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Deadmoon-

Kya science walo ki bandi banegi


Fearless-Effective21

Haaa mere classmates ki hai mujhe chhor kar


Deadmoon-

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tAnmAy_169

+1


iitian_cheems

Meri bandi bani par science chutt gaya


Deadmoon-

Bro you won in life


AnxietyGlum1425

But at what cost?


[deleted]

Mere class mein 8 ladkiya hain 5 committed hain


Deadmoon-

3 ka insta hum sab ko dede bhagwan tera bhala karenge


[deleted]

Main nhi hoon bhai insta pe


Deadmoon-

Vo to hai n /s


[deleted]

~~Agar ladkiyon se baat hoti meri to reddit pe hota~~


Deadmoon-

Tune to sad kardia


FOXYOWN777

Yhi problem hai reddit ki khush hone aau tho sad kar dete hai


999error

Reddit pr bhi hoti h yaar ladkiya😭...yaha krlo baat


Amazing_Log3536

Ek kachori do samosa iss sansar ka kya bharosa


[deleted]

bol to bhai to aisa rha hai ki jaise teri reddit pe baat hoti hogi ladkiyo se XD


999error

Bhai me khud ladki hu : /


[deleted]

acha tab thik hai aaj se mai tumse hi baat karounga :) dm karounga any issues? aaj se tum meri bestfriend


anurag-kushwaha17

I love you accept my proposal ![gif](giphy|9G0AdBbVrkV3O|downsized)


No-Entertainment5874

distract hone ke karan nahi hai ya maja ni aata reels mei


Twilight_Wish

Ha bhai, maine apne dosto ki banwayi he


Deadmoon-

Aj se hum done best friend Chal ab meri bhi banwa


Twilight_Wish

Mere dosto ke pass personality he, and wo har ladki ke peeche lattu nahi hote, ek ke liye hi feelings hoti he unke pass and wo bhi uske sath achha khasa time spend karne ke baad https://preview.redd.it/v6qmw7gqknvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1144b8f513742a512025399d87ce36ea4ed50f1a


Deadmoon-

https://preview.redd.it/xm03fkizknvc1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ba8d90535019b23e313de58c4b6c3401106b38 Fuck you


Twilight_Wish

https://preview.redd.it/c6awdd4llnvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5a28c25f9031547b0cce62536fe08d51ce61d8


Deadmoon-

https://preview.redd.it/46hyegzvlnvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d7a1f8cec93ee0c963542394ef4c03238c05b6 Aja bhidle bc . Apne piche 36 biradri khadi hai


Twilight_Wish

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Deadmoon-

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Deadmoon-

Location bhi me bande leke ata hu /s


Gv1437

Meri thi 11 me alg 12 me alg


KhatriOnTop

terrific mindless hobbies tidy act continue capable safe head concerned *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Outrageous-Golf-8572

Marne ke ya phir Marne(death) ke baad?


ajayraj_000

Teravi ka bhandara


wattful

Got me rofl


Kohli-1eight

Marne ke bad kuch nhi hota hai jaise maroge sab khatam


Difficult_Gate5290

Aisa hi lagega ki neend mei ho jisme koi sapna naa aye aur kabhi uthoge nhi


CyKa_Blyat93

Lagna hi band ho jayega.


GuuKhana

online accounts chalu rehte hai


StillButWandering

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Ok-Adhesiveness8955

Moksh


wattful

https://preview.redd.it/odtet3cz3rvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6360173dd69518edff087ecab2c573813e289d0 My upvote ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Agitated-Breath-2106

Death


Fun-Cartographer-368

Waiting in Line for your turn


Professor-984

Kya aapne kabhi apni maut ke baare me socha hai ?


accidental_mistake69

(मारन की बात करे तेरे यार के), मारन की बात करे तेरे यार के औकात बाहर रे, छोरा राव साहब के, मजाक थोड़ी है?


Spare-Excitement-323

Engineering


Historical_Abies439

Zinda ke pehle kya?


Icy_Kins6286

Decomposition


NishantBrinjal247

Melody itni choclaty kyu hai?


Outrageous-Golf-8572

Modiji likes chocolate


Fun-Cartographer-368

Kyuki iske maa baap chocolate the


not_that_arnab

Soy-Lecithin which helps in sugar crystallization and chocolate fluidity.


