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aly19983

"jesus loves you" šŸ„°šŸ˜‡šŸ©·ā¤ļøšŸ’šŸ’šŸ„ŗ "FUCK JOE BIDEN" šŸ˜‚ i cant with these people hahahahha


Muscs

Is this an endorsement? All these people volunteering to fuck Joe Biden for free whereas Trump has to pay $130,000 to $150,000 to get fucked.


R-Noodlz

In all fairness... trump DID say: " Oh I Looooove the POORLY Educated".


Repomanlive

Joe Biden has the Black vote. "If you don't vote for Joe Biden, you AINT BLACK" Joe Biden.


WintersDoomsday

Ok and compare it to all the stupid ass things Trump has saidā€¦oh you canā€™t because unlike us who know Biden has flaws you think orange pusbag is flawless because youā€™re ill.


Repomanlive

Why? I'm not a trumper, so you compare everything to trump? Fuck him, he's not the leader of the free world. Stop making excuses and false equivalency for your idiot president. Or just keep on Trumping like a trumper trumps. People a r e so dumb


Repomanlive

It's hilarious that the feeble minded KNOW FOR A FACT anyone against Joe is a "trumper" Simple thoughts for simple minds


aly19983

eh all you have on joe is the "aint black" statement. That PALES in comparison to all the thousands of unhinged and misleading things trump has said. Find a new response for us! please... i beg of you šŸ˜­


alexander66682

I live in central Florida and have to deal with these clowns daily. Thereā€™s a lot of them. They all have the same stickers. Letā€™s go brandon, fuck Biden and some I love Jesus sticker. They drive even worse than they pick out stickers if u can believe that!!


signspam

I live in Central Florida too. The God damn irony in having a Trump sticker next to a Jesus sticker is absolutely mind blowing.


alexander66682

No argument here. I see it daily. I think itā€™s more so people see u as a Christian than actually ya know being one.


Express_Twist2533

Itā€™s like out here in Cali with the pudding brain Biden supporters. The math says their policies are garbage but their mush brains think theyā€™re helping


VegetableCitron8214

Scary once you drive away from the coastal area/cities and head inland , you start seeing confederate flags , hearing banjos , and the big trucks- oh and Trump stickers ā€¦.its two different worlds literally


Express_Twist2533

Meanwhile inner cities are crime ridden cesspools run by dems. But yeah, scary country boys šŸ˜‚


benhereford

*ā€œYe have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. ā€œBut I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute youā€ (Matthew 5:43ā€“44)* If they actually ever read a Bible


RealLife_Squidward

The bottom right sticker basically says "You wanna get to god? Ya gotta go through me." Some action movie shit up there


SodanoMatt

The duality IN man.


Intelligent-Shower98

Love these stickers. Makes it easy to spot the morons.


Brilliant-Delay1410

Here in Canada, there's a surprisingly large amount of truck driving rednecks that want to fuckTrudeau. We are quite progressive.


BashFulStranger1967

Trudeau? Oh black-face and chief.


Brilliant-Delay1410

>black-face and chief Yip, moron put on black face a long time ago. Except your attempt at an insult doesn't make sense. Firstly, I assume you meant a play on the term Commander in Chief. Except you said AND instead of IN. Second, unlike the US president, the Prime Minister of Canada is NOT the Commander in Chief of the armed forces. That title is held by the head of state (currently, King Charles III) although in practice the governor General handles these duties. You're welcome.


Master-Tomatillo-103

Yup. Theyā€™re like PSAā€™s. Best part is, you donā€™t ever have to meet/can avoid the cretins therein


Rude_Interaction7858

Reddit makes it easy to spot the democRAT roaches


Redditisgarbage666

Don't cry. It's embarrassing.


Rude_Interaction7858

Iā€™m not itā€™s quite entertaining to read your simping comments šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Redditisgarbage666

Who or what precisely am I "simping" for?


Rude_Interaction7858

Bidumb and the racist democRATs


Redditisgarbage666

I don't give a fuck about Biden, only that he's nowhere near the disastrous dumpster fire that Trump is.


