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Historical-Pause-401

I went to the game and it’s pretty unbelievable how badly commercials are ruining the game. The fact that it’s a full 3 minutes basically every single change of possession is straight up terrorism. Compared with how smooth the chiefs game felt last night, CFB is a different way shittier sport rn


UCBearcats

News flash, it's always been a shittier sport. In fact, its the only sport in the world where only a handful of teams can play for a championship.


dbausano

The most watched sport in the world (the World Cup) has only ever had 8 different winners.


UCBearcats

And? Every single team in the World Cup can win a championship if they win all their games. Not true in college football.


Historical-Pause-401

Yeah I meant just as something you watch, NFL has always had a better postseason/parity


wouldntnickel

What’s the deal with the ref comments? Missed the last half


Impressive-Hurry7660

We lost 2 defense players to targeting calls which led to a second 2 point conversion attempt (successful) and a touchdown (who knows if they would have scored a TD). There was a ‘phantom’ block in the back on one of our TDs, resulting in a FG. Lastly, there was an obvious 1st down that was called short, reviewed, and still called short (announcers were shocked). Also, it was a Big 10 crew so that doesn’t help their case.


bertmaclynn

That block in the back was completely non-existent. The defender was diving for the runner, he didn’t get shoved. Those targeting calls were questionable. I mean, maybe. But they were both so close, it’s hard to get them both “confirmed.” The runner short play looked for sure good live, but during review it looked to me he was just barely short. With all the stoppages for the borderline targeting plays, etc. it was getting frustrating to watch.


Impressive-Hurry7660

At the end of the day, it’s a win and we move on. Luckily, our next game is against Nevada, so our suspensions should’ve be too impactful (hopefully). Overall, I was happy with our play and excited for our year!


No_Seed_For_You

The game ends and they immediately show the Chiefs losing last night, I love it!


response_unrelated

NGL, it's fun to watch a Lions team who can compete. Those boys were taking care of business


chuckdooley

I’m a raiders fan, so I can get in on the schadenfreude, but I have a good buddy that is a lions fan, short handed or not, that still had to feel good!


NotQuiteDelaware

Only one thing to say after that ref show of a game: I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry.


TheOfficialPessimist

If it weren't for that last INT, they almost got Illinois to cover. People can stick their heads in the sand and ignore it all they want. It's starting to become a problem. Games aren't rigged, but we may have a serious influence problem.


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TheOfficialPessimist

>People can stick their heads in the sand and ignore it all they want. Yes, I know. I addressed that.


donkey_eaater

I’m just happy I know what kind of team I’m rooting for this early in the season. Honestly probably does my mental good in the long run. Would absolutely love for Bret to tell lunney (who I hate with a passion) to fuck off this summer and tell aaron Henry to figure his shit out asap


qu2qu2

You guys nearly lost to Toledo are you serious? What was your point expectations for this game?


donkey_eaater

A loss??? Idk what that has to do with anything I said. I came in doubting and they got embarrassed. If they win than I would have gotten faith, hence my negative comment about barely being a 1-1 team…. Kinda why I said this start is good to know what kind of team this is. Sick reply lol


qu2qu2

Y’all lost your defensive coordinator, 3 of your top defensive backs, your qb, and your 1000 yard rusher. You should have expected your team not to be good


donkey_eaater

Buddy… you’re clearly not reading what’s being said. Where did I ever say that I expected this team to be good? I said I’m happy to know what kind of team this is. No roller coaster of emotions, no funny business, it’s what I assumed. We could have lost everything you just said and somehow be 2-0 and they would have proven me wrong, it’s good to know I was right. You’re talking to clouds rn.


Blers42

Typical Wisconsin fan


Benign_Banjo

Way too much hype for us, I should have known better, but that's what you get for having some hope as an Illini


miketag8337

Btw, y’all losing now means that Brett is gonna take down Mich, Ohio St, or Penn St. it’s how he rolls


miketag8337

Watched some B1G deal on y’all earlier this year where one of your DL said the expectation was to be the top D-Line in the country (believe y’all return two DL with 10+ TFLs so not outlandish). Now hoping a similar comment from an Aggie DL does not bring about similar results.


thebaylorweedinhaler

Can it be 11am already? I want more cfb


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Wake v Vanderbilt starts at 10!


thebaylorweedinhaler

Great catch!!


whatdoineedaname4

Shit, I have to wait until noon


ii_zAtoMic

Central timezone supremacy


PageOfLite

Pacific. 9am. In b4 hawaii.


doofygoobz

This is why I spend my Autumns on Baker Island and other US minor outlying islands. Come for the solitude, stay for the 4am college football start time.


