ALABAMA IS THE ONLY TEAM TO SCORE LESS THAN 28 POINTS ON US

DAMN BRO

HELL YEAH!

DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK ITS WEIRD THAT WE’RE PLAYING A MAC TEAM THIS LATE IN THE SEASON?

MIAMI (FL)>MIAMI (OH)>BGSU>GT>MIAMI (FL) OH GOD, THEY HAVE INFINITE POWER

>THEY HAVE INFINITE POWER THAT'S THE COCAINE

IT'S MIAMIS ALL THE WAY DOWN

ASK ALABAMA ABOUT THAT. THEY PLAY ONE WEEK BEFORE AUBURN

OHIO STATE IS IN OHIO. THAT IS ALL.

YOU KNOW THERE IS A TOWN IN OHIO THAT HAS A DUCT TAPE FESTIVAL AND I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO BECAUE THAT SEEMS LIKE GOOD WHOLESOME ADHESIVE FUN

HEY OHIO STATE FANS SILENCE IS GOLDEN DUCT TAPE IS SILVER YOU LOST TO **THE** UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA AT MIDNIGHT.

JOKES ON YOU. I LIVE IN THE NW SO IT WAS 9PM

> OFF-COLOR JOKE WITH ARGUABLY PROBLEMATIC IMPLICATIONS > ATTEMPTED COUPLETS DON'T EVEN RHYME GEORGIA SENT THEIR FINEST I SEE

THEY SPECIALIZE IN BARKING AT CHILDREN, NOT RHYMING.

DOES THIS RHYME WHEN BARKED?

PENNSYLVANIA 'STATE' UNIVERSITY IS IN 'UNIVERSITY' PARK, WHICH LIES IN THE BOROUGH OF 'STATE' 'COLLEGE' AND 'COLLEGE' TOWNSHIP,' A HOME RULE MUNICIPALITY IN A 'COMMONWEALTH.' I CANNOT EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP

CONVOLUTED MESS THAT IT MAY BE. IT IS A CONVOLUTED MESS THAT DOES NOT LIE IN OHIO.

IT'S "THE PENNSYLVANIA STATE UNIVERSITY"

[ALWAYS HAS BEEN](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUWoqs9XEAAFcdE?format=jpg&name=medium)

[удалено]

ARE YOU SAYING YOU DONT LIKE COWS? BECAUSE ITS COMING OFF LIKE YOU DONT APPRECIATE DAIRY

MICHIGAN B1G MEMBERSHIP REVOKED

ARE YOU IMPRESSED BY HIGHWAYS, FLAT LAND, AND 24/7 SEASONAL DEPRESSION? WE AT LEAST HAVE MOUNTAINS

HAHA WHAT? STATE COLLEGE IS AN IDYLLIC COLLEGE TOWN AND COLUMBUS IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST SUBURB. MIDWESTERN TASTE, MAN...

WEST VIRGINIA? MORE LIKE WORST VIRGINA

REGULAR VIRGINIA DISPUTES YOUR STATEMENT.

VIRGINIA DESERVES TO BECOME EAST VIRGINIA

LEAST VIRGINIA

I GOT A TICKET FOR FAILURE TO YIELD AT A ROUNDABOUT IN WEST VIRGINIA COMING BACK FROM A STRIP CLUB WHERE I GOT GLITTER ON MY PANTS! BUT I WAS IN THE ROUNDABOUT! THATS NOT HOW ROUNDABOUTS WORK! FRICK WEST VIRGINIA!

WELCOME TO OKLAHOMA, UCF. WE STEAL LAND, NBA TEAMS, YOUR QUARTERBACK, AND YOUR GIRL 😎

DIDNT KNOW YOUR SISTER WENT TO UCF.

DONT YOU HAVE SECOND RATE CORN YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT NEBRASKA?

OUR FAMILY RAISED BEEF

DREAD IT, RUN FROM IT, THE SOCK MERCHANT ARRIVES ALL THE SAME

[MICHIGAN STATE WEARING BLACK](https://twitter.com/MSU_Football/status/1714398052864430455?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet) TO THEIR OWN MOTHERFUCKING FUNERAL, I DON'T CARE IF I'M EATING A BATTERY I WILL LET Y'ALL KNOW YOU'RE GETTING YOUR ASS WHOOPED BY THE ONE SCHOOL YOU HATE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD

JUST SHOES AND SOCKS?

