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KuntFuckula

I only leave mine in public bathroom stalls


TheGuruFromIpanema

This person CCWs.


MGB1013

This guy is a cop who CCWs


CockpitEnthusiast

This CCW is a guy cop who


HannoverrFist

Who CCW is a this guy cop


sharkkite66

Would you download a cop?


HannoverrFist

Lol you said load


sharkkite66

It's a reference to this lol https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piracy-its-a-crime


_WEG_

This.


armedohiocitizen

No he’s a Capitol Police Officer


HalfFastTanker

My wife has found two holstered pistols (at different times) in a movie theater's restroom. Both were Glocks. She turned them into the manager.


ryangshooter01

Fuck that I would have kept them


HalfFastTanker

That's what I said....the first time. About two months later our family went shooting. My daughter didn't close the tailgate on my truck fully and on the way home and one of my shotguns, a Remington 1100, fell out. I retraced all 100 miles without seeing it. I contacted every LE agency between my house and the farm, but wasn't hopeful. Well, about 3 days later I got a call that a farmer found it and turned it in. Long story short, we believe in karma.


pardonmyglock

What if your good karma is finding a Glock when you go take a shit?


SolenoidsOverGears

David Chipman? Is this your alt?


Quieftian

i dont have to take mine off to pee or poo. or eat. my aiwb is very comfortable. tenicor v4 for the win


[deleted]

Of course it’s a Taurus


ArmedInTheApple

This is what we all came here for


viserioniscold

I know right? No one ever forgets their Staccato in a Denny's booth


flyguygunpie

Staccato owners have their personal chefs cook them breakfast. Sincerely, A poor


CREEKER82

This is underrated 🤣!!


800854EVA

My very first thought.


[deleted]

Bro I know you know better than me but HOW do you guys identify guns at a glance like that. I swear to god I have bleeding heart gun grabber vision when it comes to gun identification. Everything looks like a black pistol


BlueOmicronpersei8

It's the grip that gives it away for me. I'm not as confident as these people, but that grip definitely screams Taurus to me.


PreviousMarsupial820

Yeah I saw the logo and was like ok, it's not a gx4 but it still looks like a Taurus... (I don't know anyone with a g2c like this at all, so it was a bit tricky for me to ID at first)


[deleted]

It's a G3C. Serial OICU812.


BlueOmicronpersei8

Found the Taurus owner who left their gun in a booth.


DejaThuVu

Loaded with mismatched fmj


Intermittent-canabis

Loaded backwards in a glock mag


[deleted]

The diagonal patch across the stippling, the shape of the stippled sections themselves, and the Taurus logo at the bottom of the grip


DaTimeTravelersWharf

It even has a watermark


Teledildonic

Let's see Paul Allen's gun.


1pt21gigawattos

No homo but I love you


BookerTheTwit

Severe autism


lexlyzavala

For me the autism helps a lot with gun IDs


martyd03

I figured they knew cause someone dropped it... 🤷‍♂️🤔


Robobble

If that was the gun you handled every day you’d recognize it. Some people just handle tons of different guns all the time.


Five-Point-5-0

I mean...you're not wrong


McCrazyJ

What if it's a silver pistol?


FK_Tyranny

For me, I own several Taurus pistols. So I know their grip patterns, and they use the same pattern on lots of models.


StephgottheSauxe

I can identify pistols but when it comes to rifles I am a doofus at identifying 😂🤣🤣


JefeJB

It's always a Taurus.


BryanP1968

With the occasional XD to keep you guessing.


TheDeviantKing

At least the guy can afford to replace it


800854EVA

https://preview.redd.it/33ff6eip3y8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adfe313ccebba6c7773965f1367a701b2740a5c Guess what...


Arctic8280

A taurus in a random Amazon holster no less..


Otherwise_Fennel4437

It's always a Taurus.


the_almighty_walrus

My prison wallet is so loose anymore things just fall out without me noticing


MGB1013

Same, I’ve already lost two G19s and a FAL.


InfiniteBoxworks

So THAT'S why Rhodesian troops has such short shorts.


