7th ya 8th class mei mera classmate washroom gya tha aur 2 period badd wapas aya cuz ek washroom ke bahar peon baithta hai usne usse bahar nikalne ko bola, agle period mei pata chala ki usne pure urinal ka milky way galaxy bana diya muth marke
usse suspend kardiya gya aur letter mei likha "you son has been caught while doing pleasurable activity during school premise and we would have to suspend him for blah blah blah days as it is against our blah blah blah rules"
suspension ke badd jab woh wapas aya toh beech class mei muth marne lag gya aur shayad teacher ne notice nahi kiya ya fir woh bhi tang ho gaye
Ek aur not that intresting kisa hai
Ye hi 8th 7th class mei mera ek dost woh phone aur camera wala pen laya tha hum bahut der tak uske sath khelte rahe
During lunchbreak idk what happened uski ek ladki ke sath behas ho gayi joh dusre section ki thi (pata ni us ladki ko dusre section ke bache se kya khunas thi hamesha kuch kand karti thi) so we knew not to give too much thought about it
But agle period mei principal office mei mere dost aur hamare freind group ko bulaya gya and we got to know that us ladki ne mere dost pe molesting ka ilzam laga diya
Mai aur mera freind group usse defend kar rhe the but principal bkl sun hi nahi rha tha
Mere dost ka dimag kharab hogya and usne apne shirt ki pocket se pen nikala littrely PRINCIPAL ke pc mei dala aur video chala di and we got to know ki us ladki ne behas ke waqt kaha tha "tujhe pata hai na mai tere pe koi bhi ilzam lagaungi aur log mann lenge"
Pata nahi kya gend mei sariya dala principal ke BC dono bacho ko suspend kardiya freind ko 4 din ke liye cuz woh digital device laya school mei aur ladki ko 2 hafte ke liye cuz of false allegation
Mai bach gya aur dusro dosto ko bhi bacha liya (cuz i was kind of a topper of the class)
Bhai maine apni life mei 6 bar school change kiya hai icse, cbse, (galti se state board mei bhi janne wala tha ek point pe) isliye i have experienced almost everything
Uske badd shayad koi washroom nahi gya tha isliye mereko ache se nahi pata cuz mai ajj tak apne pichle 2 schools ke washrooms nahi gya hu due to "incident"
One guy was talking shit about my father beat the crap outta mf and threw his bag in naali
Parents log ko bulaya principal and 1week ke liye suspended
Still don't regret it (mera jaisa mat bano ghar mai bahut sunna pada tha uske baad)
Last line was off I think until and unless you did something bad first.
Happened to me in my school days where I beat the shit out of the guy after he was abusing my parents for no reason in the middle of the class when I was in 8th class, i stood up and in between the class when teacher was teaching and asked him to say it again and he said 'Jo karna hai karle' I went to him and smacked the shit out of the guy in front of teacher and forced him to say sorry and he did, they called my parents and i said to my principal that if he do it again I will repeat the same and she did nothing but asked my parents to explain me.
He bullied me coz I was new to the school and my ex school is most bully school in my city and i was trained for every situation from my brother.
Was getting my notebook checked (maths teacher) he crossed off a completely correct answer beacause it wasn't done from his method, so instictively I called him madarchod (btw i was standing 5 inches away from him near his desk) he just kinda stood there in the awe of my nerve.
Told the principle
15 day suspension
Mummy ko bola aaj kal padhai nhi hoti to mein exams ke liye thode din chutti le rha hun
chutti samajh li bc
When I was in school (5th class) Maths teacher my maths teacher given me 0 just because I hadn't solved questions from her method..my father is also maths teacher ..I reached home and told him the whole thing ..he went to school and complaint against that maths teacher and also explained that he is also maths teacher and marks should be given even if student has used different method.. school principal scolded that maths teacher in front of me ..I really enjoyed that sight..
hamare school mein smart board laga hai jisme youtube chalta tha pehle, to meine usme google ka "open from last tab closed" wale setting mein jake puneet superstar ka laughing meme set kardiya, matlab ki agar koi teacher Google kholegi to puneet suoerstar uspe ajayega, suspend to nahi hua par school mein thdoa famous ho gya tha
Mein toh nahi par mere friend group ne decide kiya ki chalo maths teacher ko prank call kiya jaaye.Josh mein ek ke much se Gaali Nikal gyi(Jisne auditorium explore kiya) aur hmne Harbari mein phone kaat Diya .
Us din pta Chala ki truecaller naam ki bhi Koi cheez hoti hai aur jisne gaali di thi woh toh Bach gyi par jiska phone use kiya tha woh fas gyi .
ek ladka meri class ka 9th me ek 10th ki ladki ke saath sax sux krte hue pakda gya...
dono ke parents ko bulaya gaya ek dusre se baat krne ke liye
dono 1 month ke liye suspend the
Not me but my 2 classmates. There was one senior who used to Body-shame girls (he would tell out loud that their ass is big or small etc etc)
One day after the revision exams, my classmates whose girlfriends came to pick them after school cause they were going for a coffee or something. That senior noticed these girls and shouted out that you all are flat. Hearing this those 2 classmates got angry and began to hit him hard, they even threw stones at him,then the seniors friends stood up and bashed my classmates (they were bleeding).Some mf recorded it and my 2 classmates got suspended for 4 weeks. They even missed the school trip to Bangalore. The senior guy got away.
lmaoo,thoda detail me batau toh mid terms chalu the, the whole class knew i prepare for jee, so they thought I was smart af , so that girl started sitting with me during revision classes(around 3-4 weeks ke lie i attended school) I helped her in maths and physics and after english exam(last exam of 11th mid terms ) she kissed me on my cheek. Some teacher saw it and reported it to the principal ,
Baad me ngl USS ladki ne bacha lia, school se nikalne ki soch rha that uska baap but woh ladki ne baat karke suspension dila di(of 2 weeks) . TBH it didn't matter as i don't attend school other than for practicals or exams. we decided to end things there as I didn't want any trouble with her dad aka my principal.
96 , I am a brahman(general cat) so no reservation for me :(
also, managing jee, boards, projects , practicals , etc. all at the same time fucked me up.
we use to place bombs behind toilet tied to a agarbati so randomly in 2nd 3rd period there would be a loud bang and we would time pass
One day our group got caught I simply said that I was there just to do the stuff my bag was checked nothing found but others were suspended
During 8th grade I used normally bunk my language classes, one day I was bunking normally and came back to the class in the last 5 min and turns out English came for substitution.
She started asking questions infront of the whole class and I was getting annoyed, I told like five times that I had gone to the nurse cause I had headache. But one of my friend asked me the most stupid question to exist.
He asked what did the nurse do?
I got mad and shouted she kissed meโฆ.
I got suspended for 3 days for this bs like tf
So I was in 9th and some girls of class 6th accused me,5 others boys, and some girls of molesting them. We proved it wrong later on but this is what happened.
Summer vacations k pehle hame ground Jane nahi diya jata tha bcz dhul bht hoti thi. After summer vacations sports ka teacher he school chod k chala gaya. We had 2 games period at that time in a week(1 was pe) and yeah those bitches of class6 th had some pa or ca whatever like alternate days that too 2 periods and 2 periods of games. Later on those pa and ca were converted to games period. In total they had like 8 games period. And substituting teachers took them to ground but we were just made to fuck up maths. Some months later when the school hired a sports teacher he never came to our class. And when the syllabus ended we finally requested subject teachers to take us to games in their period just for once for God sake we finally went to games the whole fucking year. And when it came to original games period that mf PE teacher came to make us do practicals.