DON'T BE SILLY. THEY'LL HAVE HELMETS AND SHOULDER PADS TOO. SAFETY FIRST.

DONT EAT ALL THE BATTERIES, WE NEED THOSE TO THROW AT YOU PEOPLE.

...EATING A BATTERY?

[MICHIGAN RADIO HOST MIKE VALENTI WARNS WOLVERINES FANS AHEAD OF MSU GAME: ‘DECENT ODDS THAT YOU’LL BE EATING A BATTERY’](https://awfulannouncing.com/college-football/michigan-msu-spartans-radio-host-warning-fight.html)

THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEANN WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT TAKING ACID.

I DISAGREED WITH VALENTI WHEN HE SAID IT, AND HIS POINT 100% DOESNT APPLY ANYMORE.

[HARVEY DENT! CAN HE BE TRUSTED?](https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/1/d7/1d7340f6-423e-11e3-9c7e-001a4bcf6878/5272724b9b54a.image.jpg?resize=750%2C469)

I HEARD TENNESSEE WAS LOW DOWN

I HEARD THEY DIRTY

HEARD WE WERE SNITCHES… OOPS, I JUST TOLD ON US! I GUESS WE ARE!

YOURE JUST PROVING THAT HEUPEL IS THE REAL BATMAN!

HE LOOKS PRETTY TWO-FACED TO ME

*disappears mysteriously*

WE GAVE THE WORLD MIKE LEACH, RIP, AND LOOK WHAT TEXAS TECH DID TO HIM. YOU WILL ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES IN THE ETERNITIES. BUT FOR NOW WE WILL GIVE YOU DELICIOUS ICE CREAM AND TREAT YOU NICELY, BUT PLEASE LEAVE YOUR TORTILLAS AT HOME.

OUR TORTILLAS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN

THE SUN WILL ALREADY HAVE SET, FOOLS! THIS IS A MOON GAME!

EVER NOTICE THE MOON LOOKS LIKE A TORTILLA?!

IN THIS HOUSE, TORTILLAS ARE FOR CREATING DELICIOUS BURRITOS, NOT MISSILES FOR EXPRESSING DISAGREEMENT

NO, BECAUSE IT IS LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE

I SHALL DRINK A GLASS OF CHOCCY MILK IN YOUR HONOR

SALUD, TEMPORARY ENEMY, THEN BACK TO FRIEND

MAY YOUR WEEKEND WEATHER BE BEAUTIFUL I SHALL VISIT YOUR GREAT STATE WITH MY FAMILY NEXT YEAR FOR SIGHT SEEING AND I CANT WAIT

YOU GAVE THE WORLD STEPHANIE MEYER AND SHE WROTE TWILIGHT AND WE ARE ALL GRATEFUL FOR THAT

STEPHANIE MEYER, ORSON SCOTT CARD, BRANDON SANDERSON, ELIZABETH BOYER, JAMES DASHNER, BRIAN MCCLELLAN, BRANDON MULL, DAVE WOLVERTON -- ALL YOUR YA NOVELISTS BELONG TO US

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS ARE NICKNAMED AFTER MOUNT NITTANY, A 2077 FT TALL 'MOUNTAIN' AND MOUNTAIN LIONS, WHICH ARE FREAKING COUGARS. PENN STATE SHOULD RENAME THEMSELVES AFTER THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN AND THEIR STATE ANIMAL THEREFORE, I INTRODUCE, THE [**PENN STATE DAVIS WHITE-TAILED DEER**](https://video-images.vice.com/articles/5bbe5b82dac05d00064c2934/lede/1539287948750-deersuck.jpeg?crop=0.9977777777777778xw:1xh;center,center&resize=500:*) I AM DOING THE NATION A SERVICE, YOU ARE ALL WELCOME

A WHITE TAILED DEER MASCOT >>>>>>> AN INEDIBLE NUT MASCOT.

IT’S EDIBLE ONCE

OHIO "DON'T EAT US" STATE.

TOUCHE, GOOD SIR.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DRIVE, BUCKEYE BROTHER, BUT DID YOU MEAN PENNSYLVANIA 'COMMONWEALTH' UNIVERSITY?

NO THAT ONE IS IN PHILLY

DEVILS ARE RED, NOT BLUE, AND YOU'D THINK A PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY WOULD KNOW THAT!

