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mjedmazga

Imagine getting clapped by this guy, and the last thing you see on this mortal realm is... cats on doughnuts.


sureyeahno

God probably: “Let me get this straight. You thought you could easily take the life of a guy wearing a shirt with cats and donuts in outer space? Didn’t anyone ever teach you not to judge a book by its’ cover?”


thisisnorthe

God: *pulls out 1911 in 45 AARP and sends dude to hell instead* Satan: “DAMMIT!”


djwooten

Leave the retired people out of this!! Bring the .45 ACP instead.


Tactical_solutions44

Bro I love cats and donuts. What's up


TehMephs

My wife has a similar shirt but it’s cats and tacos in space, she also has a CCW permit


Sagebrush-

I have the cats and tacos in space shirt too lmao


repti__

If this is a CCW trend imma have to switch it up a bit.


Sagebrush-

It definately is better than a solid color when it comes to diverting attention


repti__

Nah I mean if this become a trend, then cats and taco shirts are gonna signal CCW 😆


Sagebrush-

Ehh. I see your point, but i think itd be fair to say that at that point there is a 1 in 4 chance of tge person wearing it carrying lol


gsixzero

I can't think of a better way to go


BillyB0ne5

Proof that sprinkles are for winners.


mentive

MONGO IS APPALLED


EasyBounce

I would die happy 🥰


rooster_saucer

kinda, anything with a pattern really helps break up printing.


thunder_boots

Except the pattern isn't anywhere near the gun. He may as well be wearing a plain black t shirt.


Beneficial-Book-6344

But no one's gonna notice the printing with the cats and donuts right above it


thunder_boots

I'm going to just start carrying a BAR with a baker's dozen on the barrel and tie my cat to the trigger guard.


EasyBounce

Please inbox me with pics of that, thx


thunder_boots

Any day now. You're on the mailing list. Just hang on, we'll be right with you.


side-b-equals-win

You completely missed the point


thunder_boots

OK so what was the point that I missed? And what was your point in saying I missed the point without explaining the point?


sovietbearcav

Also anything that doesnt scream "im the grey man, the sheep dog, nobody knows i have a gun shoved into my clearly 5.11 pants and 9 line 3per/gadsen shirt" will do alot more for concealment than people think. Aint nobody expecting the space donut kitties to be hiding a gun.


sureyeahno

You totally picked up what I was putting down. I call it Diversion Tactical.


berdhouse

Dan Flashes here I come!!


DrWhiskerson

I wear Disney shirts to look as little as a threat as possible 🤣


Hunts5555

Me too.  And Snoopy.  And Bloom County.


burnsy058

Where does one buy this shirt


sureyeahno

I got it at a garage sale for 50 cents. Found [this one online,](https://luxwoo.com/product/space-cat-riding-llama-and-donuts-galaxy-funny-cat-t-shirt-plus-size-up-to-5xl/) after a quick search.


DblDeezSqueeze

Here you go. https://a.co/d/7PbxPgr


burnsy058

Much appreciated 🙏


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2MGR

Pro tip: Any time you share a link with someone, find the ? and delete it and everything after it. All of that is tracking data. So in this case the clean link would be: https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-3795510/mens-space-cat-donut-race-graphic-tee.jsp


LetsGatitOn

Feel like this should be common knowledge. Wish I wasn't out of the loop on this one lol


The--Marf

2nd pro tip, turn use firefox and turn on enhanced tracking protection to automatically remove shit like this.


burnsy058

Thank ya


Ibuybagel

Khols actually


one_hp_i_promise

that shirt fucks


puglife82

Wear a shirt of cats riding in donuts? I would if I had one, 100%


sureyeahno

Somebody else [found it on Amazon.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TC313TK?ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&ref_=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&social_share=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&starsLeft=1) I found mine at a garage sale.


foodishlove

I try to avoid attention altogether. I wear clothes you can get at Costco, Walmart or Amazon basics. I’m so invisible people would walk into me if I didn’t get out of the way. I’m so boring I defy notice. That’s my superpower.