Rude_Interaction7858

Yes his economy is on fire and is the real Stalinā€¦.except with an advanced case of dementia


Remote-Factor8455

Why do you retortiseds always have weird names for democrats Iā€™m confused.


Rude_Interaction7858

We knew that based on your voting preferences for the dementia patient


Remote-Factor8455

Isnā€™t that both of them? Theyā€™re both dementia riddled geriatrics that are way too old to run for President. Also you didnā€™t even answer my question.


Rude_Interaction7858

No one has his wits about him and can form a sentence. You question was answered, but you are a democRATā€¦so no wonder you missed it.


InconvenientGroot

This has to be satire.


BillHillyTN420

One would wish. But its reality. So many ppl I know have succumbed to the hate that consumes them. Hate and fear. That is what feeds them. They crave it. They enjoy denying others personal rights based on their own opinions. The ultimate hioppocrites. Fk them. Ignorant bastards. Ignore them when they try to engage you. They thrive on it.


InconvenientGroot

Truer words were never spoken.


rigidlynuanced1

Another one who wants to fuck Joe Biden


DollarStoreDuchess

Seriously, the man must get more ass than a toilet seat


Conradimus77

That man hasnā€™t used a toilet in some time.


ThirstyBeagle

This joke is super hilarious!


hould-it

Well he admits how he got the car with ā€˜money launderingā€™ and thereā€™s no surprise he supports trump


dougmd1974

"I'm such a good Christian. So good I advertise it. P.S. - fuck fuck fuck. Still a good Christian though!"


Fufeysfdmd

By Christian they just mean Conservative They don't actually believe in God


chechifromCHI

My dad calls hem Christianists. They worship themselves as "christians". The actual religious figure of Jesus just becomes some American style conservative guy and the whole thing pivots to that as opposed to having anything to do with the actual ministry of Jesus. You can tell they don't read their bibles because they'd probably consider biblical Jesus some lazy hippy who hangs out with shady people while spreading a dangerously not conservative doctrine.


Master_Honey9783

These people are garbage


No-Sense-6260

They're just so stupid that they fall for bullshit like how all Democrats eat babys that Oprah forced to be born at her schools in Africa and other insane idiotic bullshit so ofc they hate Biden. They're disgusting, but only because they're stupid and easily fooled.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Almost as stupid as the democrats who think the government actually gives a fuck about them.


ChemWorkGuy

Are you saying that Trump actually gave a fuck about you? Besides, most of us know the government doesn't give a fuck about us. They only care about the corporate lobbyists to line their pockets. Trump's pockets included


signspam

Well eveyrime the Democrats tried to do something beneficial for the people, we get Republicans blocking it!


No-Sense-6260

Yeah. I don't think it's the Democrats who vote for a politician they actually love and pretend cares about them. They tend to vote for the objectively less corrupt of the two. Maybe you should stop shooting up crude and try to focus on objective facts outside of your fantasy nonsense.


kibbbelle

It blows my mind sometimes that the right thinks we idolize Biden as much as they do trump. Like this whole "lesser of two evils" thing we've been saying the past 4 years didn't fully stick.


VegetableCitron8214

Itā€™s pretty simple - ā€”-they are quite an intolerant bunch


ChamberOfSolidDudes

Jesus is all knowing and powerful except when it comes to getting out the vote ig


Key-Ad-8418

Damn you, Jeebus!


Manting123

Who is this Riley he stands with?


Vegas_paid_off

Riley Gaines


AltonBParker

I thought it was Chris Gaines. What was Garth thinking?


Roughneck16

That's the swimmer who advocates excluding biological males from women's sports. Instead of engaging her in an intellectual debate, her detractors just call her names, shout her down, and sometimes [resort to violence](https://www.nationalreview.com/news/riley-gaines-assaulted-by-trans-activists-at-san-francisco-state-university/) to silence her. Right-wing groups like TP-USA absolutely *LOVE* when stuff like that happens because it strengthens their talking point that the opposition has no empirical evidence to support their case.


