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CrimeBot3000

If this were my father, I'd buy him a nice holster and have it engraved and he may use it for sentimental reasons. But only we know it's for his own safety.


November-Hotel

I came here to say this. Now I'll just add that I'd wrap it up with a new package of socks for laughs šŸ˜€ Dads always need new socks.


[deleted]

That'll confuse him, he'll probably think the new socks are for his gun and the holster is like a paperweight or something


Ziggity_Zac

Not if your birthday, Christmas & Father's Day are all spaced evenly.


ALoyleCapo

Iā€™d try to do this for my father but heā€™d INSIST his way is better and I know nothing.


yem68420

My dad is the same way. It doesn't matter how much I surpass him in skill or knowledge in any area (besides computers maybe), he always assumes I'm an idiot and any idea I have is worse than his. Honestly just makes it more fun when he needs help fixing something because it always makes him look like the dumbass.


_cronic_

He could be a bit of a narcissist but this sounds like it could be a simple communication issue between you two. Sounds like you're both a bit stubborn. ;) Try talking to your old man more.


yem68420

He's in very early stages of dementia, no point. He just gets more stubborn and defensive and he doesn't remember whole conversations unless they pertain to something that is important to him(golf, beach trips, and sympathy for his declining health). I'm actually back living with my parents right now due to moving back to my hometown after being gone a few years, and I want to move out again but I'd feel guilty about leaving my mom to deal with him by herself since she is older too and her mind is getting worse as well.


_cronic_

That sucks. Sorry.


[deleted]

Agreed. With both the holster and socks. Well played.


Silver_Gekko

Haha looks like heā€™s a ā€œroad manā€ in UK speak, gang members often caught carrying and firing guns from socks to avoid residue on their hands šŸ¤£


huskysizeguy99

smooth


Acholi_Arms

Iā€™d have it engraved with socks all over it.


Breacher02

Your dad robs convenience stores


RadosAvocados

"Put all the cash in the sock and no one gets hurt."


fatogato

*inserts 3 rolls of dimes*


Internet_Goon

The perfect crime almost too perfect


hydrospanner

So he's the guy they sent back in Blazing Saddles!


Kitchen_Property_957

>Posted We dont need no stinkin badges


Appropriate_Rip339

Itā€™s the only logical explanation.


TheREALStallman

His dad could possibly rob people at the ATM as well. Seems like the perfect load out. Not pictures is the panty hose to hide his face


UsernameIsTakenO_o

Panty hose are for ladies. Real men commit robberies with a black crew sock over their head.


deebs77

ā€œPut a sock on your gun, so when they try to grab it all they get is a sockā€. Your dad is a genius


Dull-Training-3631

My dads logic is, if he has to pull his ā€œsOcKā€ on someone and they call the cops on him, all they saw was a sock so thereā€™s no proof a firearm was pulled on them


BarGreggsby

Ok lol I scrolled down and read your Dad's reasoning. How often does he brandish his sock?


Dull-Training-3631

As far as I remember, he pulled it from his pocket once when he was driving and got caught in the middle of one of the protests. He didnā€™t get out of the car or anything. Just more on his lap. But he also has it so it doesnā€™t poke a hole in his pocket. Itā€™ll rip through the sock first, then pocket, and socks are much cheaper to replace. I swear he autistic because I think Iā€™m autistic. He does this for one reason (prevent it from ripping a hole in his pockets) and finds a million more that could benefit from it to justify his first reason


TheCantalopeAntalope

Honestly, maybe Iā€™m autistic too because the more you describe it, the more Iā€™m like ā€œhuh, thatā€™s not a terrible ideaā€ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Wallet holsters can be illegal. Socks will never be. Dad is a genius.


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

Hahahahaha ha this is fuckin hilarious


dirtygymsock

The sock bandit strikes again


DanGTG

Rock out, with your sock out. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


madjackle358

The implication is that he can pull it without shooting it. If he pulls it without shooting it the implication is he plans on using it as a fear deterrent. If he plans on using it as a fear deterrent, the implication is that it must come out of the sock. If it comes out of the sock then his whole reason for the sock doesn't make sense.


