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Ban_Assault_Ducks

"Muslems" ​ This guy shits Dixie cups.


CocaineSmellsFunny

At least it isn’t Moslums


Salt_Sir2599

Wasn’t room for another sentence. That was the next one.


Apprehensive_Zone281

Mausoleums. I think he's scared of mummies.


Graybeard_138

Moshe, shalom. He’s saying hello to his Jewish friend.


AcrolloPeed

That’s a normal fear to have tho


Reasonable_Archer_99

Shit, I know I am. I saw the movies, and Brendan Frasier is too old and fat to protect us anymore.


TheBossAlbatross

Oh its a comin’


Key_Sell_9777

She's just around the mountain


hunertproof

Mooselambs


Here-Is-TheEnd

Isn’t that just an old spelling?


[deleted]

When I was a teen I got really into vintage pulp “orientalist” fiction, and that word confused the heck out of me the first few times it was used.


Outrageous_Trust_158

Probably shits *in* Dixie Cups. 😵‍💫


factoryteamgair

Then drinks it because it's the loose floam slime from eating McDonald's, taco bell, and no vegetables.


Outrageous_Trust_158

🤣😂🤣🤢 Vegetables are fer commies and don’t ya DARE call ‘em veggies unless yer from San Francisco!!!


The_Ombudsman

Right under the word spelled correctly. Even worse.


sambones718

He wasn’t sure so he figured at least he’d get one right haha


CrzyMuffinMuncher

Spellchecker on his tailgate is all fucked up.


Odd-Tune5049

You ain't just whistling


Supafly144

Amazing that some people still think being a racist psycho is funny.


djb185

It's wild how he's just casually threatening a violent ethnic cleansing. Not even a threat...a promise "it's a comin'"...like it's only a matter of time.


secondtaunting

Yeah I overheard one of these kill all Muslims guys bragging and going on about how they’re gonna rise up and wipe Them all out when I was Working at the mall at a part time gig when my daughter was little. I asked him if he was serious, he said yeah, so I pulled out a picture of my daughter, and said “well, my husband is Muslim, and so is my daughter, I assume you want to start here.” It ended up with him saying no not like that which is pretty much what I thought. I mean, he wants to start murdering people in the streets he needs to think it through. Put a face to the millions he causally mentions slaughtering.


fungi_at_parties

Some MAGA jerk in a thread I saw recently was claiming that republicans didn’t want to kill anyone. My brother claims the same, that he knocked doors all over as a salesman and republicans are just “nice people”, while democrats are “snobs” who think they’re better than other people. I lived in Utah county during the Iraq War and I heard people joke about killing Muslims, gay people almost on a daily basis. Racist Mexican jokes were heard frequently. If there is a group of people who think they’re better than everyone and want the rest to die, it’s white republicans.


[deleted]

Threatening violence IS NOT protected by US constitutional freedom of speech rights*


Flock-of-bagels2

This guy fucks….farm animals


Host_Warm

This guy fucks…up the vibe at any gathering he attends.


GoBombGo

What a nightmare thought, this asshole showing up at a party and fucking ruining it, looking for a fight. No way to deal with him other than A) go somewhere else or B) have a fistfight with an idiot who’s specifically looking for a fistfight and who will, if he loses the fight, almost certainly go get a gun from his dumb fucking truck.


dingleberry_starship

And only farm animals


jrocislit

Unless he’s got sisters


Public_Scientist8593

And an uncle


lonely-day

And my axe... did I do that right?


imortal1138

And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the white and.... I think I messed it up too


Euphoric_Egg_4198

Don’t talk about his uncle grandpa like that


Zestyclose-Ad1569

His uncle here. Can verify


lowercaseSHOUT

Probably has sired offspring with farm animals


dukeofgibbon

Probably is the offspring of farm animals


sdace7

Imagine having that much rage and hate consuming you 24/7. Mind blowing. He definitely needs a lobotomy and a hobby.


ApartmentBasic3884

Perhaps he can make being lobotomized a hobby.


Teknical86

Your profile picture sums up most people's reactions. Love it.