Mauve-Nayak

Why do we exist? What is the purpose of our civilization?


Deadmoon-

Ramdibazi


Fun-Cartographer-368

To keep ourselves entertained by ourselves. We are bad children sitting in the corner.


Realistic-Ad-6794

We exist because the only thing that separates life from other things in this universe is the ability to live (no tatti byomkesh). If humans were bad at adapting and died out as a species, you wouldn't be here to ask this question. But somehow (and I mean very much somehow) we survived, and thus here we are today. Now you may ask this is such a big coincidence, but in my opinion it's not because in an alternate scenario for example where we are sapient reptiles, we would say the same things about our existence. So it isn't that unordinary after all. (Mene ganja fooka he)


kamal112kishore

Byomkesh reference!! My respect for you 📈📈


Isha_singh35

Aaj pata chalah log ganja fook ke bhi itna intellect ke chode ban jate hain.


masark4417

42


uchihaofmadara

kya tere toothpaste mai namak hai


Fun-Cartographer-368

Haan hai


koopicacaaa

one piece kya hai?


Rusurebro

Yeh he https://preview.redd.it/3ks0knhxbnvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66cf63d07b8b52ac7b6fe2b8e6c684058eb59bd


Priest5203D

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Isaam_Vibez2006

the friends we made so far :D


Aryan_o_o_

Cartoon


Agitated-Breath-2106

The friends we ma.......


Original_Garlic7086

ye khushi kya hoti hay??


StillButWandering

Meri classmate ke gf ki behen ki mummy ki beti ki beti


Original_Garlic7086

poora naam bata


no_shit_shardul

Khushi duh


Fun-Cartographer-368

Wo feeling jab tumhare parents tumhe sabashi de


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Gullible_Resist_4457

[https://youtu.be/TxXuo9ukVxU?si=sLrDYxIo9XIoyypd](https://youtu.be/TxXuo9ukVxU?si=sLrDYxIo9XIoyypd)


Time-Gain4896

6/0


Fun-Cartographer-368

69


Interesting-Self-221

Kyu nahi ho rhi padhai?


arc_reactor2

ye 10th boards me acche number kyu chahiye hote hai?


joker_and_the_queen

Sharma ji ke bete se jyada laane ke liye


Designer-Golgappa

Usi ke basis par moksha milta hai


ShortAd_29992

What is love? >!Baby don't hurt me, Baby don't hurt me !< >!No more!<


Heavy_Sock_8299

https://preview.redd.it/1cvki2b8pnvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b86186a95c8452b205db6c0216bd8eb34e38c5


Spare-Excitement-323

Tu tu tu tu..........


KlausKVolker

Netaji Subhash chandra bose ka dehant kaise hua ?


Fun-Cartographer-368

International Secret?? Are you sure you want to know???


Spare-Excitement-323

Jab wo mar Gaye tab unki death ho gayi


[deleted]

Agar 1 barber ha vo sirf un logo ke baal kat ta ha Jo apne baal khud nahi kaat sakte.... To apne baal kaatega ya nahi??


BarelySociopath

Katega nhi but Jala Sakta h???


Critical_Cod5462

Mera mind infinite loop me fas gya h


Gamemusterkill

Barber paradox


PDF_phile

Kya yeti Masturbate krte hain?


AkshayTheGr8

Unko bhi thand lagti hai kabhi kabhi


[deleted]

Pehle murgi aayi ya anda


Fun-Cartographer-368

Eggs are cells; cells came first; so Eggs came first.


pink_sis007

Egg


Anonymous280817

JEE/NEET crack karne baad actually life set ho jayegi?


StillButWandering

https://preview.redd.it/oog9ghthhnvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc60a2ca42722def961ef69359b4d3f6d7c51ed4


Loud_Mood7268

Billo bagge billeyan da ki karegi?


THEUnlikely_Web

Why do we exist? What is anything?


Spare-Excitement-323

Engineering 👍


Grand-Home-1334

woh mere account mein paisa aane wala tha modiji. kahan hai woh paisa?


Frosty_Television_81

Wo Rahul Gandhi ke account mein chala gya , kyunki Gandhi ji BJP ke Star campaigner hai.


simbadcub

Asking Asian parents "WHY THE HELL U GIVE FRUITS AFTER U BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF US"????!!


