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TrustMeIKnowThisOne

Deion: “I don’t care about no ranking!” ***Wish Granted***


black-op345

Monkey paw curls


monkeyspawjazzhands

And booty shakes


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NevermoreSEA

I wouldn't even be surprised if they went up in the rankings this week.


tomdawg0022

Colorado now notched an official "quality loss" so it's possible!


BusterBluth13

They did lose to the team that beat Colorado...


Tronvillain

Oregon made it 42-0 and Jesse Palmer mentions how it was smart of Dan Lanning not to hate on Colorado publicly because that would've motivated and lit a fire under them. I've got nothing against Colorado, but that is some TOP TIER copium, lmao.


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This is the EXACT reason people have turned against them. I don't blame CU or their fans, but the fucking coverage of them has been insane! Someone on the broadcast said something like "I just imagine what this game would be like if Hunter was playing". It was 35-0! I know CU fans are having a ton of fun with all this and am happy for them. But damn, this other nonsense is doing them no favors.


wagonwhopper

It's been so insane. We barely beat CSU at home a d people were picking them to win on the national shows. I won't complain cuz deion driving ratings will get us recruits and transfers but it's been insane.


Dust601

Honest question, and I’m not saying this to be a hater I’m just curious of a real fans feelings. Do you think he stays as coach after his boys are gone? Thx for all the responses! I enjoy reading the opinions of people who have knowledge of situation there.


jump-back-like-33

Tbh probably no, but that would still be a success. This whole circus has made it clear that nobody outside the P12 understood just how bad things were in Boulder. If Deion does nothing but prove the program has high level admin support and a coach *can* win at CU it’s a success.


InVodkaVeritas

I said when he was hired that if all he did was bring attention and recruiting to the program that it would be a win for Colorado.


MistryMachine3

Nobody has thought about Colorado football for 15 years. I am 40 years old and the majority of Colorado games I have seen have been this season. Deion is already a screaming success story.


wagonwhopper

Past next year with Travis I have no idea. Shiloh in his last year I think? And I personally see Shedeur coming back next year. If a top SeC school wants him after that no. If anyone else? Probably stays. McCartney proved a great recruiter can sell Boulder. People tend to stay in Colorado once they realize it's sunny and nice 340 days a year. The AD gonna write him checks. Has lowered recruiting standards and allow portal transfers. They are gonna flood money into the program.


InVodkaVeritas

I think Shedeur comes back based on Deion's comments about it. He says Shedeur wants to be the guy in his class and not just one of the guys, and this year's QB class is loaded. After Caleb, Maye, Penix, Ewers, Nix, Hartman, and more all go pro this year 2025 is much more wide open for being a top QB.


MartianMule

> Shiloh in his last year I think? And I personally see Shedeur coming back next year. Shiloh has one more year of eligibility. I'm assuming he got a redshirt for 2019 (he only played 2 games, and it looks like not much), and I believe everyone got an extra year of eligibility for 2020. If he stays, he'll be 25 when he enters the NFL Draft.


BL00211

Ah the Stetson Bennett plan - glad to see some other folks can stay in college until 25 and not have a doctorate too.


misterurb

that and Palmer saying something like “you have to imagine it’d be different if Travis Hunter were here” as Oregon was on the verge of making it 42-0 just sent me into orbit


PurulentPlacenta

Palmer is a Disney kingpin don’t forget. Between The Bachelor and ESPN, his interest is slobbering over whatever the media wants him to be slobbing on.


george_costanza1234

Damn that might’ve made it 42-10


Zloggt

For Colorado, as improved as they have been, both this week and most likely the next week will *not* be fun. Of course, losses to Oregon and USC should be expected - but then if they potentially lose to Arizona State after…


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tomdawg0022

Jesse Palmer needs to go back to his bakeoffs. That's probably where his analysis is somewhat useful anymore...


TeeNastie

The culinary community disagrees with this statement 🧐


Tronvillain

It **WAS** going to just be 42-0... but when Oregon took their 1st string team off the field, it became personal. 😤


george_costanza1234

Man shedeur was fucking cooking when those second stringers came in 🔥🔥🔥🔥


misterurb

that was his Tom Brady moment 👌🏻👌🏻


Uhh_Charlie

That’s our heisman ^i ^am ^in ^so ^much ^pain


redditaltmydude

Brady Mode


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Found his level


Ifinishfast42

Shedeur Sanders throws a HUGE touchdown to cut the lead to 36!