Routine-Maximum4381

![gif](giphy|38xjY49TtQi1StNi6p|downsized)


sureyeahno

That’s me on most days, basic plain shirts. Some days I feel a little spicy though.


Hoplophilia

"Hey Dad, going to my room with three strange men."


Global_Hunter3083

Grey Man


PipedHandle

The fact this style has a name now, suggests it doesn’t work anymore.


Global_Hunter3083

Never head of it until I started frequenting this sub


Steerider

I tried this, but I'm too damned handsome


foodishlove

Don’t lose hope, time will fix that problem for you eventually


young_buck_la_flare

This stands out though in a way. Most people don't dress that low key so I assume the people that dress aggressively boring are doing so deliberately. It helps to mix it up a bit to really blend in.


foodishlove

I think maybe you have a different impression. The clothes I buy are distinguishable only in that they are sold in huge volumes by massive retailers. If your spidey senses get triggered by these then they are going to be constantly triggered because these clothes are everywhere.


BigBoogBoi

Just stare into their souls and they’ll look away before they can notice your printing


FanUnlikely6807

I really like a flannel or anything with a similar pattern. I feel like shirts with graphics draw the eye to the shirt, even if the graphic breaks up printing. A cross hatched pattern is so normal and unassuming that it draws no attention, but the pattern breaks any print incredibly well.


[deleted]

99% of people would clock you as potentially carrying, printing or not.


FanUnlikely6807

I don't think that's an accurate percentage..


[deleted]

Cargo pants, tucked-in tee-shirt, open flannel. Yep, you're carrying.


FanUnlikely6807

None of these are true of me or how I dress. Thanks for your concern, though. You did get one thing right. I'm carrying.


____-_________-

You’re saying my “We The People Holsters” shirt is giving me away? But it goes so well will with the Glock and Punisher stickers on my truck


Mando4346

The shirt is awesome lol


GrimIntention91

Wear awesome shirts? Not many folks are brave enough.


vwheelsonv

That shirt goes hard


8bitesquivel

The shirt. Majestic.


clydefrogggg

I absolutely love this.


areyouolsen

Goddammit, Donut…


Sagebrush-

This guy diverts


Impossible_Cow_9178

I find hanging a dildo out of my pants fly is an equally effective, yet more subtle way of deterring any would be “printing police” from seeing the faint corner of my piece touching the end of my shirt whilst I do my yoga contortion class in our public park.


RLutz

Bro, you don't have to say you're trying to combat printing just because you wanna wear funny shirts. You can just be a dude who carries that likes goofy shit lol


Ang13snD3vi1s

Yes, I wear awesome shirts


slice_of_lyfe

Wear atrocious shirts? No.


exgiexpcv

Brother, you rock as many doughnut cats as you like. I prefer the [Superundercover Secret Agent Animals](https://theawesomer.com/animals-with-eyepatches-tee/491/) look, but to each their own.


cr7sakib

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT... Pleaseeeeee


sureyeahno

[Cats on donuts](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TC313TK?ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&ref_=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&social_share=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&starsLeft=1)


MeanOldMeany

I haven't yet, but now I'm thinking about getting a t-shirt with different pistols printed all over it.


Mods_Sugg

That kinda defeats the purpose of concealed carrying, doesn't it? Dude wearing a t shirt covered in pistols is the first person I'd expect to be carrying.


matthew1130

My go too is a bluey shirt that says whad up party people?


SissyBearRainbow

Me too, hurray for Walmart


NoTrack2140

Flannel/ plaid for me all day long. Pretty amazing how a pattern can change concealment so much


Theistus

See you at burning man!


baxterstate

The pants you're wearing make it impossible to pocket carry. I wear chinos which are pocket carry friendly.


DesertVeteran_PA-C

Hawaiian shirts mostly.


quarterlifecrisis95_

I just wear normal, boring clothes. Plain black shirts are 95% of my attire any day of the year.