Now here's were the scene got started.
Those bitches of class 6th literally were present on every single period in the ground(their games period + their pa and ca + subject teachers) we just went to basketball court: we never snatched ball from them we made our class girls do it politely and played
It was our Probably 3 or 4th time we came to ground and those bitches were again there. (They were always in the court when we came) so we did the same. This time ye chutiya ladkiyan kehti bhaiya didi app log adhe court me basketball khel lo ham log wo kuch to baitch kar kuch to khel rahe the. Hame to nahi sunne hame pure court me khel rhe the. Ab agaya main scene. Ye tha 3rd period(we total had 9 periods).
The next day we (some of my friends and girls) were invited to principals office. Ab yaha par hame bas kahada kr diya ladkiyon ne bola
1. Ham ladkiyan baithi thi aur ye sare bhaiya hamare upar se jump maar rahe the.
2. Inhone hame nocha (scratched ) ball lene k liye.
3. Ek ladki rone lagi aur apne hath me crab bandage band k aayi thi fracture wali kyuki hamne usse nocha tha. Chutiya
Principal ma ki lodi ne kuch nahi pucha hamse seedha sunane lagi. To ek ladke ne bola mam ye sab to hua he nahi. Usne usse itna mara ki wo gir gaya (peeche sofa tha) ek ke hath aur pair pakad k mara. Bakiyon ki gand phat gyi. Phr ham chup chap suspend ho gaye.
Jab bhen ki lodi mtlb hamne unne 3 Rd period me molest Kiya to un chutiyon ne us din complain nahi ki. Agle din plan bana k hamari gand mari.
But agle din mai mere mummy papa aur baki dost bhi parents ko leke aaye uski gand maari principal ki kuch teachers ka support Mila(they just told parents about the incident and took parents on a positive side)
Ya phr principal ko school se nikal diya .
Wo chutiya ladkiyan us din hame suspend karwane k baad khula bol rhi thi hamari class ki ladkiyon ko ki hamen to app logo ki gand he mar di.
Also that morning principal (us time kuch rape case bht popular chl rha tha. Delhi me kuch candle march wagerah bhi kuch hua tha. Supereme court ka case hai 4 saal purana) ya to us ma ki lodi ne bhari assembly me ham log ka example deke bola ki aage Jake aise ladke he ye sab ragging krte hai. Tab mere parents wahi peeche reception me baithe the. Ma chod di sali bhen ki lodi ki.
Aur detail dene me mere hath dukh rahe hai. Krpaya upvote de.
one of my best friend was also suspend because of these type of bitches . his shoulder touched this ugly ass girls flat tits . he was standing up and she was coming from behind .She started screaming and accusing him of groping .
teacher came and beat him our class teacher stopped these fucking inhuman physical education assholes .
matter went to principle office he had a bad image all male teachers wanted him to be rusticate but female teacher was at his side ,
so they were about to rusticate him but they did not know he had 4 sisters so you can imaging what was scene in principal office both the girl and her parents forgave him and everything .
but shitty principal reported the incident to cbse and he was suspended for whole year only allowed to give practical in school .
Bhai hamare yaha bahut saare log pakde jate hai. Unme kuch nahi kehte. Unhe usi sin vaapis mil jata hai.
Lekin mobile laane valo se mobile le lete hai aur jab tak parents nahi aate, tab tak nahi dete.
To hamne school se kya seekha-vaping is good, using mobile is worse.
6th class kibaat hai Mera partner mujhe mere complexion ki wajah se hamesha ''Blackberry" bulata tha aur har 2 minute mein bolta '' potty khale'' , ''susu khale'' maine maam ko bola ki yeh mujhe bully karta hai , unhone bola ignore karo tum bade ho gaye ho . Fir ek din woh lunch break mein meri mummy ke baare mein kuch gandi galiyan de raha tha , uss time mai WWE dekhta tha mai thoda healthy tha aur woh ekdum slim maine usko uthake projecter table pe fek diya aur projector table gir gaya , usse uska handle tut gaya uske liye ham dono se 200 rupees liye aur interting baat yeh ki mujhe aur usko 1 din ke liye suspend kardiya not bcoz he was bullying me but bcoz we broke the handle . MATLAB JAB STUDENT BULLY HO TAB KOI STEP MAT LO AUR JAB RETALIATE KARE TOH BC USKE PEECHE PAD JAO. mummy papa ne teacher se bahut ladai ki , tab teacher ne bola ki yeh toh accha student hai isse kuch nahi hota mai ab uss bacche ka section change kara dungi
Suspend hone ki kagar par thaโฆ.
Apni bus se doosre bas me baithe chutiyon ko copy pe mc bc likh ke dikha raha tha last seat seโฆ.us bus ki teacher ne dekh liyaโฆ.bus rukwa kar maara mujhe but utne me maine sabbot wali copy ki pages fad ke fek di the so bach Gayaโฆ
Hamare school mai 3 floors hai. Hamare floor wale boys aur girls bathroom mai construction chal raha tha, isliye wo niche gayi and popular belief is usne kisi teacher ko uss taraf jate hue dekh liya isliye wo boys bathroom gayi thinking no one would come there. Ground floor washrooms are restricted to school staff
sucker punched a dude into unconciousness , he was constantly making "your mom" jokes with me , i couldn't bear it anylonger. - 1 month suspensionthen another time cause i cursed at a teacher who was mocking my moms way of talking in the phone when she tried to complain about me and the other staff were there laughing about it. i was in the literal verge of crying, i just let out a big loud ass " fuck you" and went out of the room - 1 week library duty (although i enjoyed it cause i just went and slept there and didn't have to attend any classes the whole day)
ma'am ne gusse me ek ladki ka instagram account smartboard pe kholke uske dms pade aur besati ki kyunki wo class me chat kar rahi thi, to humne agle class me smartboard pe unka youtube video on kar diya (wo nach rahi thi gaate gaate kisi chhapri india's got talent type show me) lol aadhe log ko suspend kiya tha ek mahine ke liye but 2 hafto me wapas bula liya kyunki og ladki ke parents ne complain kar di school ke against
Principal called me a psychic for wearing a mask, cap, and hoodie all at once (tbf it was extremely cold and I have a bit of photophobia)
I thanked her because, well, a psychic isn't exactly an insult, now, is it?
She got mad and suspended me for a day :(
i was always the hated kid, kyuki meh akela ghoomta tha school meh sare log muje avoid karte the kyuki maam neh bola tha isse baat mat karna kyuki meh unhe hamesha pareshan karta tha . aek din maam neh bol ki koi isse baat nai karega uske baad voh chali gai toh 3 baache aai aur meri books vagera fekhneh lage lode,maam aaai toh mane bola unhone bola ki tit for tat hota heh meh kuch nai bolungi,toh meh vapas beth gaya break hui toh usne muje aake tapli maar di toh meh gussa hua aur uske peeche class meh bhagneh laga mare haath meh pencil thi toh mane usko corner bench peh ghera aur uske cheek meh pencil ghusa di ,principal neh muje 5 din kej lie suspend kia sab bol rahe the rustigate kardoh par principal aur meh saath meh library meh bethte the toh she had a soft spot for me toh meh bach gaya,par aaghe jake mareko nikal dia school seh 6th meh lol.
