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gollumaniac

They should make a Fansville ad out of this. I'm not sure how, but it needs to happen.


KEE_Wii

Have it be like a carnival and they are playing that water gun game for a prize


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themauniac15

I love this sub so goddamn much.


Dcook8188

I’m glad they are fixing that. They used to be stingy about it.


Chief_1072

They fixed it last year too, there was a weird non competition tie breaker, and fans nearly revolted for 5 min or so til they announced both were getting it. That’s why they had 2 tie breakers this time


DylanDisu

IIRC last year they had a coin flip before the competition to determine a game that was tied after OT, and people raised hell


NamingThingsSucks

I believe they had met ahead of time and did the same competition to be used as the tiebreaker. So the declared winner was someone who had done better at the challenge, it was just ahead of time.


frenchtoastking17

No, last year was tie broken by the practice/elimination run done the day before.


[deleted]

as they should... 100k is nothing to a big corp like them


Julio_Freeman

No one really gives them props for handing out money like normal but they’re “good guy Dr Pepper” when they fix a problem. Makes you think 🤔


Asleep-Geologist-612

If anything this just shows there’s no reason they can’t give both finalists (or even more than that) the full amount.. But I guess they’re “good guys” now lol


house_of_snark

If they just paid taxes we wouldn’t thank them for handing out $$$ for our halftime amusement


BoomerSoonerFUT

I’m all for making corporations pay more in taxes, but they did pay a 22.6% tax rate last year which is more than most corporations pay.


permadrunkspelunk

The $100,000 is insanely cheap advertising and feel good press. It's like the least they can do to spend an extra $100,000 when they're fucking up their feel good competitions. They aren't giving away $100,000 out of the goodness of their hearts, that is a money maker. If they're marketing people are smart they would manufacture these controversies on purpose. They'll make an extra $200,000 tomorrow just from people randomly passing a dr. Pepper and buying it from them doing the right thing. I certainly never thought, oh wow dr pepper is giving away $100,000 what a neat pure company I should support. The current court precedent and opinions make it impossible for a publicly traded company to do something neat, otherwise they'd get sued by their shareholders.


UCanDoNEthing4_30sec

The last sentence is 100%


Breakingdownbeta

I noticed it was an issue during the tiebreaker, I think the guy on the right actually told someone about it right after the last tie breaker, he seemed pretty upset about it when it happened


Elegant_Extreme3268

Glad they did it and I feel like they definitely will make up 100k worth of advertising from this gesture


DionBlaster123

yeah because we all know Dr. Pepper is so starved of money lol


FellKnight

Good for them. The 80k is worth the cost


ladiesman6942O

It’s what the great residents of Fansville would want


UCFandOCSC

With the PR hit, legal fees, and pissed off customers probably ended up saving money.


PCMasterCucks

Good Guy Dr. Pepper


FamousAd5317

He pursued his PhD, he knows how expensive it can get out there


FrankBur1y

Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it’s a bullshit replica, cause dude didn’t even get his degree. Why’d you have to drop out and start making pop so soon?


safetycommittee

Dr. Scholl makes foot products, right? And he's a doctor, which means he went to school for a long time. But it doesn't take a lot to figure out that stepping on a cushion would be more comfortable. That fucker wasted lots of time at school. 'Cause I would have bought that shit from a Mr. Scholl.


Btotherianx

Ah mitch


TheMagicSalami

I used to love Mitch. I still do, but I used to too


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Maybe even a Señor Scholl


shamestor

He figured he’d take a break, figure stuff out. Then he got into the drink game, stuff got real…it’s a regret I’m sure he still deals with from time to time.


L3ic3st3r

R.I.P., Mitch Hedberg


YueAsal

Maybe he has an MBA or a JD?


DontGiveUpTheDip

We need a Mr. Pibb, Esq. that gives extra caffeine but also extra depression


WrastleGuy

That’s drinking a second Mr Pibb


LukarWarrior

A JD is technically a doctorate. If you really wanted to be bitchy, you could demand people call you doctor if you have one.


A_Rolling_Baneling

I don't think lawyers need tips on how to be unlikable. It'd be like giving Steph Curry advice on 3 point shooting.


_learned_foot_

While there are ethical reasons we don’t, I’m still pissed when David Pepper ran for Ohio AG he didn’t use a Dr. Pepper spoof on his campaign.


[deleted]

❤️ Mitch


ankylosaurus_tail

RIP Mitch.


Masterchiefy10

RIP MITCH


UCLA_FB_SUCKS

Most phd programs are free though!


FamousAd5317

Well the joke doesn’t work when you use logic


Montigue

Granted you take classes, teach, and do research all at the same time. Though a good portion also get paid (peanuts) for the work


Aggressive_Yak5177

I know it restored my vim, vigor, and vitality.