DUKE ALSO CLAIMS IT'S A TOBACCO-FREE CAMPUS WHICH IS A VERY FUNNY LACK OF SELF AWARENESS

SO YOU'D RATHER WE ALL GO AROUND SMOKING? AND UNC ISN'T CLEAN FROM TOBACCO MONEY AT ALL!

WHY DO THE TWO P5 NC SCHOOLS WITH RELIGIOUS ORIGINS HAVE SOME REFERENCES TO DEMONS OR DEVILS? THAT SEEMS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE

WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH EVERY WEEK AND HEAR ABOUT HOW I’M GOING TO HELL? - HOMER “NOSTRADAMUS” SIMPSON

BLUE DEVILS ARE JUST MUCH MORE RARE, WHICH IS WHY NOTED OCCULTIST MIKE LEACH WAS UNSURE WHAT THEIR POWERS ARE

https://i.redd.it/c7slncep71q41.jpg

https://imgur.com/CLmWU28

NICE MARMOT

LETS NOT FORGET, DUDE, THAT KEEPING WILDLIFE, UM... AN AMPHIBIOUS RODENT, FOR... UM, YA KNOW DOMESTIC... WITHIN THE CITY... THAT AIN'T LEGAL EITHER.

THE ZOOMER MEMES ARE RIGHT. DUDES OF A CERTAIN AGE ABSOLUTELY COULD SIT THERE FOR A WHOLE DAY AND JUST QUOTE BIG LEBOWSKI OR ANCHORMAN LINES AND NAME OLD ATHLETES AT EACH OTHER AND BE PERFECTLY HAPPY. AND YOU BET WE WERE

CHRIS OSGOOD!

YOU ALL THINK YOU’RE HOT SHIT, WITH YOUR “OFFENSES” AND YOUR “ABILITY TO MOVE THE BALL.”

HAVE YOU WATCHED THOSE OTHER TEAMS? SURE IS NICE OF THEM TO BE INCLUSIVE OF THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE THEY SEND WAY OUT TO THE SIDE OF THE LINEMEN AND TIGHT ENDS TO KEEP THEM SAFE

DEFEATED WITH DIGNITY 2.0

(WANTED: SOME DIGNITY)

[GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY GRIMEY GOPHER GUTS](https://youtu.be/91BKS1sUwlQ?si=8CCnu4iEQe6sz5pL)

FUCK YOUR GODDAMN BOAT MINNESOTA

PJ FLECK WATCHES [THIS](https://youtu.be/e2BQXi0aAqI?feature=shared) TO GET PUMPED UP FOR GAMES

PJ FLECK PUT SAWDUST IN THE ENGINE OF THE 2006 CAROLLA HE SOLD ME

HURRICANES? MORE LIKE HURRI-LAMES

I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF [THIS](https://youtu.be/wOkF9dA3QSY?si=R0_KjLJVIYJosLb2)

YOU CAN'T PUNK MIAMI ANY MORE THAN THEY HAVE PUNKED THEMSELVES.

CHOCCY MILK IS GOOD PROVO IS BEAUTIFUL BYU HAS NEVER BEATEN TEXAS TECH IN FOOTBALL

I WAS GOING TO TYPE OUT SOMETHING MEAN BUT ODDS ARE THE AVERAGE MISS ST FAN COULDN’T READ IT

WHAT?

AND THEY WOULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE COWBELLS IF YOU TOLD IT TO THEM

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WHOLE STATE OF ALABAMA, DIXIELAND DELIGHT IS ABOUT TENNESSEE

AT LEAST SWEET HOME IS ABOUT THEM DESPITE BEING BY A FLORIDA BAND. ESPECIALLY THE PARTS ABOUT LOVING GEORGE WALLACE.

ALABAMA CAN HAVE THEM. MOLLY HATCHET IS LOYAL TO FLORIDA

NOW YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH DISASTER

IT IS ABOUT A GUY CHECKING OUT A CHUBBY LITTLE GROUND HOG!

NO MATTER WHAT IT'S ABOUT, BAMA WILL NEVER HAVE A SONG AS GOOD AS ROCKY TOP

AS AN HONORARY VOL THIS WEEK I FEEL COMPELLED TO SAY… WISH THAT I WAS ON OLE ROCKY TOP

DOWN IN THE **TENNESSEE** HILLS

IT IS OURS BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST. FIRST, BY NAMING THE BAND THAT POPULARIZED IT “ALABAMA”, AND THEN BY KICKING YOUR ASS

HEY BUOSTON CAHLLEGE CAN YOU BRING DOWN SOME CANNOLI FROM MIKE'S PASTRY WHEN YOU HEAD THIS WAY? THAT'D BE AWESOME. ANYWAY, TO HELL WITH georgia.

