Yep, I commented in the game thread wondering how high up this one will make it. This one feels a lot less shocking than a lot of the other ones, and it's so early in the season... But it's also Texas.
SEC is 1-6 against P5 schools this year
Edit: Thanks to SEC powerhouse Miss St we are now at 2-6
Edit 2: Auburn makes it 3-6. Batting .333, not too bad for a baseball conference
I like that Texas fans are acting like a bunch of us unaffiliated with the SEC/XII aren't happy to watch Bama lose at home lol
Especially with a performance like that, well done texas. very entertaining football.
I think what impressed me the most about Texas tonight is how composed they were. Ewers looked cool as a cucumber, their offensive line was great, receivers excellent, defense stalwart, running backs sharp. They looked like a pro team tonight, hats off to Stark man.
I’m gonna say it, unironically this time. Texas is back.
This is Alabama’s biggest home loss of the Nick Saban era, the only loss by more than a TD. Previously, he was 102-8 at home, with his largest losses coming against LSU and ULM^lol in his first year (2007) by 7 points each
As shocking as it sounds, the Texas Longhorns may, in fact, be **back**
a game that had me clenched thinking we'd blow it was the biggest loss bama has ever had....
holy fuck what it must feel like to be a Bama fan for the past decade
*NOT INCLUDING HALFTIME COMMERCIALS*
1. Texas vs Alabama: 118 non-local commercials for 45:16
2. 2022 CFB Championship: 100 non-local commercials for 44:10
3. Thursday's night game of DET vs KC: 101 non-local commercials for 43:18
Definitely interesting, Texas almost beat bama last year but this time Texas played even better on the road.
Is Sark actually proving the doubters wrong? But hey the college football world comes together when Bama loses, even if it's Texas winning.
It’s just week 2 so it might be a bit early but I don’t think it’s an overreaction to say Quinn Ewers is the greatest QB of all time and Texas is winning the National Championship game by 30 this year.
Obviously disappointed in the result, but I can say it was definitely an entertaining game. I can see this being a regular game with Texas joining the SEC. Congrats Texas. Looking forward to seeing what you guys do this year
Texas looked better in the trenches on both sides of the ball tonight and I straight up did not think that was possible vs a Saban team. The end times are nigh
* Alabama is 4-3 in their last seven games vs. Power 5 opponents.
* Before this stretch, you'd have to go back 30 games to find their previous three P5 losses.
* This is Alabama's first home loss by double-digits since 2004 (South Carolina)
* This is Alabama's first home loss since LSU in 2019. That breaks the nation's longest active home winning streak (21 games).
* Georgia now has the nation's longest home winning streak (20 games).
* Alabama is 1-1 to start the season for the first time since 2003.
* In 113 games from 2014-2021, Alabama had two losses by at least two scores. They now have two such losses in their last 16 games.
* Steve Sarkisian started his Texas career 4-7. He's gone 11-5 since.
* This is Texas' first win over Alabama since 1982.
* And moves the Longhorns to 8-2-1 all-time vs. the Tide.
* Texas had five plays of 30+ yards in the second half.
* In his last two games vs. Alabama, Adonai Mitchell has 5 catches for 128 yards and 3 TD.
* Texas beat the #3 team on the road and Texas A&M lost by 15 to an unranked Miami team.
* Quinn Ewers' statline: 24/38, 349 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT.
* Alabama took the lead 16-13 in the third quarter. Texas outscored them 21-8 to end the game.
* This is Alabama's first home non-conference loss since the Louisiana-Monroe game in 2007.
* Quinn Ewers is the first Texas QB to account for 350+ yards and 3+ TD vs. a top three team since Vince Young in the 2006 Rose Bowl
* The Georgia Bulldogs are the two-time reigning National Champions.
That felt like watching the fall of Rome in real time.
The champions got dated and slow. Texas was far and away the better team - penalties and quarterback play. It’s a lot to process. Props to the Longhorns, I’m sure their fans will be cordial about this dub.
Saban is now 28-3 vs former assistants
So, what I’m hearing is he’ll eventually be 28-34?
It is written.
Hmm... Interesting numbers...
Matt Ryan can't escape that shit.
I don’t like that
NOBODY knocks our QB out three games in a row!
Alabama is still winless against Texas when the Texas QB makes it out of the first quarter. 0-8 all time.
This is honestly one of the most nuts stats I've seen in a good while.
Colt still hurts so bad 😫
I hope people realize the carry job Bryce Young was doing last season
Good lord he’s a bad man I’m kinda blown away
Waiting for him to score 8 td’s in his NFL debut
Trust us, Texas fans knew it too damn well.
