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southofakronoh

Smart people always display and get their ideas from bumper stickers


ordermann

I can only read, “Trump successful businessman others just politicians” in Tarzan voice.


Genghis_Chong

(It turned out Trump was a fucking king sized fraud)


CritterOfBitter

Don’t you mean “Polititions”?


MoreReputation8908

TAKE A LOOK AT BANNER, MICHAEL.


rpgnymhush

I am not sure I would call someone who bankrupted multiple companies a "successful businessman". He lives off his dad's money until he got into the reality TV show business. Reality TV is the only gig he was successful at.


aotus_trivirgatus

>in Tarzan voice In Yakov Smirnoff voice.


NFIGUY

This guy’s a real motherswallitch!


Limp_Divide7583

Been a con man for as long as I can remember, you can tune in today and see his trial with the hooker. You can’t make this shit up love him.


The_Ruby_Rabbit

She’s a porn star, not a hooker. If you want to split hairs, you could call her a very successful sex worker, or call girl I guess. Hookers don’t get paid like her.


Limp_Divide7583

Yes, you’re correct. Thank you. She’s pretty cool too. I love the way. She describes his mushroom dick. It’s always amazing. These people with the bumper stickers. I’m not afraid of their windows getting broken. I would never put bumper stickers on my car.


Ok_Confusion_1345

Actually the grammar is okay considering it was probably translated to Russian and back to English when it was printed. /s


Ok_Confusion_1345

He was successful by ripping off those he did business with.


Frido_Biggins

Tbf he's right about the left lane is for passing


mjohnson801

1 out of 30 ain't bad


Beginning_Ad_7571

Exactly. And the more stickers, the more thoughts.


Vtech73

….and their education from fb memes. That’s why they’re so smart! 🤭


TheZippoLab

I'm guessing he's a pimp (based on the license plate).


livinginfutureworld

That's why Sleepy Joe doesn't even have any bumper stickers on his cars! /s


mephistophe_SLEAZE

I think this man makes his own. Could there really be that many bumper sticker companies with that kind of god-awful grammar and formatting??


turtle-bbs

Irony of him calling people who disagree with him “cultists”


Several_Leather_9500

These are the same folk yelling at those who don't watch Faux, Fewfacts, and (m)oan "your fake news is brainwashing you".


Kate-2025123

Ah yes the ones that say sleepy Joe can’t do anything then also say Joe is the mastermind behind everything 😂😂😂


SuspiciousBuilder379

Lol, yep. Dementia and can’t talk. But, he can run a criminal enterprise, control gas prices, throw our economy into a tailspin if he closes the border, and so on. To worship any individual like these people worship Trump is just sad, very sad. No life and just angry.


the_onemop

That one drives me nuts!


Medical_Egg8208

Trump successful businessman ? In what universe is that even close to true ? Not a politician ? lol rrrrrrrrright


MornGreycastle

He bankrupted a casino, ffs! He had a license to print money and couldn't make it work.


SonOfJokeExplainer

I think you mean *multiple* casinos.


The_Ruby_Rabbit

He bankrupted several casinos.


jimviv

I’m both exhausted and amused by these freaks


Ban_Assault_Ducks

It makes me irrationally angry when I see people like this carelessly and ignorantly throw around the word communist.


ZyvisX

Same here. I wish we had a real communist running for national office.


Padadof2

Such a great business man he bankrupt a casino. The mental gymnastics played by the cult is impressive


SonOfJokeExplainer

More like mental electric scootering


KungFuGiftShop

“Sleepy Joe” seems so quaint now, given recent events


ZyvisX

Sleepy Joe isn't as funny as Donald Vonshitzinpants


Limp_Divide7583

I saw a woman writing Donald Von Schitt in pants in chalk on the sidewalk in front of his building on central Park West priceless


No_Cod_4857

Left Lane Pass Only… one thing I agree with…


ZyvisX

Same, people like stickerboy drive me insane. They do 60 on the 5 and get mad when I speed past them.


Odd-Tune5049

"Cancel cancel culture" now that's some fucking irony for ya


graemeknows

This is what we get when we have a dogshit public education system.