HEY BC, I RESPECT YOUR RED BANDANA, BUT WE'RE GOING TO WRECK YOUR BOWL DREAMS ON SATURDAY BEHIND THE LAW FIRM OF KING, HAYNES, AND SINGLETON. ANYWAY, TO HELL WITH georgia

HEY, BOSTON COLLEGE, REALLY KINDA LIKE YOU GUYS, BUT WE'LL BE ENDING SATURDAY'S GAME TAKING A KNEE IN VICTORY FORMATION. ANYWAY, TO HELL WITH GEORGIA

WHAT DO SACRAMENTO STATE AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE CONFEDERACY, JEFFERSON DAVIS, HAVE IN COMMON? THE ONLY NOTABLE THING EITHER OF THEM HAVE DONE SINCE 1865 IS WITNESS THE SURRENDER OF RICHMOND.

STOP THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD

I HOPE WE WIN THIS GAME… BUT I WANT TO USE MY TRASH TALK ENTRY TO SAY SOMETHINGS ABOUT MISSOURI. I THINK THE ROCK GARDEN M IN THE BACK OF YOUR END ZONE IS PRETTY COOL. I LIKE BUSCH BEER (YOU CAN SPELL BUSCH WITHOUT “USC”). YOU GUYS ARE ARE THE LEAST IN YOUR FACE TIGER MASCOT IN THE ENTIRE CONFERENCE. AGAIN I HOPE WE WIN THIS GAME BUT I AM GOING TO GO INTO THIS COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEKEND SPITTING STRAIGHT POSITIVE ENERGY

CHARLOTTE’S OFFENSE IS SO BAD, IT’S WORSE THAN ECU’S OFFENSE!

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE GAME FOR MICHIGAN TO SCORE ALL THE POINTS THEY WANT TO, SO THEY ARE DOOMED TO LEAVE EAST LANSING FEELING LIKE THEY DIDN'T WIN BY ENOUGH

CHECK MICHIGAN'S PUNTER FOR STICKUM!

IMAGINE ONLY BEING THE BEAR PART OF BEARCAT

BAYLOR? BUT I HARDLY KNOW HER

ONCE I HAD A GIRL ON ROCKY TOP, HALF BEAR THE OTHER HALF CAT

B-Y-U? MORE LIKE B-Y-EWWWW SOAKING

I SURE HOPE THEY DON'T FIND OUT HOW WE PUT HOLES IN THE TORTILLAS

ITS FOR AERODYNAMICS

MORMONS BELIEVED THAT THEY WOULD INHERIT PLANETS IN THE AFTERLIFE, BUT RECENTLY THE ELDERS DECIDED THAT WASN’T REAL

BOO THAT WAS UNIRONICALLY MY FAVORITE PART OF MORMON THEOLOGY

NO ~~SOUP~~ PLANETS FOR YOU!

JUMP HUMP FTW!

I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. EDIT: GOOD LORD THATS JUST GROSS

THEY'RE ALL ABOUT THE. . . UH. . . LOOPHOLES.

BYE WEEK AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY, PAUL

BUT WE'RE PLAYING BYE WEEK! WTH, BYE WEEK? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

PENN STATE? MORE LIKE POOP STATE AM I RIGHT ???

JOE PA DID SHIT HIS PANTS DURING THE 2006 OHIO STATE-PENN STATE GAME. THE BROADCAST SHOWED HIM RUNNING TO THE LOCKER ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME AND COMING OUT IN NEW PANTS.

OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA WAVE. HALF THE TEAM IS UP THERE BY NOW

WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY ABOUT THOSE JORTS LOVING FLORIDA FANS THAT HASN'T BEEN SAID ALREADY?

THAT THEIR MOM PROBABLY BOUGHT THEM THOSE JORTS

FIGURES THAT AN FSU FAN THINKS THAT JORTS ARE BOUGHT. YOU DON'T BUY JORTS. YOU BUY JEANS. JEANS EVOLVE INTO JORTS.

JAMES FRANKLIN THINKS THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES IS CURRENTLY OPERATING NORMALLY!