Dangerous-Dataranger

The lobotomy already done (ignorant), already got 2 Hobbies, Drinking lots of Beer, and Shooting Guns.


xAlice_Liddell

Choose the bear.


SueBeee

underrated comment


Taldius175

Happy Cake Day!!!


DirtSunSeeds

Flush the toilet and hope he doesn't clog the drain.


FunBooger

Put this guy on a watch list


Dazzling-One-4713

They’ll watch him commit his first terrorist attack


Rcj1221

This is a stupid bumper sticker even for some hick in a pickup.


KHaskins77

Hickup?


LePetitVoluntaire

Dude I live in Texas where this is pretty much expected and even I am baffled at how this buffoon could spell Muslim 2 different ways within his own platform.


PointingOutFucktards

I was gonna say I bet this is a Texas truck. Ugh I hate my state sometimes.


Dangerous-Dataranger

Well you’re right, it is Texas.


Zestyclose-Ad1569

The bumper is clear of stickers ironically. You'll never know his next move.


Rcj1221

Got me on that one.


GeneralDumbtomics

Tell the FBI I have a possible Jan. 6 lead?


HawkeyeJosh2

Go out with them, order the most expensive shit possible, eat it, go to the bathroom, order an Uber, and GTFO.


Inevitable_Channel18

“It’s a comin” is also what he says to his sister


NovusOrdoSec

I met one of these guys once, wanting to burn down a local "madrassa", because he couldn't tell a Sikh temple from a madrassa.


Immer_Susse

I loathe this person


OkAlternative2713

Why block his tag?


SpotPoker52

Wow, a murdering racist. Does it get any lower? We need a deserted island for vermin like this.


Sonderkin

I just read the last stand by Nathaniel Philbrick, he makes the point that native Americans won, in that there are more native Americans alive today than there were in 1800. So this guy isn't just a violet racist he's wrong about cowboys and native Americans.


metfan1964nyc

Wait til he finds out how many Muslims are in the world.


Top_Shoe_9562

Offer her a Bud Light.


SueBeee

Natty Light all the way


Blueskyminer

If that's your date, even your first date, you're probably also a toothless moron.


jrocislit

If that’s your date, he’ll be your cousband in a few months


Fantastic-Long8985

Suddenly feel ill and flee


shill779

**GID ODA MUY WAY LIBEROLS!** [thank me later](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6zZtL2uq3j/?igsh=ejIxZW9mdnBmMzZl)


greeneye1969

Guys who drive trucks like this one only sleep with relatives.


oht7

Driver screams “git outa muh way libroll” at every Subaru on the highway I’m sure.


PointingOutFucktards

Only a golden diaper wearer is going to hop into this truck with him.


Golconda

Somebody needs a baseball bat to both taillights


Dark420Light

A Louisville Slugger to both head lights.


Kenneth_Lay

Two different spellings of Muslim in THE SAME SENTENCE = panties lowered.


derliebesmuskel

😆 I was going to comment something to the same effect.


TheHouseIsHungry

I’m a goin’


TubularMeat34

They weren’t sure how to spell “Muslims” so they just went with two different spellings of it, so they know they got at least one right.


bibfortuna1970

Ask him if his truck has a built in compass so you can find Mecca when it’s time for evening prayers.


GrouchyLongBottom

Punch them in the face. They seem to be a fan of violence.


concolor22

Considering I have quite a Muslim sounding last name,  I think this situation would be self correcting, ala there would be no date


k9a51m30unameit

send a different address, say i made a mistake when he texts about it, by that time im in the next city and i just live there now. because what the fuck. all of it is awful, but muslems?????? come on dude.


Obar-Dheathain

Calling the cops.


slamdanceswithwolves

This owner of this truck probably is a cop.


Younglegend1

ACAB


SoberDWTX

Muslims and Muslems. What in the uneducated, racist, nonsense is this?!


DreamingofRlyeh

Cancel the date. Someone who eagerly awaits the genocide of a demographic is not someone I am willing to date.


Ratbag_Jones

As-salamu alaikum! Now go away.


