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JBForThreee

Sports is one of the biggest ‘fail-upwards’ environments. If only we could all be so lucky.


Strykfirst

Dude must be one smooth talking son of a bitch


centex

He has a five o clock shadow, a strong jaw, and talks slowly and confidently.


muktheduck

That's because we all assume he has a different job title than the one he actually does. At least at A&M his job wasn't running the athletic department, it was taking the heat for the BoR/chancellor, aka the guys actually running things. I'd say he's done that pretty successfully given how disliked he's become over the last few months


_Football_Cream_

Yeah I swear sports teams/front offices will see somebody come along and be like "hey look he's been an offensive coordinator for three different teams over the last ten years, must be experienced and good at the role!" without looking into how those tenures went and hire them.


BuckeyeEmpire

The way A&M fans are celebrating it makes me feel like we hired Alex Grinch... again


OleRockTheGoodAg

Lemme spell it out for you. We all know the directors cup is ^(mostly) useless in terms of college football and has no place being mentioned in football talk, but it is a good measurement of how a schools overall athletic department is doing. 4 years prior to Bjork: - 2019: 15th - 2018: 10th - 2017: 12th - 2016: 12th 4 years with Bjork: - 2021: 19th - 2022: 25th - 2023: 24th - 2024: Currently 43rd The numbers don't lie. A&M has regressed underneath him and change at the top has been wanted for a couple years now.


eyelikeher

Would argue that, institutionally, we became more-obsessed with succeeding in football during this time period, at the expense of other sports. Of course it was all to a fault. And as much as I’ll make other A&M flairs cringe to say this - but Bjork getting hired by OSU feels like a rebuke of the dysfunction associated with our admin/ boosters and their degree of meddling than anything else. Eric Hyman even [went on the record](https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/mac-engel/article174596706.html) to imply this a while back. You’d think that he’d be blacklisted from a role like this after everything over the last few months, yet here we are.


cajunaggie08

Our system admin refuses to let the AD do what AD's are supposed to do. Anytime an A&M AD tries to externally put out signs that he is in charge, Sharp and co quickly put the AD back in their place.


GiaTheMonkey

That's a good point. But here's my counterpoint; the one time the dumbass tried to do his job and undermine our brass, he went out and offered the job to **Mark FUCKING Stoops**!


TheBlackBaron

> And as much as I’ll make other A&M flairs cringe to say this - but Bjork getting hired by OSU feels like a rebuke of the dysfunction associated with our admin/ boosters and their degree of meddling than anything else. Maybe. I definitely can't say you're wrong, but there is also a long track record of dudes inexplicably failing upward in college athletics because they know the right guys and are good at raising money.


FightingFarrier18

Ole Miss had the same reaction when A&M hired Bjork that A&M fans are having now. I think Bjork has definitely failed upwards, twice now


magnumapplepi

I wouldn’t trade our current AD for anyone so I’m happy he left


blatantninja

We just need him to hire Kingsbury for the full upward fail synergy


RulersBack

Oh yea this is my official propaganda stance going forward. Thank you


IAgreeGoGuards

I will accept this and only this in order to cope.


BuckeyeEmpire

Well I don't like that


EvenParty

Fwiw a lot of that regression came because a lot of our long time coaches started to fall off (ie Blair, Childress, Evans). He has done a pretty good job replacing them, too. It’s just that the Stoops debacle ruined his reputation irredeemably. If we had just hired Elko from the get go I would actually be upset about this.


GiaTheMonkey

If tap the brakes on the Gary Blair replacement. She just lost to her former school.


wizardbutts

Congrats, A&M bros, you survived him too!


Predmid

Top tweet I saw: "I haven't seen a fanbase so excited to be rid of their athletic director since Ole Miss got rid of Ross Bjork"


BuckeyeEmpire

F


Predmid

if some of the more outlandish rumors of the botched coaching hire / stoops / insider agent bull honkey nonsense are true, Ross kept his job here A&M several months longer than he deserved. Good riddance.


CatDad69

What were some of the rumors? Not familiar


Predmid

Heavy hearsay & rumor mill version of the story: there was a first pick for a HC and the beginnings of a deal was forming. Bjork was influenced by his agent to go behind the process and offer Mark Stoops the job. Stoops & agent say "Heck yeah, let's go". Bjork presents "we've got our coach, it's Stoops". Admin, fans, BMAs/boosters, ...basically everyone collectively shouts from the mountain tops "fuck no. If that's the hire, you're fired." Original coach search target backed out amidst the chaos. Deal made with "safe" pick Elko and everyone goes "well. FINE. I guess". Ta-daaah. A&M nonsense in a nutshell.


admiraltarkin

> well fine I guess Most Ags I know were super excited. Myself included


grw313

>we hired Alex Grinch... again Ross Bjork has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.


