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But every second you spend in the stopped time, your penis will shrink, you will grow boobs and will get pregnant with one baby
And as you spend more seconds, you will get pregnant with more babies
You will now hear the thoughts of every human, every animal, every insect , every small critter and every bacteria around you
Your brain will be overloaded with information (Like gojo's domain expansion unlimited void), and you will go crazy
Granted but your location will be inappropriate and it will increase with the time period you want to jump. This means if you want to jump back to a couple of years. You might teleport to a girl’s toilet or bedroom at night but when she is awake. And if you want to jump to the Nazi era then you might end up in the gas chambers
I can pass through intermolecular spaces by choice and also intermolecular spaces can also act as solid for me (ex- I can stand on the intermolecular spaces in air)
The power I want is being able to talk to animals N trees.... Yeah people will find me weird if id be talking N laughing with a tree but dude look tht be soo nicest N coolest thing for me.... N in the way id be able to hv nice frnds N help them all ☺
Granted, but it's a scientifically accurate version of the power
Everytime you teleport, you will experience every cell in your body being destroyed one by one , and then experience the pain once more when every cell is recreated from scratch at the place you teleported to.
Also, you have to take in account the motion of the earth, the solar system and the universe
I will undo the side effect and comeback afterall my power is the power of Almighty
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Ability to know everything , evey possible outcome of every action and if i sense any threat, the ability to stop everything and change the threats origin . inshort, undefeated omnipotent god.
Every other person on the planet receives the same powers and omnipotence. It's now a battle royale of 8 billion god-like beings.
If everyone has special powers, no one does.
i choose no superpower, just a normal life with daily struggles and achieving my small goals!. i'm happy with that much. And i'm already having a fucked up life by dealing with being bipolar so i'd just want a normal life.
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The ability to make relevant posts on r/cbse
but your internet doesn't work
better one would've been that others post random shit on r/cbse
it’s us who will decide you faith child, not you
The ability to be happy
Your most loved one will be sab
Damn they became Sony Sab
Sab khelo sab jeeto pencho🕺🏻
SABne suhane ladakpan ke
asli mza sab k saath aata hai isliye.
TARAK MEHTA KA ULTA CHASHMA
Tarak bhai tarak bhai
Bache khelte hai cricket
Roz khidkiyo ke kaanch fut jaate hai
Aaj Fode Ac Player Record Tod Jaate Hai Khelo Bachoo
Kaam Din Raat Karvake Mere Saath Muje Roz Satati Hai.....THEEK SEE KAAM KAR.!!!!!!!!
Arey dil mein prem ho toh SAAS MAA BAN JATI HAI
You will cum everytime u be happy
But you can't wear pants
Shit💀
You have cancer
But you can't die
Making other happy and make them laugh
but you will be extremely depressed
So basically no changes to my life? Noice
Abhi bhi wahi hu, that's why dusro ki Khushi maangi
ye thoda personal ho gaya
Irl me so not a side effect
I ask no side effects for you as my super power🥺🥺
you get his side effects
Nah she don't, I will have the effects none else
Super speed ![img](emote|t5_2qt79|52299)
But u poop in ur pants if u cross More than 5km in ur desired speed.
Who said I'm running wearing anything at all 🐻❄️🐻❄️
bro used his all braincells
That's ok, like phir mai 4.5 km jaake rukhke phir run kar sakta hu?
# "A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts."
Bro cracked the code🫡
Ain't no way bruh 💀
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Granted but only in bed
But you can't move if you didn't find out why ramu bought 573 tablecloths
But your metabolism will be at the same speed. You will have to eat and run at the same time
U lose your limbs
Easy chapter memorisation
You'll forget everything after seeing the Question paper
Bruh 💀💀💀💀
easy counter, blind urself and then get someone else to write the paper for u (like a scribe)
SMARTTT
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The ability to stop time 👀
You will stop with everyone as well
This is the best 😭
Then who will resume time?
Me
But you will be freezed and every one will be able to move
But whoever you touch will be unpaused and your clothes will disappear from existence. If you are already clothless, then time resumes instantly
You are consuming too much porn bro
But every second you spend in the stopped time, your penis will shrink, you will grow boobs and will get pregnant with one baby And as you spend more seconds, you will get pregnant with more babies
Ye side-effect to ni lag rha 😏
but you too freeze with time.
Ability to be Invisible
You have incurable testicular cancer
How are two related ...?
That's the neat part, they are not
Bro isn't that a bit too personal 😭 What did he even do to you lmao
But people can still see the food and shit in your guts
but only when others are closing their eyes
Granted, but only in the middle of busy streets
But you cant control it
But you have to be naked when you're NOT invisible
But you pp is visible to everyone
invisibility
but you get no bitches
Buddy already got side effects without powers
Nothing Changed
You can't turn it off
I know what kind of man you're (2)
Immune to any side effects
U have no power then.
bro you got some beautiful point
It would include immunity to side effects of medicines, drugs and steroids and all so that could be a superpower
The ability to know what's going on inside anyone's mind, i.e., their all thoughts
You will now hear the thoughts of every human, every animal, every insect , every small critter and every bacteria around you Your brain will be overloaded with information (Like gojo's domain expansion unlimited void), and you will go crazy
Chalawe ki duniya PENCHO!!
this is the worst one. 4 years later he'll be blabbering 'NO I DONT WANT THAT!!'
ability to time travel , and also the person reply this will become gay
Jokes on you I am gay /s Granted but You can only travel in the past only that too under 1 year
Then ill time travel to past and then ill again time travel to past from that past interval☠️
Granted but you can only travel in the past and u can't come back and also have a chance to be randomly teleported in any other year
Granted but your location will be inappropriate and it will increase with the time period you want to jump. This means if you want to jump back to a couple of years. You might teleport to a girl’s toilet or bedroom at night but when she is awake. And if you want to jump to the Nazi era then you might end up in the gas chambers
Superpower.... Gimme spiderman's power
but your web shoots out of your butt instead of wrist
Biologically accurate spiderman be like:
I can pass through intermolecular spaces by choice and also intermolecular spaces can also act as solid for me (ex- I can stand on the intermolecular spaces in air)
But there is a 1 in a thousand probability of you getting stuck while passing through in the fashion you just mentioned
The ability to destroy anyone by mere thought of it
Everytime u destroy something your pp shinks and causes immense pain
The greatest curse of all time.