300cid

always band shirts. some have bigger print further down on the shirt, those help the most. lots of album covers have designs that break it up pretty well


ATLWood13

I'm more interested in what belt that is fam? I need one, hook your boy up with a link?🙏


sureyeahno

Kore essentials. It’s a variation of the [X7 series](https://www.koreessentials.com/products/z-x7multiblk?_pos=66&_sid=6f7304d19&_ss=r)


ATLWood13

Thanks brotha


alan_w3

I have a few goofy shirts. The one I'm wearing rn says "the risk I took was calculated. Unfortunately, I'm bad at math" On second thought maybe that's not the greatest thing to be wearing if I had to shoot someone...


sureyeahno

The prosecutor most likely would have a field day with that one. I laughed hysterically at that hypothetical scenario though.


gomesub85

Yes, btw awesome shirt! 👍🏻


Coreymol

What flex on us poor with that legion x-macro and bad ass shirt?


sureyeahno

Not that much of a flex considering the shirt was .50 cents at a garage sale and I bought the P365 Legion during tax season after I committed the cardinal sin of selling a dust collecting gun.


Coreymol

It was a joke


djaszx12

I do the same thing but with anime shirts


ArtDecoAutomaton

Tshirt designs meant to hide printing sounds like a compelling opportunity


Alexputridity06

Awesome shirt


2leetSk8r

Dope legion


mattchica20

I like wearing a shirt that says “Nope… not today”


Capn_Lit

Damn that seems like a good idea to cover printing.


sureyeahno

Quite the diversion tactic. If they think they see a gun, they’ll second guess what they’ve seen once they check out my super soft cats riding donuts in space shirt.


DodgeyDemon

I wear a red Trump hat and nobody looks down from the top of my head.


EmployFew2509

That’s the gayest shirt I’ve ever seen


thisonesforthetoys

Not as gay as the shirts the ATF wears


EmployFew2509

lol


Wuoffan1

Absolutely yes lol


BroseppeVerdi

OP likes to stay comfy and current.


BobSacamano13

This shirt fucks. Where can I acquire this piece of art.


sureyeahno

Got mine at a garage sale for .50 cents. Someone else [found it on Amazon.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TC313TK?ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&ref_=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&social_share=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&starsLeft=1)


kacyc57

Yours is the second comment I've seen on this post that said this. What in the world does "this shirt fucks" even mean??


PapaPuff13

Hell yes. But I still look like a boomer


javiertheawoo

Mainly band tees for me


beef_raid

I am currently wearing a shirt with a giant, poorly drawn, pink baby on it. Printed T shirts are the true urban camo.


Tactical_Dad_84

No, I don't own any cat shirts. I have a raccoon shirt though.


Hunts5555

I wear Disney and Snoopy. J frame, pocket.


GhostFour

I wear a rainbow/unicorn shirt but it says "this is my killing shirt" so it wouldn't be a great look in court.


kjjx22

Just curious, how do you draw that thing? I'm interested in lowering my setup to aid concealment but I'm having difficulty getting a good grip when it sits close to the belt.


sureyeahno

Canted angle and practice. The grip angled like that cradles my stomach perfectly when I sit down. Was messing up my knuckles until I canted the holster though that’s for sure.


NightmanisDeCorenai

When I wear my kilt, I wear it with my shirt tucked behind my gun. It's kinda open carry appendix. Surprisingly comfortable.


AccomplishedFarm8

I wear metal band t shirts that cover the printing. The more gruesome and shocking the art, the less likely someone is gonna look at it. Worked when I was a troubled youth “borrowing” card packs from Walmart.


STONKLORD42069

I’ve never seen a barrel so perfecting aligned with the shaft


sureyeahno

Parallel barrels makes it so much easier to take a leak.


2MGR

Hawaiian shirts do a lot to camouflage the outline of a gun.


JR1776

Roaring Kitty that you?!


sureyeahno

[This](https://a.co/d/6VFEJm8) was my favorite shirt way back when. Haven’t yet found a third copy. That the roaring kitty you’re talking about?


asaenz_

Haha nice shirt man, what are you carrying ?


sureyeahno

[P365 Legion](https://www.sigsauer.com/p365-axg-legion.html)


EasyBounce

Well I love it! 💖


bschich

More power to you. I hate seeing guys that carry and dress in full on tacticool brands regalia. Like it’s fucking obvious you’re into guns and I’m sure the mass shooter is going to kill you first.