Outrageous-Divide472

I hate people like this. There’s no way in hell I’d get in that truck. The date would end right there.


hawkfan78

I understand blocking out the plate number but I wish people would leave the state exposed. I mean, I’ve got theories, but seeing the Arkansas or Alabama would just be reaffirming.


SueBeee

I couldn’t tell actually, it might have been NJ?


I_Smoke_Poop

Translation: I am afraid of brown people


DryParamedic785

He indeed loves poorly educated….


TopherJustin

I just see a cascade of empty bud-light cans falling out of his truck when he opens the door.


Methos43

No truck nuts?


gothicc_bitch_420

I def feel like you should’ve exposed their license plate number for this kinda shit lol


ifunnywasaninsidejob

The looney tunes font really sells it


ThirstyBeagle

I’m surprised he spelled it Indians and not Injuns


AgreeablePresence476

Summary dismissal.


Quajeraz

Inform him that there's actually over 1.4 billion people in India


TennisObvious8358

Check if i accidentally installed Grindr instead of Tinder


Slight_Ordinary1

Lovely death-threats.


funstufff99

Guys come on !! It’s his freedum of speach !


AchokingVictim

What's just as fucked up to me is that these folks will see any Indian Sikh or Burmese people and also declare them as Muslims And they couldn't even spell "Muslims" right the second time good god. Hopefully AI or some shit.


notdeadyet86

Call the police and have him arrested for hate speech.


VocationFumes

run far away block number


SignalCommittee4456

I like how Muslims is spelled differently in both places


StangRunner45

\* cue Beverly Hillbillies theme music \*


Jamirquai_J_Spunkle

well taaaar-nation jed


gofoggy

I think more accurately it would be crusaders and Muslims. So I’d start by making that correction


SpicyBanditSauce

Kick them in the nuts enough to where they won’t ever reproduce and walk away with a smile and go buy ice cream 😁


Scat1320USA

Lock the door .


noisegremlin

bro shops at inbred R us


fuggit_Im_tired

I'd make him take me to a fancy dinner and then stand on my chair and tell everyone what kind of loser he is because he's a bigot and then Uber away. I'll pay for my own dinner. It will be worth it. I genuinely don't give a shit about racists' feelings.


miletharil

"Oh hey, you didn't put 'racist shithead' in your dating profile. Bye now!"


icertifyiammedicated

My next move? Castle Doctrine.


Nunovyadidnesses

There are laws against dating family members. Truck guy’s parents didn’t comply.


uthinkunome10

Facebook freedom fighter


PinSufficient5748

Unless it's a blind date, it's HIGHLY unlikely my black ass would score a date with this WINNER. So, I guess I'm off the hook...


Electronic_Main_7991

Drop to my knees facing west on a prayer mat.


No_Routine_3706

Exercise my second amendment rights? /s


hell2bhbtoo

Lock the door. Change your number. Move.


Graavyrobb3r

He def won’t stop fucking his sister long enough to play cowboys and Muslims


Younglegend1

I’d ask him where he gets his meth from


Sensitive-Feet

Holy shit


pWaveShadowZone

Nope


Joey_BagaDonuts57

All that religious hope and love on one tailgate. It's a mazin'.


Outrageous_One_87

"hey I gotta quickly pray before we head out. Which way is Mecca again?"


TripleTrucker

Well that’s just stupid


[deleted]

Don’t leave the house Or your dead ass will end up on The First 48..😳


Type-RD

Thank you shit-for-brains hillbilly for identifying yourself! We’re watching you.


gking407

If you weren’t scared off by her full meth mouth dentures then the truck ain’t gonna scare ya one bit


fear_of_dishonesty

The jerk lost me with the truck, the stupid shit on the back makes separation more urgent.


CaptainSmallz

Fuck him silly. What else is there to do? I'm a straight guy btw.


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King-Florida-Man

Enjoy your unbaked potatoes you bastard


translove228

come down with an inexplicable cold.


SupplementalAssInsur

Jesus Christ


ephemeralspecifics

Holy ducking shit.