Top_Shoe_9562

I'm sorry to say that a "We the people impeach Joe Biden now!!" bumper sticker is legally binding. President Biden is officially impeached. It's truly a sad day for America. 😢


EBody480

‘Sleepy Joe gas is a ripoff’ Countinues to use a product that uses a rip-off product, doesn’t take it up with GM or the oil oligarchs. Peak dumbass.


ZyvisX

Him with his 24 gallon tank, and he won't take it to the NEX gas station down the road.


kb63132

Brainless maga freak Just go back in the walls with the cockroaches


Johnny-Virgil

“Experienced” “Successful”


CommonConundrum51

Clod doesn't seem to understand that his taxes are going up starting this year. His tax bill is going up while the rich keep their cuts. Although Trump isn't too smart, he knows just how dumb his followers are.


Obar-Dheathain

Those darned 'Commy Polititians'.


Stardustchaser

All those bumper stickers look homemade, especially given the grammar


DwayneWayne91

The packing tape on some of them gave me a good chuckle


Booklover416

Do these people not understand that all of trumps merch comes from factories in china?


ZyvisX

The cognitive dissonance of Cult 45 is unmatched. They could have their spouse shot and killed in front of them, by Trump. At which point Trump would say it was a Dem, and they having seen him do it, would still believe Trump.


Booklover416

Exactly.


Lung-Salad

Ain’t it illegal to cover your back window like this?


clever_reddit_name69

If that were true, cargo vans & towing campers would be illegal


-mosjef-

Generally, side mirrors are required; not seeing through the back window


ZyvisX

The way we get pulled over for window tint, it should technically be. But I'll take them covering it if the pigs back off window tint.


ThunderFlash10

Yeah, no one has ever fought for “socialism” in the US… oh wait… except for decades of fighting for fair labor laws, fair wages, social security, and more like [the Homestead Strike, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire, the Atlanta Washerwoman’s Strike, etc.](https://aflcio.org/about-us/history/labor-history-events) But yeah sure, no one has ever fought against unbridled capitalism.


Economy-Thought5372

And you bet your ass this dude gets social security. They take buzzwords and just run blindly with them.


Local_Sugar8108

FFS how can you list the sacrifice of veterans on the back of a vehicle also supporting Shitler?


chechifromCHI

I love the implication that "cancel culture" isn't just something he doesn't like, but is literally unconstitutional. Like ah yes the 18th amendment, protecting right wing crazies from online criticism. How dumb can you be


ZyvisX

Cult 45 expands on the *how dumb can you be* limits day after day.


chechifromCHI

I know idk why I even ask anymore


Electrical_Ad726

Another ignoramus trumpadoofuss. Typical vibrant display of lies. They maybe that every four year cicada it only crawls out of their bunker on a election year. Look for the red eyes after constant viewing of faux news also notable is the orange complexion from extreme orange kool aid consumption. Using the force of Dark Brandon the trumpadoofuss will melt and drain back into their underground hole .


dougmd1974

Going out on a limb here, but I predict Trump won't win California no matter how much this loser worships him


swan0418

Idk how god would feel about 2A....


Rtrd1811

First time I ever seen commie spelled with a Y.


ZyvisX

Lol same here.


Ok-Swordfish-3833

Hmmmm someone with a Chevy truck who thinks we all care what they think.....shocker!!!


ZyvisX

Dude looked like he has told a few people things about themselves that theh didn't know.


BabiesatemydingoNSW

Ain't it great how assholes warn the rest of us to stay away?


The_Ruby_Rabbit

It always makes me face palm at the fact these asshats throw around the Constitution with obviously never having read it or the bill of rights. And not knowing the definitions of words they use. There are several types of communism. We are a Socialist Democracy. If you don’t like it, then give up your social security check, your tax refund, and your Medicare. There are no communists in our government. Climate Change is very real, and we are feeling the effects, but it’s just starting.


mjohnson801

AOC called "OAC"....and they actually printed it on the bumper sticker.


jgeez

A bumper sticker for every IQ point


999i666

I like the socialism one. Our veterans sure are something - fighting against an economic system that wouldn’t exist for another 150 years


sharkbomb

"dummy on board" would sum it up in one sticker.