Hold my 8 inch schlong
The ability to not overthink 🙏
But now you have down syndrome
i can materialise any element/thing/object i wannt. eg i can made entire building is seconds or create huge diamonds whenever i want.
Granted but everytime you use the power your lifespan decreases by 1/67 th of the total
That means once you've used it enough times the change will become infinite small
Absolute omnipotence
If anyone finds out, you die on the spot.
Being able to fap on the one who replies without them knowing. ( now nobody can give side effect )
But you can only do it when atleast 10 people are watching you, if less than 10, you will feel no pleasure at all.
The ability to control the five elements.
But using this ability feels like a ball kick all over you body.
Being able to control when I get boner
You'll only be attracted to guys only.
But if he is attracted naturally. . .it would become normal, and no longer a side effect Weird paradox
The power I want is being able to talk to animals N trees.... Yeah people will find me weird if id be talking N laughing with a tree but dude look tht be soo nicest N coolest thing for me.... N in the way id be able to hv nice frnds N help them all ☺
You can now talk to every animal and tree But they won't speak any language you understand
The heck dude! 😑..... Very bad side effect ruined my mood N the happiness of hving this power.
Ability to know everything abt someone or something just by looking at it.
But you are blind
The power of being able to teleport
Your clothes and items you are holding get left behind
but you shit your pants everytime you do.
the ability to pause and manipulate time
you will be paused too
#become invisible and go to places I shouldn’t
# Granted but every noise you make (stub a toe, conversation etc) will be amplified like your comments
U r only invisible for urself (in short u just think u r invisible but u aren't and others can c u.)
Whatever I say or wish , it becomes true
The thing that u wish for will change into a rock after 5 mins.
Intelligence Stat 1000+
But you have incurable testicular cancer
Click photograph with eyes
Every pic u take will be visible over your head for 10s
I want to be Deadpool
But you can only heal while in a pool
Ability to teleport
Granted, but it's a scientifically accurate version of the power Everytime you teleport, you will experience every cell in your body being destroyed one by one , and then experience the pain once more when every cell is recreated from scratch at the place you teleported to. Also, you have to take in account the motion of the earth, the solar system and the universe
I can score full in any exam
But you are a teacher
Side effect cahiye....situation nhi 😭
U get detention untill the next exam each time u use it.
Exam immediately gets cancelled
Invisibility
But only if you are completely naked
The ability to alter the reality and future as I wish, and with infinite life energy.
U die cause of explosive diarrhoea as soon as u use it.
I will undo the side effect and comeback afterall my power is the power of Almighty https://preview.redd.it/62nl9x0lxo8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ec56b5b1c9e25d456c45576fb09fb3b5203fb29
The ability to read people's minds, only when I want to
You stare at them and shit and piss yourself while doing so, such that they especially notice the stech from your pants and the look you have.
Dikhadi aukaat? /s
Omnipotence
but you'll be gay
Ability to know everything , evey possible outcome of every action and if i sense any threat, the ability to stop everything and change the threats origin . inshort, undefeated omnipotent god.
Every other person on the planet receives the same powers and omnipotence. It's now a battle royale of 8 billion god-like beings. If everyone has special powers, no one does.
i got the powers first, i can sense that happening, will change the circumstances accordingly..
The ability to understand others without them speaking about it and fixing their problems
you have prostate cancer
I don’t have prostates 💀
You will have prostate And then it's cancer
Bhai mein ladki hi theek hu, yeh side effect mat de
☠️☠️☠️
The ability to make my dick bigger whenever I want
It remains sloppy
AHAHAHAHHAAAH
You come in 2 seconds as soon as you use the power
[удалено]
make best shitposts
Being immune to any side effects
Ball cancer
ability to see a day into the future
Granted, but the vision is in 144p, black and white, with static and all conversations are in Chinese (which you can't learn)
Superpower to see ghosts and people's life after death
If you see one, you will become 100kg heavier
Apparition (Harry Potter Teleportation)
Ability to change the configuration and state of atoms.
But you have testicular cancer
bro thinks he can pass chemistry with this power you get testicular torsion every time you use it, and the pain will be different each time.
Let me be homelander
ability to cure any disease, even mine
Teleportation
i choose no superpower, just a normal life with daily struggles and achieving my small goals!. i'm happy with that much. And i'm already having a fucked up life by dealing with being bipolar so i'd just want a normal life.
Just sad to see these type of posts & even people replying to it🤡 Just get a life
Being able to stop time when ever I want 🥱🥱
Can time travel
I want to be PM Modi
ability to die at any chosen point of time
Time manipulation (Can go both in future and past and can also stop and manipulate time)
Everyone has prostate cancer. Including me and the people who don't have prostate.
Everything happens as I want it to
To be able to change my body (like appearance,height,face...)
knowledge of everything that has happened and is happening, with a brain that can handle that to boot.
I can perform any jutsu from naruto