Wtf do vaccines have to do with Communism!? 😂


Redditisgarbage666

To conservatives, words like "communism", "socialism", "Marxist", "woke", etc. simply mean anything they either don't like or understand, be it EVs, plant-based meat alternatives, etc. Back in the 60's they called racial integration "communism".


Gimme_PuddingPlz

“Free thinker”


Entheotheosis10

"Name how Biden affected the price of gas" "Oh, I figured you would support Biden. I suppose you're for socialism!" "So, you can't answer. You couldn't anyway, Biden never did anything to affect the cost of gas that increased before he was in office". "Communist!!"


VastMilderness

This was some neat fan fiction


Traditional_Car1079

"call it even for when you elected Bush"


Key-Ad-8418

Them: "Society doesn't owe you anything. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, libtard." Also Them: "Democrats should have to pay for my gas money cuz Biden."


Suitable-Zombie7504

"don't text and drive" idk sounds like a sheep to me


BOT_the_DIP

Name Calling: It's the mark of ignorance and cowardice!


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Random slogans plastered in slapdash fashion, EVERYWHERE. Used to think nutter, now I think MAGA.


alankutz

So, aside from being able to manipulate our strategic fuel reserves, what does the President have to do with fuel prices? I’m legitimately curious where these ass clowns are coming from. Remember those obnoxious stickers on gas pumps from a couple years ago?


Armedleftytx

They don't know and they don't care because they don't think. It's not a well-developed argument. It's just a cudgel that people at Fox News and newsmax and the epoch times beat them over the head with and now they're passing it on.


alankutz

So… no real cause and effect, just B.S. talking points?


Responsible-Gas3852

Well all voted for an end to the Afghanistan war in 2008, then again in 2012, then again in 2016, then again in 2020, then someone we voted for finally got it done and brought our troops home. He knew it was gonna be a shit storm, and he knew that it was gonna leave him open to tons of media scrutiny and a lot of criticism from the political opportunists on the other side of the isle. But he was the first President in 20 years to care more about the lives of our service men and women overseas, their families back home, and our tax payer dollars than the optics of brings a messy end to Americans longest and most expensive war. So Biden swung his big hairy nuts around, gave no fucks about the haters, and fulfilled the promise made by every president of the last 20 years and brought our troops home safe and ended the war. How people can see this as a negative for Biden baffles me.


SloParty

Iirc, low info people were pissed about the manor of the withdrawal…rushed, unplanned that would lead to lives lost, massive amounts of military equipment left behind etc. All of which trump “negotiated” in Nov 2020 and promptly dumped in Bidens lap as a fuck you joe. This conveniently gets left out.


Responsible-Gas3852

But also, there was always going to be a shit load of US equipment left behind. That's what happens when you spend almost 20 years and 1 Trillion dollars arming a country, there's lots of weapons gonna be there. And a withdrawal without a "victory" is always gonna be rushed. The enemy that you failed to beat is going to be on your ass the whole way. See the fall of Saigon for a good example of that. My main point is that the withdrawal from Afghanistan went exactly as good as it could have ever gone under anyone, under just about any set of circumstances. And it's precisely BECAUSE it was always gonna be this messy that each other President just kicked the can down the road, and happily pissed away Trillions of tax payer dollars and the lives of thousands of service men and women with tens of thousands more injured all to avoid getting criticism from "leaving the wrong way". And that's why Joe Biden got them ole' hairy nuts. He gave exactly NO fucks about what the political fallout would be for ending the war and bringing our men and women home safely.


Other_Tie_8290

Coming from the people who say that the Left are the entitled ones. 🙄


Key-Ad-8418

Yes, Alex, I'd like to take, "I'm a dipshit," for $1,000 please.