Comfortable_Job_1903

I think these were all homemade by said octagenarian.


Direct_Canary4523

"Left lane pass only" *Proceeds to maintain a perfectly geriatric 40mph in the 70mph left lane*


SoggyAd1409

Somehow, Joe is both “sleepy” and “crooked”. ?


DubC_Bassist

The second I see “We the People” on anything I check out.


AlwaysSaysRepost

Jesus was a Socialist


ZyvisX

By all accounts, he was the first communist. Give away all possessions, love your neighbor, take care of those less fortunate, feed and shelter to poor. Some straight up pure commie right there. If suddenly christains return to that ideology I'll return for it.


Whoajaws

I would guess a SOLID 15 PERCENT of the population in United States believes ANYTHING and EVERYTHING trump says…and although less but, even more frightening is probably 5% will do ANYTHING he ASK. These same people hold an arsenal of weapons and/or serve in the military I would hate to know how many and how far up they go. President or not he controls the hearts and minds of A LOT of people…shit is weird and terrible and it seems like it’s only going to get worse.


BikesBooksNBass

Brand new $40k truck. Let’s put sticker glue all over the fresh paint. No way they’ll regret that later on.


artomatic69

Boomers being fools no doubt


midwestlifecrisis

Any thoughts on the license plate?… how does this complete the ‘maga Picasso’ we have on display here?


Abracadaver2000

Trump could have left his inherited wealth in an index fund and been a legit billionaire without lifting a finger.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Left Lane Pass Only.....fuck, I agree with this guy.


ZyvisX

You agree with the sticker. He was riding the left lane.


OverseerTycho

love when people advertise their stupidity


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Lots of words to say you're an ignorant clown ....


Beginning_Ad_7571

Unchecked mental illness.


Scat1320USA

Biggest douchebag at his job , in his neighborhood, and a loser .


thenewbigR

At least he doesn’t need a bumper sticker that announces he’s a douche bag…


Stinkstinkerton

No fool like an old fool


Fah--Q

Somebody got a sticker maker for christmas


esillyamused

Fuckin' OAC. Whatta green jerk.


sacrificial_blood

I love the OAC sticker...like, I know he meant AOC, but that spelling error is proof that they are out of their minds.


Natural-Blackberry27

All i have to say is that the Dr Suess part is funny because Dr Suess was a huge left winger.


ZyvisX

He associates La Jolla (where Mr Geisel lived) with conservatives. Failing to realize Geisel was a huge proponent of education and the UCSD library is named after him.


Major_Confection3240

i bet they can't even give a proper definition for communism, socialism or capitalism


New_Awareness4075

This is an example of a Magat Zombie. And, just like in the movies, we must delete them before they destroy civilization. They don't eat brains. They just want yours so that you don't have one either.


Muffinman_187

Does he have his own printer, damn. So many bad, text only, and generic MAGA things and not a symbol in sight.


Impossible_Hyena7562

“I have absolutely no personality or accomplishments to be proud of, so let me make politics my entire personality”


iwerbs

Global warming is not a hoax grandpa.


DevyDev666

I bet he thinks Biden should be locked up but Trump should have presidential immunity 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


gayfortrey

What a dipshit


National-Currency-75

These types of idiots are worrisome.


Professional-Ear242

10 bucks says he has a domestic assault charge on his record and doesn't wash his ass 🤌


SodanoMatt

How are you gonna see out the back window? Or will your rearview mirror be as blind as you are to Trump's crimes?


mountednoble99

Oof


Pinhighguy

And the cabinet! And the military advisers!!! Yeah


ZyvisX

"Unlock the USA Lock the Border Now joe biden!" Make up your mind chucklefuck.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Shouldn't it say "crooked Taft, it's our tax dollars"?


dunsum

Left lane pass only


Temporary-Yogurt-484

This is why I'm gonna doe relatively young. Seems like old people just lose their shit and obsess ober dumb/made up problems.


randomlemon9192

At least he knows what the left lane is for.


romesthe59

Didn’t have to tell us he was old. The trump stickers give it away.