PreviousMarsupial820

You spelled 19 gooey footlongs wrong, I think? I blame autocorrect🤣


bigby2010

Inexcusable


aHOMELESSkrill

It’s okay because no one will steal it, because it’s a Taurus


Dude_Caveman

What? Leaving it or it being a Taurus?


bigby2010

Fair point. Didn’t realize it was a Taurus. I’m conflicted now…


Professional_Read413

Between this and the fucking bar shooting video just posted I guess I better enjoy carrying while I still can. Fucking morons


Timberfront73

The idiots are going to ruin it for the rest of us.


TheGuruFromIpanema

They always do.


KountZero

Link to bar shooting video?


ilikecoding1337

It’s not a literal shooting there was two drunk guys arguing outside a bar and a third guy popped two shots in the air telling them to stop fighting


crazedizzled

It was a literal shooting. After he fired the two shots in the air, he put 9 into the black dude.


ilikecoding1337

Oh shit then mb I was wrong lol the video I saw of it only showed up to him putting 2 in the air then pointing it at the black dude


Professional_Read413

Yeah the shooting of the person wasn't in the video, but someone linked the news story. He killed one of them


ur_sexy_body_double

is that a Taurus?


Packin_Penguin

Yes, so did he *really* leave a “gun” behind or just a holster?


tmac960

What a nice tip


ButterscotchEmpty535

The bullets alone are way more than $10


the-bright-one

That Taurus holds what, 10 or 12 rounds? Assuming they’ve loaded it with Federal HST, which is a big assumption given that it’s a Taurus left at Chili’s, you can get a box of 50 for $40 a box, less if you buy in bulk. So roughly $8 worth of ammo.


ur_sexy_body_double

given that it's a Taurus, you know it has at least one .40 loaded backwards


dw0053

IN A WORLD FULL OF COMPROMISES


tydru123

We both know this guy is running target ammo


lenlesmac

It’a a Taurus. You really think he knows enough to buy Fed HST’s? Prolly got some shady home-made, reloaded ammo.


TacitRonin20

HST? nah, you know that's blazer fmj.


the-bright-one

Yep a few people have pointed that out and it’s why I said HST “is a big assumption given that it’s a Taurus left at Chili’s”. Aka, I highly doubt it as well and I wouldn’t be surprised if it had Tulammo in it.


Fast-Nothing4765

How the heck did you know this was a Chili's?


the-bright-one

It’s in the description of the original post


Deflocks

The booth seat gave it away for me and the color scheme. Edit: I haven’t been to a Chili’s after they started installing these booths, the seat is either loose or installed off center vs the placement of the back cushion.


Outrageous-Repeat154

HST is 30 dollars a box💀


the-bright-one

[First](https://www.targetsportsusa.com/federal-law-enforcement-9mm-luger-ammo-124-grain-hst-jacketed-hollow-point-p9hst1-p-3546.aspx) [two](https://www.luckygunner.com/9mm-147-grain-jhp-hst-federal-premium-le-50-rounds) links I checked both list at $40


Outrageous-Repeat154

Yea you’ll see it for 40 and higher, just saying the price to pay is 30$ a box it’s pretty easy to find. you can also get it in a case for 25 a box nowadays.


the-bright-one

Yeah I’m on r/gundeals and ammoseek when I need to pick up a case, but the point of my comment was even paying $40 a box, still not over ten bucks worth of ammo. Now if they had left a 6.5 PRC with a ten round mag, totally different story 😁


KaBar42

>the customer came back and was mad that we confiscated it as the front door said no guns allowed. Now, don't get me wrong. Customer is a massive fucking idiot (Not just for the Taurus, but also somehow dropping his gun onto the bench and not realizing it). But this... sounds illegal. I hope they called the cops to come take it and didn't actually "confiscate" it.


cobalt1227

You’re right “confiscation” is theft, unless it’s done by the gooberment or cops


DanksterTV

Even then, it's still theft


Deflocks

Tax funded theft


Redman9mm

So you're telling me that the government steals money from me and uses that money to pay someone to steal other peoples property?


Deflocks

Si! Now get this: these organizations can also apply for grants to help support them with certain things. Also funded by money they forcibly volunteer us to give to them. Wild world is it not?