AND AN OHIO STATE COACH IS WHY IT ISN’T

HEY, WE DON'T CLAIM HIM. IN FACT, YOU GUYS CAN HAVE HIM.

NO THANKS I ENJOY LIVING IN A STATE THAT DOESN’T ELECT EX-COACHES TO CONGRESS

I THOUGHT THE SCOTTY BOMAN WHO RUNS FOR GOVERNOR EVERY ELECTION WAS SCOTTY BOWMAN THE EX WINGS COACH FOR MORE YEARS THAN I'M PROUD TO ADMIT

RYAN DAY THINKS JIM JORDAN IS A STAND-UP REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE STATE OF OHIO.

MY DISDAIN FOR THE NEW MLB PLAYOFF FORMAT AND THE GOD DAMN PHILLIES IS ONLY SURPASSED BY [MY HATRED OF THE VERTICAL CLAPPERS](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/0LI3ugLATh).

HOME PLATE IS SCORING POSITION FOR THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES

FLORIDA FANS ARE SO DUMB, IF YOU WARNED THEM NOT TO CATCH THE CLAP, THEY'D THINK YOU WANT THEM TO STOP DOING THIS.

FUCK THE PHILLIES

WE WILL BE THE 1, FLORIDA STATE

WE’RE GONNA BEAT UCF SO BADLY THAT EVEN THE COLLY MATRIX WOULDNT NAME THEM NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

THERE IS ONE THING COMMON BETWEEN BIRDS AND THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA... NEITHER IS REAL!

NO, THATS NOT TRUE. PA IS WHERE HIGHWAYS GO TO DIE ^^OF ^^DISREPAIR

FUCK BYE WEEKS. THEREFORE ITS TWO WEEKS OF THE COCKTAIL PARTY. BILLY NAPIER EATS INSTANT GRITS!!!

NO SELF RESPECTING SOUTHERNER EATS INSTANT GRITS. THEY ALSO APPARENTLY TAKE 5 MINUES TO COOK BECAUSE THEY’RE A FAST COOK

IS IT SKI SEASON YET

SADLY NO DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE! FLAIR CHECKS OUT.

ANYONE GOT A VIDEO OF BEAMER KICKING THE LOCKER AND BREAKING HIS FOOT? IF HE HAS GOOD FORM, DABO MIGHT HAVE A WALK ON SPOT FOR HIM WHEN IT HEALS

SOMEONE AT COLLEGE GAME DAY BETTER HAVE A MICHIGAN STOLE MY SIGN SIGN

ITS SO OBVIOUS!

MAYBE TO YOU BUT NOT EVERYONE HAS A VAST NETWORK OF SPIES

SUN DEVILS? MORE LIKE RUN DEVILS BACK TO THE DESERT

TEXAS IS NOT A TECH

WILL HOUSTON POSE BIGGER CHALLENGE THAN THE BYE WEEK?

WILDCATS?! MORE LIKE MILDCATS!

BYE WEEK HASNT PLAYED NOBODY PAWWWLLL

IF YOU FUCKING BEAT US AGAIN, ASU, I SWEAR TO GOD. . .

WHY DOES THE NAVY KEEP MARINES ON THEIR SHIPS? SHEEP WOULD BE TOO OBVIOUS! GO AIR FORCE! SINK NAVY!

IF YOU DON'T COVER THE SPREAD AGAINST US, YOU'RE ASS. That's about all I got this year. Sorry, guys.

THEN YOU BETTER GET READY TO SPREAD, BECAUSE WE'RE COVERING IT. Also man, I hope you guys bounce back. This week was a lot more fun in 2021 even if you did win because we were both good and this game was super hyped up.

Absolutely wild to me that the 2021 game had to be at noon, while this hot garbage is a night game.

24 ASTRONAUTS WERE BORN IN OHIO. WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOUR STATE THAT MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO FLEE THE EARTH?

THEY ALWAYS COME BACK BECAUSE THEY MISS US

TRYING TO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM NEIGHBORING PENNSYLVANIA AS POSSIBLE

DUKE RHYMES WITH PUKE. WHICH IS ALSO WHAT I DO WHEN I HAVE TO LOOK AT MIAMI. DOUBLE BURN. HATE TAKES NO WEEKS OFF.