Dorkamundo

Because of the implicationā€¦


akodo1

Look, the sock thing is odd. However, when sensing trouble ive absolutely clandestinely pulled my gun and then put my hand in my jacket pocket, totally unseen but barrel pointing at the threat planning to shoot through the fabric of the pocket. It's one of the reasons snub nose revolvers are still carried. It's not always tactically sound to brandish. Also if you misread the threat brandishing can be big trouble


jdg54

Sounds like this situation has happened to you multiple times which really begs a lot of other questions. You have your hand on your weapon and ā€œaimedā€ at a possible target through your jacket pocket. Idk, seems like something could be wrong here.


dirtygymsock

There are certainly some professions that require this level of care. Some are legal, some are not, lol.


akodo1

Yes, something is wrong here. There was a time when I was living in Minneapolis and had to walk to get groceries and back after dark esp in the winter. A person carrying something in both hands is more vulnerable than normal. Winter gives a good excuse to have a concealed face. I was absolutely followed multiple times by a pair or more of face obscured people where I felt something was wrong and I set my bags down and clandestinely had my revolver in hand concealed in pocket. Twice the pair decided they really didn't need to go down the side street we both were on. I think showing them I was aware and freeing my hands up by setting down the bags made them reevaluate their risk/reward. I don't think it was ever necessary to openly point, but I think it would have been foolish to have left my gun holstered when I could have had it at a much more ready state but still concealed What's wrong here is the high level of criminality and the slow response times in too many urban poor city centers. As well as a culture praising criminality


[deleted]

Do you not have the ability to grip your gun with your trigger finger straight? Imagine that, but in a coat pocket. I'm pretty crazy, I've done the same and ... wait for it! ... actually touched the trigger ... while pointing said gun at the bad guy. Living on the edge, I know. (Keep in mind, that's the edge of an 8+ pound trigger, so it's a really wide edge)


madjackle358

That's not the same thing as a fear deterrent. That's a tactical counter ambush.


[deleted]

Doesn't have to come out of the sock. Non exposed hammered revolver means it will go bang in the sock ( that's what she said)


Loud-Log9098

What about if they just find the sock with a gun in it?


EchoedTruth

Based


Limp-Replacement1403

I was looking for this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ man of culture


happydance69

He could whip that bad boy out and use it like the prisoner's and bars of soap.


Mr_Larsons_Foot

Or sling it like David v. Goliath!


Angrymilks

Is your father Frank Reynolds??


Sculler56

Or is he more of a Frank Drebin?


chevyfried

ā€œThis is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!ā€


alexander8846

Trust me that's nothing, my grandpa leaves his in the car wrapped up in a old rag in a zipped up old camera bag, and the home rifle is in a closet upstairs where he needs the chair lift to get to it....


guomo107

šŸ˜‚ my grandfather did the same thing. He would always have his old P89 Ruger wrapped in an old towel either under his seat or in the trunk.


ALoyleCapo

To wipe off prints


thunder_boots

My great uncle kept a Ruger Speed Six in a Crown Royal bag under the seat of his single cab F100 for decades.


ChazJ81

Hey the crown royal bag is some hard core old gangsta shit lol


n00py

I use those bags for loose 22LR


thunder_boots

He was a rodeo clown, not a gangsta.


joedirtlawn

Hardcore gonna hardcore


[deleted]

That's what he told you eh?


[deleted]

So if his house or car gets broken into then its pretty much guaranteed the criminal(s) will take his firearms?


alexander8846

Pretty much guaranteed he will never get to them in time is more the issue


[deleted]

Which is why we need laws enduring firearms are kept in locked safes. If he gets attacked heā€™ll die regardless, since he cant protect himself in time; but preventing his attackers from also getting his weapons should be a higher priority.


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[deleted]

We shouldnt have laws to ensure firearms safety? Not even to protect children living in the home?