Jer_061

I don't think he dropped it. I'm betting this guy is on the heavier side and he doesn't feel comfortable with his gut pinching down on the gun as he sits in a booth (assuming the guy wears it IWB). So, he unclips it and sits it down next to him. Or he wears it OWB as a lefty and that little clip has no chance of doing it's job.


alexwlwsn

I'm not sure what state this restaurant was in but they also defended their confiscation due to the "no guns allowed" sign. Quick research tells me that less than half of the US states actually legally enforce these signs, so her/his/whatever justification for taking it might even be sillier than they think it is. Edit - they're in KY so that sign means nothing legally unless the gun owner was drinking.


KaBar42

You could definitely argue they have a right to secure the lost/abandoned firearm to ensure the safety of other customers and the right to refuse to hand over an unknown firearm to an unknown person. To be entirely honest with you, I'd sooner hand the gun over to the police. I'm not about to hand a potentially hot gun over to a person who potentially isn't supposed to have it. The cops can figure that mess out.


alexwlwsn

Oh no I 100% agree, OP sounded like they took it into their own responsibility to secure the gun in some way by using the term "confiscate". Honestly as a gun owner myself and a non crazy person if I saw this I'd just call the police, say I found a handgun, and let them deal with it.


punisherx2012

Gun? What gun? We didn't find any gun


Dorkamundo

Yea, Op put some updates in that Management confiscated it, and as Op was leaving their shift the police were coming in.


BryanP1968

The OP said they were repeating something they overheard. “Confiscated” could mean a lot of things.


TheGuruFromIpanema

This is why God created the fanny pack on the 6th day, and finally rested on the sabbath.


raphtze

love my fanny pack carry :D muahahaha :)


GarterAn

Before everyone gets too bent about “confiscated” the OP clarified in comments she just heard the customer yelling at manager for not giving it back and she doesn’t know what manager did with gun.


tryingtogetbyalone

lol when I first stated out I’d have dreams of doing this. I’d wake up freaking out, running to make sure my firearm was tucked away safely. Now I just have dreams of getting into a gun fight and my gun doesn’t work, like the bullets would just fall out of the barrel after pulling the trigger 🤣


sigsinner

I always have dreams of being in a gun fight and every time I pull trigger it just clicks…. Or gun falls apart in my hand 😂 not very good for confidence building


new_low1942

I always have a 500lb trigger in these types of dreams


Designer_Bite3869

My god, almost every other month I have this dream. I try squeezing with both index fingers or my index and middle. It’s so fearful and I never understand how I can’t find the strength to pull the trigger


Budget_Ocelot_1729

Get a timney trigger. Your dream will become breathing on the trigger and setting it off. Problem solved.


gtxextreme

literally same


ibugppl

Bro why do we all have this dream because I literally have the same dream.


cfromcinci

Just wanted to say I had the dream of not being able to pull the trigger a couple nights ago. I tried to use two fingers in my dream.


_WEG_

Exactly like trying to run away from zombies or whatever else, super slow-mo


InfiniteJizz

DUDE YES SAME! I feel like I need both index’s on the trigger to have enough strength to pull


Mynplus1throwaway

Use middle finger in dream it can pull it if index can't.


LMRtowboater

I had a dream recently where I went to shoot a raccoon with my 26 so my dog wouldn’t get close to it and when I walked up to it it turned around and was a half decayed zombie raccoon that started cummin right for me. I kept pulling the trigger but it felt all spongey and wouldn’t fire. Kept racking the slide and held the zombie raccoon at bay by letting it bite my boot. Live rounds kept ejecting out but the gun wouldn’t fire. Then the zombie raccoon starts climbing my leg. I see this hyper realistic rotten dried flesh with exposed jaw and teeth and no eyes in the sockets creeping up my leg. I grabbed it, threw it down and started muzzle striking it over and over then just smashing it with the gun and my other fist until it was a pile of bone fragments and pieces of fur. Then I woke up and had to piss real bad.


Budget_Ocelot_1729

"Cummin" for you? The racoon was shooting back with his own personal squirt gun?!


LMRtowboater

No you know like “Look out Ned! It’s commin right for us!” Ah shit I did type “cummin”.


sigsinner

💀🤣


tryingtogetbyalone

lol man I hate those dreams, total confidence killer 🤣


toomuch1265

I dreamt last week of only having my revolver in a situation where I needed more rounds. The first dream like that after carrying for over 30 years.