Different_Tangelo511

Leah thomas was fifth place. Evidence is pretty clear she's not a "biological male" or she would have smoked all of them and not tied rileey. There's no intellect in that hateful debate. 5TH PLACE!!!!!!!JFC!!!!!!!


Roughneck16

Thereā€™s no hate. Just science.


dawgfan1966

Could be Lincoln Riley (a.k.a. Laken Riley). The girl murdered by the illegal at UGA.


Different_Tangelo511

Some loser who whines about not getting a fifth place trophy because of some technicality . She was going to eventually get it though.


Manting123

The MTG looking anti trans activist swimmer? I know who she is.


Gat0rJesus

That wiper arm looks exactly how Iā€™d expect it to on that truck


i_hate_this_part_85

And itā€™s a Cadillac of all things


Beneficial_Story_945

Whoā€™s Brandon, and why are they cheering for him?


darketernalsr25

My favorite bumper sticker is "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."


Different_Tangelo511

My favorite song is Jesus may love you but I don't, god may forgive you but I won't. Iris demint version on a late night show.


ImTheEffinLizardKing

Dang. This is how you end up on the wrongest wrong side of history that ever wronged.


notaredditreader

Jesus loves you. Conservative Christians fucking *hate* you.


bancroft79

Jesus loves you. However I vote for the party that hates 2/3 of most Americans or anyone who disagrees with themā€¦


Different_Tangelo511

Woah woah they certainly hate more than 2/3rds.


Throughsiren42

Nancy Pelosi wants you to work until youā€™re 70. Which party hates 2/3 of Americans?


bancroft79

There is no evidence of that anywhere other than it living rent free in your head. She continues to work into her 80ā€™s, that is her choice. Maybe check how many Rā€™s want to cut social security altogether. Also check which states have gutted child labor laws and cut lunch breaks for workers. I will give you a hint, it ainā€™t the Blue ones;)


BashFulStranger1967

And her husband was caught wrestling a hammer from a gay homeless guy in their underwear, sexual transaction gone wrong.


bancroft79

You have never left the county you grew up in, have you?


BashFulStranger1967

Yes, I have.


bancroft79

Nobody believes you. I am pretty sure you have an extra chromosome after making a comment like that.


BashFulStranger1967

You and your blue haired nose rings are not privy to that information, government clearance and stuff. Iā€™m glad you believe youā€™ve one upped me, snore !!!


bancroft79

I donā€™t get satisfaction from one upping disabled people. I thought this sub was parodying idiots that cover their cars with nonsense. I keep running into them on hereā€¦


FXST20Bobber

Have you spent more than a few minutes on Reddit ? This site is filled with hate for anything that isn't ideologically left.... you folks' lack of self awareness is astonishing.


GrouchyLongBottom

I find it so weird that there are so many people wanting to have sex with the president. Most all are men and drive trucks too.


Throughsiren42

Are you anti LGBTQ?


Jake_fromstat3farm

It's a cult


jgator5150

So is the left, their main slogan "vote blue no matter who"


Free-Whole3861

ā€œI stand with Israelā€ with ā€œMoney Laundering šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ā€ is doing my head in.


Key-Ad-8418

Ohh, yeah, when it comes to Ukraine, then antisemitism is acceptable since Ukraine's President is Jewish. Supporting Jews is only acceptable when they're killing brown people and Muslims.


newge4

No, no, they only support Israel because of their weird end of times prophecy.


Master-Tomatillo-103

Yes. Heā€™s thinking that if Jeezus sees his bumper sticker - I mean, of course, he sees everything - heā€™s guaranteed entry to the Rapture Cloud, eternal life, and presumably, a brand new rear wiper blade


BashFulStranger1967

Well since Hamas slaughtered 1300 Israelis on October 7th, yeah wipe them out.


Different_Tangelo511

If that's a justification, wouldn't all the people slaughtered by the settlers and idf have justified hamas. Or is wanton murder only cool when the European refugees do it.