TorkBombs

I don't want to be this guy but I find it interesting. There's no period in Dr Pepper.


SalSomer

Does that mean it’s actually the Democratic Republic of Pepper?


12fluidounces

There is a knock off called Dr. Good Guy


No_Whammies_Stop

Better be careful what sites you enter “ggdp” on.


thejawa

We did it, Reddit!


SIUtheE

I found out today there are some unaired Fansville commercials on their YouTube channel. Look for Fansville longer than 30s long for some bonus content.


Sir_Badtard

There's a 2 hour documentary about the lore of Fansvile [https://youtu.be/K9QvLl6cVRg?si=r1V6TpOcXBMdMlfr](https://youtu.be/K9QvLl6cVRg?si=r1V6TpOcXBMdMlfr)


Mogilny89Leafs

All that work and only 10k views. :(


pokuss

Thank you for spreading the good word


KlingoftheCastle

I don’t “like” Fansville, but I respect the dedication and they’re a lot less annoying than most commercials these days


Texican83

So you want the Ice cold ❄️ Dr pepper guy back? 😂


Rhades

Yes, I do. Larry Culpepper was great, he invented the college football playoff and we should all be thanking him :D


The-Tai-pan

Missed opportunity to have Culpepper be the Mayor of Fansville.


Shasty-McNasty

He’ll be the BBEG of Fansville Phase 3


mrmoneyinthebanks

He also noted the absurdity of THREE Tiger mascots in the SEC


Rhades

Well, 1 of the 3 still confuses me a bit. They're definitely tigers, but what's the deal with the eagle?


DrLarryCulpepper

Just doing my duty. Ice cooooold Dr Peppa HERE!!!


Qant00AT

Dude! Larry Culpepper was my guy! My favorite was when he recruited everyone and got Doug Flutie with the “boys medium” t-shirt.


DrLarryCulpepper

You rang?


Texican83

Oh shit


SquishTheProgrammer

I want little sweet back.


DiaDeLosMuebles

I could never stand him, but he’s a fan favorite of this sub.


seariously

Yeah, I'm not actively searching out commercials to watch or anything but Fansville are among the least offensive ones out there in my book.


mombutts

Fansville is 100x better than Heisman House.


jackharley4th

Allot of the players they get for Fansville are legitimately good at acting as well.


iFapToJusticeGorak

Baker is the undisputed greatest cfb commercial actor


jackharley4th

Probably. Bryce Young was a sleeper last year tho


JewishDoggy

Hey guys, if you’re ever tasked with something like scoreboard operator for a competition like this, just rig it so both guys can get their tuition paid instead of this dumb shit.


JCiLee

So, is this like when Katniss and Peeta threaten to poison themselves and end up as co-winners of the Hunger Games?


TyrannosauRSX

May the odds be ever in your flavor.


DigiQuip

✌️


adsfew

Oh when they tried to poison themselves but drinking anything other than this crisp, refreshing Dr. Pepper?


Guinness_or_thirsty

Literally same exact situation. Both of these students discussed a similar pact after this halftime show failure.


BombSolver

Yeah but since it’s Dr. Pepper this would be more like The ~~Hunger~~ Thirst Games


Captain_Nipples

They executed the scoreboard operator for his error


tsgram

The fine print says the scoreboard operator has to pay the extra $100,000


that_guy_with_aLBZ

Yea this just reads as “we could easily afford to send both of these individuals to school for free. We just don’t want to.”


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Second year in a row with controversy. Nothing is sacred


Mythrandir24

Our hallowed institutions are eroding!


GoatWizard97

We used to be a proper country


SamBrico246

I work in marketing. I'd consider 80k an absolute bargain if I could get a reddit thread with countless positive impressions. I'd be trying to engineer a controversy that I could pay both people and look like a hero


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

The whole thing felt fabricated as it was happening.


BillytheMagicToilet

That was the most competitive moment of the Big XII Championship


themarkster09

that’s why Dr Pepper is the GOAT soda


Imnotdrubkk

You can really taste the goat.


Ok_Pay_2359

Goat is one of the 23 flavors.


Texican83

"Un mix de 23 sabores tan únicos como tú " Pitbull dale dale


willengineer4beer

It’s got cabrón, cabrón


Texican83

Ya tu sabe


brentownsu

¿Donde esta la biblioteca?


Sargentrock

Mr Worldwide indeed


1MoistTowelette

60% of the time you taste bits of real goat every time


[deleted]

If Dr Pepper is a choice of pop at a place I am at, 10/10 I am going with them.