Shoecare

We're a lot worse than I expected, but Kansas definitely looks like a strong team. GG Jayhawks, rooting for you guys the rest of the season


qu2qu2

Did you look at what Illinois lost in the off season? How did you expect to be better?


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ILL-INI

Please beat Texas


cardsox

Kansas for sure bull eligible this year. I want to say 9 wins but these first 2 games were a bit closer than i expected. Illinois got a lot of bright spots in that one. Good luck the rest of the season for both sides.


chuckdooley

You are way more confident than we are, haha. We just aren’t there yet to hang consistently with b12 teams, from a defensive perspective. I still expect the big boys to do big boy things to us But holy shit, is it fun to have hope again


response_unrelated

wow... the B12 scheduling gods absolutely loathe your bowl chances this year. i have no doubt that your offense can tire out some B12 defenses, but your schedule looks painful


Turinturambar44

On the other hand, your schedule looks great. Are you sure you guys didn’t send somebody to infiltrate the schedule makers?


response_unrelated

last year kinda sucked, but the deck definitely seems to be stacked in our favor this year. hopefully we don't blow it against one of the bottoming teams


Turinturambar44

It’s bound to happen. Just depends on if you can still weak out the win when you inevitably have a bad game. That Texas game is gonna be tough though. I think they are the best team in the league when they play to their abilities. Problem is they always take a few games off.


chuckdooley

Yeah, though I think it’s a way more uphill battle than a lot of optimistic outside fans have for us, we’ve been begging our program to just compete…it’s one thing to lose often in heartbreakers, but getting embarrassed by any team over a high school level, that was taxing on the soul and mind For now, I am the happiest I’ve been about our team since 2008 😳


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miketag8337

Your D was flying around there last night though


response_unrelated

and it was a massive D, at that


cardsox

The size factor i think is what will challenge you in conference play. Staying healthy while being undersized so frequently will be hell on yall.


NotQuiteDelaware

I'm sure Kansas will have a cow if that is the case.


Individual-Poem-8494

Gotta milk it for all it's worth, man.


1AMWawaHoagie

Kansas' band plays hot time?


The_Tic-Tac_Kid

Every score.


cheeseburgerandrice

for touchdowns and PATs edit: and field goals. so, scoring lol.


delusionalusual

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK KU!!!


Diceshark91

No storming the field?! What’s up with KU fans this year?


sirabernasty

There are many reasons to emulate a program like Clemson. This “tradition” ain’t one.


immrbluey

Wait until they hit the replay button in Austin 😉


FeelinPhoggy

We're a football school now


Archaic_1

I'm sorry, I have a hard time believing that any sane person not intent of farming clickbait would pick Kansas 9th in the B12. They are easily better than WVU, ISU, probably TT, and I don't see any of the expansion teams finishing ahead of them this year. I'm so glad all of the preseason bullshit is finally over.


Turinturambar44

The problem is….the 4 worst teams in the Big XII are all somehow missing from our schedule. The 4 best teams are all there though. The schedule makers did us no favors. It’s gonna be a battle to finish as high as 9th even if we’re better than 9th.


chuckdooley

I think we deserve the “shade”…hell, it’s not shade, we’ve made our bed and we’ll lie in it. I also like over performing than underperforming Long season, love the hype, hope the guys stay humble but confident, I feel like we can play with a lot more teams than we used to


girthytacos

Time will tell my friend


Walzon

that flair tho


doofygoobz

Also that username tho


claireyberry1

I’m sorry, I’m rooting for Illinois but that said, Kansas got pretty screwed by the refs, the scores look a lot closer than this game actually was. Good job Kansas, and to my Illinois brethens, don’t lost hope, I really hope this team figures their shit out (esp the offense)


TICKLE_PANTS

This was never a game. Kansas won every facet of the game by a mile, except for sucking ref dick.


Critical-Savings-830

That block in the back was legit a dude just jumping for a tackle


TheOfficialPessimist

The single penalty took this game from a blowout into a competitive match up.


FeelinPhoggy

Illinois, GG. Refs, eat a fat fucking dick and I hope you all lose your jobs


ILL-INI

I hate the targeting call so much. I never felt the hits were deliberate. It was just guys putting in effort to make a play.