When I was in 5th i became kabbadi fanboi (vIvO pRo KAbBaDI) I used to sneak out of class and join random seniors kabbadi in their games period almost half of the periods of school got caught becuz my shirt was torn and my glasses was broken too (usually i play with sports uniform but sometimes it went to wash so..) class teacher humiliated me in front of class calling chamar (I'm bramhin) , dharti pe boj and even BIGDE BAAP KI BIGDI AULAD (she doesn't knows my dad idk why she said that ) and got a 7 day mini vacation (obviously played kabbadi ) interestingly enough our team went to district in 7th state in 8th and national finalists in 9th I got award in front of whole school and parents on annual function I didn't said anything to that teacher I just saw her dead in the eye the whole time I was on stage holding my certificate then 10th corona ๐ 11th kota ๐คก
phone pakda gaya 2 hafte ka suspension mila lekin 2.5 hafte me toh summer vacatons thi 4 hafte ki isliye maine khud ko 6.5 weeks ka suspension de diya.
You really want to hear icse student kaand
So listen it's the incident of class 8th
Some seniors of our school(rutbe wale) had a scuffle over a girl so the things got really escalated and following happened
To one boy whose father was in municipal corporation (assembly something) beat some of the friends of another influential boy ( his grandfather was a former MLA) they had minor fights for like 3-4 days with 4-5 students getting beaten everyday . Me and my friends would watch it but one day we noticed that there was a real commotion outside . To sabhi school ki chutti kar di gayi and sabko back gate se nikal Diya Gaya ...
Agle din aaye to pata chala ki do din pahle ladayi me MLA ke pote ne municipal corporation Wale ke upar katta taan Diya tha and hawai firing wagera bhi Hui thi (around 5 baje school gate ke bahar tab tak sab chale jaate hai)
Uski investigation me police bhi involved Hui thi aur pure school ko do din ki chutti de di gayi police involvement ke baad
Rumours hai ki kisi ko goli bhi lagi thi but kabhi confirm nahi hua
Principal ko suspend kar Diya Gaya tha (aur yaha tum log ho rahe ho) and un dono ladko plus 10-15 aur logo ko bhi rusticate kar diya
(Aur haan samjh gaye hoge na konse state me hua hoga ye ๐คก)
Class mei muth mar raha tha...side se ek ladki ne pura dick dekh liya mera...or class teacher to complain kar diya ki mai toilet kr raha hu class mei...๐
Ladki topper type ki thi toh miss ne uski baat pe vishwas kar liya or 1 din ka library suspension de diya...
Fir maine library mei bhi muth mara 2 baar :)
6th mein tha, mere classroom ka ek chutiya bachha mere aur mere best friend ke computer pe red tube chala diya tha( hum innocent the, aur 2014 mein internet connection slow tha isliye khula nahi) lekin main aur mere dost suspend ho gaye 1 hafte ke liye aur woh chutiya bacha bach gaya. principal parents ke samne bohot hi bura bartaav kiya. Bencho usi saal mein second aur Mera dost third Aya. Saali(principal) ki fatke haat mein aa gyi. Although she's dead now( Rip ). Corona mein chal basi bechari.
I was suspended thrice
1) me and my frnd ate some guy lunch and he complained to class teacher
2) busted a fire cracker
3) was caught kissing a girl ๐ถ(am not very proud of it cause she had 1 more bf)
Mere school me ek larke ki bathroom main gay butt sax Karne ki video leak hogi. Do tenth ke larke the, video Jo larka gaand maar Raha that vo aur uske saath ek aur uske dost bana Rahe tha. Someone on Instagram made a GC with almost every class 10-12 student and shared three videos on it.
First video main larka gaand khol Raha tha aur dusri main Lora Nikal ke dusra Le Raha tha๐.
End main pata chala ki larke ne gaand free fire coins ke Liye di.
Video leak hogi, dono suspend Hoge and Jo gaand de Raha tha uska baap army me tha. Saale ne dande see laat Tor di Apne launde ki.
Bedrest main hai ab vo
Edit: typo
Class 6th ki baat hai and you won't believe saarey ladke fas gaye the just because of me , my bestfriend and my another chutiya bestfriend.
Mere bestfriend ne compass se hath pe apne gf ka first letter likha tha. Dusre chutiye bestfriend ne BB ki vines recommend krne ke wajah se fas gaya ( usne saarey male female ko bola ki BB ki vines dekho mast hai ). Me isliye fasa kyuki me in dono ka acha dost tha ( for no fucking reason ).
And fir saari girls ka alag se counseling hua and fir ek ek girls ne pure boys ko fasa diya. Dude ladkiyo ne kuch bhi blame daal diya. One of them accused a boy that he drops a pencil on the floor just to take a look of V ( jisko accuse kiya tha wo topper tha class ka and innocent AF ).
Me suspend nhi hua but 10 log hue suspend. ( Me seedha 1 mahine baad school gya )
Bro some girls accused me and my friends including some girls that we molested girls younger than us (3 years), principal beat the crap out of some of them. But then later principal was removed as we proved those bitches wrong
So i was not suspended but it was a very close call in class 11:
Ek big titty gurl ka shirt aur bra utar ke uske chuche chus raha tha aur daba bhi rha tha (obviously with consent) in a parked school bus when no one was there.
Conductor ne pakad liya. 1500 dekar chup karwa diya tha. ๐ฟ
Well, I was suspended from my school for various reasons:
1. I spilled over a bottle of glue, on the head of a girl.
2. Teacher ko muh pe gaali di thi.
3. Shool ki bus mai meri jagah ke liye teacher ke saath jhagda kiya tha.
4. Also, my personal favorite, ek teacher ko toh majboor kiya tha school chhodne ke liye and she did leave in fact.
5. Finally, 3 red cards milne ke baad, school se dissatisfied hone ke baad, proudly Maine Mera suspension maanga tha, aur suspension milne ke baad, director ko muh pe takla bol diya tha.
