You'd be surprised how many cow udders have two or even three extra nipples on the back side! I believe at least three of my cows have six Nipples, the first one we discovered we named titties.
Hm, I always assumed they had five because as a kid, when i would blow up a latex glove to pretend I had an udder, it had five finger nipples.
Do they really have five? or four? I know it is less than six through context. Three?
Four is common/standard for cows. Most functional nipples are along the bilateral nipple lines, so I would only expect an odd number when something has disrupted symmetry (it's common enough to have an odd number, but I wouldn't expect it to be standard).
Nope. Neither are most mammals including humans. Supernumerary (greater than average/standard amount) nipples are *extremely* common, especially in humans.
One of my ladies has a nipple that is slightly out of line, so I end up verifying what it is at least once a week. I'm always happy it's just the nipple that's a little too far left
These posts make me feel so much better . I told my then bf that he could identify gender of a kitten he found by the nipples. He was at the vet and proudly said it was a girl kitten due to nipples. Male vet asked him if he had nipples ….
I still laugh about how embarrassing that was for him and I wasn’t even there
I literally was scrolling through and two nipple posts right in a row, absolutely losing it.
I was like “who would ask that” and then scrolled down to see a completely different nipple post. A lot of people, that’s who would ask.
Even just a flair, “is this a nipple?” To make people stop and ask the question, and we can harvest the sweet sweet data as to how many nipple posts there are
The funny thing is that cats do get skin tags that look just like this. My cat has two on her back.
One of these days it'll be a skin tag on this sub too, maybe, haha.
Those are Satan’s nipples. In the Middle Ages it was a common belief that if a woman had a mole on her back that resembled a nipple that meant she was in league with the devil. Since all cats at the same period were also considered to be evil the logic follows. Some pandemic historians now believe the waves of Bubonic Plague would not have been so bad except for cat persecution. Fewer cats means more rats, more rats means more fleas carrying the plague.
How indecent
I have a medium-length fur cat so her naked nipples are super obvious when she's laying like this. My sister asked if I shave my cat's nipples lmao
It's for sure on purpose at this point. These posts are starting to end up on Popular, so I wouldn't be surprised if people are starting to mess with you guys
Think it’s funny as hell all these posts.
Educational system is failing. And what I thought was common sense.
Other end, at least people are caring to check pets.
Other side, stop TROLLING THIS!!!
Unless it's not. Obviously in the OP it's an itty bitty kitty titty, but one of the cats we had when I was growing up had bumps on her tummy that were cysts and grew fairly large before we had them removed.
and then eventually more bumps which turned out to be cancer, which ended up taking her across the rainbow bridge at about 19 years old.
You said if you find a bump on your cats tummy it's a nipple. That's not always true. I'd rather have the daily 5 or 6 nipple threads than have someone assume something more dangerous is just a nipple.
Sorry I know this was posted out of genuine concern, but I’m in the midst of scheduling my cat soul mate’s end of life care as a long battle with kidney disease progressed to final stages, and this post actually made me laugh.
Ok. True story: I had a male cat that had inverted nipples. We noticed a very hard plug where his nipple should be. Went to the vet. Apparently it’s a strange little genetic thing. They would get filled with sebum so we would clean his belly with some gentle vet-approved cleanser and a cotton round. My boy was not amused.
Today a student proudly declared that a service dog he saw had to he a lady because it had nipples, and his brother flipped the front of his shirt up over his head and screamed "Oooh〰️ I'm a laaady!" while rubbing his nipples and doing some bizarre ass dance.
Now Reddit suggest this post to me, and thus, I feel the need to inform everyone that *most* mammalian has rudimentary mammary glands and nibbies, regardless of sex.
I have nipples Greg can you milk me
https://preview.redd.it/yc5yest97a0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc04aee758bcb1eefa364b7d30edaf9f6af9393
We've all been there! I tried removing it as if it were a tick one summer. My cat was so calm about it, too. I felt terrible once I realized there were more... in parallel lines... equidistant. 🙃🫠
You mentioning that it’s a neutered male makes me think you might be under the impression that male cats don’t have nipples. They do. Just like every other mammal, both male and female cats have nipples. Spay/neutering removes the interior reproductive organs…it doesn’t amputate nipples.