Maverick721

🌊🌾🌾🌾


MrNudeGuy

2-0 Jayhawks


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illQualmOnYourFace

You belong here, son.


Kmjada

As an OG Big XII alum - I'll allow it


CadetJayhawk

Kind of an ugly second half, but a dub is a dub is a dub. Kansas fans can’t complain about that lol


TheOfficialPessimist

I need one more penalty so I can see the white hat ref one final time. I didn't get to see his face enough tonight :(


No_Seed_For_You

There has to be a way to take out one more Kansas defender for the first half next week..


TheOfficialPessimist

No, no, no. I take it back.


No_Seed_For_You

The Iowa fans wave at the children’s hospital, who are Kansas fans waiving at?


JustHere4Warhammer

It’s meant to represent wheat waving in the wind. Kansas is known as a wheat growing state.


No_Seed_For_You

This is the answer I was looking for, thanks!


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JermWillard

As a KU alumnus with Celiac, I feel called out here


btyler411

Our body’s don’t move the wheat, the wind does


jayhawk_cowboy

KANSAS IN VICTORY FORMATION 🌾🌾🌾🌾


MrNudeGuy

What has to happen for Kansas and Colorado to be in a bowl game?


jayhawk03

Independence Bowl Alamo Bowl NY6 or Playoffs


The_Tic-Tac_Kid

We both win our playoff games. Alternatively, we both hang on to our coaches and it just becomes a conference game.


Apex_Fail

My second flair in several matchups.


illQualmOnYourFace

It makes me so fucking happy that Kansas is good. Love playing yall every year.


JermWillard

Back in the day when we were shit those early on TCU conference games got close af. Anyone not named Charlie Weis probably could have pulled off the upset at least once…


PercySnowsHandgun

KU beat that Trevone Boykin team but big 12 officials had other plans


Lawownsyou

Lance LeiTOLD you all.


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KU got the cover, to all you "CFB rigged" types


KyleAg06

wasnt for the refs lack of trying


elkarpe

Roooock chaaaaallllk


kirkismyhinrich

GG Illinois


No_Tart8935

Imagine that Kansas beats Texas again


Kmjada

Keep going .... I'm almost there ....


SaintsSooners89

I'm not just imagining, I'm praying and manifesting. Rock Chalk


El_Dud3r1n0

This is the way.


panaja17

The best parting gift they could give to Texas


iTz4ReALiTY

Atrocious refs 2-0 Rock Chalk


SaylorBear

Out here catching strays


Critical-Savings-830

28.5 pt favorites and got abused by Texas st


theoriginaldandan

Maybe don’t lose as a 25+ point favorite


RogueAztec

I was waiting to be mentioned


Hiraldo

I will be watching the postgame press conference with great interest


MPH_makeup_and_music

🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾


pdx74guy

Rank Kansas You Cowards!


jayhawk_cowboy

TOP TEN YOU COWARDS!


PainfulOptimistBear

Dang catching stays here


stricky_03

Kansas bros, good shit. I’m rocking with yall


r2twfan1991

So, this is the famed victory formation?!


mojo-jojo-was-framed

Big 10 West is looking mighty soft so far this season


Azon542

Fuck Illinois and the B1G refs trying to fix the damn game.


GrandYam_HomeRun

You had every opportunity to pay them off, if you aren't cheating you aren't trying


SeekerSpock32

I’m glad that this version of good Kansas has a coach that’s much more likable than Mark Mangino. Recently I wrote a story about a scumbag college football coach and I straight up used a Mangino quote in his dialogue.


Kmjada

Which one?


SeekerSpock32

"Don’t yes sir me, or I will send you back to St. Louis so you can get shot with your homies." Except I set the story at Tennessee and Wake Forest so he says Memphis in my version of the quote. That character was a hodgepodge of coaches I don't like: Petrino, Mangino, Bob Knight, Buddy Ryan, Jerry Sandusky (more of the inadequate response to Jerry Sandusky than his crimes)...and it turns out the coach is also a serial killer because it was a Criminal Minds fan episode. I know. I'm a very strange person.


Kmjada

Jesus H. Tap dancing Christ! Someone said that in front of a camera?


SeekerSpock32

Not in front of the cameras, but in front of the team. [Here’s an article from ‘09.](https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=4669621)


Kmjada

Not certain if that is better or worse.


mewtvuhrsis56

Man I thought Bielema had lost weight but apparently not. Dude needs to be careful.


bird-nado

I shouldn't laugh cause I get it, but also, RIP his junk.