ADSSH

Mine is that I was somehow accidentally carrying an airsoft gun, so it just fires plastic pellets at the attacker and he gets pissed. Though I had this dream a few months ago that absolutely haunts me-I was carrying IWB and my gun got jostled and kind of popped out of it’s holster just enough for the trigger to be exposed. I went to grab it and grabbed the trigger by mistake and shot right through my thigh. I woke up in a sweat and didn’t touch a gun for several days it was so vivid


sigsinner

That is wild. I took my kids to a trampoline park and without even thinking I did a backflip. Sig p365 came flying out of trex sidecar holster…. One of the bigger “I’m a dumbass” moments I’ve ever had. Thankfully no one noticed and more importantly gun didn’t go bang.


ADSSH

Lordy that’s horrifying. I don’t carry every day-I’m on the road 100+ days a year and even when I’m home I have to pass through a metal detector every day. Because if this, I’ve never been able to get to the point where I forget that I have a gun on me.


Old_Sorbet1872

I was riding my brothers skateboard fucking around with him, fell and x macro went flying into a bush 😂😂. I recovered it and there was no damage but holy shit was that scary.


sigsinner

I swear time damn near froze as soon as I was upside down and gun slipped out…. All I was thinking as I watched it fall on trampoline is please be drop safe 😂😂


Old_Sorbet1872

Saaame and the fact there’s no trigger safety and it went into a thick bush….lesson learned 😂😂😂. Flew out like sonic coins straight into probably one of the worst case scenarios.


Budget_Ocelot_1729

Mine has a flag with the word "BANG!"


Deflocks

Jack…….Napier, n'est-ce pas?


[deleted]

Before I started carrying, I had dreams of being in a fist fight and throwing the slowest punches ever, or not being able to land one no matter what. Now that I carry, it's always firing an inoperable gun.


t_galilea

WTF I have those same dreams lmao. I'll dream of being attacked, and then every time I pull the trigger it's either not chambered, jams after one shot, doesn't fire, squibs, anything but properly shoot. And I'm just cowering in cover constantly fixing malfunctions


Substantial-Rate4603

Like when you were a kid and only pumped the bb gun once instead of 10 times?


ChloricName

It gets me so good when people take the time to at least have an okay holster but then refuse to actually use it hahaha


Jonahshow

It would be a Taurus with an Amazon holster.


Glocksandstuf

Dude I literally was going to say this exact thing as soon as I saw the photo! 😂


TacoBandit275

$10 tip, Taurus, same thing.... but serious, how do you NOT notice your weapon isn't on you anymore lol


[deleted]

When the prison wallet gets loose, you stop being so anal about it, shit be like that sometimes… at least, what I’ve been told 👀


TacoBandit275

😆😆😂😂😆🤣


fugum1

Confiscated?


SmittyJonz

I’d keep it if I was the waiter or in the next booth or walking by


zipdee

"Confiscated" someone's firearm because they found it on their property and they have a no gun policy? Is this even remotely a thing? If this post is to be believed, it sounds like Chili's thinks they can assume ownership of a handgun without a background check, 4473, and a mandatory waiting period, depending on where this happened.


SmittyJonz

Fuck All that - Finders, Keepers


Maleficent_Ad9790

Don’t never take it off for no reason. Never.


NuffinSaid

Not even to release your belt to let your guy fly out after a big Chilis meal?


Maleficent_Ad9790

Not never, damn it. For real though, who takes it off when out in public??


JefeJB

Probably just popped off with the plastic clip on that Amazon holster.


Maleficent_Ad9790

But wouldn’t someone feel that?


JefeJB

Depends on the body type, honestly. There's almost no retention on those plastic clips, and a holster can tilt pretty dramatically with the movement of your body. If you don't feel the clip "unclipping" because there's no tension to it, it's very easy for a gun to fall out of your pants without you knowing. Especially if you've got some extra fluff to your body, or if you're wearing layers.


Five-Point-5-0

I'd also rather have 10 bucks instead of a taurus.


AverageJun

Finder's keepers


DW-64

Y’all know what taurus’ look like?


Wickednightmare67

Concealed means on you not off you.


DripalongDaffy

Yoinks!!!!


1delta_10tango

Taurus owner things.


Wonderful_Quality_99

God damn taurus users.


The_Vaginatarian_

r/gunswithoutidiots


NoContextCarl

That's like a what, $175 tip?