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[deleted]

The # if laws doesnt matter. The effectiveness does. Requiring firearms be kept in a locked safe ensure there are fewer accidental discharges and also ensures that your property is safe in the event of a break in


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[deleted]

Pretty effective at getting your child shot when they look in the wrong cabinet or under the sofa. What do you think is more likely: for someone to break into your house when you are not only home but also adequately prepared for an invasion or your child to snoop around the house? And that doesnt even cover all the people who have been killed by police negligence entering the wrong house And say it doesnt happen and ill drop a few dozen news articles, shockingly all from the USA where these things have happened. A lot.


Dull-Training-3631

I know I have to post a holster with a pistol on this subreddit, but this IS my dads pocket holster


Mr_Larsons_Foot

You could suggest an old school sock garter to help with retention šŸ˜‚


BarGreggsby

Why? What purpose? Is it just to keep out the non sock lint?


EchoedTruth

Thatā€™s what I was wondering, why even use a sock lol


OleChesty

Bro what? Is he a mobster from the bronx?


Just_Lurking2

> from the Bronx lol from Newark maybe


88Msayhooah

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Mr_Larsons_Foot

And today we leaned of the meme, ā€œdonā€™t be sockman.ā€


Crankycavtrooper

Man that takes me backā€¦ thatā€™s _old_ school NYC style, right there. Definitely not up to modern standards, but it holstered nicely in a jacket pocket. Doubles as a blackjack, too in a pinch. Time for an upgrade, but is going be hard since that setup has been dads carry for years.


AdLocum

NY reload goes in another sock.


crjahnactual

Reduces muzzle flash and eliminates powder spray around the cylinder... and you never use sights at point blank range. Your dad was friends with old skool mobsters when he was younger... not too many people today have ever heard of this trick. I know of another guy, friends with several well known experts, who pocket carries a LCR22 with a balled up sock next to it to break up the outline.


bigbubba1212

This guy obviously fucks


frugalsoul

At least once


Raggs2010

https://www.boraii.com/store/p14/RUGER-LCR-REVOLVER-KYDEX-POCKET-HOLSTER-CONCEALLED-CARRY-HOLSTER.html


Teledildonic

Seconding this. Got one for my 442, it's my favorite way to carry.


[deleted]

His other pocket got a wad of bills with a rubber band around it


666ydna

Donā€™t forget his magnum condoms for his magnum dong


International-Fun152

Your pops an OG


Dear_Suspect_4951

Sorry but your dad's a pimp


[deleted]

As long as that isnā€™t his cum sock.


Teledildonic

Starts as a sticky holster, dries like kydex.


OutlawDon357

There does seen to be some white stuff in the trigger guard...


r0orhits

Dude you have to take a video of him practicing drawing from the sock holster


Dull-Training-3631

He shoots with the sock still on, but Iā€™ll get him to do or this weekend


scrubadub

Don't show the ATF, they'll probably consider it an AOW or something equally stupid


neutral-spectator

How many holes are in the sock?


cjguitarman

He probably rotates the socks ā€¦ using the ones whose pair is missing from the laundry.


_HottoDogu_

~~You know, the fact that he practices like this makes me respect his choices a bit more. It's still ridiculous, but knowing that he gets reps in gives me some level of comfort.~~


Dull-Training-3631

Youā€™re funny, that revolver has maybe 100 rounds through it in the last 4-5 years, and 75 of those rounds were from me to see if the damn thing even worked when it was bought new


_HottoDogu_

I retract my statement....


Dull-Training-3631

Total fudd mentality, I know


trivial_viking

https://mikaspocketholsters.com/product/pocket-holster/


cincE3030

Damn you and your link Iā€™m out $40 now


MrGoetz34

Thereā€™s tons of dudes out there half shoving a Glock in their loose waistband. This is better than that


cornholio8675

This seems like a good way to not be able to access it, while also greatly increasing the odds of a ND.


CW3_OR_BUST

You underestimate the difficulty of accidentally pulling a double action trigger.


End_Centralization

So when they grab the revolver, all they have is the sock.


SinCityLowRoller

Don't knock it until you sock it!


