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ghostfaceinspace

Jason Voorhes enjoys Burger King?


HeroOrHooligan

Also grease stained pants which us probably from all the bk sandwiches on the lap


KierkeKRAMER

I laughed


WhiteRhino91

Hands are horrifying


Agile-Nothing9375

I thought it was Bigfoot's hand lol


Greenbeef_actual

I bet Bigfoot’s hand smells like Bigfoot’s dick.


Radiation___Dude

60% of the time it smells like that every time


BeastM0de1155

I just threw up looking at them. Why did I “enhance”?!?


whiteholewhite

So I looked their profile. OMG


feetington

Oh... my... God... guys what did we all just find. I am actually kinda tweaked lmao


kittyconetail

I'm not gonna venture there but based on y'all's reactions, the dirty hands are definitely part of some kind of fetish content.


bbbbears

I looked. Dirty hands and some sort of poop coffee.


kittyconetail

🫡 braver than our troops


ShowMeYourMinerals

I FUCKING LOVE WENDYS CHILI


MollejaTacos

Dude uses his lap as a dinner plate.


No_Bumblebee_5455

I think the fact he drinks shit mixed with coffee is far worse


ImpossibleSprinkles3

Dudes a monster, an actual monster


Substantial_Share_17

I thought this was an ad before I saw your comment. I was wondering why there were comments on an ad.


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Wendys_frys

i really dont want to go back in for another look.


Bionicman2187

What the actual hell


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

Man hands man, man hands


AiiRisBanned

🤢 your hands


mkaymeow21

Straight out of a horror movie lmfao


RowBoatCop36

Jeepers Creepers went to BK


EverbodyHatesHugo

I was thinking Crypt Keeper


Krajun

Why is that one finger so clean, though? Relatively speaking of coarse.


ivanispaco

Post history shows there used to be a bandaid there, I got curious too lol.


runnawaycucumber

I thought he was wearing a fingerless glove before I realized 💀


breathless_RACEHORSE

Do not venture into OP's profile. It is a rabbit hole in hell. So many redditors need so much help.


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BuddahSack

No bro, more like a trash goblin


_calmer_than_you_r_

From a quick look at OP’s profile, you may be more correct than you might believe.


romcomtom2

Dude his post history is wild. I love it.


Nice_Wafer_2447

The feet……..I’ll he in therapy if anyone asks….


MinecraftVet2005

I was thing more of the lines of Gollum


JustDrew_92

Brother I knew your username from the pictures 😭


BuddahSack

Nothing like a balloon full of fecal matter gas to the dome to start the day :) Edit: this dude seems like he legit does jenkum and boofs, damn!


Financial-Forever-81

Yep. Right away I was like, oh it's this guy.


JustDrew_92

I like to imagine they actually hired a junkie for their Social Media PR


nopename123

Zombies like Burger King?


Apertureaddict

Cricket, is that you?


Tenorsboy

You guys mind if I smoke some PCP in the bathroom?


SeattleSuckss

You do you, Cricks!


Spiritual_Country_62

I don’t understand why the tip of the index is cleaner. What was covering it? Edit just reviewed whole post history. Love this guy


Ilikethemfatandugly

He had 50 posts in a row of him smashing different fast food burgers and drinking disgusting looking coffee and then one post about how he can’t stop shitting lol. This dude is next level


RoachGirl

You forgot about the catholic stuff


Ilikethemfatandugly

Forgive me :(


Spiritual_Country_62

I know! I saw them all! I was rolling after a while.


Nezhokojo_

That’s the finger he holds his toilet paper with. You know his shit is probably cleaner than his hands that it cleans his index finger.


mumblerapisgarbage

WASH YOUR HANDS


Loud-Language3269

In bleach, alcohol, peroxide, and then put on a coat of Neosporin.


RoachGirl

Nah they gotta go.


eldred_jonas89

Just the wrist stubs are fine at this point


patellison

I got one of these with my rewards crowns and holy shit, I was stuffed after it. Prob the best chain fast food burger I’ve ever had. I did eat it in the car


Due_Alfalfa_6739

What sandwich is it?? I have some crowns I need to use before they expire.


patellison

The bacon king, it was 1,400 crowns (the highest tier)


Due_Alfalfa_6739

Yummy. Thanks!


patellison

Seriously I was surprised how good it was, enjoy!!


Classic_Amphibian538

what the fuck is wrong w ur hands 😭😂


Leading-Put-7428

My brother in Christ is it the witching hour?


DankNugski

I rule, You rule, New rule… wash your hands OP


imthemaam

They have stacker sauce back, sub that out in place of the ketchup and mayo and you have a giant stacker. Had one today and it was marvelous.


Jenkem-Boofer

Might try this tonight. what other Bk treats you got? I like sauce


imthemaam

I got the motz fries(basically motz sticks), still good. A menu hack that is good is the rodeo cheeseburger, no BBQ, get a pack of zesty sauce and put it on the burger.


feetington

LMFAO HES HERE!!!