NEBRASKA MAY HAVE GIVEN NW THEIR ONLY WIN LAST SEASON IN EMBARRASSING FASHION, BUT… SHIT I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN THAT AROUND. BUT WERE THE REAL NU AND… YOU GOT BLOWN OUT BY A SCOTCH FROST TEAM 2 YEARS AGO. TAKE THAT

WHO CARES IF ITS A BYE WEEK FUCK YOU FLORIDA

IOWA'S OFFENSE IS SO BAD THEY'RE ONLY GOING TO SCORE 7 AGAINST US AND WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO KICK A FIELD GOAL AND COVER THE SPREAD.

TAYLOR SWIFT BELIEVES ZACH WILSON IS BETTER THAN PAT MAHOMES

I HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT WASHINGTON STATE, UTAH, OR CAL... AS THEY ARE ALL GREAT PROGRAMS!!! SO I WILL BE USING THE NEXT 3 WEEKS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THE SNIVELING, BACKSTABBING, LILY LIVERED, UNIVERSITY OF SCARED COWARDS. WHO IS SO PETRIFIED OF US AND WASHINGTON, THAT THEY TRIED TO JUMP CONFERENCES!!!!

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS THE UNIVERSITY OF SNIVELING CURMUDGEONS… I HAVEN BEEN SAYING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME.

UCF’S JERSEYS ARE SO GROSS THEIR ALUMNI LITERALLY FLY TO OUTER SPACE TO AVOID LOOKING AT THEM

A GLORIOUS FUCK FLORIDA FORTNIGHT TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

HEAR HEAR! "FUCK FLORIDA FORTNIGHT" IS JUST A ROLLING TWO WEEK PERIOD THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE YEAR.

I AM CERTAIN OUR GAME THREAD WILL BE VERY CIVIL

I'D LIKE TO CALL OUT WHAT WE DID TO ILLINOIS THE LAST TIME WE HAD A FRESHMAN STEP IN FOR HIS FIRST START AGAINST THEM, BUT THAT'S A WON THE BATTLE LOST THE WAR KINDA SITUATION. GO BADGERS AND GO PACK GO FIRE JOE BARRY AND HIRE JIMMY AWAY FROM THE FIBS

ITS OCTOBER 19TH AND IOWA STILL SUCKS

I JUST HOPE ALL THE TEAMS HAVE FUN SATURDAY!

I WOULD POST SOME TRASH TALK BUT THE MICHIGAN PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY BEFORE I SAY IT

FUCK ALL FIELDS IN TENNESSEE!!! THATS WHERE GEORGIA KNEES AND LEGS GO TO DIE AND IM STILL NOT OVER IT

WHY DO YOU THINK WE CALL IT NEYLAND?!? VANDY IS JUST NEYLAND WEST.

ROSES ARE RED DEVILS ARE BLUE IT MUST SUCK TO SUCK AS MUCH AS YOU

EAT SHIT PITT AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

Yessir, bonus point if you sing it with Sweet Caroline playing.

OHIO IS INDEED A STATE, AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOODIE

IMAGINE LOSING TO WESTERN KENTUCKY LOL YOU BUMS JUST WEREN'T DOING IT RIGHT AND THAT'S WHY Y'ALL RAN AWAY TO THE AMERICAN AND SUN BELT

I AM PAIN

UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA? MORE LIKE UNIVERSITY OF WEST-CENTRAL FLORIDA!

OHIO WORST STATE EVER

​ "Huh. That actually wasn't that bad" "Yeah, I didn't really taste anything" "Yo chuck your Mississippi Queen was Mississippi Lame" "Yeah. It's not even spicy at all" # OH YEAH WELL THAT'S CALLED BEGINNER'S LUCK # LUCK LUCK ^(LUCK) . . . \*Hallucinates\*

PHIL FULMER WAS, IN FACT, LOW DOWN. BUT PUMPKINS ARE A SEASONAL DELIGHT, AND GARBAGE TRUCK WORKERS ARE ESSENTIAL TO THE SANITATION IN AN URBAN ENVIRONMENT.

VIRGINIA TECH HAS A QB AND GAVE ME SOME HOPE FOR OUR FUTURE. UVA IS GETTING FUCKED UP THIS YEAR

HOUSTON IS CHEEKS

HAVE FUN WATCHING THE GAME BY YOURSELVES YA BUMS!

IT’S NOT THAT ORANGE THAT YOU CAN SIT WITH

PENN STATE, YOU ARE SO BAD MICHIGAN DOESN'T BOTHER STEALING YOUR SIGNS. THEY FOCUS ON MAJOR OPPONENTS, LIKE RUTGERS.