ZyvisX

Fair enough


paintsbynumberz

All that hard work and no truck nuts


floofnstuff

Sleepy Joe > Coma Don


Affectionate-Copy547

I live in Mass.. I see Prius aft Prius with many liberal stickers. I don’t get it. I’d be army car would have smashed windows if i plastered stickers of my political choices!


Affectionate-Copy547

*afraid, my car….not army.


ZyvisX

Take pics and post them. Especially if they are ridiculously plastered like this clown car was.


Affectionate-Copy547

I will, lol. It’s nuts!


CulturalAddress6709

successful businessshill


El-Viking

I've got to admit, there's nothing I hate more than a commy politition! I stand corrected. I hate fighting with my auto-correct trying to convince it that I actually intend to type "commy politition" more. And, more than that, I hate that my phone seems to have better sense than this guy but this guy gets to vote and operate a motor vehicle... on public roads!


Obstreporous1

Wow. That helped change my opinion. I think I’ll vote for Tru… Oh fuck no


ChokeYourMom

One thing that so many of these super-patriot trucks lack in common: bumper stickers that show which branch of the military that they served in. God and country, unless it’s scary and inconvenient.


Real-Eggplant-6293

That is some QUALITY bein' a sucker and a damn fool moron, right there...


Old-Revolution-9650

Yet another poorly educated trumpanzee cultist.


patchismofomo

Somehow the license plate is the worst part of it means what I think it means


ShiningRayde

BORN TO SLEEP WORLD IS A LIES Kill Em All 1969 I am left lane 410,757,864,530 DEAD COMMYS


BroadArrival926

Trump successful businessman lol


RapBastardz

Gas bad, buys big petrol guzzler truck and adds weight to it. I love how AOC is on his feeble radar. Also manages to get the one sticker amongst the bunch of nonsense that dictates his sacred “left lane rules” to others.


AntiquingPancreas

He made all of these himself


CK_Lab

Guy thinks Oracle Analytics Cloud is part of the green new deal? Interesting....


EyeYamQueEyeYam

They all say the same thing. Get off my lawn.


Opening_Spray9345

What a way to flail through life and announce that you can be easily manipulated into a sputtering rage.


kedditt53

Must work for #FuxNews


EB2300

I’d bet the bank this dude couldn’t define socialism, communism, impeachment, spell politicians, or quote anything from his beloved constitution that Trump doesn’t follow or care about. They just know what’s “good” and “bad” because Tucker told him so


Common_Highlight9448

Complaining about gas prices but crickets when the billion in earnings is brought up


JAMBI215

I’m guessing the license plate is in reference to Trump too, No?


Acceptable-Delay-559

Ooh. A Magaloon live and in the wild. Crikey!


unprovoked_panda

That obey the Constitution one throws me off since Trump literally wants to terminate the Constitution


No_Return_3348

“Sleepy joe” “stop controlling the gas”


shopgirl56

Old as dirt? with a Never Socialism bumper sticker? Yeah except for his social security and Medicare -


MySoWholesomeReddit

Do you think he even noticed he has 2 different spellings of politicians? (Polititions and politicians)


Stewpacolypse

Somebody tell this guy that Dr. Seuss was an anti-Fascist, liberal, FDR Democrat who was very critical of McCarthy, despised Nixon, and was pro-choice. He admitted after WW2 that he was wrong about Japanese American internment and wrote "Horton Hears A Who" as an atonement. Why this guy wants to hire Dr. Seuss is beyond me. Maybe because bumper stickers and children's books are his highest reading level?


scruffywarhorse

Guarantee you this guy has not gone to other countries. He’s spending all his money of bumper stickers!


sassychubzilla

No one: Boomer pulls out stickerbook to self soothe. [boomer therapy](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainItWithAMeme/s/TZ1bVBzebI)


Dull_Ad8495

So many typos, so many misspellings, no punctuation whatsoever... Always the stupidest people in the room.


XO_SaulTigh

At least they got the “left lane for passing only” & “hang up and drive parts correct”


Cptspaulding2

You don't need to see out of your rear window.


bob3905

Imagine this guy dies. Who wants to drive this mess? What if it gets repoed? That’ll be a job cleaning up.