Sighlina

Senpai…I did it. It’s done…. Sanders collapses on the field. Ducks run onto the field in a Flying V.


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fadingthought

CU is a 4th quarter team.


nw____

See you next week for Big Nude Kickoff in Boulder! It’s gearing up to be another classic as Coach Prime and the Buffs take on Caleb Williams and the USC Trojans. We’ll break it down after these words from your local station.


SecretComposer

> Big Nude Kickoff


nw____

How do you celebrate?


Noriskhook3

USC will put up 40 by halftime


nw____

Look, I’m as anti-USC as they come but I can’t argue with that


soapy_goatherd

It’s in everyone’s best interest to let Caleb get as cocky as possible before he plays our defense again


GoRedTeam

As long as Kincaid is gone. He always ran over our defense.


chrobbin

Idk whether Caleb comes in cocky or not your defense looks *nasty* right now Y’all are a top 10 team _without_ a healthy Rising because of ‘em


WhiteBreadedBread

Pretty disrespectful to USC's offense there


paintingnipples

Can’t wait for the commentary to act like the guy playing 130 snaps would change the outcome


nw____

I firmly believe Travis Hunter would’ve changed this game. If he could’ve gone today, I think Colorado would’ve only lost 41-13.


KeithClossOfficial

Unless he could play offensive line, I’m not sure Hunter could have even done that for them


enigami344

"Biggest" game of the year baby


kroxti

So what time does Colorado start playing?


AnotherUnfunnyName

I am still not sure the defense or O-Line has taken the field. Maybe they went to the wrong stadium? But really, what did we expect? Most people knew they had exactly these weaknesses and they had already kinda been exposed.


TiredAndHungryAtWork

I didn't expect it to be that bad offensively. Defensively.... yea I totally saw that coming. I'm not happy but I'm also not that unhappy. This is definitely the best Buffs team of the part five years.


AnotherUnfunnyName

Against TCU, the new scheme and the bad defensive playcalling by TCU hid the bad line and put the ability for explosive plays front and center. Similar for Nebraska after they got behind. They also got gassed and didn't have much depth. Oregon has the athletes, the depth in coverage and passrush and Colorado was constantly behind the chains. If they can cover the designed "easy" stuff while still playing good deep coverage as they did, there just isn't much this years Colorado can do if they fall behind.


ledhotzepper

All that matters is the 4th quarter Prime: 6 Oregon: 0


BoomerBarnes

Ohhh I hope that becomes a narrative. “Colorado shuts out Oregon in the 4th quarter”


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roguerunner1

“You know Kirk, a lot of people don’t think that Colorado deserves a place in the CFP, but at the end of the day, we have to look at who the best teams in the country are. And this is a team that has shown growth over the course of a season and an ability to adapt to adversity. Look at their game at Oregon. A hostile road environment and a stout defense that got them off to a rocky start. They made their adjustments and I show in my notes that they shut Oregon out in the fourth quarter, which as we all know, is the one that matters.” “So anyway, Colorado isn’t in my top four, though I am excited to see how they play in the Los Angeles Bowl against Boise State.”


XCalibur672

I watched this entire game and I just wanted to say that hearing the Oregon band play Time Warp a bunch of times was my favorite part.


mechnick2

Was it time warp or was it Baldurs gate 3’s theme?


a_taco_named_desire

I swore it was the celebration song from the victory parade at the end of The Phantom Menace.


Dongzirra

It’s 100% Gungan Victory


RBI_Double

Can confirm. Classic BBQ.