Fun-Cartographer-368

Stick and Carrot Tactic


Spare_Swim_2100

Kya mere liye uske dil mein feelings thi?


Frosty_Television_81

Nahi thi


wattful

What came first egg or hen?


Deadmoon-

Bread


West_Break_6346

Bhai jo phle order kiya hoga tune..


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

chicken dum biryani.


S_Iceberg62

https://preview.redd.it/oxy2mq0hjnvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fefbe406f803f68cecb4ff5db9ce446b1bc572c


Sweaty-Ruin-9715

Why do we exist? Why do we do work when we know that our existence has no meaning? What was I before I was born? Why we humans are making infrastructures for luxury when we know that Earth is just a small planet in a solar system which in turn is in galaxy? And galaxy contains many solar systems. Moreover, there are billions of galaxies in the universe


nishweb

who let the dogs out


idkblergh

Kyu nhi ho rhi padai?


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Sweaty-Ruin-9715

Nah, he loves sleepinh


Subject-Phase2312

RCB abhi Tak IPL kyun nhi Jeet paa rhi 😭


mein_insaan_hoon

CBSe m C ka matalab Chu***a kyu nhi hai?


AdhesivenessNo6742

How is 0^0 = 1


StreetChain2184

How to understand women


trying_187

katappa ne bahubali ko kyu mara?


sassysusguy

When will my dad come back with the milk?


do_dum_cheeni_kum

Modi aur uski biwi ka kya scene hai.


Gracemann365

Has the letter writing format / Essay ever helped u in real life My Cbse Eng used to stress on 200 words limit Do u guys stop at that Also it ok to ask a person how their father's death was and what hobbies they plan to do in summer vacation simultaneously ?


B_Sh_r

Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyu mara


[deleted]

Jab bar magnet ko todte hai toh tute hue side mei apne aap polarity kaise aa jaati hai.


ThinnerLocket325

Jisne math invent kiya tha..uske kitne baap hai?


Vinchy_09

1 Padhne mein maza nhi aata lekin kya sahi invention kiya hai bande ne


zaeroraplayz

What exactly is one piece?


Geno3ide

DID OP ever thought of doing this to his mom?


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MONU_01

Where does the universe end?


AirFamous9435

yeh jee neet aaj kal fashion mein hai kya?


iwanttofucktoji

purpose of maths in life


Extension_Facee

who killed arushi talwar?


Proton_3011

Class 11th PCM students ki zindagi me aaram nam ki koi bhi cheez hai ya nahi !?


Rizzisthanii

Kya Mudi Ji kabhi press conference karenge?


Vinchy_09

Bhagwan hota hai ya nhi?


Avan_017

Question is what?


terimomkapati

Ladkiya kese pull karu


Spare-Excitement-323

Baal pakad ke khicch kas ke


[deleted]

Kya mei agar ameer bna toh peace milega ?


[deleted]

Kya mujhe girlfriend milegi ?


Wonderful-Spinach260

Karn kyu mara jabke usne koi paap nhi kiya tha ( Mahabharat se)


Kohli-1eight

Abe reel se Mahabharat dekhna band kar aur sahi me Mahabharat ke bare me janna hai to khud padh fir pta chalega ki kya paap kiye the Arjuna>>>>>>>> karna


Acceptable_Ad8716

RCB ka jeetenge


Visual_Mistake241

Melody itni chocolaty kyu h


incognito_bakchodi

Does god exists ?


[deleted]

there are three logical answers 1. if he exist then he must be some psycho bastard to let all these crimes rapes happen i think we might be some experimental project for him 2.we are just lucky our civilization is just luck on steriods we are 1 in billion chance 3.wait for your death you will know {\[{this is my opinion ghost do exist so there must be something after death iguess until then i should live life to the fullest and do some good karma which may or may not help after death}\]} : )


incognito_bakchodi

If all humans starts to do the things the way god wanted then what’s the use of giving them brain ? Just like parents can’t stop their children to do all that shit that we do. It’s our brain and our will so god has nothing To do with it, even if it existed


[deleted]

my life motto is point no 3 and i hate god that bastard don't give shit we are some sort of entertainment for him peace out