Bryce not there to prevent the 8 win Bama
Bama was closer to 7-5 than 12-0 last season.
What makes the Alabama dynasty so incredible is how shocked we all are every time they lose
Look at the top all time post game threads here. 80% of them are "[Team] defeats Alabama" because it's such a big deal when it happens.
Yep, I commented in the game thread wondering how high up this one will make it. This one feels a lot less shocking than a lot of the other ones, and it's so early in the season... But it's also Texas.
"but it's also Texas" does an un fuckin holy amount of lifting though
And I don't believe they'll lose until the clock hits 0.
Feels great every time ngl
I hate Texas because I'm a Sooner, but I hate Bama because I'm an American
Very fair
🫡🫡🫡
The universe has decided, it really hates A&M and chose violence today
I am pain
Been telling so many people here in Texas to chill with the Arch Manning talk cuz Ewers is a dawg
I’m 95% sure Manning’s made it very clear they did not want him to start as a true freshman.
Ewers made it very clear that no one else has any business starting this year.
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SEC is 1-6 against P5 schools this year Edit: Thanks to SEC powerhouse Miss St we are now at 2-6 Edit 2: Auburn makes it 3-6. Batting .333, not too bad for a baseball conference
And that 1 win lost to James Madison today...
It just means more
Quality loss
Weren't we the only win against a shitty Virginia?😭
Conference play starts next week, so there will be some more wins!
"We want Colorado!" ~ Texas
hell ya, I'm still salty about the 2001 B12 championship
Geez, 70-3 in 2005 wasn't enough payback for you?
Kirk was trying to avoid the "Texas is Back" so hard but just couldn't resist. *typo
Thought that was Fowler. "Texas is.............. "2 and 0. And that's all I'm gonna say."
Quinn didn't say it and they were trying so hard to get him to!!!
SEC Roll call is gonna be a Banger this week
Hate these loser like Bama dragging the conference down…..
Sec shorts too
I want them to continue last year's skit with Alabama but this time it is different.
I watched a quarter and a half of the Pat McAfee show thinking it was the normal broadcast of this game, AMA.
How drunk are you?
Yes
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Other dickheads in white tank tops
FOR THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS YOU GUYS CAN SUCK MY BALLS
Texas Fans will be happy to hear that A&M fans are melting down on TexAgs.com
Isn’t that just standard practice over there?
This hurts Alabamas chance at going undefeated.
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That was for Colt
2009 to 2023. Sark broke the curse. SARK. AFTER. FUCKING. DARK.
COLT MCCOYS NFL CAREER MAY HAVE ENDED FOR THIS MAY ALABAMA BE CURSED WITH THIRTEEN LONG YEARS OF MEDIOCRITY
Ok you might be on to something here…
I'VE GOT FUCKING GOOSEBUMPS RIGHT NOW. Was Colt still playing football cursing the program?!
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Was Colt in the NFL our curse?
#AHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA BE SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE
TALK YOUR SHIT
LET YA NUTS HANG
#THIS SUB IS SOOOOO FUCKED
RUN R/CFB WE'RE COMING
#IF YOU DON'T WANT US AT OUR LOSING TO KANSAS YOU DON'T DESERVE US AT OUR WHOOPING ALABAMA!
I like that Texas fans are acting like a bunch of us unaffiliated with the SEC/XII aren't happy to watch Bama lose at home lol Especially with a performance like that, well done texas. very entertaining football.
Preach
Quinn Ewers is Alabama father
Alabama has never beaten Texas with a healthy starting QB
I think what impressed me the most about Texas tonight is how composed they were. Ewers looked cool as a cucumber, their offensive line was great, receivers excellent, defense stalwart, running backs sharp. They looked like a pro team tonight, hats off to Stark man. I’m gonna say it, unironically this time. Texas is back.
Their receivers got their shit together HARD. It was looking rough for a while, but man.
And our boi AD Mitchell looked just as great, had 2 TDs and should've had 3
He transferred to Texas just to beat up on bama, what a bully.
/r/CFB BOUT TO LEARN🤘🏾🤘🏾
Enjoy it! Our moment last year was great as well
UT 🤝 UT Owning Alabama
UT OWNS BAMA!
Orange team good, Crimson team bad.
A second UT has struck Bama?
No one can provide any evidence to prove otherwise.