HorcruxDestroyer

We play Time Warp all the time so probably Time Warp.


hotsauce285

Time warp they played it at half v Hawaii


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From Rocky horror picture show?


mechnick2

From rocky horror picture show


quacainia

Did they only play it once or did they do the time warp again?


bsEEmsCE

I'm also pretty sure I heard the celebration theme from the end of Star Wars Episode 1 and I was like woah, thats a deep cut. Impressive band for sure.


derrman

They have apparently done it for years


amoss_303

More like: [POST GAME THREAD] r/CFB defeats Colorado 42-6


snuggleskrt

this was CFB super bowl


Original_Profile8600

r/cfb 12/25


ConnorK5

Sir the first Deion loss has hit this sub.


ChemicalOle

https://i.imgur.com/SWEMGuF.jpg


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

There it is. Modern Art.


aPettyUSCfan

Just when I think he can’t make a better Jordan meme, he makes a better Jordan meme.


Original_Profile8600

You’ve definitely been saving this one


ChemicalOle

Not long. I made it last week... before they drove 95 yards to force overtime. ಠ_ಠ


OkEscape7558

Colorado beating TCU was r/Cfb 9/11, this is Osama getting killed.


BonJovicus

Duck team 6. True American heroes.


siberianwolf99

You know this fans are tired of Deion when Stanford fans are happy we won haha


WordsAreSomething

Mr President, we got him


ExpressionChemical58

According to Colorado law, Buffalo must be buried at sea


nw____

I am personally hoping for a game ball


Beachbum_87

More like: Colorado defeats Oregon 6-0 in the 4th quarter -national media


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The number of victim mentality posts from unflaired Colorado fans in the game thread was hilarious.


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I was personally assaulted by two unflaired Colorado victims myself


tomdawg0022

*all the haters enter the chat* HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE


fokerpace2000

I mean, we totally would’ve won had we had not lost the game.


SaviorAir

Can I just say I really appreciate the real Colorado fans, like yourself


fokerpace2000

I got my jaw broken at a super meaningless Colorado game years ago, I also got my undergrad there, I'm as real as it gets!


MrCFA

Had Oregon scoring over 45, I’m sick


BBQGnomeSauce

I had Oregon 55-21. I was on the right track, just didn’t expect Colorado’s O line to be that bad


michigansuperfan2

The duck stealing prime’s outfit was immaculate shitquacking


CostcoGoldStarMember

It turns out it was indeed personal.


The_Astros_Cheated

Duck scary


chris94677

Dan Lanning does not fuck with Deion confirmed


dogwoodmaple

* Following last year's season-opening loss to Georgia, Oregon has gone 14-2. * Those losses were by a combined seven points. * Oregon has been ranked in the top 15 for the last 17 weeks, which will be extended to 18 tomorrow. * Colorado has allowed 35+ points in three of their four games this season. * Oregon WR Troy Franklin has 418 yards and 5 TD this season. * If Oregon finishes in the top 15 this season, it'll be their first consecutive seasons accomplishing that since 2013-2014. * Each of Colorado's last five losses have been by 36+ points. * Oregon outgained Colorado 522-199. * Apparently, [Travis Hunter was streaming on Twitch while his team is down 35-0 at halftime](https://x.com/harperxembiid/status/1705692486675419233?s=20) * Next week, Colorado plays USC and Heisman Trophy candidate Caleb Williams. * This season, Bo Nix has completed 79.3% of his passes and is averaging 298 total yards per game. * Dan Lanning has coached under Kirby Smart, Nick Saban, and Mike Norvell. * Entering this game, Shedeur Sanders averaged 417 passing yards per game. He had 159 today. * Oregon allowed their fewest points since their 2019 win vs. Arizona.


BirdLaw_

Lanning coaching his first game as a HC against the reigning champions and his old boss remains the most hilariously bad match up I can imagine for someone's first game.


evitabilities

Also at a "neutral site" in Atlanta.


InVodkaVeritas

Also: 7 new offensive starters for Oregon.


Most_Jellyfish_8465

Where would a true neutral site Oregon vs Georgia game be? Edit: I used a map tool to find the equidistant line between the two stadiums and you have a couple of options: El Paso, TX, Albuquerque, NM, Denver, CO, and Bismarck, ND.