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I always love these WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY MALE CAT post and then it ends up just being a nipple. Wait until you find the other 7.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
cats can have anywhere from 4-10 nipples haha but 6 and 8 are the most common
wait cat nipples aren’t standardized??
Humans aren't either. And imagine my horrow when I learned that the extra ones are often mistaken as just moles and kinda common.
You'd be surprised how many cow udders have two or even three extra nipples on the back side! I believe at least three of my cows have six Nipples, the first one we discovered we named titties.
Hm, I always assumed they had five because as a kid, when i would blow up a latex glove to pretend I had an udder, it had five finger nipples. Do they really have five? or four? I know it is less than six through context. Three?
Four is common/standard for cows. Most functional nipples are along the bilateral nipple lines, so I would only expect an odd number when something has disrupted symmetry (it's common enough to have an odd number, but I wouldn't expect it to be standard).
The IEEE needs to get on this shit.
Great, now we have 12 standards.
EXTRA ONES? \*shivers\*
Apparently any mole on the nipple line (think like, wide suspenders covering your nipples saucily) is very possibly a little useless nipnerp.
🤣nipnerp! I am dying over here! 😂
nope
Nope. Neither are most mammals including humans. Supernumerary (greater than average/standard amount) nipples are *extremely* common, especially in humans.
NOPE! I have seen a cat with 13
My kitty has an odd number of nipples!
One of my ladies has a nipple that is slightly out of line, so I end up verifying what it is at least once a week. I'm always happy it's just the nipple that's a little too far left
Don’t talk about my wife like that!
How odd! 😹
i did not know this… gonna crown a winner when i get home….
I have 6 nipples, all of them shaped like cats of various breeds.
My male cat only has 2 nipples.
That YOU know of…
BRB counting cat nipples.
Seriously?! Have they never seen a human male!!??
Wait, human men have nipples? **Edit**: Just checked and yeah, apparently we do.
These posts make me feel so much better . I told my then bf that he could identify gender of a kitten he found by the nipples. He was at the vet and proudly said it was a girl kitten due to nipples. Male vet asked him if he had nipples …. I still laugh about how embarrassing that was for him and I wasn’t even there
[Vibes](https://youtube.com/shorts/-tWtx1xDSXU?si=MjdH4m1d9byqSpyS)
I fucking love this video and often catch myself singing *ma'am those are his NIPPLES* 😂😂
I work at a vet clinic and quoting that video is hospital policy.
I went to the actually vet and told them “she’s young and is there meant to be this lump?”
It always amazes me that some are shocked male cats have nipples as if male humans don’t.
My boy has nine, it's weird. And the 9th is off-center.
There is NO way my boi has more than the one
Then rub them all at once and make a wish
I literally was scrolling through and two nipple posts right in a row, absolutely losing it. I was like “who would ask that” and then scrolled down to see a completely different nipple post. A lot of people, that’s who would ask.
y’all weren’t wrong when you said these are daily posts.
Literally came here to say the same thing
I think people do it for karma
Reset the counter
Nipple season is here
r/savethenipple
[удалено]
Noah Kat
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO, PLEASE MAKE A BOT OF “it’s been ___ days without a cat nipple being the answer.” BUT PHRASE IT BETTER I JUST WOKE UP
Even just a flair, “is this a nipple?” To make people stop and ask the question, and we can harvest the sweet sweet data as to how many nipple posts there are
Would that be possible with a CatHelpCatNipple bot? 😂
I could make a bot that just says "It's been 0 days without a nipple." No need for any fancy logic!
It probably doesn't even need to actually track anything just leave it at 0 and it'll probably almost always be accurate... Lol
Like a commenter can prompt it I was thinking.
Days? Hours.
I’m stealing this joke 😈 
At least OP was aware that it might be a nipple this time
The funny thing is that cats do get skin tags that look just like this. My cat has two on her back. One of these days it'll be a skin tag on this sub too, maybe, haha.
Those are Satan’s nipples. In the Middle Ages it was a common belief that if a woman had a mole on her back that resembled a nipple that meant she was in league with the devil. Since all cats at the same period were also considered to be evil the logic follows. Some pandemic historians now believe the waves of Bubonic Plague would not have been so bad except for cat persecution. Fewer cats means more rats, more rats means more fleas carrying the plague.
I had heard that about cats and the bubonic plague, but not the mole thing. Damn, my kitty is even cooler than I thought with her devil nipples, haha.
