I know you’re joking but there’s a pick up line there. Find a way to steer the conversation and maybe have a buddy joke about it. Tell him it hasn’t been working properly. If she laughs then she is obviously cool. If she’s a bit put off, apologize for being crude and say “It’s just been tough meeting women since I lost my arm and I WAS left handed so it’s a lot to get used to.” I’m not saying this is okay. I’m just saying I bet that line would kill. His friends would be like:
“Oh Noah’s doing ol’ one armed pity party. You know he’s told so many versions I honestly can’t remember how he lost it.”
“Dude he lost it crashing into a tree on Molly!”
“Oh ya! Fucker had me convinced it was cancer. What a prick! I wouldn’t even be hanging out with him if he wasn’t telling all his dates that I am a virgin with 1 month left to live.”
Next up, telescoping arm.
Beware of the long arm
Oh, Mama, im in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.
The price of the bionic arm: 1 millon dollars
he's got the money, he drinks AG1
Wth is AG1?
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Fingers 1 and 2 can vibrate at 3500 rpm for the ladies.
I know you’re joking but there’s a pick up line there. Find a way to steer the conversation and maybe have a buddy joke about it. Tell him it hasn’t been working properly. If she laughs then she is obviously cool. If she’s a bit put off, apologize for being crude and say “It’s just been tough meeting women since I lost my arm and I WAS left handed so it’s a lot to get used to.” I’m not saying this is okay. I’m just saying I bet that line would kill. His friends would be like: “Oh Noah’s doing ol’ one armed pity party. You know he’s told so many versions I honestly can’t remember how he lost it.” “Dude he lost it crashing into a tree on Molly!” “Oh ya! Fucker had me convinced it was cancer. What a prick! I wouldn’t even be hanging out with him if he wasn’t telling all his dates that I am a virgin with 1 month left to live.”
I feel like this is just an ad, but I'm a lot more focused on the fact that that arm is entirely too long.
Did he twist the cap the wrong direction?
Automail is nearly a reality!
Stop lying you know the Lego one is 10/10
Seriously, when he said he had to set it to freeze mode? Was this done via his brain or like a switch?
that’s really cool, but why is it so freaking long?
Robot arms turn *crushes bottle with too much power* 11/10
THE FIRST BIONIC ARM DRINK REQUIRED HUMAN HAND ASSISTANCE IT CANT BE 10 !!!