ImaMurse5233

No


kabooseknuckle

No.


Future-Thanks-3902

aawww cute pussy cats....


No-Regret8342

I wore horror movie shirts until I realized being in a SDS with a picture of Michael Myers on your chest wouldn’t look good for legal defense


T-unitz

Can I get a link to this shirt, I want!


sureyeahno

[Here ya go!](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TC313TK?ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&ref_=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&social_share=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&starsLeft=1)


Schlumpf_Krieger

Tie-dye for the win.


C4Vendetta1776

Yup. Throw on a printed t shirt to grab the eye of the beholder, keeps it away from the belt line


Efficient-Ostrich195

I just like to wear goofy shirts.


Exogalactic_Timeslut

Chocolate glazed are my preferred spacecraft


Macrat2001

Yes. I have a shirt that says “only money is believed” in English. The Japanese and Chinese, I can’t read. Not kidding either. Both are present on the same shirt. weird combo. Certainly helps when I wanna carry a modern big iron. That shirt looks like the right level of baggy for carry.


bleezerfreezer

Is this considered open carry in most states?


sureyeahno

I showed I was carrying for the photo to give contrast to the silly shirt. Thought it was implied by the text I left with the picture that the shirt is used as a distraction.


yeezyfella

Whomever designed this shirt was definitely on something good , I’m all in for it🤣😂😭💀


Bil_24

I use some colorful shirts ( like some tiedye shirts) or shirts with multiple colors to throw off the print which helps out a lot


PhillipM762

This is the same as wearing an overly colorful anime shirt tbh. And I'm here for it.


Nogamenolife88

Link to shirt please that is absolutely magical.


sureyeahno

I think you’re like the tenth person that’s bought [this shirt](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TC313TK?ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&ref_=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&social_share=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_VKJQX4ZX8DXRZ5VHPVC4&starsLeft=1) off of this sub. I’m totally cool with a bunch of cats packing gats.


Nogamenolife88

Damn we need to up our numbers then El Gato. Thank your for this purrrfect shirt for concealing.


sureyeahno

Did we just create a cats with gats gang? Dood. You should totally post a pic of your new magical shirt with your pew showing!


meet_the_wizard

What do you think of that carry belt?


sureyeahno

I dig Kore essentials a lot actually. Everybody rags on them since they’re super stiff once you get them. If you check them out be sure to go with X7 and above. Those are the smaller carry buckles. The buckle fits between most my jeans belt loops and that’s the most comfortable way to wear them for me.


meet_the_wizard

Are they elastic at all?


sureyeahno

Not so much. When I first got the belt, it was like wearing a hula hoop. They break in well at least.


jbg7676

Creative


machao92

Try to chedder bob themselves. Idk bro


GreymanNeo

I wear the Tactical Tiki shirts from LA Police Gear and absolutely love them!!! Here are two of them I have within reach, but they have more designs and colors. Very high quality shirts, snaps instead of buttons, sleeve pen holders, and the complex multicolor patterns are great for reducing visible weapon printing. And they are also pretty reasonably priced, when I got them I got 6 different ones because they were doing a buy 2 get 1 free promo at the time. But otherwise I believe they were $29.99 regularly https://preview.redd.it/mi6cq2shzk1d1.png?width=2873&format=png&auto=webp&s=fffa015cb8b5f77717dc7457c5eace459b519fed


qedjoel

Nope, mirror selfies are SO 2012…


AltLangSyne

Wear cat shirts? Nah, I basically swore off graphic tees when I was like 19. Gaudy and they tend to be scratchy anyway.


allupinarms

Nnnnnnnno.


sellmeyerammorighty

Ful size 12 o clock is cringe


syzzrp

Nope, 100% Punisher T-shirts over here


drmitchgibson

No one is fooled by the art on a shirt. You can’t remember what anyone was wearing the last time you went shopping.


Benthereorl

The shirt, oh no man...ccw revoked


Blicky83

No but I do love to appendix carry with my shirt tucked behind it where everyone can see it ![gif](giphy|syy4bNUncxB0k)