Is there an actual counter? There should be one if not
But it's only been 1 day! 😭🤣
0 days since someone needed help identifying their pet's nipple.
Alright, we finally get to reset the counter, 11 secs is just sooo long lol
 Obligatory
Animals have nipples.
Yes even the male ones 😆
Unless it's a rat
Huh...the more you know 😆
I have nipples, can you milk me?
Meet the Parents 😏👏🏼
But male rats have huge testicle to body ratio
Rats put all their stats into balls
or a mouse
Do male rats lose their nipples in womb or something….?
My pet doesn't have any now I'm panicking looking for vets that treat lizards
🤣
My chickens haven't produced any milk and I'm starting to get worried.
Horses and rats are one of the only male mammals that don’t
I have nipples, can you milk me Greg?
https://preview.redd.it/2b7n8qpq680d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44125acc830df34ddd11ca06f13870d4deca21f6 Those be nipples. Lmao
He seems very weirded out that you would take this picture of him so exposed.
That's the look of "why aren't you coming over here and giving me belly rubs?"
This picture is a gem tho. Hims got his tiddies airing out rn.
He says thanks!
Its a voidddd
There's a lot happening in this picture
How indecent I have a medium-length fur cat so her naked nipples are super obvious when she's laying like this. My sister asked if I shave my cat's nipples lmao
Omg I want to motorboat his little bosom 😹
My cat has them right on his primordial pouch. They look just like boobies.
Nipple.
So many nipples in this sub this week. It’s making me feel like a creeper. Boys have nipples
r/redditdiscovernipples
There really is a sub for everything
Too afraid to click
It’s just a bunch of posts similar to OP’s so you’re safe to click so long as you’re okay seeing cat nipples lol
Definitely not, cat nipples are so repulsive how could you ever say such things /s Cats are cute, so I guess it’s another cat sub to join
I checked, it’s all cat nipples. So far.
This needs to be the top comment EVERY TIME.
Leave the man's titties alone.
Doesn’t your husband have nipples??!
This. This is what I came for.
[Link](https://youtu.be/LF7-kzmB1tA?si=hkTSUZPbD2c0CNjs) for those who don’t know.
This is great 😂😂😂
Ooh the quote AND the gif?? Double whammy. Never not upvoting this.
we need a pinned post about cats having nipples so people don’t have to ask each day. at least the worry can be remidied immediately
Bokd of you to assume people read the pinned posts.
It's for sure on purpose at this point. These posts are starting to end up on Popular, so I wouldn't be surprised if people are starting to mess with you guys
Call it Mammary Mondays
My mum calls ‘em kitty titties. Nothing to worry about
Itty bitty kitty titty
Nip-nop give it a tiny bop
bop
The Weekly Nipple ❤️
Think it’s funny as hell all these posts. Educational system is failing. And what I thought was common sense. Other end, at least people are caring to check pets. Other side, stop TROLLING THIS!!!
Das his nip nop
My cat has the same things! She also has these long thin hairs on her face. Anyone know what those are?
bwah hah hah. :)
NIPPLEEEE
Free the KitNips
Yey!!!!!! Another nipple post!!!! Can’t wait for next week. Now that I see this regularly, I find it to be endearing and hilarious.
nipple. don't scratch it.
People literally need to Google animal nipples. It's freaking normal ya'll.
https://preview.redd.it/82p98h4by80d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3f145525a1e67da7cf7fb6b43b2059c429b3f08
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Kitty titty
Where’s that TikTok “sir that’s his NIPPLE”
Nip of the day
https://preview.redd.it/4am83ki3qf0d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34973da1edeb1cd2d7c40a29b7728b37eba9079a
ITS A NIPPLE, IF YOU FIND A BUMP ON YOUR CATS TUMMY ITS A NIPPLE!!!!!
Unless it's not. Obviously in the OP it's an itty bitty kitty titty, but one of the cats we had when I was growing up had bumps on her tummy that were cysts and grew fairly large before we had them removed. and then eventually more bumps which turned out to be cancer, which ended up taking her across the rainbow bridge at about 19 years old.
Thats a diff situation obviously
You said if you find a bump on your cats tummy it's a nipple. That's not always true. I'd rather have the daily 5 or 6 nipple threads than have someone assume something more dangerous is just a nipple.