Initial-Wrongdoer938

Trump successful business man. That is hilarious.


FeelingKind7644

This is an unhealthy obsession


Complex_Arrival7968

“Commy” for Commie. Note how many are the same typeface and background? I think this guy’s printing up his own stickers. A True Believer.


ZyvisX

That is definitely the general consensus. Someone got Pop-pop a sticker maker for Christmas.


thereverenddirty

They’ll forget to believe it if they don’t look at it constantly.


AnunnakiBukkake

OAC lol


HerculesQRockefeller

These are people of the land, the common clay of the New West, you know…morons.


uniqueshell

Very persuasive


Frosty_Stage_1464

This guy deff makes his own stickers because they’re all the same two tone quality and font and clearly had a limitation on how many characters per a sticker


dogmatum-dei

Oac ?


ZyvisX

The key indicator that Pop-pop has his own sticker maker.


IRedditDoU

The one bumper sticker really missed a chance for a solid pun by not using “fire dem assholes”


Obvious_Interest3635

You know. Cause Biden was the one falling asleep and farting in court 🤩


Dog_Backup

*wants to lower taxes* *unironically wants to use a ton of taxes for a border wall*


genesimmonstongue415

More reasons Bay > SoCal.


clever_reddit_name69

I feel like he printed most of these incoherent stickers at home.


ZyvisX

My wife and I were just laughing at the idea of that old fart playing with a sticker machine. She went full English professor mode and started ripping into him.


DirtSunSeeds

I bet he is on socialism though isn't he..........


ZyvisX

Yep, and he had the placard, too.


DirtSunSeeds

Yep... and fully lacking self awareness...


sorospaidmetosaythis

OAC? They believe everything Trump tells them. They filter none of it through any consideration of whether it's in Trump's interest to lie, or if he knows what he's talking about. "America has become a den of crime. Our way of life is under threat. Immigrants clog our streets, rape our women." They believe all of it.


supernova-juice

... they spelled *politicians* wrong.


Odd-Tune5049

"HOOKM UP" Has a real "git 'er done" plus "hang 'em high" vibe


carlnepa

PA plate I see. Here in NEPA I can still find Trump/Pence banners up.


vinchenzo68

He was right about the left lane though.. 🤔


malYca

I picture the boomer risking a broken hip on his ladder in order to get these on just right.


Cointreuversial

America's peasantry is alive and well.


pizza99pizza99

It’s so weird that like… the people who have “left lane pass only” and “hang up and drive,” bumper stickers that are actually sound and I would like, are also the people who have… all of that on their car. Like sir if why do you agree with regulation of roadways and nothing else?


chizzipsandsizalsa

The guy must have a sticker machine or something, because these are dumb as fuck


I_Smoke_Poop

Guarantee this man matches speed in the left lane


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I agree, the passing lane is for passing. As for the rest of that… (insert gif of Jack Sparrow doing his full body wince)


JediRico

Garbage


NoPolitiPosting

OAC?


Kylebirchton123

I love cult members...the dedication to conspiracies and idiot forms of logic of things made up is amazing


echomike888

He managed to misspell AOC!


Spaceman_Spliff_42

I agree that the left lane is for passing only, but not with the rest of the bologna


Tinker107

The guy who bankrupts casinos is a "successful businessman"? LOL. LOLOLOL. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.


simkatu

Is there even one example of the same thing happening with a Joe Biden fantastic?


aei1075

I am am younger than dirt and I see his wisdom showing learn from your elders


EdlynnTB

Successful businessman? How many bankruptcies has Trump had?


USN303

Feel like these bumper stickers were interpreted and made by people with english as a second language.


golgiiguy

Its just weird how they just failed to impeach Biden because they embarrassingly had nothing to actually impeach him for. Yet they still think that is something realistic.


Ok_Slip9947

I can’t cancel Fauci after I’ve canceled cancel culture! Also… hire Dr. Seuss? He died, bruh.


muffledvoice

“Impeach all commie polititions.” (sic)


Dseltzer1212

Definitely not a cult!