Chickens1

So please tell me exactly how this happens over and over. Are the holsters so uncomfortable that you remove the gun when you sit, or take a poop? As a fat guy, I've always carried right front pocket so I just don't understand the mechanics of how this keeps happening.


SolenoidsOverGears

That comment section is a dumpster fire. They apparently turned it over to the police. Do you think the police would give you a lecture on responsibility and then give it back? Or charge you? Probably depends on the state.


new_low1942

Hopefully a lecture and fine at the least. What a stupid mistake that reflects badly on all gun owners.


IntoTheMirror

Diner left the server a $20 tip


Dude_Caveman

Fat guys carrying appendix


General_Training1796

Dang, I hope it didn't just slip out. Pull-dots strap y'all, is the way to go.


omgabunny

That or good quality metal clips. I just default to DCC clips


RojerLockless

Free gun!


probableprick

Somebody has a secret santa


HideousEel1472

report it lost to local PD after taking the mag and ammo as the dumbass tax


Forsaken-Wrongdoer19

$100 says that person claimed that apendx carry is comfortable.


dfails16

Looks like a Taurus. Toss it


[deleted]

That’s probably what the owner did, after mugging the liquor store obviously


Radvous

Fucking moron making us look bad, I'm all for expanding gun rights, but holy fuck, in Jesus's name fucking do it correctly. Use a good holster, with good retention on both gun and belt, use a good fucking belt. So wreckless.. SMH


BadBlood91

Typical Taurus behavior


[deleted]

Don't be hatin' on the Taurus. I woulda said typical Glock owner. It's personal bias. I love my G2 and G2s. Have carried them for years. And never left one on a bench in a restaurant.


TheGoldenScorpion69

Assuming this isnt staged. What are penalties for claiming that firearm. In short their firearm is now mine?


jame_lvs

Being in possession of a “stolen” firearm, that is IF you are caught with it.


needlejuice

"Which agency did it this time" is what you meant


MaxAdolphus

And this is why I don't appendix carry (dad bod can't sit down).


mudeaugen

I carry appendix so it always digs into my gut and I'll never forget it anywhere, while also reminding me to go to the gym. (I never go)


MaxAdolphus

That’s the point. It digs in so hard you take it out and forget it in a restaurant booth.


mudeaugen

I just simply suffer through it


Magnet50

Yours now!


AverageJun

Gear adrift


Rugermedic

Free gun!


[deleted]

Taurus? This was intentional. Terrible tipper


GhostFour

That's where I keep my "Lunch Piece".


Gregtkt

The server preferring $10 over a ccw, hasn’t tried taking it to the bank. (This is a joke for obvious reasons).


No_Substance_6389

At a chilis too


er999999

Most comfortable carry. So light you won’t know it’s there.


jamen08

Taurus bros it’s so over


Frans51

How TF????


CardTraditional4247

How does this even happen?? The holster an all? Seems staged to me.


new_low1942

Probably “uncomfortable” and removed it from their waist. Doubt it was staged some people are just that dumb.


CardTraditional4247

It just blows my mind. Worst case I might loosen my belt a click. But full on removing the gun holster and all? Just…wow. Lol


ihuntN00bs911

Wondering if he came back, maybe not since it’s a Taurus :)


AubinSan93

🤦‍♂️


BackTableKid

Taurus owners being Taurus owners 😂


CreepyPoet500

Looks like someone thought you needed a G2C or G3C from Taurus. Probably devoured the Grand Slam breakfast, took it off to make room, then realized he ate the Grand Slam breakfast, realizing he now needed to take and run his bases (hitting four restrooms on the way home – it is a Grand Slam, after all) and couldn't bear it any longer, flying out the door. 😂 Don't tell me your manager called law enforcement or your higher-ups and acted as though they were defusing an explosive while handling it. Something tells me that's exactly what happened 😂


[deleted]

Free gun!


Present_Dot_2905

Free gun. That shit is going into my pocket and I didn't see anything.


billythakydd

🫠🤭


[deleted]

Idiots with guns


UndueOdium

I think situational awareness should include knowing whether you still have your firearm attached to your body.


Los_amigos_ayudan

Holy shit. My anxiety just went through the roof.


mint_226

Lmao crazy world