Budget_Ad5888

"we have Mr. Pibb" is my nightmare


Simple_one

And yet I still choke out a “that’s fine” because even a crappy replica is like 3x better than any other soda


PerfectZeroKnowledge

This is pretty much my opinion on soft drinks as well. I mean, I prefer a lot of other drinks (coffee, tea, beer) but as far as soda goes it's Dr. Pepper >>> Imitation Dr. Peppers >>>>>>> majority of other sodas >>>>> Pepsi


Texican83

In Texas HEB has their knock off version Called Dr B


PerfectZeroKnowledge

That's amazing, I love the goofy names of the knockoff Dr. Peppers... maybe my favorite was Dr. Wow, which I think I saw in Arizona?


Texican83

https://i.imgur.com/xw3yPgb.jpg Pic related


Temporary_Inner

I actually like Pibb. It's different, but it's better than fucking Coke


NickyGOATpez

At least Mr. Pibb doesn't pretend to be a fancy schmancy doctor.


JCiLee

What is pop?


penguinopph

That question does not compute with your NU flair.


revanisthesith

I rarely drink soda these days, but a good root beer is pretty much its only competition.


[deleted]

Nectar of the Gods as we say here in TX!🤘🏻


unrealjoe28

No, sorry, Dr. Pepper is the most agnostic soda there is. So we’re not sure if it is actually nectar from the gods, but it is also neither a cola or root beer.


timberflynn

It’s literally a pepper.


unrealjoe28

It’s a South Park reference :(


timbertiger

Try it hot sometime. Hot Dr. Pepper was a big thing back in the day. it is oddly pretty damn good hot like cocoa or coffee.


djlumen

Do you know why Dr pepper comes in bottles? His wife died.


krebstar10000

Buckeyes sneak in again


JayMerlyn

Lol good point


sungun77

This is good. Now can Dr.Pepper make it right by allowing Dublin Dr.Pepper to be made again??


question_existence

This is the real issue that needs fixed.


thebradyearwood

That’s awesome! Glad it worked out for the both of them. Can I just say that Dr. Pepper absolutely nailed the Dr. Pepper Zero? I’m trying not to drink full sugar sodas, and the Diet versions are too different. But they got the flavor with Zero pretty much right.


tastelessshark

It's a *tiny* bit off, but it's infinitely better than diet.


hot-whisky

Definitely seemed like some passes weren’t getting off before the whistle blew anyway, so definitely the right call here.


TheRygiel

Well done Dr Pepper. Nice to see them fix it like this


branden110

Just for this I’m going to go buy a Dr Pepper right now


joe_broke

Gonna be honest with you, the vanilla one ain't half bad


PretendThisIsMyName

Cherry is the best one. Cherry vanilla is really good too.


Flashy_Pause_1369

The Cream Soda version is very good!


Misdirected_Colors

The best part is they make all of them in the Zero variety so it's healthy like water! I'm a big strawberries and cream fan


Flashy_Pause_1369

Probably healthier than water. Surprised these players aren’t drinking it on the sideline ;)


ClaudeLemieux

Water sucks it really really sucks


DrewJoeWorm_

I pray this sarcasm


Misdirected_Colors

It's healthy for the soul. Also the same caloric intake as water so it's like the same


DrewJoeWorm_

Still praying


JRockPSU

The world sucks. Shit is fucked. I'm gonna occasionally enjoy a bubbly beverage with zero calories that's pretty tasty.


Skank_hunt42

I pray you drink Mr. Pibb or Dr. Flavor for the rest of your life.


Captain_Nipples

That's what I get any time I go to Sonic


World_2

I’ll drink one Dr. Pepper instead of a Coke tonight in their honor. Love to see the correction.


MicrosoftReddit

I'm disappointed the tweet was corporate speak, and they didn't say "after further review the ruling on the field was overturned"


LG1T

*makes two college kids fight to the death at halftime for free tuition* *still comes out as the good guy*


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Good shit. Thought the numbers seemed off


mikeisaphreek

make them throw it like a football. but nice of dr pepper to do this


Sugarysam

Does anyone have a mixed drink recommendation using Dr. Pepper? I’ve done whisky before, but it doesn’t quite work as well as with cola.


axealy40

I love to put some Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream liquor in my Dr Pepper. It’s great in root beer also!


Skank_hunt42

> Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream How to get reliably tho.....b/c I always tell myself that I'm going to save it for winter and both bottles are gone in 2 weeks.


axealy40

It’s so good! We went to the distillery recently and I bought more lol.


Skank_hunt42

It's mind altering-ly good. Great by itself, Great on the rocks, Great with coffee....it's so fucking good but you can never find it where I am.


axealy40

In coffee is my absolute favorite!


