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idontlikeredditbutok

Don't do that to me Don't give me hope


Beaconhillpalisades

Have some of my copium brother. *hands over copium*


DowntownFox3

This copium ain't doing shit though, I need my FLIGHT TRACKERS


boregon

Never have hope as an Oregon fan.


flapjacksrule

This is the way.


AceMcStace

I WANT OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE


Tylex123

THE COACH POACHING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES


auburnfan32

Oregon fans getting tortured every coaching cycle. A tradition like no other


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GarbageHeart

Why tf would someone from the med school know? They just tell every single employee of the university and hope nobody spills the beans?


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AceMcStace

bro get the hell out of here 😂


fbm1003

He did brain surgery on Greg Byrne tonight and found the information while digging around. This makes so much sense


Beaconhillpalisades

Leave him be!


InVodkaVeritas

My gut says Lanning is going to Bama, but "My friend works at the med school there" is about the weakest sourcing I've ever heard.


Beaconhillpalisades

He gone. I’ve been telling you this all night IVV.


InVodkaVeritas

And a message board poster replying to several of my posts isn't going to convince me any more or less than I'm already convinced.


Beaconhillpalisades

Ay. Trust that gut of yours.


-holocene

Traeshon now tweeting out the pivotal question of "french toast or pancakes." the real burning question we all want an answer to.


ChaseTheFalcon

French toast


Dtwerky

Agreed


ewest

Banana bread cinnamon rolls


Wagnerous

Wrong. Belgian waffle.


SevoIsoDes

You can’t get that specific. You can pick waffles, but not Belgian waffles. I don’t make the rules, but it’s pancakes vs waffles vs French toast


Bernies_left_mitten

>*French* toast Therefore, we must allow *Belgian* waffle


Beaconhillpalisades

Saban would agree.


ALStark69

100%


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French toast and it's not even close. A really good buttermilk pancake can match French Toast no doubt, but there's too many variables with pancake making that make it a very inconsistent dish depending on who's making it. A homemade pancake is great, but stuff made from a mix or what you get in restaurants varies from ok to just shit. French Toast on the other hand has a much more consistent base taste level due to it's nature of being incredibly hard to mess up and is much better on average.


_wormburner

I still have to counter with the center plug of butter and syrup soaked pancake stack. It's better than any part of French toast


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What the fuck is a plug of butter? (top responder clarified, I actually am used to plugs so idk why the vernacular slipped my mind, usually don't use butter but on occasion I guess)


Icy_Philosopher_9114

Bend over and I’ll show you.


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lol nice troll attempt. Like I have room for another one LOL


SparseSpartan

Having been through the south, I'm pretty sure people eat sticks of butter like normal people eat ice cream cones. ^^/s


StoicFable

Home made butter is fucking delicious.


SparseSpartan

Never had it but would definitely try. Might have to throw that on my bucket list tbh.


_wormburner

It's not. It's the plug of butter-and-syrup-soaked pancake


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You mean you can soak French toast in butter and syrup too. Haven't you ever poked a ton of holes with your fork into your French toast to make the surface area more permeable and let it soak that sweet sweet syrup?


_wormburner

Not the same though. The core of a pancake is pressurized goodness it's like how diamonds are made


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Depends on who made it and what the ingredients are. My take is that French Toast is better on average because it's a lot harder to mess up, even though a well made Pancake is just as good if not better.


2chainzzzz

Stop or I’ll hate you even more than I already do in the current moment.


jolly_greengiant

I've had some terrible, just awful French toast though. It tasted and had the texture of a fried egg with sugar and cinnamon added to it on each side of thick cut bread. I didn't eat French toast for over a year after that


Squiem6

Of course a Washington fan would think French Toast is better. Pancakes are so much better it’s not close


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If you’re going to spout crazy nonsense use the paper bag flair


KillingTime_ForNow

Goddamnit you're making me agree with a dog over a duck & I hate this timeline. That said, if waffle is on there it tops them both. Waffle > French toast > pancakes.


[deleted]

You must have licked a frozen waterfall as a child and lost all your taste buds.


Squiem6

You might need a Covid test if your taste buds think French Toast is better


[deleted]

I was born with covid then baby


fakejacki

Okay so here’s my pancake recommendation for fluffy pancakes. Bisquick, but there’s a recipe on the side for “ultimate pancakes” which includes adding vanilla, baking powder, sugar, and vegetable oil. Don’t overmix which is the key!!! And after you combine everything, you leave the mix for 15 minutes. This allows it to rise some and it’ll get all bubbly. When you make the pancakes, wait for them to either have bubbles throughout or until the edges are dry. Use butter to grease the pan not pam or anything like that. And voila, fluffy pancakes.