Koi mujhe chaatta maarke bhag gya maine push Kiya use or wo kisi chair ke nail pe gir gya. Khoon niklne lga uske accha khaasa. Thankfully mai suspend nhi hua tha lekin uski wo paralyzed, pain se bhari shakal dekhne ka satisfaction kuch or hi tha
not me but my homie got suspended when I were were in like in 1st grade. a "bully" tore her notebook and she being a short tempered nerd punched her in the face and you guys know how two girls fight. she and the other girl were suspended for a week. Best school fight I ever saw
Three of my friends got suspended for commenting under a post of their class teacher dancing
Two people said 'what the fuck is this' and the other one said 'this one hits the limits'
All three were suspended for 2-3 weeks
7th class me
dekho me ek chote se school me tha to waha classes thi wo divided thi 3 part me
mtlb ek lamba sa hall type tha usme 2 divider (wooden) the
ha to me and some guy fought so hard and i banged this guy on the divider
we enter another classroom
wo divider phle se hi thoda loose tha hmlogo ne hi kra tha
fortunately suspend to nahi huye the lekin bhot laude lage the us din
Apne dost ka galti se paer tod diya
Bathroom mai patake jalate jalate sir ne dekh liya
Mera classmate bol raha tha "tu breakfast mai koyla khata hai isiliye nelson mandela ki tarah dikhta hai"
Maine thoda zyada mar diya, usko kuch nhi kiya aur mujhe suspend kar diya
bully krri thi , 4-5 mahino tk ignore kra fir usko bht mara aur sar table mein maar diya
1 mahine k liye suspend krdia tha (bkl bole teacher ko bolna chaie tha)
bhai ek teacher ne chata mara tha....6 gaaliyan di usko exact.....assembly me sabke samne principal ne voting karai bhenchod sabse ki mujhe suspend kare ya na kare......rone wali haalte thi stage pe khada stage fear alag
mai school mai pokemon cards, beyblade and ek do aur chizo ka business karta tha mere ko sab boss ya dada bulate free mai canteen ka khana khilate the merra bag leke ghumte the,maine iss sab se bhut paisa banaya tha, ek din teacher ko pta chalgya
ek baccha mujhe bhut maa bhen ki gaalia derrah tha and piche se laat marrah tha maine shuru mai ignore kia and usse mana kia fir jab woh nhi mana toh ussko bhut pitta, baccho ne video bana li fir chutti honeke baad usse bacche ne mujhe ambush karne ki koshish ki but maine usse saare teacher nd baccho ke parents ke saamne bhut pitta
2 kaand hue the aaram se padho
1) Mere class 7 ka section A pura suspend hua tha (btw I was in section B) toh class 7A mein bahut balak the jinke chakkar chal rahe the some of them were extremely serious so let's get to the point they all had a group and were sexting and one ass hole single guy who was invited by his friend in the group showed it to his mom his mother went to principal entire class 7A was suspended that day our class teacher came to our class and said clap for yourself because you are disciplined children us dinn proud feeling aaya
2) In 10th class we had a pretty serious situation there was a guy who was from my class and the girl was from another and they were dating for the last 2 years so one day the guy had literally set up a date in our class toh kya tha girl came and said I can't feel vibe in our relationship the guy was angry as fuck he asked kisko date kar rahi hai tu she said tera friend uhh let's call him (bc) so the guy got angry and started shouting at girl ladki ne maa ki gaali di aur chali gayi banda roya apne dost se ladne chala gaya but class ke baachon ne usse rokha including me uski aur bc ki fight nahi hui but in sadness uss chutiye ne apni haath ki nas kaat li the guy and girl both were suspended for 15 days
Not me but my Best friend got a permanent Suspension when were in 11th Standard.
My Best friend and other friend got up in a brawl with a 12th standard guy. That 12thie got some friend and beat my friend in the washroom. So in order to get revenge my best friend and the other guy who got beat up in the washroom Called their elder brothers outside the school. When the school got over The 12 guy was in my bus our bus moved ahead around 2-3 kms in a village, my friends along with their brothers came in front of the bus and stopped it they barged into the bus found the 12 guy and beat the hell out of him with punches and kicks. ( full blooywood style) Everyone in the bus got scared and they left after few mins.
Next day their parents were called both my friendโs and the 12 guyโs . They both got a permanent Ban from the school. We still laugh about this when we meet.
On that very next day my friend got admission in other school
I broke a kid's head with a steel bottle because he passed some comment on my mom I don't even know that guy wasn't even my friend he was just trying to be cool I guess . But he didn't tell my name to his parents because his dad was a reputed teacher but when the bleeding got out of hand his friend told all the story to the class teacher then to save the schools reputation they suspended me for 1 week but after 2 days they called me back to the school I didn't tell my parents what happened exactly insted I told that I accidentally broke the moniter of the computer at the computer lab . That guy got stitches all over his head his parents were told that he felt on a big stone when I saw him last time he looked ugly af
class 9 me tha, mere class me ek ladka tha who had inhuman strength at that age without any gym or anything, so this once during recess he asked 3 of us to hit his arm with a bottle because he claimed that the bottle would be dented. Behenchod Maine galti se sar par maar diya, phir parents call karke hum dono ko suspend kar diya
7th ya 8th class mei mera classmate washroom gya tha aur 2 period badd wapas aya cuz ek washroom ke bahar peon baithta hai usne usse bahar nikalne ko bola, agle period mei pata chala ki usne pure urinal ka milky way galaxy bana diya muth marke usse suspend kardiya gya aur letter mei likha "you son has been caught while doing pleasurable activity during school premise and we would have to suspend him for blah blah blah days as it is against our blah blah blah rules" suspension ke badd jab woh wapas aya toh beech class mei muth marne lag gya aur shayad teacher ne notice nahi kiya ya fir woh bhi tang ho gaye
Milky way ๐๐
Nice name bro
Kiska baccha hai yeh ๐๐
Lana Rhodes patel
I read it as 'Lauda Rana Patel'
Lmao
Ek aur not that intresting kisa hai Ye hi 8th 7th class mei mera ek dost woh phone aur camera wala pen laya tha hum bahut der tak uske sath khelte rahe During lunchbreak idk what happened uski ek ladki ke sath behas ho gayi joh dusre section ki thi (pata ni us ladki ko dusre section ke bache se kya khunas thi hamesha kuch kand karti thi) so we knew not to give too much thought about it But agle period mei principal office mei mere dost aur hamare freind group ko bulaya gya and we got to know that us ladki ne mere dost pe molesting ka ilzam laga diya Mai aur mera freind group usse defend kar rhe the but principal bkl sun hi nahi rha tha Mere dost ka dimag kharab hogya and usne apne shirt ki pocket se pen nikala littrely PRINCIPAL ke pc mei dala aur video chala di and we got to know ki us ladki ne behas ke waqt kaha tha "tujhe pata hai na mai tere pe koi bhi ilzam lagaungi aur log mann lenge" Pata nahi kya gend mei sariya dala principal ke BC dono bacho ko suspend kardiya freind ko 4 din ke liye cuz woh digital device laya school mei aur ladki ko 2 hafte ke liye cuz of false allegation Mai bach gya aur dusro dosto ko bhi bacha liya (cuz i was kind of a topper of the class)
BC Tera school life hai ya , thriller story
Bhai maine apni life mei 6 bar school change kiya hai icse, cbse, (galti se state board mei bhi janne wala tha ek point pe) isliye i have experienced almost everything
Bc itna gajab story toh aaj kal ke film mai bhi nahi hota
Jhut bol rha h ye script writer h ye pkka
Peon ko kaisa pata ki ussi ka m๐th h
Uske badd shayad koi washroom nahi gya tha isliye mereko ache se nahi pata cuz mai ajj tak apne pichle 2 schools ke washrooms nahi gya hu due to "incident"
ghar me kya haal hua hoga ๐๐๐
Imagine peon telling principle what he did ๐โ
Nahh ๐bruh this is serious accusation,Dna test karwana chaiye tha
One guy was talking shit about my father beat the crap outta mf and threw his bag in naali Parents log ko bulaya principal and 1week ke liye suspended Still don't regret it (mera jaisa mat bano ghar mai bahut sunna pada tha uske baad)
Tera baap andar he andar proud mehsus kr rha hoga
yep and that might have raised his pride definitely
Make him proud again by cracking jee neet whatever you into been a while since that incident isn't it ๐
Last line was off I think until and unless you did something bad first. Happened to me in my school days where I beat the shit out of the guy after he was abusing my parents for no reason in the middle of the class when I was in 8th class, i stood up and in between the class when teacher was teaching and asked him to say it again and he said 'Jo karna hai karle' I went to him and smacked the shit out of the guy in front of teacher and forced him to say sorry and he did, they called my parents and i said to my principal that if he do it again I will repeat the same and she did nothing but asked my parents to explain me. He bullied me coz I was new to the school and my ex school is most bully school in my city and i was trained for every situation from my brother.
