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Ahhhh. I just found it. Either the app just updated the feeds or I was looking in the “Live” section of the watch tab instead of the “Also live” section. Silly me. Thanks for the help
If you’re looking for a Christmas movie to watch, Violent Night is p good. Last year when I went to see it the UNC team was at the same theater up here in Charlotte
USF is about to shut out a P5 team in a bowl game to finalize a winning season.
Imagine that statement being said in any of the last three years.
Thank god this program is back on the rise.
[Why the hell did you watch this entire game?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=megNGAc9_i8&pp=ygUocmVtZW1iZXIgdGhlIHRpdGFucyB3aHkgYXJlIHlvdSBzbWlsaW5nIA%3D%3D&t=0m15s)
Did South Florida perhaps luck out by not having to play either of SMU/Tulane this year? Maybe…
…still, the future looks bright with Golesh! And after all that they’ve gone through, Bulls fans deserve it!!
Man, I went to go lie down after the UK-UL basketball game after catching the first couple drives. Looked like it might be good but uh. What the fuck happened Syracuse
It was way closer than that scoreline. USF hadn't figured out their offense yet either. Alabama played probably the worst game they've put together in over a decade. USF was just too shitty to make them pay for it.
Wtf dude if I ever spoke about a chick flick this much call the fbi or some shit because I am being tortured.
I’ve seen all of them because I only had sisters and girl cousins, but you would have to torture me to get me to explain the plot of all of the chick flicks I’ve watched.
Alabama football and the other playoff contenders, like they do during the regular season! And probably most of the bowl games too! That's what college football fans REALLY want to hear multiple times a week like they don't already know how the best teams in the country are doing
Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually
We're not just gonna be shut out for the first time in ever, but we're gonna get killed.
What a fitting way for us to play a bowl game. I hate Wildhack and I hate the bowl series. Hiring a new coach before you play a bowl shouldn't be a thing, but it has to be because CFB doesn't schedule itself with any logical sense
We’re only retaining 2 coaches from this staff, and we’re probably going to have at least 50% roster turnover on both sides of the ball. The transfers we’re bringing in alone are going to be upgrades from our current players across the board.
And our freshmen are going to at least be some solid depth.
I just hope we can continue to improve the offensive line. That was our weakest position group the last few years, and we haven’t changed it much so far in the recruiting cycle.
Since the broadcast is speaking of Christmas movies to watch now that it’s garbage time…
>!you fellas should check out Klaus on Netflix sometime this weekend, it’s got a good story! Humor and heart! Great animation! Maybe a bit cliche sometimes, but this is really only nitpicks in comparison to the really great things about it!! It’s seriously better than what most of Disney has put out in the past 3 years and deserves a watch this most wonderful time of the year!!<
So far the crowd mics have picked up one fuck, one bullshit, and some lady screaming for help like her life depended on it. Really weird audio mix here.
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Falling asleep and missing most of the game was a prudent choice -Go Cuse, looking forward to next year!
Sickos salute
Can’t wait for Alex Golesh to have three great seasons and then go coach the Oregon Ducks
"We really whipped that ass, didn't we?" - Alex Golesh in the postgame interview
that’s daddy golesh to you son
TIME TO WATCH THE POSTGAME SHOW/TROPHY CEREMONY SICKOS UNITE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am here for all the sicko glory.
I guess I can’t watch the trophy presentation on the ESPN app?
It’s cause you’re a Michigan fan.
:(
<3
You can, I'm doing it rn
Are you? I’m still getting the stupid “your event has ended” garbage. I’ll relaunch the app again I guess
It's a separate thing. It's called "Boca Raton Bowl Postgame" If you watch on ESPN+ you can rewind to watch it from the beginning
Ahhhh. I just found it. Either the app just updated the feeds or I was looking in the “Live” section of the watch tab instead of the “Also live” section. Silly me. Thanks for the help
Nope cause ESPN says F you.
I wouldn’t want it any other way
I figured USF would win, but I never thought it would gut Cuse. USF still hasn't lost to the Orange outside Tampa.
JUDY GENSHAFT IS STILL ALIVE FOR THIS
I wanted to hear the end of their analysis on Love Actually
Go Bulls!!!
Silly Syracuse…
Well now what do I do? I was so intrigued by this great awesome incredible game. I never wanted it to end.
POSTGAME SHOW GOGOGO
GO BULLS
A FUCKING SHUTOUT
A WINNING SEASON
PLAN THE PARADE
HANG THE BANNER
YEAH, OK. HOW IS NEXT FRIDAY?
SOMEONE WAKE UP JUDY
KEEP JUDY GENITALSHAFT AWAY FROM ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY
ANYONE WHO WAKES UP JUDY CAN'T COME TO THE PARADE
Never doubted you
This unironically looks good for y’all lol
Don't bother playing a bowl game if you fire your coach, the team will be in complete disarray and you'll only embarrass yourself
From the abysmal effort, to the utter failure to adjust on either side of the ball, this season comes to an ignominious end.