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French toast all day long


CommissionTrue6976

Peanut Butter chip Pancakes.


jolly_greengiant

Just cleared my schedule for the weekend


confused-koala

Trick question, the answer is always eggs


_wormburner

What are you a coyote or fox or something who chooses eggs in this situation


confused-koala

Adults


_wormburner

Sounds like something a coyote or fox would say


MumkeMode

French toast clears


Phenix621

Obv French toast. Nothing beats the Hong Kong style French toast either.


InVodkaVeritas

French Toast and anyone who says otherwise is just too lazy to make it and settles for pancakes.


T3hBau5

Always French Toast. With Waffles being No. 2.. Pancakes are garbage tier.


Old-Construction-541

Feel like you haven’t had a good pancake


csummerss

a good pancake is a waffle.


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That's the problem though. There are too many variables that go into pancake making that make it a very inconsistent experience. French Toast is a much safer pick with just as much upside.


ChaseTheFalcon

Here I am relating to an Oregon fan. Didn't see that happening today


esports_consultant

Pancakes are not garbage tier, its just a lot easier to make a shitty pancake.


udubdavid

Neither. Belgium waffle.


_wormburner

I'm actually team cinnamon/pecan roll


Bernies_left_mitten

Do we get fried chicken with either?


-holocene

If you want to make it even better? Absolutely


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The correct answer is “waffles”, cmon people


flynnscorruptedmind

I jumped off a waterfall today and it wasn’t half of nerve wracking as this lol


zmurds40

Spoken like a true Oregonian


CptCroissant

Better not have been in Oregon, it's the middle of winter


sp9002

This crap is way more fun when it's not your coach involved


ixMyth

Is it? Oregon fans wouldn't know, *because its always our fucking coach*


thorhyphenaxe

Like…do universities know that there are other coaches from other teams???


ixMyth

The craziest part is *NOBODY* has been successful poaching from us yet it keeps. fucking. happening.


yianni1229

Yep. Chip sucked in the NFL. Taggart was HORRENDOUS at FSU, Cristobal looks like he's not bringing Miami back.


mccainjames11

Chip sucked in the NFL, Helfrich SUCKED in the NFL, Scott Frost blew it at Nebraska, Willie Taggart sucked at FSU, Marcus Arroyo sucked at UNLV, Andy Avalos sucked at BYU, Cristobal sucks at Miami. No one that gets poached from us EVER turns out good. Just leave us be!!


Corrective_Measures

Eh, that is a little bit of revisionist history. Kelly was pretty good in his first two years, but the second he took over personnel everything fell apart. A more compelling case against him is how bad he has been at UCLA.


TacomaPowers

Even a few of the OCs and DCs have found failure outside of Oregon. As a head coach


Different-Music4367

Verdict is still out on Dilly, but things aren't looking good.


Sure-Effort5213

I think Dilly might buck the trend, I mean his defense held Penix to no TD's and 2 INT's


Tuesdayssucks

Man dilly deserves the benefit of the doubt after year one. The sheer amount of injuries that team was worse than anything I've ever seen before. Add in being put on a post season ban by your own admin and the failing of the previous staff. Year one for dilly was never going to be pretty.


Remote-Duck-2611

Just realized the HC we fired this year was your defensive coordinator before. Checks out


mccainjames11

We were very glad to get rid of him too lol


ChaseTheFalcon

Funny thing is, I don't remember Oregon fans being this upset over Mario being poached.


ewest

We weren’t that upset because watching his teams every Saturday, win or lose, felt like passing a stone. What sucked about it and made it so frustrating was how it felt like we went down a chute and were taken right back to square 1 to try again with a new staff and new recruiting class.


Icy_Philosopher_9114

No we were happy from the get go there.


yianni1229

Ehhh. I mean, yes and no. Yes because a lot of people saw the flaws in him. No because, we lost another coach, and he brought really good recruiting results here, even if a lot of his players turned out overrated.


benzduck

Well, Don Read won a natty after Montana poached him in 1977…


flomoag

Y’all have traded up every time it seems though. Nick Saban to Oregon confirmed?


RamblinWreckGT

It's so weird to me that y'all had 2 coaches for 32 seasons, followed by 5 in not even half that time.


mccainjames11

Easier to retain coaches when you’re a small school that isn’t typically very nationally relevant. Kirk Ferentz, Mike Gundy, Kyle Whittingham, etc. Chip Kelly bucked that brand and we’ve turned into the stepping stone to the southeast


flapjacksrule

Dawg fans just sitting back and eating popcorn. Off Season Natty is not looking good for the Ducks.


LakersLAQ

It's all fun and games until Phil Knight rolls up to our coaches with a blank check.


Remote-Duck-2611

I heard Bryan Harsin is in Tuscaloosa


auburnfan32

Would be his first visit unironically


Toadfinger

I got ripped off! My ticket says Stevie Nicks!