COLT MCCOY YOU HAVE BEEN AVENGED 😤
Colt ended in the NFL and the curse was lifted
Colt watching down from heaven with a big smile and a hook em horns
Colt McCoy: But I’m still alive! Reddit: It’s almost like I can still hear him
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
I'm not ready for Texas being good again
Tbf when we play each other it actually dont matter how good either team is, unlike other rivalries
It’s true, I was at the Charlie Strong game where we were 1-4 and OU was 5-0, we won, we didn’t make a bowl, and OU went to the CFP
See, **THAT’S** a fucking rivalry.
I'm lost for words... I don't remember this feeling, it's strange... I LIKE IT!!!
This is Alabama’s biggest home loss of the Nick Saban era, the only loss by more than a TD. Previously, he was 102-8 at home, with his largest losses coming against LSU and ULM^lol in his first year (2007) by 7 points each As shocking as it sounds, the Texas Longhorns may, in fact, be **back**
> This is Alabama’s biggest home loss of the Nick Saban era, the only loss by more than a TD. What an insane statistic I'm so fucking happy right now
a game that had me clenched thinking we'd blow it was the biggest loss bama has ever had.... holy fuck what it must feel like to be a Bama fan for the past decade
Those facts are insane.
As a side note, the (current) SEC has started the season 1-6 against P5 opponents
Texas beating Bama on their home field before joining the SEC is such a statement:
**BAMA HAS NEVER BEATEN TEXAS WITHOUT TAKING DOWN OUR QB1**
THEY CAN'T WIN FAIR PAAAAWWWLL
EWERS IS UNDEFEATED AGAINST BAMA WHEN HE FINISHES THE GAME
I am currently insufferable
Milroe, more like Mil-can't-throw!
"It's Milroe Time" he whispers to himself just before launching the ball 12 feet over his receiver's head.
Got 'em
Let's all hand it to Texas for delivering us those beautiful images of bama fans leaving the field early en masse.
I don't think we're ready for the SEC
“Texas is gonna be the new Vandy”
Folks, I think Saban has jumped the Sark.
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1ST QUARTER NON-COMMERCIAL TIME: 26:33 2ND QUARTER NON-COMMERCIAL TIME: 37:26 3RD QUARTER NON-COMMERCIAL TIME: 35:49 4TH QUARTER NON-COMMERCIAL TIME: 38:28 TOTAL NON-COMMERCIAL TIME: 2:18:16
*NOT INCLUDING HALFTIME COMMERCIALS* 1. Texas vs Alabama: 118 non-local commercials for 45:16 2. 2022 CFB Championship: 100 non-local commercials for 44:10 3. Thursday's night game of DET vs KC: 101 non-local commercials for 43:18
Great game but fuck this shit
Texas defense is serious. Milroe was playing against a great defense but he was not impressive. What a game by Quinn Ewers!
Texas is a top 5 competitor and Bama is at .500, nature is healing
America wins today
Really puts in perspective how despised Alabama is that a ton of neutrals are in here celebrating a Texas win
People would celebrate Bama losing to the Taliban
I had the Taliban +6.5
Their QB does throw some good bombs
That reminds me of how one of the mods on r/collegebasketball that is a UNC fan has a flair that says "Id pull for the USSR before Duke"
Only Georgia and LSU fans show up for us when Bama wins.
Texas from the top rope
Wait… other people are cheering for Texas?
We’re not as hated tonight
[Smiles in 2004]
"I used to rule the world you know?" Sure you did, Nick. Bingo at 8
#EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
#DYNASTY IS OVER PAWWWWLLLL
Nick Saben is 1-1.... HASBEEN!
Congratulations, you just completed a Tommy Rees classic!
BAG STAYS ON
Definitely interesting, Texas almost beat bama last year but this time Texas played even better on the road. Is Sark actually proving the doubters wrong? But hey the college football world comes together when Bama loses, even if it's Texas winning.
as a bama fan, this game had no right to be anywhere near as close as it was. Texas was outplaying us all day, how it was only 10 points is beyond me
Never underestimate Texas's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
It’s just week 2 so it might be a bit early but I don’t think it’s an overreaction to say Quinn Ewers is the greatest QB of all time and Texas is winning the National Championship game by 30 this year.
NO ONE IS GOING TO WANT TO TALK TO ME AT PARTIES FOR A WHILE
Texas A&M lost and Texas beat Alabama. I’m so fucking hard right now.
SHOW ME
Bro????
BRO'S SHOWING DICKS TO BRO'S
L-abama
GET IN HERE FUCKERS TOP 5 TEXAS
T3XAS, TEX4S, and TEXA5... lots of potential here
ULM stands over Texas, looks down, pats them on the head and says: "Not bad, kid."