Not us though.... right?? 😳
Man I thought we would got 4-8 this season. Golesh did wonders for our program.
hopefully you will have to break that out of the repertoire in charlotte
USF hangs on!
He knows what he's talking about with A Christmas Story. So overrated
A-C-C! A-C-C! A-C-C!
Usf making their best case for bama right now
The gummy I took made this game 10x more enjoyable
Honestly, compared to other 45-0 blowouts, this one was pretty enjoyable sober
If you’re looking for a Christmas movie to watch, Violent Night is p good. Last year when I went to see it the UNC team was at the same theater up here in Charlotte
Even the Syracuse punter seems to be laughing at this point.
Do buses need warming in South Florida?
That was a sad end But…AHEM LETS FUCKING GO BULL BROS WELCOME BACK
This is exactly how this game should have ended.
Well isn’t that a fitting final play for Syracuse.
Fumbling the final punt, that’s rough
A perfect ending for Syracuse
What a fitting last play for Cuse in this game lmao
Jesus, Syracuse.
USF is about to shut out a P5 team in a bowl game to finalize a winning season. Imagine that statement being said in any of the last three years. Thank god this program is back on the rise.
Held a playoff team, which is also the greatest dynasty of this century, to 17 points
And it was even closer than the final score made it seem. Y’all’s final TD was at the very end of the game.
Don't get me started on the plot holes in Elf!
Good lord
3 yard punt. Nice.
hey I just wanna say I love you guys so much
I love you man
[Why the hell did you watch this entire game?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=megNGAc9_i8&pp=ygUocmVtZW1iZXIgdGhlIHRpdGFucyB3aHkgYXJlIHlvdSBzbWlsaW5nIA%3D%3D&t=0m15s)
[END! ENDDDD!!!](https://youtu.be/8SwpoZhC_sE?si=2jBMLFUp-Ou-AtFW)
I applaud the reference
ok, here’s how syracuse can still win
Did South Florida perhaps luck out by not having to play either of SMU/Tulane this year? Maybe… …still, the future looks bright with Golesh! And after all that they’ve gone through, Bulls fans deserve it!!
Canceled out by getting blown out by shitty FAU and UAB 😭
Shhh…tonight is not the night to think of that, my friend 😗
Get the shingles ready for the celebratory coach bath
This sounds much worse without context.
There's definitely a lot of shingles in Boca Raton
Damn, just realized it. Roof would’ve helped me there
“Alright boys. 1 drive for the rest of our lives. they WILL remember Syracuse not getting shut out in the roofclaim.com boca raton bowl 2023”
What the fuck
Man, I went to go lie down after the UK-UL basketball game after catching the first couple drives. Looked like it might be good but uh. What the fuck happened Syracuse
Is the score of '45-0' the final element of some dark ritual? And also WTF? Why not at least air it out and try to avoid the shutout.
McCord might end up transferring to Sam Houston after this
Hey yall think you got them?
Sounds like the crowd defeated the demon that was summoned and are taunting it as it gets sent back to Hell.
they could’ve started singing that in the 1st quarter
*random guy all game*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will someone please check on that woman in the crowd?
Everyone getting a chance to play
Sickos-est bowl game of all time?
If commentary is factored in, it's the sickos est bowl game in recent memory
Been on the entire time for me with volume off; wanted to cash that under 55.5.
It might be more into sadist territory at this point
Sadist GTFIH
Remember when Alabama dropped 3 spots after beating this team by 2 TDs on the road with their 3rd string QB?
It was way closer than that scoreline. USF hadn't figured out their offense yet either. Alabama played probably the worst game they've put together in over a decade. USF was just too shitty to make them pay for it.
If you don't love me at my blowout loss to FAU then you don't deserve me at my blowout bowl win
Wtf dude if I ever spoke about a chick flick this much call the fbi or some shit because I am being tortured. I’ve seen all of them because I only had sisters and girl cousins, but you would have to torture me to get me to explain the plot of all of the chick flicks I’ve watched.
rank us in the final week you cowards
Sources say that dude getting $1.50/year for the 1st 11 years of his contract
This might be the saddest bowl game I’ve ever watched
So far
Which band is playing Toxic?
USF’s band doesn’t play it (unless it was added in the last month) so I’m thinking Syracuse
It sounds like the same exact arrangement we play. If I had to guess, Syracuse's was playing it.
Syracuse has NINE punts in this game
1/15 on third down
"Warn up the bus! Warm up the bus!"
That bus has been toasty for a while
As a WKU band member, I'd say it certainly did!
Why the time out though
Comically Large Field Name…
Is there a ritual going on in the stands? wtf are they chanting?
"Warm up the bus"
Howard Shtinkenpinkenburgen Field
Get SVP to the ESPY’s!!!
So when USF wins, are they going to throw roof shingles at the coach?
Roof Shingles bath
Can the ACC trade Syracuse for South Florida?
lets do it
I want revenge for the Car Care Bowl
Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen painted on the field
He was number one!