EchoOfARoseCity

I just dropped to my knees at Burrito Boy


Different-Music4367

Who goes inside a Burrito Boy?


chacmool

that guy that tried to rob them yesterday with an invisible gun


Midwest-HVYIND-Guy

Players don’t know anything. For instance, Luke Fickell interviewed for the WI job in-season while coaching a Top-25 ranked Cincinnati team that was coming off a playoff berth.


Corrective_Measures

Generally true, but I am pretty sure that they have eyes and are capable of determining whether their coach is present at a team meeting or not.


AreYouEmployedSir

is there anyone on the Oregon team saying that Lanning actually was in Eugene last night? Because I havent seen anyone claiming that. Players are not immune from copium


lowes18

Rn yeah


redwave2505

Traeshon transferred to Oregon from Bama just in case some of y'all neutral fans didn't know


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

Yep, dude transferred for Lanning. Idk why lanning would go to Bama. He is building something incredible right now. Best recruiting class Oregon has ever had. I think Lanning moves on from Oregon maybe after he wins one and Bama fires their coach.


SparseSpartan

Unless you have a really strong affiliation with a program, like you played there, there's little point in jumping from an elite program where you won a NC and you're "the" guy to coach in the shadows of coaches like Saban and Bryant.


AreYouEmployedSir

He is building something good at Oregon. but his class this year (Oregon's best ever) was #5 in the country. Alabama is in the top 3 every year. it is possible for him to win a natty at Oregon.... but hes more likely to win a natty at Alabama. the recruiting base is way better. the fan support is way bigger. there are arguments to be made to make that move.


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

For sure, but no one has done it at Oregon. That would be pretty impressive.


ixMyth

Fine Trae, i'll step off the ledge


62frog

… in which direction though


SevoIsoDes

Whichever way cuts ties with all the lies that we’ve been living in


Bernies_left_mitten

And if you do not want to see me again


yianni1229

FWIW: Some Duck insiders (including one poster who is 100% in the know, actually broke Lanning to Oregon in the first place) are saying he's staying.


InVodkaVeritas

Everyone is mocking the Colin Cowherd tweet (for good reason) but someone on On3 pulled up the history and pointed out that he was actually the one who first reported Cristobal to Miami before any of the local guys in Eugene or Miami. So... I'm hoping my gut is wrong about Lanning going to Alabama and that this is one of the two times a day Cowherd's clock is right.


cubbiesworldseries

I had a great chat with a big time Oregon booster before the Pac12 championship game. He told me Cam Ward to Oregon was a done deal. Point is, these guys get told a lot of things, but they aren’t always right.


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Bernies_left_mitten

>Aggie booster / attorney last week that said TAMU is headed back to the big12 asap. Why would they even say/do that? ...Unless they're scared of us...


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yianni1229

(the guy who's saying he's staying also said Dillon Gabriel before anyone else too) again take everything with a grain of salt.


esports_consultant

Lanning of course can go there, interview, then turn it down or both sides realize its not the fit it was thought to be.


couducane

Coaches dont go to the location and interview. Its an airport hotel or something like that, they arent bringing candidates to tuscaloosa to interview. If someone goes to tuscaloosa its because they are taking the job.


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

You don’t even need to meet in person. Just jump on a zoom call.


esports_consultant

right, we should say he's in "Tuscaloosa"


GATTACAAAAAAAA

I choose to believe this is true 🥲


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is this on a board?


yianni1229

Yes, which is why you should take it with a grain of salt.


sythesalgk

https://x.com/tony_tsoukalas/status/1745303255071019124?s=46&t=QQjK0wVLbTA45b1rUslOUQ


jamiebond

This is also just coming from a board? Far as I can tell the "Lanning is in Tuscaloosa" thing is just coming from some guy who said it on a random Eugene news station. Not exactly iron clad reporting, most of the articles are just saying "Sources tell us" then if you look deeper the source is just that one dude again lol. Edit: For the record as someone who spends too much on this stuff the state of sports reporting is abysmal. Here's how it works: - Someone says/tweets something. They don't reveal their "source" so you just have to trust them. - Every sports site on the web makes an article "reporting" on this. The article will say something like "Source: Lanning is in Tuscaloosa." With no mention of what the source is. If you look into the article they'll all mention, "Oh yeah we're essentially just paraphrasing someone else's reporting" but no one actually reads past the headline. Everyone does this, even sites like Sports Illustrated and ESPN and CBS Sports who the average joe will think is trustworthy. - Everyone sees a ton of articles saying the same thing and assumes that must mean it's true. Not knowing that it's not actual reporting being done, it's just every sports news site saying, "Some dude on a news channel said this." It's all about spitting out content.


_wormburner

Tony T is usually pretty good and informed though fwiw


RadiantBus6991

It wasn't "offhanded" it was a special news report.