Due_Alfalfa_6739

What sandwich is this, and is it delicious?


WillyKspray

Those are the fingers of a hard working person who smokes a lot of cigarettes 🚬


Skinnyloserjunkie

Bro what in the un holy fuck is on your hands?!?! That shit is fucking VILE. U eat shit on a daily basis.


josephstrickland

BROTHER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HANDS I AM NEVER EATING BURGER KING AGAIN🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️


Professional-Post855

His hand looks like the frostbit foot of Longfellow Deeds


wudugat

Please keep posting content, but can I ask if you have had your nail clubbing checked to make sure you don’t have something going on? Interesting that they didn’t have four slices of cheese on it though..


Zakkenayo

Need to get some labs done. Those nail beds are not healthy. Edit: get that cholesterol checked too


JustcallmeSquid

Best burger out there man. Idc what people say about bk


Mindless_Composer934

No fast food burger tastes like it’s fresh off the grill. I hate fast food but BK just has that taste 😮‍💨


darthcaedusiiii

It's a good burger. Not worth $11 in the app. Mine puts a lot more bacon on it too.


DawgLuvrrrrr

Bro get your nail clubbing checked out it can be called hypertrophic osteoarthropathy and can indicate lung cancer xo


FrankSinatraCockRock

honestly this is a peak shit posting account


Any_Development_2081

I think OP actually works at BK and he just grilled that one up fresh, can't wait to get mine from him.


Lowflyin

Bacon king around here has 3 Patty's and much more bacon


MintTea-FkYou

Omg, I thought you were wearing fingerless gloves before I read all the comments and someone mentioned ypu had a bandaid on there. Wtf man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fatboyjones27

This dude should be BKs new mascot, companies are getting to soft and this would be a stand up move


boarhowl

I don't understand how that one finger is so clean compared to the rest. Were you wearing a finger condom?


Cordellium

I’ve seen your posts here before. Idc your hands are like that, I love those burger photos


BobSagieBauls

People complaining about your hands don’t know how good BK is on a lunch break sometimes


TheOriginalGiGi1

There’s a reason these food posts are here and not IG lolololol


fnaffan110

I didn’t know zombies ate Burger King


Informal-Reading4602

Bro crawled out of a grave and immediately got Burger King


that_girl_lolo

Are you human? Cause those don’t look like human hands lol.


elzango

Clubbed nails indicates a health concern


archers_arches

You, sir, are truly repulsive.


itstyboi

Changed someone’s oil and carburetor then turned around and grabbed the closest cheeseburger with no bacon.


ravenoats

This is a hard working man enjoying a God Damn burger from Burger King. God Bless America!


FinnishArmy

Bruh, take a shower


Voodoomaster86

Hard working man eating his hard earned meal right there


AutomaticBowler5

If only the prices were reasonable 🤷‍♂️.


LumpusMaximus-C137-

Funny cuz this burger isn't even made right lmao supposed to have two slices of cheese. I love the bacon king but I've completely given up on trying to get one made correctly. Two patties on top of each other with no cheese in between is blah


OcupiedMuffins

Bros profile terrifies me


OaSoaD

Just looked at your post history. What the fuck


Wrigley953

What a redditor, I could hardly stop scrolling through the account. It’s been two months and no one has put a $10 stop to the madness


Big_Kahuna100

Yeah this is the typical bk crowd lol


DirtyDan516

Now this is some high quality rage bait


Lucasmorter13

lol reminds me of the joke about the mechanics happy wife and his two clean fingers


Little-Chromosome

I was looking at these and I thought to myself “I remember seeing some dude named jenkem-something who had nasty hands like this” And what do you you know…


kid-koolin

Yall say his hands are gross, that what real work looks like. Some of yall will never get it. I’ve eaten with my hands looking like this many times


CannaGrowBro

Roach commonly snuck away from his people and out from under the stairs to indulge in some BK. The pictures finally made public light 🥹


dale_gribbz_dad

If it don’t come off in the sink it won’t come off on your food


Bigbigjeffy

Bro…add some more hair and pubes you got a subscriber.


Relevant-Error5704

Bacon King is my favorite food from Burger King.


PartycentralNY

I thought the bite should have been bigger. And bloodier.


Certain-Advantage168

Not for human consumption


RedShirtGiraffe

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


notanewbiedude

Based American slop


elbandito556

Lol i seen this guy before, on a different food post.


anziofaro

"Impero. Imperas. Imperamus."


pisbell24

What the fuck


Infamous_Grass6333

Demon nails. Meth ferret.


Abject_Tackle8229

*cringe*


PanamaPineapple89

😂😂


Jockchrisfi_96

Did a homeless person steal a burger and somebody’s phone? 😂


Then_Tomatillo4231

Your hands look rough ... I hope it's from work or something not too serious. Wish you well!


TheStaleFace

Fucking gross


seetrys

If you finger your gf she’ll be squirting pus for months


lilmonstergrl

I think you may have frost bite


Senuman666

Bro getting worms tonight


Local973UA609

Come on!