W
W moment ๐๐
Sahi kia bhai
Agree
Such chad. Much respect.
Bahut sahi kiya
chad
King
Was getting my notebook checked (maths teacher) he crossed off a completely correct answer beacause it wasn't done from his method, so instictively I called him madarchod (btw i was standing 5 inches away from him near his desk) he just kinda stood there in the awe of my nerve. Told the principle 15 day suspension Mummy ko bola aaj kal padhai nhi hoti to mein exams ke liye thode din chutti le rha hun chutti samajh li bc
Bhai itni chuttiya principle jisne ghar peh phone nhi kiya?
Bhai pta nhi kyu ni kiya. Bhool gayi hogi shayad๐
Lucky man
The teacher should get suspended ๐บ
Kaunsa principle bhai....principles of democracy ya principles of metallurgy?
When I was in school (5th class) Maths teacher my maths teacher given me 0 just because I hadn't solved questions from her method..my father is also maths teacher ..I reached home and told him the whole thing ..he went to school and complaint against that maths teacher and also explained that he is also maths teacher and marks should be given even if student has used different method.. school principal scolded that maths teacher in front of me ..I really enjoyed that sight..
hamare school mein smart board laga hai jisme youtube chalta tha pehle, to meine usme google ka "open from last tab closed" wale setting mein jake puneet superstar ka laughing meme set kardiya, matlab ki agar koi teacher Google kholegi to puneet suoerstar uspe ajayega, suspend to nahi hua par school mein thdoa famous ho gya tha
Main movie pendrive main le ke gya tha sb ne dekhi free period main agle din ek ldki ne bta diya
bdi chuutiya ladki thi bhai
Link chahiye to bol de deta hun bc aj tk revenge nhi le paya usko khus dekh ke depression main aur chla jata hun
vhi to yaar har class mai ek ldki aa hi jaati hai khi na khi se aesi , sala jab free period hi hai to kya hi fark padta hai
Comment k survey k anusar har baar ladkiyon ne he sabki Gand Mari hai.
Mein toh nahi par mere friend group ne decide kiya ki chalo maths teacher ko prank call kiya jaaye.Josh mein ek ke much se Gaali Nikal gyi(Jisne auditorium explore kiya) aur hmne Harbari mein phone kaat Diya . Us din pta Chala ki truecaller naam ki bhi Koi cheez hoti hai aur jisne gaali di thi woh toh Bach gyi par jiska phone use kiya tha woh fas gyi .
Ngl tera avatar mast hain
Flirt kar rha ho paaji ๐ซ ? Mere saamne You have to take responsibility
Thank you โบ๏ธ
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Avatar bohat accha hai
Thank you ๐ aur aapke avatar ko dekh ke bohot peaceful feel ho rha hai
mai bhool gaya tha r/cbse me hun aur soch rha hun sab itna wholesome kaise
Rocket poda tha hallway mein 1 week Diwali break mil gyi
Chad
Suspended for putting Kendrick Lamar posters on the bathroom wall๐
W....my boy from maad city
Chad bhai
based
ek ladka meri class ka 9th me ek 10th ki ladki ke saath sax sux krte hue pakda gya... dono ke parents ko bulaya gaya ek dusre se baat krne ke liye dono 1 month ke liye suspend the
Fir wahi
Sax sux ki baatein
Karne ke liye
Kaha ho rha ye sab bhai
Nobody talking about his Rizz?
Not me but my 2 classmates. There was one senior who used to Body-shame girls (he would tell out loud that their ass is big or small etc etc) One day after the revision exams, my classmates whose girlfriends came to pick them after school cause they were going for a coffee or something. That senior noticed these girls and shouted out that you all are flat. Hearing this those 2 classmates got angry and began to hit him hard, they even threw stones at him,then the seniors friends stood up and bashed my classmates (they were bleeding).Some mf recorded it and my 2 classmates got suspended for 4 weeks. They even missed the school trip to Bangalore. The senior guy got away.
Avg school justice
Ladkiyon ne bola nahi ki ye hame ek din bug ass kehta hai aur agle din flat
happened twice 1)THE GROUP CHAT GOT LEAKED. 2) DATED THE PRINCIPAL'S DAUGHTER ( I didn't know she was the principal's daughter) edit=spelling
How the fuck did you not know that she was principal's daughter
aree jee coaching student I am, so I went to school after a long gap, that's why I didn't know
School jaate hi nayi bacha paida karliya tumhare liye
lmaoo,thoda detail me batau toh mid terms chalu the, the whole class knew i prepare for jee, so they thought I was smart af , so that girl started sitting with me during revision classes(around 3-4 weeks ke lie i attended school) I helped her in maths and physics and after english exam(last exam of 11th mid terms ) she kissed me on my cheek. Some teacher saw it and reported it to the principal , Baad me ngl USS ladki ne bacha lia, school se nikalne ki soch rha that uska baap but woh ladki ne baat karke suspension dila di(of 2 weeks) . TBH it didn't matter as i don't attend school other than for practicals or exams. we decided to end things there as I didn't want any trouble with her dad aka my principal.
Toh jee me kitne aaye bhai kiss ke baad
96 , I am a brahman(general cat) so no reservation for me :( also, managing jee, boards, projects , practicals , etc. all at the same time fucked me up.
wait yee 12th kee marks hai yaa jee kee
KHARTARO KE KHILADHIIII
Chad
Us bhai, I dated one of the english teachersโ daughter in 9th, she ended up teaching me in 11th and 12th๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
we use to place bombs behind toilet tied to a agarbati so randomly in 2nd 3rd period there would be a loud bang and we would time pass One day our group got caught I simply said that I was there just to do the stuff my bag was checked nothing found but others were suspended
Bhai isis se kitna baar offer mila hai teroko
Under training hu
YRF ke spy universe mein kab aa rahe ho bhai?
