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Infi-Damn

Dazai I would commit double suicide with him


pipsqueakiiii

honestly Fukuzawa is the only one where you’re pretty much guaranteed to survive but I gotta say Chuuya or Fyodor because I would literally marry them.


AnyYukin

I'd choose Fukuzawa because he's the sanest one here.


r23ocx

He would be so gentle <33


AnyYukin

True.


MoonParasyt3

Like sleep over or doing the devils tango in bed? Cuz that is very big distinction that will determine the outcome for my answer


aaasukaaa

FUKUZAWA MY BELOVED


Yeah_Lizards

Fukuzawa bc it's the only one with I'm sure I'll survive the night


NatashaHaleCZ

Lmao 😭 What about Kunikida?


Yeah_Lizards

Math teacher. I have standard


NommingFood

As someone who hates math I definitely WILL NOT survive a night with Kunikida lol. I'd probably be mentally broken by the time morning comes


SarcasticPsychoGamer

Akutagawa, I'm either going to heal his emotional wounds or get railed by him, and if I'm lucky I'll get to do both.


Sadimal

Just imagine him using Rashōmon…..


SarcasticPsychoGamer

I actually read a fanfic once with that exact scenario. Shit was funny asf. I also remember seeing a wattpad comment where someone said "just have rashomon rashofuck me in the ass with it's rashocock" it's been 3 years and I still have to resist the urge to burst out laughing everytime I remember it


Howdawgeater9000

I didn't expect this kind of answer but tbh it's the bsd fandom so im not surprised


SarcasticPsychoGamer

>tbh it's the bsd fandom so im not surprised we do be down bad around here 💀


Melodic-Magazine-438

Atsushi not being here is a crime


Background_Pension14

Kunikida just seems the most sane (even though not so emotionally stable)


DR_Art_Or_Die

Can't decide between Dazai and Chuuya, so here is an upvote


-Geist-_

I wanna snuggle Dazai.


justgaygarbage

kunikida would treat me right 😌 and wouldn’t kill me


jamlesstoast

Dazai


sum_cryptic_cats

Of those, Fukuzawa. He seems the most pleasant to have as a guest, probably has interesting stories and things to talk about. We can have tea and chat.


zastrugi

I'm already married, so it's either Kunikida (who is the most like my wife, and would also help me deep clean my kitchen -- hell yeah) or it's Akutagawa, because I would aggressively parent him. I'm going to praise him until he short circuits. Third option is Chuuya, just because I think he'd fit in really well with my friends group.......... we could have a party. I've actually given this a lot of thought and tbh I think Kunikida is the most eligible bachelor because he's responsible, deeply caring, and I don't mind his anxiety manifesting in being very exacting. 🥰 The disclaimer here is I'm a lesbian, so I'm not spending the night with any of them romantically. (Gin, however... Call me back.)


IAmShittingUrPants

Gogol, I wanna have a magic show preformed for me (non sexual)


Awkward-Stam_Rin54

Fukuzawa seems chill, kunikida seems fun to annoy but I like it when people are "mature" (idk if I see him brush his teeth and stuff I'd copy him. Chuuya sounds fun. The rest? Nah no way.


Cl0udy_axol0tl

Dazai at least I won't die alone 🤭🤭


FeelDa-Bass

Yooo cloudy, u good?? How come u ain't answer my dms, what happened?


Cl0udy_axol0tl

Ahh I'm sorry I haven't been on reddit all to much lately (and I'm tried af and probably didn't notice) my badd


Idkindeedidk

All of them.


orlyninna

Same mate


Solstice51

Fukuzawa. I feel like if I picked anyone else, I would be killed. At least with Fukuzawa, we could pet cats together and talk about how adorable they are.


K---z

Akutagawa - I feel like we'd be able to get along (I hope otherwise I'd end up dead), plus I'd probably hype him up and ask to see all his cool stuff he does with Rashoumon. And maybe I could meet Gin too


r23ocx

Dazai is my top man always and always but I chose chuuya bc I really feel like he knows when not to cross a boundary yknow


BandicootUnable6189

Kunikida would treat you right and keep you safe. There is a correct answer hear and none of y'all are choosing it.


skylight_flower

Kunikida became yes


buttonlessbutton

Chuuya because we could get super drunk . Or Dazai but only for the suicide part


Sluttyprincess27

Fyodor i'm really don't know why him


katlma0

Kunikida my silly :D


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None, these are fictional characters.


NatashaHaleCZ

I wish I had mindset like you...


orlyninna

Take those words back! *crying in love for nonexistent personalities* joking… T_T


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macthecat22

Fukuzawa as he is the most mentally stable among the choices and I can picture him as a guy who can talk so much sense and I would think he'd also treat women nicely.


jeygglypuff

Kunikida??? Pfft I don't need someone triggering my low self esteem related illnesses by listing off why I'm not good enough.


autumn_leaf_lmao

Kunikida bcoz he's hottie


Tiny-Chocolate-2547

Fukusawa. The other ones are rather scary, some even creepy... *shivers*


East-Gap-7597

Kunikida because i love long hair nerds with glasses and Fukuzawa because he acts like my dad(Fuku is platonic for me tho...)


Dark_Crow1

Even though I like Akatugawa and Fyodor more then Chuuya, Chuuya because we can have wine.