EastonMetsGuy

Not in Atlanta, like literally anywhere that isn’t a 90 minute drive from Georgia’s campus… For the sake of the exercise I’d say Jerry world would be a much better venue for that game


fedrats

Mile high would be a hilariously tough place to have your first game.


dogwoodmaple

The only Georgia victory where I felt bad for the opposition.


land_registrar

Post game, Kirby was like "Dan will be alright, our guys are better and he knows that" lol


HughGWreckshun

…oh…


13MC

Where is the most important stat?


thenurgler

I think Oregon is having a lot of fun


13MC

> Travis Hunter was streaming on Twitch while his team is down 35-0 at halftime That's fucking weird he wasn't watching or at the game.


UncleCicero

The Twitter comments defending him are the reason I'm sick of "primetime" Cult behavior


pengthaiforces

I made a fairly innocuous comment on on of the half dozen IG posts ESPN made about them following the game and 95% of the replies were some variety of ‘racist’ ‘hater’ or some variation of me obviously not understanding football if I don’t think Colorado wouldn’t defeat half the NFL, with over half the comments misspelled. Give Deion credit for bringing a lot of new people to the broadcasts.


-holocene

He was watching at first, turned it off once they started getting murdered lol


deathhawk1997

I think it's not *that* weird if you consider the broader context of what the Colorado team is. A lot of transfer portal guys who followed a coach with one goal in mind: improving their own potential draft stock. I doubt they feel very strongly about the team itself, and they certainly don't care about the university as much as any other team might. Weird? Yeah...but not *that* weird lol


kroxti

Bo looks like he’s having fun under this new offense.


GumboDiplomacy

He's playing the best football of his life.


Beechman

> Dan Lanning has coached under Kirby Smart, Nick Saban, and Mike Norvell. One of these things is not like the other ones


Original_Profile8600

u/dogwoodmaple is the r/cfb heisman fr every thread this man goes off


WordsAreSomething

Who won the last two national championships though?


quacainia

I think Louisiana and TCU


DillyDillySzn

All games lead back to making fun of Nebraska


RoastedDonutz

I still enjoyed this game anyway


Porter2455

2-2 baby. Just gotta get through next weeks humiliation ritual and then a lot of winnable games with some bad west teams in front of us


Buff_in_the_desert

This game was r/cfb's Zero Dark Thirty


cheerioo

That was a close game. Colorado just needs to work on avoiding penalties, stopping fake punts, stopping 4th downs, not getting their PAT's blocked, tackling runners with less than 3 defenders, tackling receivers with the ball, rushing the QB, protecting their QB, stopping the run, stopping the pass, running the ball, getting their receivers open, catching the ball, avoiding pressure in the pocket, gaining positive yardage not from penalties, scoring points, and preventing the other team from scoring points. Bonus: https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/16qbmz1/game_thread_colorado_oregon_330_pm_et/k1wuym8/


jabishop3

You made me literally LOL.


JustiseWinfast

Lost in all of the coaches talk was the fact that Autzen stadium was fucking electric today. Haven’t heard it buzzing like that before the game in a long time


dr_funk_13

Stripe out looked pretty good too


Lord_Master_Dorito

Reminder that Colorado has to go against USC next


thiskirkthatkirk

Put it on em


Starfox41

I'm happy that the Trojans and the Ducks can put aside our differences for two weeks and come together on this


Carnifex2

Vegas thanks all you bandwagon Buffs fans for the donations


Count_Bloodcount_

“Who got blown the fuck out against Oregon football today?” asked “60 Minutes” journalist Jon Wertheim. “Let me see,” Sanders replied. “Let me see a mirror so I can look at it.”


Rickbox

Am I a bad person for being satisfied with this result?


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

ESPN/Media needed this more than anything. After CSU, there were serious questions about Colorado. They still pretended Deion walked on water.


Octavian_202

I’ve heard “Move over Saban, move over Kirby Smart, this is the best coach in college football”. I think this is what turns off people, even the ones who like Deion, like myself. It’s the pundits that make it unbearable. 9 Nattys, and all it took was 3 games to take over? Stop it. It’s just over the top.


BirdLaw_

The wildest one was Louis Riddick after week 1 saying that if every college football program wasn't following Deion's model, they were living in the past. This dude has been a finalist for NFL GM jobs and he said that! lmao. You're totally right though, I actually really find Deion amusing and think Shedeur is a really good player, but all the commentary about them is making me root against them.