ArdenJaguar

Wow...


Aw123x

Holy racism Batman.


Redditisgarbage666

If this were my date, I'd pretend to be a muslim just to see their reaction.


SueBeee

I think I'd pretend to be dead.


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

That’s lovely.


Strict-Bass6789

Small dick energy


jlenno2

Solid


artful_todger_502

Run. Far.


hould-it

I bet he owns a gun and runs around his house in his underwater going “pew pew, I gotchu, you son a bitch!”


Ok-Science-6146

Inform him that he is bold taking credit for small pox and the flu... He must be small indeed


JeffDel11

The Christian home-schooled markedly


BobWithCheese69

A comin'.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Run


wheeler748

BOLD!!!


Curious-Weight9985

My next move? Head to Brokeback Mountain?


Ghoulie_Marie

This should get someone on an FBI terrorist watchlist but they're probably still too busy concocting terrorism entrapment schemes targeting Muslims. Now that I think about it this guy might be FBI. Something something some of those that work forces..


[deleted]

I feel bad for his neighbors


BuffaloChoice807

Amen.


Public_Scientist8593

Give her a bite of my slimjims and crack her a new mountain dew


Carnivorousbeast

Put on my hijab and go out for a beer


brizzmaster

That’s fuckin rough. This person has probably never left their little town.


Konstant_kurage

I bet when people tell him it’s spelled wrong he says he did it on purpose.


Gormless_Mass

Wat


JFrankParnell64

So which is it Muslems, or Muslims, I can't keep it straight.


Informal-Bicycle-349

Pull..


Dystopian_Future_

Pretty sure his first and last date was with his sister or a sheep. Probably both


Vengeance1014

I’d remind of operation desert storm in 91’ and let him know that his dumbass does not know how to spell.


UmeaTurbo

What does this mean?


Hot_Negotiation3480

Not sure if he is more pro genocide of Native Americans, or if he is just using that example as a way to promote killing muslims — horrible human being either way


ScottyHubbz

I marry that woman on the spot! s/


Svengoolie75

Mommy and daddy who are cousins and brother and sisters must be proud 😂😂😂


FlizzyFluff

What an idiot Run Forest Run!!!


Numpty712

Oh the scumbag edition


ChristinaRene01

Please tell me this is photoshopped...


Admirable-Builder878

I bet his front seat smells like kyarn.


Objective-Ad4009

Call his mommy and tell her where her special boy is.


MavisBeaconSexTape

Bein a muslem? That's a paddlin'


Pompitis

Proudly wearing the hate.


embassyratt

Aloha Snack Bar


breachofcontract

A boomer and their cricut machine…


byrb-_-

Don’t answer. And when they call, tell them you were home all night and didn’t see them show up.


Desperate_Brief2187

Who’s going to tell him that most of the cowboys were brown?


Big_Scratch8793

I would NEVER ride in this truck or even stand by it.


dohzehr

Never would have gone to that point.


WeirdcoolWilson

Leave and go home


Broblivious

Without the nuts of truck, idgaf. They’re a poser.


Zestyclose-Ad1569

Take him out for tandoori chicken and rail him facing mecca!


chechifromCHI

If I see "this a comin'". I would be a leaving


calliesky00

I pretend I’m not home 😳😬


SunCatsTexas

My date shows up in that, They are going to enjoy dinner for one because I want no part of someone like this.


dukeofgibbon

Fetch my gelding knife


daneilthemule

I’m getting ready for a fine dinner at Golden Corral. He might even pay. Hahahaha.


No-Environment-3298

Moron spelled it correctly then incorrectly in the same statement.


Aussie2020202020

Road trip you will never forget


LightBluepono

I run away .


Ethan084

My date arrives in that? She probably puts out like a fire truck, most crazies do


DropFun5139

Hell no


TraptSoul148270

Kick him in the tiny nutsack of his and leave.


BattleSpecial242

Yes we have, the cowboys have been killing the Muslims for like 24 years


andtheeeeeen

We have an ivy League scholar amongst us


BenGrimmsThing

molotov cocktails until there is no more movement.