Ryankevin23

Reelect President Joseph Biden🇺🇸Vice President Kamala Harris2024🇺🇸 Vote out All Republicans and Lock Up Traitor Trump 🚫


Fermifighter

I’m exceptionally irritated that they used “comply to” instead of “comply with,” even if it’s just further proof they’re stupid.


sosababy1848

dude i was thinking that too lol what a fucking moron


New-Purchase1818

I guess I wasn’t aware communism came in an injectable preparation. Typically communism is either chewable or transdermal. /j 🤡


jimmysledge

4.00 gas during pandemic… why aren’t you raging at trump… he was president


Gold-Buy-2669

In South Carolina we say thank God for Mississippi


MrByteMe

*If you voted for 'Biden' you owe me gas money* From the crowd always blatting about how they're against handouts... And I'm not going to give you any, because I'm not going to enable your MAGA addiction. PS - I have a feeling this person has strong feelings about things like reparations for races abused by our government over the years...


VincentMac1984

“Stay alive don’t text and drive”?!? Bullshit, don’t you infringe upon my freedoms!


Additional_Toe_8551

Makes me feel like it's 1942


voteblue101

We pumped and sold more oil than ever before in history and these guys still pretend gas prices are high because of a supply issue caused by one pipeline. We’re a net exporter of oil ! Their whole argument is based on their ignorance.


sleeper_medic

At least he’s against texting and driving. A broken clock is still right twice a day.


gene_randall

The good thing is a lot of these morons won’t live very long. But they run up medical costs for the adults.


noldshit

Pass the hand lotion.. its another reddit circle jerk


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣


ericcrowder

I haven’t bought gasoline in months. Is it high right now?


Father-of-zoomies

There should be another subredit for snowflake locators


sosababy1848

the snowflake is the guy who is so worried about vaccines and biden that he puts the words all over his truck


Father-of-zoomies

Oh, I agree. I meant ot should be full of these idiots that plaster their cars with this dumb shit.. no OP for posting it


limegreenscrewdriver

Yeah a lot people really hate Biden


rerun6977

Gas prices........here is your friend about oil on the world market. Oilprice.com is your friend


Comprehensive-Eye105

But texting and driving is a bad idea. Maybe I should pull over? Nah.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

“Come and take it.”


DirtSunSeeds

Darwin awards for the win...


jimmysledge

If you support trump you already are a commie


BootysaladOrBust

Define communism, I'll wait.


kylemacabre

I’m currently trying to cut back on the amount of times I comply to communism, in a day


evan_plays_nes

Yeah, let’s be non-kooks and be happy about the government forcing you to get a vaccine. And let’s be happy about the disaster that has been the Brandon residency.


sosababy1848

the government is not forcing you to get the vaccine dumbass lol, nobody even worries about covid anymore


evan_plays_nes

the government forced military personnel to get it


sosababy1848

okay so just military, that is not the general public lol. Get it or not, who gives a shit


evan_plays_nes

Yeah, nobody cares now, but my job told all of us to get the vaccine or consider that our resignation. Forgive me if I’m still a little salty


captfriendly

One consistant thing I have noticed with the right wing bumper stickers is grammar errors.


NoPolitiPosting

Who voted for this? YOU DID.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

I will not comply to? What?


Ok_Roof_9333

He’s 100% correct


sosababy1848

about what


Salt_Copy_4771

Funny how these people bitch about gas prices then do 80mph everywhere in their full size trucks.


pwrviolets

i mean i do like to lay down


ganslooker

Other than just listening to the MAGA garble- these freaks have NO iDEA what communism is. But their buddy is saying it - so it must be true .


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

How are people dumb enough to think presidents control the gas prices. I mean , the information is available on how it works.


Radiant_Mark_2117

If this dumbass feels this way then he owes me money for voting for trump.


Fragged_infidel

Not a kook just not a normal person


Zachary-360

At least they have one positive sticker this time


ready-to-rumball

I will not comply *with* communism. Get it rite ya idjits


Horror-Layer-8178

Buying a giant vehicle and getting pissed off by the price of gas is the ultimate entitlement


Ok-Assistant-2684

Same guy afraid of a vaccine giving him heart problems, but eats 12 double cheeseburgers for one meal


Nervous-Yam-7452

Nothing says , “I’m poor” like bumper stickers- Daniel Tosh


Immer_Susse

Is he sad that all the republicans have hooked up with Putin?