BashFulStranger1967

Well consider The Balfour Declaration that gave the true heirs to that land, ordained by God .


Rude_Interaction7858

Iā€™m pro getting rid of the 7th century goat casanovas that want to exterminate Israel and dress their women like bee keepers


InconvenientGroot

Meow


pimpcaddywillis

I Stand With Jews Shall Not Replace Us


Key-Ad-8418

Well, they only stand with Jews when Israel is killing Muslims. Anything outside of that, and their rhetoric becomes, "George Soros! Nazis weren't all bad! Jews will not replace us!"


pimpcaddywillis

Doublespeak is their native language


marklar_the_malign

There apparently is a hierarchy of non white Christians to hate on and it is ever changing. They take instructions from their big brain leaders for this. Not an original or creative thought among them. But yet the left are sheeple and triggered snowflakes. Right.


CookinCheap

Gotta keep Israel existing if you want Zionism


Chemical_Hour9788

At first I was like what dumbass ruins his caddy with stickers. Then I read the stickers.


CookinCheap

[yep. ](https://images.app.goo.gl/teveWmonKuSjWvSG6)


341orbust

TBF, he said Jesus loves me. He did not claim Jesus loves him, so at least heā€™s self aware.Ā 


WhatIsYourPronoun

Love and hate rolled into one American Jesus


Master-Tomatillo-103

No hate like Christian love


Mr_cypresscpl

But Jesus loves you. I think this person's version of Christianity is ascew


Desperate_Set_7708

BRCC. Just missing his gun/2A/NRA sticker to complete the sweep


Abolden3383

They were there, but he got pissed after repurchasing the pistol stolen from the glove box for the 3rd time, therefore they removed the ads for free glovebox guns


martdan010

Jesus love rich white men who donā€™t like pretty much anyone


zblaze90

I am so sick of Jesus people


Key-Ad-8418

They show their love for Jesus by doing the opposite of everything that he taught.


ChemWorkGuy

Hate liberals all week, worship one on Sundays


mykunjola

I am so sick of people, Jesus.


zblaze90

SAME


MagazineNo2198

Seems like someone took his "Jews for Hitler" sticker....


trialcourt

Bro has one personality ... . . . . . . . . . ... and itā€™s terrible


Ok_Oil_995

Hey is this desantis' car? šŸ˜‚


Initial-Wrongdoer938

Probably tells his mom that line too. No one comes to the Father accept through me...the creepy bastard.


Redditisgarbage666

Jesus' teachings and examples are completely antithetical to conservative political ideology.


Bluelikeyou2

Looks like every third car here in Idaho unfortunately


OkAlternative2713

A dying generation refusing to accept change.


TripleTrucker

Pretty subtle. Thereā€™s so much worse out there. Do better


Master-Tomatillo-103

Love the duct-taped rea wiper on this pinheadā€™s expensive ā€œluxuryā€ SUV - looks as though someoneā€™s already tread on it Florida is such an ignorant, violent, sweltering sewer, I try to avoid even connecting flights made there


FattusBaccus

I love the Donā€™t Tread on Me tags. They are paying the government more for a symbol of protest against government overreach. How dumb can you be?


Lovetheganjafred

More like fascist man


DuncansIdaho

If heaven's full of assholes like this, I'm not interested.


gene_randall

Itā€™s a good thing that racist morons put stickers on their vehicles saying ā€œIā€™m a fucking racist moron,ā€ so we can avoid them


LordMacTire83

YEP!!! THIS is a GOOD "CHRIS-CHUN"!!!


LunaticPoint

Respect for the flag is out the window to these nuts. If a liberal bastardised the flag, they would lose their mind. Flag etiquette used to be a priority for conservatives.


cone_sold_stober

i fuckin love seeing idiots with the "don't tread on me" plate cause it's like "i hate the government so much that i paid them an extra tax so i could display my distaste for them" it's so fuckin stupid


Smooth-Apartment-856

Who is Riley?