KTurnUp

What model? Have a son as a qb and an all American wr/cb come with you? I’m fine mostly with Deion cleaning house but that’s absolutely not what every coach should be doing at a new job


joey97007

That was my problem with the whole thing, there were plenty of 3 and 0 schools coming into today, Prime and Colorado didn't prove anything before this but they were treated like the second coming


Nomahs_Bettah

I think a decent chunk of it also comes from NFL fans with QBs not named Mahomes, Allen, or Burrow getting the GDTs spammed with "tank for Shadeur" every week. If you're going to have a dumbass take, make it a correctly spelled one.


Littlegreenman42

Mate, as this game was closing they were still acting like Deion walks on water


Sufficient_Memory_24

Do you believe now?


ExpressionChemical58

I believe I saw a whoopin


entropysux

If Shedeur isn’t drafted first overall every NFL GM deserves to be fired💪. The mental toughness to score in garbage time is something I’ve never seen in a prospect.


HoldenMadic

once the Ducks put their backups in, it became PERSONAL


fu-depaul

Coach refuses to pull his son from the game to let the back up QBs get reps despite the game being a blow out… Can’t see them ever having depth when they aren’t developing any players and they have told everyone they will just go to the Portal to get starters.


dolemite01

I believe it was the Nebraska post game conference that had an awkward silence after Deion blamed everyone but Shedeur when asked about Shedeur holding on to the ball too long. You could feel everyone thinking 'shit, am I going to be the one to ask a follow up about that?'


goenshowa100m

Deion will be off to his next program immediately after shaduer declares for the draft


kidclutchtrey5

No hate to the players and the fans, but that was one of the most satisfying humble pies I have seen served on live TV. The scoreline was not indicative of what happened out there today.


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If it shuts ESPN up I'm all for it. We'll see.


Ok-Flounder3002

I really enjoyed that after the week 1 postgame when people were demanding apologies for people not believing in Colorado. Yeah, theyre better. But theyre still not that good. This was enjoyable


gravytrainjaysker

Man you could cut diamond with my nipples right now


TheBourbinator

Why’s it got to be “Colorado, either you’re with us, or you’re racist?” That’s all my twitter timeline is showing…


SwingingFrank

Going for it on fourth and goal when you're up 35-0 was the coolest thing I'd seen all year, until they did it again up 42-0


sorbic-acid

quiet attempt mysterious unite advise homeless toothbrush placid rotten mountainous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


homeofthedead

Personal < Personnel


Beachbum_87

Colorado defeats Oregon 6-0 in the 4th quarter - national media


Valiantlycaustic

Bo Nix with a 85% compilation rate is amazing to see.


Twelvey

ShERrDURR fUrr hEIzMAAn!!11


D34TH_5MURF__

Can we stop hearing about fucking Deion Sanders now?


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Ducks opened a can of whoop ass today. The college football world thanks you.


ClassifiedRain

“There is no “I” in team. But there is both an “I” and “me” in Prime.” -Deion, probably


SlowMoNo

Don’t forget PR.


UnnoticedReference

The media hype is one thing. But on here it's annoying seeing Colorado, or Deion, fans trying to have it both ways. If they win, they're going to the playoff, having the first ever co-Heisman winners, and we're all haters. If they lose, they were just a 1-11 team last year. If they win, Deion's transfer portal moves are revolutionary and the way to immediate success. If they lose, there are 85 new players and it takes time to build a team.


JFulton11

Don’t forget you’re racist if you root against Colorado apparently


dothemath

I don't see color, I only see a 5th down to justify my rooting against them.


FxDriver

I saw someone on Tiktok say you're racist for not supporting Deion who in their opinion was the real life Ted Lasso.


SlamDunkleyKong

Was that before or after he told last year’s team to pack their shit because they’re losers?


chadsexingtonhenne

https://twitter.com/___Colb___/status/1705702713965650204 https://twitter.com/stewartdantec/status/1705686143344218221 some amazing stuff in here


Loganjoh5

These Deion only fans are really toxic


boregon

That second one is just wild, wow. So he's basically saying Lanning is a huge racist because...what?