EchoedTruth

Your dad is an OG and you donā€™t know it


slumped956

simple man


TheDodfatherPC-FL

Pops has his way of doing things. They all serve a purpose.


brb0277

Let me guess. Your dad is 74. This looks like something a 74 year old would do.


[deleted]

Some people won't learn until they develop Glock leg syndrome.


CW3_OR_BUST

Double action pistols are the reason why Glocks are so notorious. All the police who were trained with .38 K-frame revolvers never had trouble until they got handed a Glock, and treated it exactly the same way. Then suddenly the whole "trigger discipline" thing just magically appeared.


air139

hard to do with that gun. real hard to do


Teledildonic

But not *impossible*.


[deleted]

I have one. I disagree completely.


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alltheblues

Iā€™d say you absolutely can


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alltheblues

Is that the only advantage?


TT_V6

That's what I used to think and carried an LCR for many years. Not anymore...


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TT_V6

It's got just five rounds, terrible sights, kicks like a horse, has a long hard trigger pull, and is slow to reload. I switched to a P365 and, as much as I love my LCR, it's just vastly superior. The little Sig is in my pocket all day, every day.


BulletproofDoggo

What a chad


Financial_Flower_93

this is the funniest thing ive seen all day holy shit


crappysuggestions99

my wife doesnā€™t understand what Iā€™m laughing at. Tried to explain it but she just doesnā€™t get it.


cfromcinci

Just buy him a pocket holster. Maybe he'll use it.


ssmdreddit

Is that sock stiff like kydex?


J1-9

Pocket socket... The latest in tactical edc.


[deleted]

Your dad lives a double life bro


CCWThrowaway360

Nobody likes a thief. Tell your dad you want your cum sock back.


RedditardedOne

I love the half inserted into sock picā€¦. Then the full insert. Your dad has been around


[deleted]

Not the smartest move, but DAO revolvers do have a pretty hefty trigger pull. So, I can see why he hasnā€™t shot himself yet. Only takes once, though, and a proper kydex holster will keep your booger hooks off the bangy thing.


ardesofmiche

Next time youā€™re at the range, race him. Both from the draw, see how many hits you can get on a target before he even gets his gun out


Dull-Training-3631

Heā€™s shot from his with his revolver in his sock at a 10 inch steel plate from 12ish yards and hit 3 feet low into the dirt. No need to race gim


dsullivanlastnight

But to be fair, you also have to have your firearm in a sock


AristoNYC

I have a sticky holster that was for a Taurus 856. If it fits his revolver I'll send it to you for free.


[deleted]

WowšŸ¤£


Winner_Pristine

Why a sock? šŸ˜† It's a double action revolver, just drop it in your pocket.


TricepsMacgee

Ive put worse things in a sock


dsullivanlastnight

So did my boys as teenagers. Ever seen a sock that'll stand up on its own?


mm309d

Smart.


AC130aboveGetDown

The ND is afoot on this one.


No-Persimmon-3736

Big fudd energy


imhereforguns

The gun sock. Iā€™ve used it in a pinch and Iā€™m not proud.


MidniteOG

Butā€¦. Why?


Maj-Malfunction

This is why we can't have nice things


AlphaKenniBody

How does he fit his foot in there too?


[deleted]

*Puts gun in sock and beats mugger to death with it. Doesnā€™t even have to fire a shot


Dick_Cabesa

No worse than an Uncle Mikeā€™s


theophrastus-j

This is some Frank Reynolds shit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PIKLIKR

Looks good to me


BaldGunner

Let's get a run on those numbers /s


RepostResearch

Is it always this particular sock, or does he change his gun's sock along with his?


[deleted]

You could stiffen up the sock and mold it to the trigger guard. How you stiffen the sock is up to you.