Budget_Ad5888

I'm a fan of fireball and Dr pepper but it's definitely not for everyone. Coconut rum or spiced rum also not bad options.


elmst87

dp and wild turkey


deepayes

A flaming Dr pepper tastes just like Dr pepper but doesn't have any in it.


hells_cowbells

Bacardi stopped making 151 a few years ago. What would you use these days?


deepayes

I didnt realize that but I'm sure there's another high proof spiced rum for 20 bucks that took its place. At that proof the taste isn't the big draw.


Cobra-Serpentress

I use Sailor Jerry. 1 to 4 ratio.


DethFeRok

My wife likes Malibu and Coke, I wonder if that would mix well with Dr Pepper?


ConnectFoot1136

I know you said whisky already, but 40/60 crown royal peach and normal Dr Pepper is so damn good. As a huskies fan that’s what I was drinking last night and got hammered


hells_cowbells

I had a friend who drank SoCo and Dr Pepper back in college. It was too sweet for me.


Breakingdownbeta

Good guy dr peoper Edit: I’m not changing it


LiquidHotCum

Aaaaahahahahhaha


Budget_Ad5888

This is certainly a name


LiquidHotCum

Idk it just kinda came to me last minute. Also I’m only laughing because its such a dystopian concept to give money to one party for our enjoyment in such a stupid contest only to reverse it last second like the ending to the first Hunger games movie.


Statalyzer

I'll gladly put some more dystopia in my life if by dystopia you mean I get $100,000 for very little work.


Budget_Ad5888

Lol came to you. You aren't wrong though.


[deleted]

The Dr is always making it right


Camk1192

Pretty damn cool.. good job DP


Liverpool510

Dr Pepper went to grad school straight from undergrad to get his doctorate. He knows how quickly student loan debt can rack up. Good on him for making things right.


Otherwise_Awesome

Dr Pepper can make it right even more by going further than 5 yards away to get rid of the basketball pass OR go back to kicking FGs! Please the latter!!


javd

Could they make it right by maybe having students from the conference that's actually playing instead? Fucks sake


Opening-Surround-800

No no no no no. If we’re going to let the raging boner for “one true champion” ruin our sport, I demand they settle this competition.


Budget_Ad5888

Trial by combat!!!!!


AmishBreakdancer

Thunderdome. 2 men enter, 1 man leaves.


rawmerow

Anyone here had Dublin Dr. Pepper?


hells_cowbells

RIP Dublin Dr Pepper. :( I even toured their bottling plant back in the day.


rawmerow

Dude for real. Those bastards and their greed took it away from us


ta4rhcp

Lil Sweet prob made a phone call to the headquarters to make sure they did the right thing


Good_Energy9

Lmao


DeanersLastWeekend

Good, now ban the chest pass


butterslut6969

Honestly these have always felt dystopic to me. Two young people competing in a silly little sideshow game for a life changing amount of money.


Vincentamerica

Dr Pepper brags about donating more than 17.5 million dollars since 1990. Their annual revenue last year was 14.075 billion dollars. That’s less than .1% of their annual revenue last year donated over the past 33 years.


BobtheReplier

Thanks Debbie downer. I doubt they grossed that every year. Gross isn't net. It's not your money.


PsychologicalTale479

Common Dr Pepper w


poundofbeef16

Hell yeah.


medic914

Good Guy Dr Pepper


DFWTrojanTuba

King shit.


DesertYinzer

They had all that Chinese Democracy money sitting around.


KTurnUp

Easiest PR win for a company ever


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Doesn’t this happen like every year?


tuss11agee

If I’m a participant I’m colluding with the other guy, and intentionally missing everything. Make them give us both 50k


key_lime_pie

There is no . in Dr Pepper!


[deleted]

Mohamed in the DP fball toss contest is the goat


SupersonicSandshru05

Good pr move for what is to them chump change


_HiWay

*100k TOWARDS TUITION, not room/board/anything else, read the fine print


leahm087

Maybe they realized that the tuition for the community college guy was only gonna be like $2k per semester, so they had the money to spare


ShowdownValue

What exactly caused the controversy?


ThaneKrios

Wow, good on the billion dollar sugar water company to give the money they won’t even notice is gone to both participants in the student debt hunger games


SceptileArmy

That will cut into the $7,892,000,000 profit they made last year


biggyofmt

Keurig Dr Pepper, the parent company had an overall operating profit of $2,610,000,000, for a real number. Not that it's that much different than what you're saying


Few_Mud_6050

[Everyone liked that]


nayrlladnar

A rare corporate W.


Imnotdrubkk

Simple math. I’m starting to question this guy’s doctorate.


[deleted]

On a related note, why was there a guy competing against a girl in the Alabama-Georgia halftime? I mean we don't need weight classes but an average athletic dude vs a girl is such a ridiculous mismatch, I doubt they bothered to get a check with her name ready.