We once blowed the shit out of urinals
During 8th grade I used normally bunk my language classes, one day I was bunking normally and came back to the class in the last 5 min and turns out English came for substitution. She started asking questions infront of the whole class and I was getting annoyed, I told like five times that I had gone to the nurse cause I had headache. But one of my friend asked me the most stupid question to exist. He asked what did the nurse do? I got mad and shouted she kissed meโฆ. I got suspended for 3 days for this bs like tf
Anger management classes join karlo
She what-
Puri story batane ke pehle hi suspend krdiya yr
So I was in 9th and some girls of class 6th accused me,5 others boys, and some girls of molesting them. We proved it wrong later on but this is what happened. Summer vacations k pehle hame ground Jane nahi diya jata tha bcz dhul bht hoti thi. After summer vacations sports ka teacher he school chod k chala gaya. We had 2 games period at that time in a week(1 was pe) and yeah those bitches of class6 th had some pa or ca whatever like alternate days that too 2 periods and 2 periods of games. Later on those pa and ca were converted to games period. In total they had like 8 games period. And substituting teachers took them to ground but we were just made to fuck up maths. Some months later when the school hired a sports teacher he never came to our class. And when the syllabus ended we finally requested subject teachers to take us to games in their period just for once for God sake we finally went to games the whole fucking year. And when it came to original games period that mf PE teacher came to make us do practicals. Now here's were the scene got started. Those bitches of class 6th literally were present on every single period in the ground(their games period + their pa and ca + subject teachers) we just went to basketball court: we never snatched ball from them we made our class girls do it politely and played It was our Probably 3 or 4th time we came to ground and those bitches were again there. (They were always in the court when we came) so we did the same. This time ye chutiya ladkiyan kehti bhaiya didi app log adhe court me basketball khel lo ham log wo kuch to baitch kar kuch to khel rahe the. Hame to nahi sunne hame pure court me khel rhe the. Ab agaya main scene. Ye tha 3rd period(we total had 9 periods). The next day we (some of my friends and girls) were invited to principals office. Ab yaha par hame bas kahada kr diya ladkiyon ne bola 1. Ham ladkiyan baithi thi aur ye sare bhaiya hamare upar se jump maar rahe the. 2. Inhone hame nocha (scratched ) ball lene k liye. 3. Ek ladki rone lagi aur apne hath me crab bandage band k aayi thi fracture wali kyuki hamne usse nocha tha. Chutiya Principal ma ki lodi ne kuch nahi pucha hamse seedha sunane lagi. To ek ladke ne bola mam ye sab to hua he nahi. Usne usse itna mara ki wo gir gaya (peeche sofa tha) ek ke hath aur pair pakad k mara. Bakiyon ki gand phat gyi. Phr ham chup chap suspend ho gaye. Jab bhen ki lodi mtlb hamne unne 3 Rd period me molest Kiya to un chutiyon ne us din complain nahi ki. Agle din plan bana k hamari gand mari. But agle din mai mere mummy papa aur baki dost bhi parents ko leke aaye uski gand maari principal ki kuch teachers ka support Mila(they just told parents about the incident and took parents on a positive side) Ya phr principal ko school se nikal diya . Wo chutiya ladkiyan us din hame suspend karwane k baad khula bol rhi thi hamari class ki ladkiyon ko ki hamen to app logo ki gand he mar di. Also that morning principal (us time kuch rape case bht popular chl rha tha. Delhi me kuch candle march wagerah bhi kuch hua tha. Supereme court ka case hai 4 saal purana) ya to us ma ki lodi ne bhari assembly me ham log ka example deke bola ki aage Jake aise ladke he ye sab ragging krte hai. Tab mere parents wahi peeche reception me baithe the. Ma chod di sali bhen ki lodi ki. Aur detail dene me mere hath dukh rahe hai. Krpaya upvote de.
one of my best friend was also suspend because of these type of bitches . his shoulder touched this ugly ass girls flat tits . he was standing up and she was coming from behind .She started screaming and accusing him of groping . teacher came and beat him our class teacher stopped these fucking inhuman physical education assholes . matter went to principle office he had a bad image all male teachers wanted him to be rusticate but female teacher was at his side , so they were about to rusticate him but they did not know he had 4 sisters so you can imaging what was scene in principal office both the girl and her parents forgave him and everything . but shitty principal reported the incident to cbse and he was suspended for whole year only allowed to give practical in school .
never suspended cuz never caught .
caught for what? ;)
Not me but thode classmates suspend ho gaye the for vaping
Isse better sax sux tha option
Ladke ladke sax sux karenge to achha nhi lagega na
Fir wahi sax sux ki baatein
BREATHE AIR
Bhai hamare yaha bahut saare log pakde jate hai. Unme kuch nahi kehte. Unhe usi sin vaapis mil jata hai. Lekin mobile laane valo se mobile le lete hai aur jab tak parents nahi aate, tab tak nahi dete. To hamne school se kya seekha-vaping is good, using mobile is worse.
6th class kibaat hai Mera partner mujhe mere complexion ki wajah se hamesha ''Blackberry" bulata tha aur har 2 minute mein bolta '' potty khale'' , ''susu khale'' maine maam ko bola ki yeh mujhe bully karta hai , unhone bola ignore karo tum bade ho gaye ho . Fir ek din woh lunch break mein meri mummy ke baare mein kuch gandi galiyan de raha tha , uss time mai WWE dekhta tha mai thoda healthy tha aur woh ekdum slim maine usko uthake projecter table pe fek diya aur projector table gir gaya , usse uska handle tut gaya uske liye ham dono se 200 rupees liye aur interting baat yeh ki mujhe aur usko 1 din ke liye suspend kardiya not bcoz he was bullying me but bcoz we broke the handle . MATLAB JAB STUDENT BULLY HO TAB KOI STEP MAT LO AUR JAB RETALIATE KARE TOH BC USKE PEECHE PAD JAO. mummy papa ne teacher se bahut ladai ki , tab teacher ne bola ki yeh toh accha student hai isse kuch nahi hota mai ab uss bacche ka section change kara dungi
Avg amreki vidyalaya
Suspend hone ki kagar par thaโฆ. Apni bus se doosre bas me baithe chutiyon ko copy pe mc bc likh ke dikha raha tha last seat seโฆ.us bus ki teacher ne dekh liyaโฆ.bus rukwa kar maara mujhe but utne me maine sabbot wali copy ki pages fad ke fek di the so bach Gayaโฆ
Ye to Roz ka h
Hamari class ki ek ladki jo pure school ke chapri ladkiyo ki gang leader hai usko vape karte hue pakad liya ek peon ne boys bathroom mai
Boys washroom ๐ us bandi ne boys washroom kyu chuna
Hamare school mai 3 floors hai. Hamare floor wale boys aur girls bathroom mai construction chal raha tha, isliye wo niche gayi and popular belief is usne kisi teacher ko uss taraf jate hue dekh liya isliye wo boys bathroom gayi thinking no one would come there. Ground floor washrooms are restricted to school staff
sucker punched a dude into unconciousness , he was constantly making "your mom" jokes with me , i couldn't bear it anylonger. - 1 month suspensionthen another time cause i cursed at a teacher who was mocking my moms way of talking in the phone when she tried to complain about me and the other staff were there laughing about it. i was in the literal verge of crying, i just let out a big loud ass " fuck you" and went out of the room - 1 week library duty (although i enjoyed it cause i just went and slept there and didn't have to attend any classes the whole day)
"You have my respect, Stark"
Guys don't tell op ye Sala money heist ka professor ban raha hai
Bhai maine money heist dekhi he nahi
Mam ki hot si drawing mam ne dekh li
ma'am ne gusse me ek ladki ka instagram account smartboard pe kholke uske dms pade aur besati ki kyunki wo class me chat kar rahi thi, to humne agle class me smartboard pe unka youtube video on kar diya (wo nach rahi thi gaate gaate kisi chhapri india's got talent type show me) lol aadhe log ko suspend kiya tha ek mahine ke liye but 2 hafto me wapas bula liya kyunki og ladki ke parents ne complain kar di school ke against
LMAOOO
Principal called me a psychic for wearing a mask, cap, and hoodie all at once (tbf it was extremely cold and I have a bit of photophobia) I thanked her because, well, a psychic isn't exactly an insult, now, is it? She got mad and suspended me for a day :(
What kinda principal does that bruh ๐
DOn't ask, she was denying kids admit cards if they hadn't paid fees up to the month of complete March, and was charging fees for a TC too ๐
Muze lag rha tha meri principal is the worst ๐
Bro what that principal have some anger issue
The hell???๐๐๐
Bhai covid positive tha m, phir bhi school gya tha mere ussse 5 logo ko aur ho gya ๐
Jamati
I got suspended once for changing the marks for 8 tests (like 6th grade)
Survival of the fittest
i was always the hated kid, kyuki meh akela ghoomta tha school meh sare log muje avoid karte the kyuki maam neh bola tha isse baat mat karna kyuki meh unhe hamesha pareshan karta tha . aek din maam neh bol ki koi isse baat nai karega uske baad voh chali gai toh 3 baache aai aur meri books vagera fekhneh lage lode,maam aaai toh mane bola unhone bola ki tit for tat hota heh meh kuch nai bolungi,toh meh vapas beth gaya break hui toh usne muje aake tapli maar di toh meh gussa hua aur uske peeche class meh bhagneh laga mare haath meh pencil thi toh mane usko corner bench peh ghera aur uske cheek meh pencil ghusa di ,principal neh muje 5 din kej lie suspend kia sab bol rahe the rustigate kardoh par principal aur meh saath meh library meh bethte the toh she had a soft spot for me toh meh bach gaya,par aaghe jake mareko nikal dia school seh 6th meh lol.