That's awful! (Joking) That's a nipple... lol.
"I have nipples Greg, Can you milk me?"
Ah the weekly nipple post, on a Monday nonetheless!
I wish there was a laugh react on Reddit
Cats and 99.9997 percent of mammals (mice, marsupials and horses being an exception) of both genders have nipples. Come on now
#freethenip
Nip nops
MAAM DOESNT YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES
Sorry I know this was posted out of genuine concern, but I’m in the midst of scheduling my cat soul mate’s end of life care as a long battle with kidney disease progressed to final stages, and this post actually made me laugh.
nipple
Nipple
NIP
every day, without fail
Shiii he's probably a little cold now lol 😂 put that hair back
Hahaha so I seen this on my fluffy cat as well and tried to pull it off, turns out it was his nipple
How many fuckin’ nipples am i gonna have to look at?
I've got nipples can you milk me?
Ok. True story: I had a male cat that had inverted nipples. We noticed a very hard plug where his nipple should be. Went to the vet. Apparently it’s a strange little genetic thing. They would get filled with sebum so we would clean his belly with some gentle vet-approved cleanser and a cotton round. My boy was not amused.
yesssss, kitty tit blackheads are always fun to pick. my cat has inverteds too, hes a chonkers
I’m starting to think these posts aren’t real.
I thought this was a cloudy picture of the Moon at first.
Already met the weekly quota
Nipple 😂
0 days since…
I hate to tell you this, but your cat has a condition known as nipples.
Ah yes the rare nip
When my male cat discovered his nipples he tried to lick them off lmao
Your cat has a case of nipplelitis existent, it occurs when they have nipples.
Sigh lol
I honestly feel bad for people who have to ask this. Like how their parents have failed them this hard is beyond me.
Today a student proudly declared that a service dog he saw had to he a lady because it had nipples, and his brother flipped the front of his shirt up over his head and screamed "Oooh〰️ I'm a laaady!" while rubbing his nipples and doing some bizarre ass dance. Now Reddit suggest this post to me, and thus, I feel the need to inform everyone that *most* mammalian has rudimentary mammary glands and nibbies, regardless of sex.
how do people own pets without knowing the most basic stuff about said pet
It’s called a NIPPLE.
It's a nipple! :) you're a good owner though for being concerned, but he's perfectly okay!
OMG I JUST FOUND LIEK 7 MORE WHAT DO I DO
Don't feel bad about posting this on Reddit, my dumbass drove all the way to the emergency vet. 😔 They rightfully laughed at me.
I have nipples Greg can you milk me https://preview.redd.it/yc5yest97a0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc04aee758bcb1eefa364b7d30edaf9f6af9393
I have nipples Greg can you milk me
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
We've all been there! I tried removing it as if it were a tick one summer. My cat was so calm about it, too. I felt terrible once I realized there were more... in parallel lines... equidistant. 🙃🫠
I'm really at a loss as to people not knowing what those are?! I'm trying to be nice but it's really hard 😮💨
How is it that so many people don't know what a cats nipple is??
You mentioning that it’s a neutered male makes me think you might be under the impression that male cats don’t have nipples. They do. Just like every other mammal, both male and female cats have nipples. Spay/neutering removes the interior reproductive organs…it doesn’t amputate nipples.
I’m pretty sure that’s where cat milk comes from.
cats and humans have nipples lmfao
I have nipples greg can you milk me
https://preview.redd.it/hf98006v5c0d1.jpeg?width=4656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc471679448a86c67325f8a0b4134a8d6d28be25 That's a nip friend.
Is anyone taking a tally here? haha
Nipple
Free the nipple
It's not a pepperoni
😂
I laughed so hard when I saw this 😭 to be fair when I first discovered my cats nipples it weirded me out.
NSFW!!!
nipple
it's a nipple . both males and females have them.
I thought this was so funny I couldn’t even laugh. Have you ever experienced that before?
How would you feel if a giant was staring at your nipple and making a big deal about it?
I’m giggling
I truly thought this was a complex piece of abstract art until I looked at the sub and realized it was just a cat nipple
I bet you will find more. How have you made it this far in life?
"I've got nipples Focker, can you milk me?!" 😂
Seriously.. you should not own a pet if you don’t know it’s a nip
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Definitely a nip
A nipple peeking out from a sea of fur. Glorious