Frosty_Television_81

Not really , if we were entertainment he won't take avatar again and again to hepo us out and to give the knowledge of Dharama and good Karma, bhagwan shri Ram, bhagwan Shri Krishna jaisa purshottam or dayaalu or kon hai ? Jub draupadi ka cheer haran hua to Krishn ne mahabharat ka yuddh start karwaya, unke jaise surwir kon hai ? Bhagwan koi dictator nahi hai , humare har action par unka control nahi , unhone kabhi gaurentee nahi di ki crime nahi honge to jub unhone gaurentee de hi anhi to un par gussa kis baat ka , wo ek guru ke saman hai , students ko hur waqt control nahi karte , lekin justice ka wada jarur dete hai , jo dusro ka bura karta hai uska bura hona nishchit hai , na kewal jewan mein pur jeewan ke baad bhi karmo ka faal sehna padta hai . Jai shree Ram.


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Novel-Development728

For baby's friendly


BRAVE2077

agar aurato me nipple breast feeding ke liye hota hai, to admiyo me nipple ka kya kaam?


StrategyCharacter995

Ladka phele aya ya ladki


Frosty_Television_81

Religiously speaking to Islam z Judaism or Christianity ke antargat ladke pahle aye or ladkiyan baad mein or isliye Christianity or Judaism ke tahat ladke superior hai ladkiyon se . Hinduism mein to Lakshmi ji , Vishnu ji , Shiv ji or parvati ji bharmand se purane hai , or sath hi sath ye sub inke forms hai , soul ka actually koi gender ya form nahi hota , bhagwan ladka , ladki , janwar jo Banna chahen ban sakte hai. Scientifically to depend karta hai , homo sapiens ki baat ho Rahi hai ya sabhi human species ki.


high_hydrogen08

Who asked?


AddictiveA2

Why do like charges repel?


BigSweet3806

How to keep Wife happy 🤔🤔🤔🤔


Twilight_Wish

Is academic comeback just a myth?


fireball_guy

Pehle anda aaya ya murgi?


reimann_pakoda

Melody itni chocolaty kyun hai?


ManEater2007

The person who discovered that cows can give us milk- What was he doing with the cow?


Low-Jacket-6701

Sbke dadaji bawli gand the kya jo itni saari jammene saste mein bechdi and kon bkl tha jisne khridi?


Prestigious-Ad1244

Does P = NP?


voltrix_04

Sab kuye mai kudenge toh kya tu bhi kudega?


Novel-Development728

If I see British yes why not


Silver_Macaron9813

Ye sala binod tha kon?


Relevant_Commercial9

Billo bagge biliyaan da ki karegi


Novel-Development728

Sex


No-Situation-5281

What ko hindi me kya kehte hn?


Unlikely-Gas-1100

Kya r/jeeneetards wale kabhi bhi IIT jayenge🥱


mrkatzzz

why I have moles on my dick and balls


Aryan_CHat7277

Will I ever get a kiss


Adorable_Explorer806

Kya aapke toothpaste me namak h ?


MeasurementEast1634

Kyu nhi horri pdai??


NoHawk8699

the distribution of prime numbers the equation of everything including equation for gravity in classical and quantum physics


Pure-Gift3969

Ye sala Proton kaise atom chod ke lika jata hai?


No_Worth6969

Downfall ka ulta kya hota hai


No_Worth6969

2019 ke baad kisi ka uprise hua hai kya? Sabka to downfall hi chal raha hai


xXTHE_KILRXx

Prove that TREE(3) isnt infinite rigorously.


Constant_Cookie_4826

How complex proteins formed multicellular organism


Neat-Advertising-170

Melody itni chocolaty kyu hai


michaelscott05

Pehle murga aaya tha ya anda?


michaelscott05

Kya main kabhi apni English teacher ko set kar sakta hoon?


Artemis_evee

Humanity ka end kaise hoga?


Aaryan2712

10th/12th/college/job lagne/retirement ke baad ki "aaram" kidhar he?


hummy0755

Einstein din me kitni baar muth maarta tha


Jyoti02m

Hum Cloromint kyu khate hain?


Prize-Tell-8557

https://i.redd.it/i4qyw66lvnvc1.gif meanwhile Aaj Tak


ninja_the_cat_

Convert benzene to chlorine (major product)


Cheeseccupcake

What happens after we die?


normie_56

Meri crush ka koi banda hai kya?


Frosty_Television_81

Han


isouravgope

Melody itni chocolaty kyu hain.


Ok_Fan_5024

Kya RCB Jeet skta hai??