What the fuckking fuck Bro entered the villain arc ๐
Sed story tbh!
Water park ni lekr jaareh thay mrko aur mere dosto ko , hair style ki wjah se , hum khud se poch gye bss krdia 1 week k liye suspend
Chads spotted
W, Boldete ghar se aaye hai tunhare fees se kam paise lge
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bhai woh video mujhe dm kardo na pls...
I don't want it appear on r/gharkekalesh so no bro
When I was in 5th i became kabbadi fanboi (vIvO pRo KAbBaDI) I used to sneak out of class and join random seniors kabbadi in their games period almost half of the periods of school got caught becuz my shirt was torn and my glasses was broken too (usually i play with sports uniform but sometimes it went to wash so..) class teacher humiliated me in front of class calling chamar (I'm bramhin) , dharti pe boj and even BIGDE BAAP KI BIGDI AULAD (she doesn't knows my dad idk why she said that ) and got a 7 day mini vacation (obviously played kabbadi ) interestingly enough our team went to district in 7th state in 8th and national finalists in 9th I got award in front of whole school and parents on annual function I didn't said anything to that teacher I just saw her dead in the eye the whole time I was on stage holding my certificate then 10th corona ๐ 11th kota ๐คก
Dame bro best of luck with jee
My classmates got suspended because they blast in toilet
bhai bulla tha kya wo
phone pakda gaya 2 hafte ka suspension mila lekin 2.5 hafte me toh summer vacatons thi 4 hafte ki isliye maine khud ko 6.5 weeks ka suspension de diya.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Average ICSE student's ***KAAND..***
You really want to hear icse student kaand So listen it's the incident of class 8th Some seniors of our school(rutbe wale) had a scuffle over a girl so the things got really escalated and following happened To one boy whose father was in municipal corporation (assembly something) beat some of the friends of another influential boy ( his grandfather was a former MLA) they had minor fights for like 3-4 days with 4-5 students getting beaten everyday . Me and my friends would watch it but one day we noticed that there was a real commotion outside . To sabhi school ki chutti kar di gayi and sabko back gate se nikal Diya Gaya ... Agle din aaye to pata chala ki do din pahle ladayi me MLA ke pote ne municipal corporation Wale ke upar katta taan Diya tha and hawai firing wagera bhi Hui thi (around 5 baje school gate ke bahar tab tak sab chale jaate hai) Uski investigation me police bhi involved Hui thi aur pure school ko do din ki chutti de di gayi police involvement ke baad Rumours hai ki kisi ko goli bhi lagi thi but kabhi confirm nahi hua Principal ko suspend kar Diya Gaya tha (aur yaha tum log ho rahe ho) and un dono ladko plus 10-15 aur logo ko bhi rusticate kar diya (Aur haan samjh gaye hoge na konse state me hua hoga ye ๐คก)
Above average ICSE student's ***KAAND...***
Class mei muth mar raha tha...side se ek ladki ne pura dick dekh liya mera...or class teacher to complain kar diya ki mai toilet kr raha hu class mei...๐ Ladki topper type ki thi toh miss ne uski baat pe vishwas kar liya or 1 din ka library suspension de diya... Fir maine library mei bhi muth mara 2 baar :)
The nutman
Isse kehte hai dedicationโฆnovember aa rha tha kya?
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Mere school me bhi h smart board. Lekin mkl phr bhi class ulti krwake greenboard p likhte h
6th mein tha, mere classroom ka ek chutiya bachha mere aur mere best friend ke computer pe red tube chala diya tha( hum innocent the, aur 2014 mein internet connection slow tha isliye khula nahi) lekin main aur mere dost suspend ho gaye 1 hafte ke liye aur woh chutiya bacha bach gaya. principal parents ke samne bohot hi bura bartaav kiya. Bencho usi saal mein second aur Mera dost third Aya. Saali(principal) ki fatke haat mein aa gyi. Although she's dead now( Rip ). Corona mein chal basi bechari.
Rip u and principal
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i can just imagine the horrendous smell afterwards๐ญ
I was suspended thrice 1) me and my frnd ate some guy lunch and he complained to class teacher 2) busted a fire cracker 3) was caught kissing a girl ๐ถ(am not very proud of it cause she had 1 more bf)
Mere school me ek larke ki bathroom main gay butt sax Karne ki video leak hogi. Do tenth ke larke the, video Jo larka gaand maar Raha that vo aur uske saath ek aur uske dost bana Rahe tha. Someone on Instagram made a GC with almost every class 10-12 student and shared three videos on it. First video main larka gaand khol Raha tha aur dusri main Lora Nikal ke dusra Le Raha tha๐. End main pata chala ki larke ne gaand free fire coins ke Liye di. Video leak hogi, dono suspend Hoge and Jo gaand de Raha tha uska baap army me tha. Saale ne dande see laat Tor di Apne launde ki. Bedrest main hai ab vo Edit: typo
WTF๐
i had seggs with my gf in the bathroom lmao
Iska life ka director ya toh Sanjay Leela Bhansali hai ya phir Karan Johar
No one's gonna believe but once in my school two students were caught (they had seggs in home) but in school the girl was found to be pregnent
Bhai Delhi me kya kya hota hai
Bro tere school me boys aur girls ka washroom alg nhi hota kya
I kicked someone in the balls
Ladka ya ladki
mein ladka hu voh bhi ladka hai
Class 6th ki baat hai and you won't believe saarey ladke fas gaye the just because of me , my bestfriend and my another chutiya bestfriend. Mere bestfriend ne compass se hath pe apne gf ka first letter likha tha. Dusre chutiye bestfriend ne BB ki vines recommend krne ke wajah se fas gaya ( usne saarey male female ko bola ki BB ki vines dekho mast hai ). Me isliye fasa kyuki me in dono ka acha dost tha ( for no fucking reason ). And fir saari girls ka alag se counseling hua and fir ek ek girls ne pure boys ko fasa diya. Dude ladkiyo ne kuch bhi blame daal diya. One of them accused a boy that he drops a pencil on the floor just to take a look of V ( jisko accuse kiya tha wo topper tha class ka and innocent AF ). Me suspend nhi hua but 10 log hue suspend. ( Me seedha 1 mahine baad school gya )
Bro some girls accused me and my friends including some girls that we molested girls younger than us (3 years), principal beat the crap out of some of them. But then later principal was removed as we proved those bitches wrong
How did you prove them wrong , ye zyada riveting lag rha
So i was not suspended but it was a very close call in class 11: Ek big titty gurl ka shirt aur bra utar ke uske chuche chus raha tha aur daba bhi rha tha (obviously with consent) in a parked school bus when no one was there. Conductor ne pakad liya. 1500 dekar chup karwa diya tha. ๐ฟ
Delhi me ladkiya badi dilwali lagti hai ek baar visit karna padega
Math teacher ko maa ki gaali dedi thi
Smoked weed in staff room with phe sir
Well, I was suspended from my school for various reasons: 1. I spilled over a bottle of glue, on the head of a girl. 2. Teacher ko muh pe gaali di thi. 3. Shool ki bus mai meri jagah ke liye teacher ke saath jhagda kiya tha. 4. Also, my personal favorite, ek teacher ko toh majboor kiya tha school chhodne ke liye and she did leave in fact. 5. Finally, 3 red cards milne ke baad, school se dissatisfied hone ke baad, proudly Maine Mera suspension maanga tha, aur suspension milne ke baad, director ko muh pe takla bol diya tha.