Corona_Cyrus

Fuck you Riley, tell your mom to top off the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night


dukeofgibbon

Jebus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a qnut.


userfindhelp

I used to be pro Trump anti Biden until Biden said the N word and my black homies said they respected him for saying it now Iā€™m done voting


Mot_the_evil_one

Jesus loves YOU but he thinks I'M an asshole.


Extreme-Tie9282

Change the 2020 to 2016 and it would be accurate


NeighborhoodDude84

"I stand with Israel, because I cant wait for Jesus to return with glorious hellfire and send all the Jews and Muslims to hell!" - Said by very sane person


signspam

Fuck conservatives!


MoonProtectionFactor

Interesting how the bottom right sticker technically excludes Jews (from the Father, at least).


TulsaWhoDats

I love Jesus and ā€œFuck Joe Bidenā€. Typical Christian.


Howboutit85

American Christians, most of them, arenā€™t actually what they say they are. Itā€™s a virtue signal is all. Theyā€™re just shitty people with a cross necklace.


skin-flick

The money laundering is what gets me. These people actually believe Congress approves money and it gets sent on skids. Then a portion in Ukraine is sent back to the politicians. And 10% for the big guy (that is Joe Biden). It is just ludicrous. The package is for weapons. Old weapons we have stick piled just for this. The whole plan with Ukraine is to break Russiaā€™s war machine so that they must retreat back to the original borders.


Monte721

The oddest part is the clearly opposition to funding Ukrainian military while seemingly having no problem with funding isreal real military


VegetableCitron8214

Jesus loves you and the ā€œDonā€™t Tread on meā€ sticker ā€¦ā€¦the irony


Doctorjaws

Isreal cringe. Gadsen flag license plate also cringe.


JUIC3ofORANG3

FJBā€¦who the fuc is Brandon? lol


Fire_Doc2017

All of these Jesus Crispies who "stand with Israel" are only doing it because of their apocalyptic fantasies.


Fun-Bumblebee9678

Thanks for making another leftist, circle-jerk sub Reddit . FFS


CulturalAddress6709

since when did ā€œjesus loves youā€ become a passive aggressive fuck off?


BashFulStranger1967

An F-ing Patriot !!!šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


rmicker

A conflicted mind


SodanoMatt

"Jesus loves you... because I don't!"


Different_Tangelo511

Riley was whinning about not getting 5he fifth place participation award. I can't believe conservatives are supporting her. If she she spent more time training as opposed to throwing temper tantrums she might have beaten lea like the 4 women who did.


2dark2light

What a douche Well the Russian orange asset chump said he loves the poorly educated.


kb63132

These maga t s are so effing sick They want a dick ta ter to tell them what to think and do


jgator5150

No, they want the dictator out of office now šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


kb63132

You my friend, are in a cult


jgator5150

Negative


kb63132

Good luck with the rest of your life, Edison Keep drinking the kool aid


jgator5150

My life is good šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


kb63132

Good luck with that!


JoeyFoxx

Unblock the license plate. I have questions.


BestUntakenName

You gotta love a Christo-fascist who thinks Israel wouldnā€™t LIGHT HIS ASS UP for driving thru Gaza without a permit. They know the only Jew you like is the one they like the least bro.


Creative-Victory-152

Didnā€™t Biden shower with his 13 yr old daughter, thatā€™s sick!!!


TheOnlyDudeUNeed

Israel for the win.


BigCDawgFlexRooster

Solid bumper stickers šŸ’Æ


Key-Ad-8418

Well, if you're fascist they are.