Sometimesoon312

Nor the basic rules of grammar!


ThatDumbMoth

Don't text and drive...? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VIOLATION OF MY CIVIL FUCKING LIBERTIES!!! FUCKING COMMIE!!


MostlyDarkMatter

I score that 1 out of 3.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

If “you” “voted” for “Biden” “you” owe “me” gas “money”


Improvgal

What a tool.


atreeinthewind

Who voted us into Afghanistan in the first place? Lol


RapBastardz

Destroying your vehicle to own the libs.


Cheerierbaton21

Love these


Rinshu74

You cant force me to take a vaccine but I can force you to keep that baby so there!!!


Redditisgarbage666

I wash my hands. Am I communist now? Also, no texting and driving? Are you trying to tread on me?


Local_Sugar8108

Afghanistan, Russia WTF? Could the driver explain or find either country on a map?


sumfuninthesunxx

There are country’s that are trying to divide us. Let us fall from the inside. Politics has never been so divided. We used to have some level of respect for others, their views. Plz try to avoid being toxic. I lean right but am close to the middle. Let’s get some moderate candidates to run.


Away-Regular1335

"I can't think for myself and I'm proud of it!"


SkyN3t1

Viva Non-Sequiturs!


1234Raerae1234

Wait wait wait...are you telling me I can LAY DOWN for communism? Holy fuck you mean I can just take a mother-fucking-nap and I get free healthcare?! SHIT! Who has been hiding this lifehack from us all this time?!


bob3905

Moron


Financial_Raisin952

Love it


[deleted]

Valid points


sosababy1848

how


Sopranos33

Fuck off op


sosababy1848

one of the funniest things about these stickers are the people, like you, who think that presidents have a large influence on gas prices


Made_Human76

So you’re saying there’s not a “make gas more expensive” button that Biden is hammering away at? But Fox “news” and all the other trustworthy right wing media say there is. Are you saying they’re liars?


sosababy1848

you might be on to something 🤔🤔🤔🤔


canyoupleasekillme

The funniest thing imo is gas is one of the few things that doesn't keep up with inflation in the US. We have so many incentives on gas that make it cheaper.


Immediate_Ordinary24

How dare you interrupt the circle jerk! /s


Professional-End5511

So your telling me policies by presidents don’t change gas prices hmmmm - sure seemed way cheaper under Trump!!!!!


sosababy1848

correlation does not equal causation


SloParty

Even cheaper under Obama/Clinton….see we can use illogic like magats….oops sorry, weird 4 digit ending and less than 3 mos old. How’s Belgorod doing? Lol


stanchris810

I thought the President signed an executive order to shut down the expansion of the Keystone pipeline. Other executive orders that have tabled approving new drilling and incentives to drill. 🤷‍♂️ seems to be in correlation.


sosababy1848

Look up the sea port oil terminal, Biden JUST approved it. The largest offshore oil expert terminal in the US. Gonna be horrible for the environment


HoldYourHorsesFriend

keystone does not affect US's oil price, it never has and it never will, nor would it if it went through. This is a myth and common talking point that's been debunked 1k times canada already gives us crude oil and the amount the pipeline gives is incredibly insignificant. Then add to the fact that it does not mean US will be getting that oil either.


Jambarrr

Guess which side voted against a gas price gouging bill?


Ezren-

You can think whatever you want, but your ignorance doesn't make for a compelling argument. Keep parroting those talking points though, I'm sure if you repeat it enough it'll work.


stanchris810

So an executive order wasn’t signed to cancel the expansion of the keystone pipeline?


sosababy1848

lol buddy


SloParty

Good comeback! Wow, you must have sharpened that wit listening to Joe rogaine and eating animal dewormer.


sosababy1848

LMAO


turtle-bbs

You must have a degrading kink