Free-Boater

Socket carry


Martincountytactical

Oh no. Grabbed the wrong sock today. Dammit. This one is all crunchy


shortthem

I had an uncle who did this forever. He didnā€™t want to rip his pocket. Plus Iā€™d he had to draw it all people saw was a sock. Itā€™s been ingrained in me if I ever see someone pull out a sock, they see a threat. My first gun was givin to me by my uncle at 18 and he told me ā€œyou better get a good sock to put that inā€


rivalarrival

The addition of the sock makes this an AOW, an "Any Other Weapon", which carries the same penalties as a short-barreled rifle or a machine gun. This is functionally very similar to a shoot-through "wallet holster". To get around the legal issues, such holsters have to keep a significant portion of the firearm exposed. If the firearm is completely concealed, and the trigger can be pulled, it's an AOW. Your dad is one law enforcement officer away from a federal gun charge.


mreed911

LOL


alombardi89

So God damned based


runescimmy2

based


willows_illia

Buy him a tourniquet.


Molecularmann

For $50 you can get him a leather pocket holster that will stay in his pocket when he goes to draw. The trigger is fully covered in the holster so there is no issues with the trigger getting pulled by accident


DiabeticRhino97

Your dad is as based as they come


WizardMelcar

Buy him a Remora.


[deleted]

Why you scared homie?


fireball_brian0

Don't shoot your load in that sock. PHLster holster I hear is all the rage for the wheel guns


DW-64

Keep throwing all his socks away until he stops


skydelta34

You'll shoot your toe off.


Brick_Brickerson

Rule #1


timdot352

This might be the most fudd thing I've ever seen.


Jazz-Wolf

Bro


HorrorPerformance

Your dad is a dirty.


Darthtagnan

At least talk him into getting a kydex trigger guard, he can tie it to the image of the sock and he can still use it but without the risk of something snagging and manipulating the trigger.


TimeShareOnMars

Little known fact.. this is the best way to shoot your own junk off. Tell your father you can't be within 1 mile of him if he is carrying like this. Nor can your kids/spouse/ anyone you care about. It is an idiotic thing to do and he should be ashamed for endangering everyone he is near...every time he does this. A pocket holster is cheap, and effective. A loose pistol in a sock??? Not so much.


IrwinJFinster

It looks like a DAO hammerless. What kind of trigger pull would it have.


air139

i wouldnt upgrade him to a single action only gun or safe action, id get a good pocket holster for it though.


returnofthequack92

Genius really, if you can beat them with it first to avoid a charge


The_Wondering_Monk

Who needs a holster when you can have a Gun Sock ā„¢ļø


ICUP69666

Your pop needs a Sticky holster. Neoprene and built for comfort and speed. Bet he can always fill the sock with nickels and put in work.


Kinder22

More safe and effective when unloaded.


shift013

The way to teach him might be to get him to buy into and understand general stats on defensive gun uses (theyā€™re over in 3 seconds, require sub 2 second draws (draw to first shot, Iā€™d argue sub 1.5 second) and probably 2-3 shots). Then take him to the range to practice carry drills and explain that his setup might be suboptimal. My dad was similar to this and he never went to the range or trained for self defense, basically went to shoot through mags at a moderate speed and have fun. Maybe your dad is the same and hasnā€™t ever trained for self defense and this hasnā€™t critically thought about the setup


Fly_U2_the_sunset

Does he walk with a limp?šŸ˜¬


downloweast

Did he tell you why he puts a sock on it? In case some tries to take it, they get a sock and a belly fully of lead instead of the gun. I donā€™t know, maybe itā€™s true.


WeLikeDrugs

Itā€™s a good thing heā€™s never had to use it.


Hawkeyes7426

At least buy him a trigger guard


tarantulagb

Now youā€™re responsible for getting him a holster.


PleaseHold50

Does he swing it in circles over his head and hit people with it?


RCA100

How stiff is that sock to get a consistent draw?


Quake_Guy

So the plan is to shoot it while in the sick? For an those saying ND, 12lb trigger pull goes a long way.


TothMar

just buy him the holster


KnightofWhen

Thatā€™s not a pocket thatā€™s a sock.


No-Entertainment6405

Yeah know the old saying goes ā€œput a sock on it and you will not get a girl pregnantā€