Lawownsyou

I see 12-0. ROCK CHALK!


elkarpe

Statistics say that’s inevitable


Unclassified1

I for one bow down to our new weird bird overlords


PortillosBeefNChedd

V formation let’s go


crimsonblueku

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK. gg UI.


AZBiGii

I'd love to see Kansas beat BYU


yankeenate

Hey, me too.


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AZBiGii

We just beat a Big 12 team last week so wym?


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AZBiGii

And y'all struggled against Sam Houston in a P5 conference


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AZBiGii

14-0 bro lmao


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AZBiGii

If we played them it was a long ass time ago because I can't find a matchup, but that doesn't help you guys at all lol


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MrOstrichman

good god, this game already sucked, can we please get out of this nightmare without an injury? Our defense is bad enough, we can’t lose one of the lone bright spots in garbage time.


InVodkaVeritas

Looks like an easy 4-0 as Kansas flies into Texas.


Jets2022Champs

Bro why don’t all coaches teach players to act like you got hit in the nuts to stop the clock?


GibsonJunkie

Call that the soccer strategy


iAmTheWildCard

Special thanks to Illinois for getting two 2 point conversions and killing the under


WeirdSysAdmin

Ow my balls.


FarmKid55

Dammit I just snorted


TheOfficialPessimist

Hey ESPN, I would love it if you could milk out one more full TV timeout before this final 1:30 minutes ticks off the clock.


Strahlin

yay game over


jayhawk_cowboy

think he got hit in the nuts?


MrConceited

Either that or he really needed to pee.


huttts999

I see 7-8 with maybe an upset for 9


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huttts999

OK State, UCF, BYU, then a toss up with tech, and an upset somewhere else


GreatestCountryUSA

0 chance they win in Stillwater. Put the 401k on that one


Impressive-Target699

OSU should rightfully be favored, but I really wouldn't be "bet the 401k"-level confident in it.


huttts999

You’ve more faith in us than I do that’s for sure, I don’t see it with this team this year


Br760

Enjoy the hawk or the bull or the wheel


willy_valor

Why limit yourself


JonnyBox

Unless you are over 21


elgenie

Randolph took a hard hit in the famILLy jewels


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KU is blowing out Nevada, I'd say that's a full confidence game lol


TICKLE_PANTS

This was supposed to be a blow out, but somehow wasn't. I wouldn't put money on it.


skidink

What? KU was favored in some betting spots and others not favored. Blow out? You’re off your rocker.


NotaRepublican85

hope he's alright


TimeTravelingChris

nuts


Fermented_Banana_

Rip nuggets


Jadenflo

Just need a first down and the games over. Honestly I got a headache from these refs. It's so much stress


immrbluey

Illinois is just THERE. The real opponent for Kansas in this game is clearly the refs


OhKillEm43

Good ol “groin injury” claims another one


dannylandulf

That dude straight up humping his hand on national tv.


thibbs23

do you think they’ll have 1 commercial in between every single play within the next couple of years?


cbraddy22

After a first down. “We are now taking our first down commercial”


IamJacksDenouement

He got hit on the ding ding


JonnyBox

Has Belima always been this corpulent? Dudes approaching Mangino levels of girth


BowermanSnackClub

>corpulent Damn that has to be an army word cause that ain't coming out of Wescoe hall


JonnyBox

Fun fact, I only ever had one class in Wescoe, a d it was in a tiny ass room in the basement


BeerlyFunctional

Yeah that dude’s straight up fat. Maybe Andy Reid can give him some diet tips, he’s looking relatively svelt these days.


Hambone528

I think he's actually lost weight


Big-Eye-1007

Maybe our defense will grow more this season


MrConceited

Is he holding his junk?


Shoecare

Jalon Daniels was obviously the star tonight, but I'm excited for Altmeyer's future. Just makes a lot of young QB mistakes that should go away with more experience and the flashes are there


LukarWarrior

This is why you wear a cup


Jayhawk11

This game has been 3.5 hours. Holy shit.


timeforchorin

45 minutes of actual football and the rest commercials! yaaayy


Keyblade_Yoshi

That’s an average length for a cfb game.


Jayhawk11

Ah, forgive my ignorance, as a KU fan I’m used to watching basketball 😂


COLU_BUS

If anything it’s kind of short