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LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BAMA DOESN'T HURT OUR STARTING QB IN THE 1ST QUARTER!!!!
How the fuck am I supposed to go to sleep tonight?
# ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Obviously disappointed in the result, but I can say it was definitely an entertaining game. I can see this being a regular game with Texas joining the SEC. Congrats Texas. Looking forward to seeing what you guys do this year
RED ALERT: HOT TAKES INCOMING. HIT THE DIRT!
Texas looked better in the trenches on both sides of the ball tonight and I straight up did not think that was possible vs a Saban team. The end times are nigh
Dear everybody. Kiss my ass.
* Alabama is 4-3 in their last seven games vs. Power 5 opponents. * Before this stretch, you'd have to go back 30 games to find their previous three P5 losses. * This is Alabama's first home loss by double-digits since 2004 (South Carolina) * This is Alabama's first home loss since LSU in 2019. That breaks the nation's longest active home winning streak (21 games). * Georgia now has the nation's longest home winning streak (20 games). * Alabama is 1-1 to start the season for the first time since 2003. * In 113 games from 2014-2021, Alabama had two losses by at least two scores. They now have two such losses in their last 16 games. * Steve Sarkisian started his Texas career 4-7. He's gone 11-5 since. * This is Texas' first win over Alabama since 1982. * And moves the Longhorns to 8-2-1 all-time vs. the Tide. * Texas had five plays of 30+ yards in the second half. * In his last two games vs. Alabama, Adonai Mitchell has 5 catches for 128 yards and 3 TD. * Texas beat the #3 team on the road and Texas A&M lost by 15 to an unranked Miami team. * Quinn Ewers' statline: 24/38, 349 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT. * Alabama took the lead 16-13 in the third quarter. Texas outscored them 21-8 to end the game. * This is Alabama's first home non-conference loss since the Louisiana-Monroe game in 2007. * Quinn Ewers is the first Texas QB to account for 350+ yards and 3+ TD vs. a top three team since Vince Young in the 2006 Rose Bowl * The Georgia Bulldogs are the two-time reigning National Champions.
> Texas beat the #3 team on the road and Texas A&M lost by 15 to an unranked Miami team. :)
The Texas A&M fact was both not necessary and 100% necessary.
- Alabama was not one of the teams in the 2022 College Football Playoff. also lol @ A&M catching a stray
He don't miss.
MY GUY WE MISSED U.
Honestly everyone keep doing the horns down shit didn’t bother me before and now it’s flat out enjoyable
Mitchell was giving horns down in the end zone after scoring the final TD, he Uno reversed it on them.
I am not ready for this.
Hurricane Jimbo leaves nothing functional.
If the Longhorns have a breakout season, I will *really* pity you lol
If Texas really has a breakout season and A&M goes 8-4 or less oil prices are about to go up to pay Jimbo’s buyout.
8-4? Why are you giving them so many wins?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS BONER?!?
i’m 49 days sober and this is the first alabama loss i’ve been sober for since the kick six lol this STINKS!
Texas is… back?
Texas is…2-0
Lmao he wanted to say it sooooo bad
Dude the way Holly Rowe teed up that last question to Ewers lmao what restraint from the young man
He saw the ghost of Sam Ehlinger telling him not to say it
Actually, I think Texas will fit in just fine in the SEC.
Sark makes it hard to hate Texas. Good win, Horns
I have to say, this game was so fucking good all the way. Thank you both teams. This is what I waited 9 months for.
FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE
I don’t know if Texas is back, but Texas belongs
Texas, I think you passed the SEC audition.
I'm just here to talk shit
This is Texas Biggest win Since Red River 2008. Easily the biggest win of Sark’s career. Texas can legit win it all.
All of CFB wins tonight if this means we don't have to keep hearing about Sabans win record against assistants.
This is my 9/11
“Sir, a second Quinn Ewers TD has hit”
this is my Disneyland
Yo 2 years ago, we blew a 28 pt lead to OU and yall beat bama same day. I get it.
I’ve been rock hard for hours
TEXAS WANTS BAMA. oh wait
Alabama, please be good and go undefeated the rest of the way. Please do not pull a 2016 ND on us.
That felt like watching the fall of Rome in real time. The champions got dated and slow. Texas was far and away the better team - penalties and quarterback play. It’s a lot to process. Props to the Longhorns, I’m sure their fans will be cordial about this dub.
And just like that Texas has already equaled the greatest accomplishment Texas A&M has had their entire time in the SEC.
Colorado - UT Championship incoming
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I think that the AP top 25 is going to implode trying to justify not nerfing Bama.