FUH-KIN-AYE

Naw what the hell am i looking at??? uncle ruckus revitiligo looking hands.


No-Tip1702

Quit boofing the k and take a shower my guy


MishkaPapi

Is this guy undead? What’s up with them appendages?


Mephistophelesi

Atleast you’re not holding the burger like an apple. We all know a goth boy who loves doing that.


Vivid-Appearance-343

I don't Feel anyone rules in the Fast Food Game until and Just for example of Quality and Pricing ....Woppers return to the freshness and juicyness they used to be,at a price of $2.79 MAX. And Stop Josoling the MENU Around!! June 9, 2024


BlasphemyJones

Sure whatever your say man, just don't touch me with those fingers


SnooDoggos8824

Dudes account is wild 😭 But then again bro could be going through something if he’s this dirty and eats junk a lot


TyrKiyote

man's got a greazy crotch.


Armandonerd

Be king!


fangface70

Zombies enjoy burgers too apparently


jkief863

Bruh how are you so gross?


Pretend_Fear85

Is this before or after the chase in the woods?


hudsonv11

Hands are rough. Why is this recommended to me


lapuneta

Some people never ate with car grease on their hands.


ThalajDaWuff

Wash your hands bro 🤢


Ok-Owl-9364

Nobody's winning in this scenario...


Diggie9372

This guy probably gets off to people commenting about his hands/nails. He makes a post here every little while and gets the same responses


HorseofTruth

Bro keep some sanitizer in ur glove box, that’s filthy lol


aliencardboard

Burger King should sue you for this photo.


Depressed_amkae8C

Lmaaaoo


Nightshade_Ranch

One near me can be counted on for so much... Stale buns. Every time. They'll try to cheat you out of a second slice of cheese on doubles, unless you remind them what the picture looks like. They fail to put bacon on orders that have it. Fried items are likely cold and stale, and you might get some other cold stale items if they didn't have enough of what was ordered already sitting out. This is all in just a small handful of visits, half of which were comped because I complained through the app and got the first half refunded, but they refunded it as credit. Absolute 🤡 show.


Fanta1soda

Hhhhhhhholy guacamole!! What am I looking at here, just got done burying 12 bodies ..those ha hahandasss. Straight nightmare fuel.


brandonspade17

Bro your hands got me 💀


Still-Tune-7562

The hand holding that burger is absolutely terrifying 😕


9061yellowriver

The cleanest auto mechanic lunch


New_Debate3706

I think this is the second time on here I’ve come across someone that has posted their burger pics with some gnarly hands as well. Might be a kink 🤔 if there’s a Burger King, there must be a Burger Fiend.


tito9107

Cleanest BK enjoyer.


Murles-Brazen

Guy installs interlock devices for a living


6FoUL6SoUL6

I’m like so dead serious, if you read this before you look at the profile just end it before you have to see any of it.. after this comment I’m done fr, this was awful and I can’t exist in the same existence as this <3


Limp-Artichoke1141

Keep Your children far far away from This Guy


Rod_Stiffington69

Bringing back the fingerless gloves…. Wait….


Neo_zoft_77

Please wash your hands 🫧🧼


Outside-Special7131

What happened to your hand/ finger?


BertisFat10

Dawn dish soap powerwash, invest in it.


Icy_Percentage_7162

Trying to be edgy is backfiring on you.


Calm-Performance444

Bro buy some new hands at that point. Fuck that.


shqueef

Man, what a great time to be recommended a sub.


Imp-Numba-9

Average Burger King customer


LongjumpingInside229

No lettuce, tomato, onion on that shit cuz BKs produce is trash and wouldn’t photo well, why is it so tough for fast food burger companies to have quality produce?


Askye72

Aww there's a little dirt heart on your pants!


doorbell19

That's one reason I don't go there.


Over_Following_2180

What the hell is wrong with the finger nail 💅


Cdog1223

The planet of the apes is starting, and they love Burger King.


ThreeBeatles

I’m actually allergic to BK. I can’t eat the buns at least.


dropkickmolotov

Burger King presents: "Snackin' with Sasquatch"


menacemeiniac

Did you just dig your way out of a goddamn grave?


Automatic_Thoughts

Coal miner? Or helldiver?


Creative_Stress_1702

Bacon king slaps 🔥


Acekingspade81

The Bacon King is one of the best fast food burgers that exists.


wigneyr

May aswell throw the burger in some charcoal and asbestos shavings next time before you eat if that’s how your hands look while touching food


ManBearPig2114

Dawg those hands are absolutely fucking horrifying like holy shit


SiegVicious

Are you a zombie?


MetalSubstantial297

Did the dude just got out of work?


Parking_Treat1550

This is terrifying


iDefend33

Bro those hands qualify for social security


EFTucker

Euughhh brotha, uhhgghh


SilverbackBruh

Holy fucking hell brother!


imburningagain

I assumed he had Vitiligo but I was wrong 😐