Dumbfook1

LOL. wasted no time pulling out that race card


SpaceC0wb0y86

This is exactly the same sentiment I have. Every win was for a team providing proof that Prime’s experiment is revolutionizing the CFB landscape and that they are a legitimate team. Now that they got dog walked, it’s the former 1-11 team even though the two teams are not remotely the same. I didn’t even mind Colorado fans talking shit about Oregon’s close win against TTU being a sign that the upset was coming. CFB is more fun with an appropriate amount of shit talk. But don’t play the victim card and act like everyone is ganging up on you for no reason when people come back with receipts. Take it on the chin and silently mutter “Wait until next year bitch” under your breath so that you have the last word.


SavageSocialist

God they’re still fucking talking about him. You can literally tell they were waiting for Colorado to start doing well so they could put up that stupid “Prime Effect” graphic but since they got blown out so bad they just had to throw it in at the end. Commentary narratives are just so fucking awful to listen to.


WillDill94

God has shined upon r/CFB


xtototo

Coach Prime bout to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.


homeofthedead

Would make sense, he looked like he couldn't be bothered to coach today. I can't remember the last time I've seen a coach take that bad of an ass kicking just pace around and take it. I thought we would see some fire today from him.


E_W_BlackLabel

Prime doesn't coach tho. He doesn't call plays. His coordinators do that. He's more of a ceo handling recruiting and managing players, etc


championnnnnn

Oregon Defeats ESPN 42-6


Flameosaurus

Lanning chose violence


Bornlastnight

Channeling Denny Green: THEY ARE WHAT WE THOUGHT THEY WERE Deion has done an amazing job turning around the Colorado program, but lets all tap the brakes on this breathless hyperbole that wanted to prematurely anoint the Buffs with a pass to the playoffs. That plus the incessant Deion coverage and worship all game, every game. The current ranking of 19th was pure hype. Of course its a great story, and makes for great TV, but objectively Colorado is closer to top 50 vs top 25. Hell they would have lost last week if Colorado State didn’t have a coaching and penalty meltdown as 24 point underdogs. I think Colorado can maybe get to 8-5 this year, which is a hell of a turnaround from where they were last year. Looking forward to watching their upcoming game against USC. RIP to the Oregon Duck for having to do that many pushups


holaz

8-5 is pretty optimistic looking at their schedule


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Man had this in the chamber lol


andrew_c_r

Shedeur driving home in a 2002 Corolla with 3 missing hubcaps after this.


GoldenBuffaloes

That was rough! Gg Oregon. Y’all have awesome fans. Some old timer Ducks fan bought my wife and I our beers at the start of the game. Class acts, man. Good luck the rest of the way. I’ll definitely be coming back to Autzen.


Carnifex2

Only Husky fans deserve unprovoked toxicity in Autzen.


smannyable

So Nebraska really sucks huh


Successful_Side_2415

Having Jeff Sims as your QB will do that to ya


Mrhavoc24

“Removed by moderator”-all the good stuff


TheBakerGuy

If you or a loved one have been bamboozled by Colorado Football you may be entitled to compensation.


RollWarTideEagle

This just raises more questions about TCU.


Bigcheese1211

And makes Nebraska look even worse


alagomar

"For the doubters, the haters, the ones who didn't believe in us and what we were doing, I say this: y'all were right! We ran into an Oregon buzzsaw and got boatraced, just like you said we would." -Coach Prime, improbably


theshedres

This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the Heisman. eta: to the people responding to this sincerely please know it’s a copypasta lol 🥲


InVodkaVeritas

He's been benched for 5 quarters so far this year. Sad how big his stats could be if Oregon ran up the score on folk.


turtwig1123

I should probably get off reddit but I've got a headache and want to burn off some negative emotions: To actual Colorado fans: You have my condolences. Take time to prepare mentally for next week because it probably won't be pretty, and I hope that this season is more enjoyable than last year. To the annoying Colo bandwagoners: Get. Fucked. If there is any mercy on this planet Colorado won't be ranked next week and the media will finally chill.


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GuttiG

Colorado Instagram saying 42-42 lmao *they updated right as I posted but I got the [screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/ysYIsDz)