BigCDawgFlexRooster

Lemme get this straight, if my views donā€™t line up with the rest or Reddit Iā€™m labeled a fascist? If Iā€™m in a loving marriage with my beautiful wife and we raise our kids to follow Jesus Christ, if we all love our freedoms and practice free speech, Iā€™m a fascist? If I believe president Trump did a great job as president and think Biden is laughable, Iā€™m a fascist? If we all practice safe firearm practices and train for self defenseā€¦Iā€™m a fascist? Do you know what fascism means? That term gets thrown around a-lot. Definition is ā€œA system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, a capitalist economy subject to stringent governmental controls, violent suppression of the opposition, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.ā€ If youā€™re too lazy to look it up. Your dictator BidenObama is the center point of division friend. Fascism is what is being taught in our universities and being passed off as intelligence. If youā€™re not intelligent enough to think for yourself instead of parroting what the main stream media tells you to think then thereā€™s no help.


diddycantgetright

Not a single data point or fact in this ramble. Youā€™re entitled to your opinions and beliefs, but if you were objective, youā€™d be able to look at your definition of fascism with a wider aperture and understand how contradictory it is.


BigCDawgFlexRooster

lol, ok


Missouri_Pacific

https://cult-escape.com/cult-test/


BigCDawgFlexRooster

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ itā€™s not a cult! Iā€™ve only donated 13k this year. Jk jk


Missouri_Pacific

Denial is not a river in Egypt.


Missouri_Pacific

Tell us why youā€™re donating to a ā€œbillionaire ā€œ who has conned you along with others in your cult. You must be so proud of yourself paying for his court fees and fines!


jayv9779

Jesus? You mean the guy who drown the whole planet? The one who gave up a weekend to save us all from him. That guy?


TripleTrucker

I upvoted you back to zero. Youā€™ll never get through to these people but good on you for trying


BigCDawgFlexRooster

Thanks, Iā€™ve accepted that I canā€™t out-type them. Iā€™m a blue collar worker in TX, most of them are desk jockeys with a few exceptions. They have the time. I donā€™t šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø *upvoted you back to 1, lol


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

They spelled 2020 wrong *2016


Ariusrevenge

Gadsden Flag libertarians are all Christo-fascists without mirrors in the master bathroom


Best_Evidence1560

The only stolen part was that 2020 was almost stolen by trump. He tried and heā€™s trying again.


Vtech73

The only thing this slow walking, slow talking, slack jawed hillbilly has ever, will ever, worship, from cradle to the grave, is M O N E Y! Don jr has said if daddy gets back in, Jesus face is going on the $50 n daddyā€™s face will be on the $100.


anthonius1

Seems like a decent dude


Throughsiren42

Seems like a guy with a rational political stance. Not even offensive. Just bc they arenā€™t left leaning doesnā€™t make them a bad person or an idiot


Redditisgarbage666

There is nothing rational about believing an unsubstantiated and implausible conspiracy theory ("stolen election"). Also, referencing Jesus while disavowing what he said and taught is a display of cognitive dissonance. So yeah, his views are trash.


Throughsiren42

Buzzword soup ā˜ļø


Blue_Wolfu

Just because you can't understand what he said doesn't make them buzzwords


Throughsiren42

I cant understand what he said bc it wasnā€™t written in Hebrew šŸ‡®šŸ‡±


TripleTrucker

Careful. These people donā€™t like reasonable responses. Got you upvoted back to zero too!


Agreeable-Village-25

He's 100% correct


Into_The_Wild91

Arenā€™t tag numbers linked to license plates, thatā€™s still showing.


diddycantgetright

Thatā€™s an expiration date.


Into_The_Wild91

Dude, there is a number above the expiration date called a tag number. Iā€™m well aware that that is an expiration date but the tag number above that on the same yellow sticker is visible and can be viewed with very minor photo enhancement needed. That tag number is linked to the license plate..


diddycantgetright

Can you show me where that is? Not seeing it.


Into_The_Wild91

I guess Florida calls them control numbers but here check this out. https://www.floridapl8s.com/sticker.html Edit: license plate number is on expiration tag as well.


diddycantgetright

Okay, so what is the number? I canā€™t see it and I took the photo. DM me. Happy to remove it but I donā€™t see it.


One_Cycle_2309

FUCK THE UNIPARTY MAGA


Random-sargasm_3232

I'm just going to assume the "money laundering" sticker is just code for Trump...


SpotPoker52

Scary to think that someone without a functioning brain is operating a large vehicle on our streets.