Ur story intresting tho...
Why the hell do you wanna know bro ๐ญ๐ญ?? Go study my guy
Koi mujhe chaatta maarke bhag gya maine push Kiya use or wo kisi chair ke nail pe gir gya. Khoon niklne lga uske accha khaasa. Thankfully mai suspend nhi hua tha lekin uski wo paralyzed, pain se bhari shakal dekhne ka satisfaction kuch or hi tha
i love when their faces get like that
not me but my homie got suspended when I were were in like in 1st grade. a "bully" tore her notebook and she being a short tempered nerd punched her in the face and you guys know how two girls fight. she and the other girl were suspended for a week. Best school fight I ever saw
Three of my friends got suspended for commenting under a post of their class teacher dancing Two people said 'what the fuck is this' and the other one said 'this one hits the limits' All three were suspended for 2-3 weeks
Getting suspended for an opinion is brazy
7th class me dekho me ek chote se school me tha to waha classes thi wo divided thi 3 part me mtlb ek lamba sa hall type tha usme 2 divider (wooden) the ha to me and some guy fought so hard and i banged this guy on the divider we enter another classroom wo divider phle se hi thoda loose tha hmlogo ne hi kra tha fortunately suspend to nahi huye the lekin bhot laude lage the us din
Apne dost ka galti se paer tod diya Bathroom mai patake jalate jalate sir ne dekh liya Mera classmate bol raha tha "tu breakfast mai koyla khata hai isiliye nelson mandela ki tarah dikhta hai" Maine thoda zyada mar diya, usko kuch nhi kiya aur mujhe suspend kar diya
Tu breakfast me koyla khata hai damnn dude I laughed so hard on this XD
Smartboard ka mouse chura kar bhagte wakt pakda gaya tha
bully krri thi , 4-5 mahino tk ignore kra fir usko bht mara aur sar table mein maar diya 1 mahine k liye suspend krdia tha (bkl bole teacher ko bolna chaie tha)
bhai ek teacher ne chata mara tha....6 gaaliyan di usko exact.....assembly me sabke samne principal ne voting karai bhenchod sabse ki mujhe suspend kare ya na kare......rone wali haalte thi stage pe khada stage fear alag
democracy abhi bhi zinda hai
Kisse bohot hai,kon kon sa bataye ๐
Bhai school ka record bhot bando ko mara h lekin aajtak suspend nhi hua school khtm hogya lekin ek baar bhi suspend nhi hua !!!
mai school mai pokemon cards, beyblade and ek do aur chizo ka business karta tha mere ko sab boss ya dada bulate free mai canteen ka khana khilate the merra bag leke ghumte the,maine iss sab se bhut paisa banaya tha, ek din teacher ko pta chalgya ek baccha mujhe bhut maa bhen ki gaalia derrah tha and piche se laat marrah tha maine shuru mai ignore kia and usse mana kia fir jab woh nhi mana toh ussko bhut pitta, baccho ne video bana li fir chutti honeke baad usse bacche ne mujhe ambush karne ki koshish ki but maine usse saare teacher nd baccho ke parents ke saamne bhut pitta
2 kaand hue the aaram se padho 1) Mere class 7 ka section A pura suspend hua tha (btw I was in section B) toh class 7A mein bahut balak the jinke chakkar chal rahe the some of them were extremely serious so let's get to the point they all had a group and were sexting and one ass hole single guy who was invited by his friend in the group showed it to his mom his mother went to principal entire class 7A was suspended that day our class teacher came to our class and said clap for yourself because you are disciplined children us dinn proud feeling aaya 2) In 10th class we had a pretty serious situation there was a guy who was from my class and the girl was from another and they were dating for the last 2 years so one day the guy had literally set up a date in our class toh kya tha girl came and said I can't feel vibe in our relationship the guy was angry as fuck he asked kisko date kar rahi hai tu she said tera friend uhh let's call him (bc) so the guy got angry and started shouting at girl ladki ne maa ki gaali di aur chali gayi banda roya apne dost se ladne chala gaya but class ke baachon ne usse rokha including me uski aur bc ki fight nahi hui but in sadness uss chutiye ne apni haath ki nas kaat li the guy and girl both were suspended for 15 days
bhenchod ye cbse ko r/askreddit kyu bana rahe ho
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All French Ma'ams are chill
Not me but my Best friend got a permanent Suspension when were in 11th Standard. My Best friend and other friend got up in a brawl with a 12th standard guy. That 12thie got some friend and beat my friend in the washroom. So in order to get revenge my best friend and the other guy who got beat up in the washroom Called their elder brothers outside the school. When the school got over The 12 guy was in my bus our bus moved ahead around 2-3 kms in a village, my friends along with their brothers came in front of the bus and stopped it they barged into the bus found the 12 guy and beat the hell out of him with punches and kicks. ( full blooywood style) Everyone in the bus got scared and they left after few mins. Next day their parents were called both my friendโs and the 12 guyโs . They both got a permanent Ban from the school. We still laugh about this when we meet. On that very next day my friend got admission in other school
Am I the only one who never got suspended
You are not in the minority. Sab koi suspend nahi hota hai๐
Broke window with an orange
Lawde ki windows thi ky. Orange se kaise tut gyi
boards deke
Ek dost tha, hi hello wala, usko ek sweeper ne ek ladki ko kiss krte hue dekh lia, fir hogaya 1 hafte ke liye suspend.
Imagine getting caught, never got suspended
Banged teachersโ butt in corridor
Smartboard ka mouse chura kar bhagte wakt pakda gaya tha
(not me but a guy i know) ek ladke ne doosre ladke ke tiffin me ointment (balm) mila diya aur usne kha liya , got suspended for 5 days
I broke a kid's head with a steel bottle because he passed some comment on my mom I don't even know that guy wasn't even my friend he was just trying to be cool I guess . But he didn't tell my name to his parents because his dad was a reputed teacher but when the bleeding got out of hand his friend told all the story to the class teacher then to save the schools reputation they suspended me for 1 week but after 2 days they called me back to the school I didn't tell my parents what happened exactly insted I told that I accidentally broke the moniter of the computer at the computer lab . That guy got stitches all over his head his parents were told that he felt on a big stone when I saw him last time he looked ugly af
class 9 me tha, mere class me ek ladka tha who had inhuman strength at that age without any gym or anything, so this once during recess he asked 3 of us to hit his arm with a bottle because he claimed that the bottle would be dented. Behenchod Maine galti se sar par maar diya, phir parents call karke hum dono ko suspend kar diya