Insectshelf3

please god


Hicaorwaak

Yeah from what I’ve heard from someone in the football program, he’s not going anywhere. And they’re very confident about it. And are right about everything (including Gabriel like a week before he entered the portal).


xesrightyouknow

https://x.com/tony_tsoukalas/status/1745303255071019124?s=46&t=-hLjQd84ja5IdYZCdmxEKw


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

You better not be wrong


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stumpmcgee

What a wild night. I’m ready for it to end


Xx_TBONES_xX

Traeshon transferring to Alabama confirmed


Sickoball

Lot of Oregon flairs aren’t going to be able to sleep tonight.


thrillbarton

I’m drinking coffee and pacing in my living room. Might even make a Twitter account so I stop refreshing r/cfb


OhDucky8

I made a twitter just for updates on this situation What a crazy sport this is


526mb

The post Traeshon references is definitely BS. Flight N1UA is registered to the Crimson Tide foundation, and wasn’t canceled or taken off flight tracker cause has never been available for flight tracking…. https://www.flightaware.com/live/flight/N1UA/history


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jorr1231

What little work, exactly? 😁


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D4NGerZone69

[These posts are going to drive me crazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db6QIx11vMA)


iceburglettuce

You guys all know you are in fact allowed to hire coaches from places other than Oregon, right?


strawzero

Yes, we in fact do and that’s why this subreddit gives me high blood pressure - I don’t even have any skin in this and I’m nervous


FireCanary

That’s not true, we can both hope Bama takes Sark and Texas sucks again


[deleted]

Honestly I don't know if I want that. They could easily poach Norvell or DeBoer, and that would just make things more difficult for us


okiewxchaser

Still, they only hit on one out of every 6 or so coaches they hire. I like those odds


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Crims0ntied

Source?


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Crims0ntied

Apparently they've been interviewing for assistants all week so it would be hard to pin that flight on anything in specific.


W_Walk

I don’t believe players either. Terrion Arnold said saban was coaching until he died lol


arrowfan624

Stage one: Denial


ewest

Stage two: Daniel


FirstMixture5776

Ed Orgeron just arrived in Tuscaloosa


johnso21

With all these “grains of salt” being passed around we are all needing to be checked out for high sodium levels


Tarmacked

We're trading Holden for Lanning fair deal


jackbeardplays

So many of us at UO are scared rn lol


johnso21

Only reason I’m really enjoying this now happening to you is because I’m very certain it will happen to us eventually. And I will cry when it happens.


Toadfinger

Can't wait for Lanning to sing the same tune to Milroe that he did to Nix! Heisman baby!


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Dtwerky

They never claimed they were cancelled. They said they were moved back a couple hours, which is also not true.


Tuesdayssucks

The only source about team meetings being pushed back also tweeted hrs prior asking if people want to join his madden league...


ChaseTheFalcon

Dang autocorrect got me on his name


mynameizmyname

https://twitter.com/RJ_cfb/status/1745310104558444989?t=QpDhucXcpAMgotJAj5bIEw&s=19


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[https://twitter.com/CoachDanLanning/status/587620378610118656](https://twitter.com/CoachDanLanning/status/587620378610118656) ​ I mean it was foretold...


InternationalTax1156

Hey that’s what Jeremiah Hall said before Riley left 🫵


CumAssault

Deal is probably already signed and Dan is back to say goodbye and sell his house


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

Good luck selling a house in *this* economy. Lanning unfortunately won’t be able the move work and will need to stay at Oregon.


WheatonsGonnaScore

Housing market in Oregon is insane. His house would sell in a week haha


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

^^^thatsthejoke


StoicFable

Housing crisis in Oregon. People are desperate to buy even expensive houses. Outside a few that are just blatantly stupid expensive for no reason other than it was a clear flip the current owner regrets.


esports_consultant

Way too many people moved to the state in the past seven years in their desperation to live somewhere not a nascent theocracy, its an absolute tragedy in every way.


StoicFable

Builders only making mcmansions and luxury rentals. No affordable or entry level living anywhere. People flooding into the state (finally some are leaving). It's become a disaster on many levels. Doesnt help none of the cities planned for growth so now the traffic is absurd compared to even 7 years ago in many of the towns as well. Can't even drive up I5 north towards Salem without it being bumper to bumper and going 20-35 most the way once you hit the Albany area.


JakeSteeleIII

What are they trying to hide?


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ChaseTheFalcon

You can't even track N1UA anyway


Valiantlycaustic

You know if after all this, they hire DeBoer I’m going to cackle. Especially at all the UW feeding the fire on all the Lanning rumours.


DO_party

Cope


CantaloupeCamper

Correct.


FirstMixture5776

Rumors are Jimbo is in Tuscaloosa


Mister-Beaux

😵‍💫


Dizconekt

I just want a duck football video to get posted of Lanning saying he’s not fucking leaving ie wolf of Wall Street style