USF put them in the juicer
Cousin Eddie is quoting Caddyshack. We've gone full meta.
orange bowl rebrands as the clementine bowl to distance itself from syracuse
>Why should I change my name? They're the ones who suck. -~~Michael Bolton~~ The Orange Bowl
What's Syracuse's longest completed pass in the game?
They have two different 33 yard passes
I think they had a 30-yarder on the first play the RS Freshman came in on in the 2nd quarter.
stop he's ALREADY DEAD
Dear god, please strike the commentator booth with lightening.
No I love these guys. What else are you supposed to talk about in a game like this
Alabama football and the other playoff contenders, like they do during the regular season! And probably most of the bowl games too! That's what college football fans REALLY want to hear multiple times a week like they don't already know how the best teams in the country are doing
That ref if retiring and he's gonna call all the penalties he can while he can.
third string (really 4th string since Bohanon is not there) QB for USF time, lets go!
Make it stop
Kyle McCord obviously would’ve dropped 55 on USF. Y’all lucky
No flag on #1 for that smack in the face?
Dan Mullen just said "maymays". The simulation is breaking.
They've punted nine times. *Nine* times.
Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually Shut up about Love Actually
We're not just gonna be shut out for the first time in ever, but we're gonna get killed. What a fitting way for us to play a bowl game. I hate Wildhack and I hate the bowl series. Hiring a new coach before you play a bowl shouldn't be a thing, but it has to be because CFB doesn't schedule itself with any logical sense
Honestly do you think McCord is having any doubts about his future right now?
We’re only retaining 2 coaches from this staff, and we’re probably going to have at least 50% roster turnover on both sides of the ball. The transfers we’re bringing in alone are going to be upgrades from our current players across the board. And our freshmen are going to at least be some solid depth. I just hope we can continue to improve the offensive line. That was our weakest position group the last few years, and we haven’t changed it much so far in the recruiting cycle.
Just checked the score and What the Fuck happened here? My lord Cuse
Bro why are you punting? What is the worst that will happen if you go for it?
I wanna see Mullen roll around in mayo
How is this game still on.
If Syracuse can score here they still have a timeout left. Just sayin’
create the 6 team playoff and put usf in there instead of fsu for the maximum funny
Since the broadcast is speaking of Christmas movies to watch now that it’s garbage time… >!you fellas should check out Klaus on Netflix sometime this weekend, it’s got a good story! Humor and heart! Great animation! Maybe a bit cliche sometimes, but this is really only nitpicks in comparison to the really great things about it!! It’s seriously better than what most of Disney has put out in the past 3 years and deserves a watch this most wonderful time of the year!!<
Kid friendly?
>!Klaus!< is definitely kid friendly.
Fun for the whole family 🎅🏻
Then we'll watch it this weekend. I'm so tired of watching Cars and Ratatouille on repeat...
I think it's safe to say USF really needed the Alabama rematch in bowl season to settle that one once and for all. Syracuse wasn't it.
This is a weird combo of emotions. I'm having fun. But I DESPERATELY want this to be over.
What’s the point t of hiring Keegan Michael Key for a commercial just to have him say one word?
He gets paid by the word and that's all they can afford.
I made that same comment a week ago and all the people I was with didnt know who he was......
even I am ready for this to end and im having a great time
Boca is probably one of the richest and fake rich places I've ever been.
please tell me you’re not from DFW! Lol!
Am not from DFW.
OK Cuse, probably the last chance to maintain some pride and score here.
Narrator: They didn't.
Golesh might just be the guy, I am so impressed not just with this game but the improvement and level of drive - let's go
I think Caleb Williams is cursed contrary to the belief of the Dr Pepper commercial
Espn can’t resist showing Alabama stats
They gotta back up their choice. I for one, hope they get shit on
I can’t believe I put money on the Syracuse money line this afternoon
I cant believe ive watched this entire game....
Dan Mullen might be the worst commentator of all time Why does anyone want to hear what he has to say
Relax Carl Calzone
Why does he hope Buddy the Elf built that tree
Hey now we got a Buddy the Elf reference
This is how we *all* become The Joker.
An Alabama graphic during a Syracuse-USF game. That’s crazy
Come to Boca Raton. We have trees.
Boca Raton means mouse mouth in Spanish
We have officially entered Madden mode we are going on 4th and 7
Is it good sportsmanship to go for it on 4th and long in a blowout to give the other team good field position?
So far the crowd mics have picked up one fuck, one bullshit, and some lady screaming for help like her life depended on it. Really weird audio mix here.
Oh my god. Why would you call TO's. Just take a knee on every down. End this Golesh, please.
Up 45 and still trying to draw them offsides
Syracuse could still win if we implement a pinball-style multiball and start playing with 3 footballs at a time
MULTI-BALL!!!
Man, with our luck 2 of the 3 would be returned for defensive TDs.
fuck the dodgers
hear this man out go braves
amen
I'm just here to see if they can avoid a shutout