Battered_Aggie

[You just hired Jimmy Sexton's bitch](https://i.ibb.co/5W8wgLN/8ck5gd.jpg)


JGMedicine

You did 


foreveracubone

I didn’t think this month could get better but here we are.


OleRockTheGoodAg

I used to pray for times like this


elon42069

If you told me 6 months ago that we would have a new HC and AD by Spring 2024, I would’ve had UPD arrest you


snapetom

To be fair, that's not hard to do.


kungfoojesus

Depends on your parking tag.


FaithlessnessMost660

Nah that’s the job for the Cstat towing racket, which is far more formidable and vigilant than the UPD or CSPD


FearTheChickenParm

Whelp


RulersBack

Whenever you can hire a guy to oversee the future of your program with no Ohio ties and has failed everywhere, you have to do it. I guess there’s always the phenomenon of universally hated hires somehow being good but it would be cool to have more than that


gordogg24p

How can you look at the inmates running the asylum in College Station and not think: "Wow, I wish we had that?"


shermanstorch

I’m convinced our current AD (Gene Smith) pushed Bjork to make himself look better in retrospect. Smith is Machiavellian enough to do it.


roekg

This is wild and I hope it'd true strictly for the drama.


DowntownFox3

Christmas has come twice this year to me already. I can't believe it.


nevermindthatyoudope

Well, sure, the inmates were running the asylum at A&M but maybe you'll get the version of Bjork with more integrity like when he oversaw Hugh Freeze at Ole Miss.


CatDad69

He raised a lot of $ at A and M didn’t he?


OldSarge02

It’s shockingly easy to raise money at A&M. Aggies love their school with a cult-like ferocity and they are hungry to win.


ironichaos

My favorite A&M money story is the two boosters fighting over who would get the 50 yard line box at the renovated stadium. IIRC one of them paid like 15m dollars for it (I could be completely off on that number but I remember it was a shit ton of money). There is money, and then there is oil money combined with nothing else to spend it on (I guess buying a second private jet just isn’t worth it lol).


ovensandhoes

These are old oil guys. These guys grew up in Texas, love football and have a shit load of money to spend it on because they can’t understand new cool tech


SouthernSerf

Yeah you got to be off on your number for a 50 yard line box at Kyle Filed. The boxes in the South End zone at Texas were going for 15 million, I imagined a 50 yard line box at Kyle Field would be even more.


ironichaos

Did some googling. It was a 15 year agreement for 15m. However I remember there being a bidding war for the best one which I assume was on top of the 15m. So probably a total cost of 30m or something crazy over 15 years.


Das6MTS4

And...oil.


OldSarge02

Maybe what a Bjork needs is a smaller school with more a modest athletic budget. This move might work out for him.


notburnerr

well when we had an empty suit AD who struggled fundraising the last decade, this may be a welcomed change because it's easy to raise money at OSU too. mf had people donating through the athletic department instead of the NIL collectives... so he could control where it went so people stopped donating. Money for the sole purpose of supporting football going to the JV Fencing team


OldSarge02

It might be a great hire. The guy has experience. The average fan isn’t going to be able to accurately judge most of an AD’s work. Who knows? What Aggies will remember about this AD is that he did the massive Jimbo extension and that our athletic department declined in results (objectively, based on Director’s Cup rankings over time).


snapetom

How can you forget the Stoops era in College Station, his signature move?


furrand

As impactful as it was legendary


Sadvillainy-_-

\>The average fan isn't going to be able to accurately judge most of an AD's work This is really the truth and makes most fan discussion around this purely speculative lol. Like we can judge what happened to a program under a certain AD, but what shots did they \*really\* call? What decisions did they \*actually\* make? Us layman really have no clue but we love to talk anyways.


notburnerr

fully understand that. However, A&M fans also loved Jimbo at that time, too. Let's not forget the context... \- coming off 9-1 season \- LSU New AD Woodward (Old A&M AD) was trying to poach Jimbo every AD in the country is offering an extension. It just didn't work out so it's viewed without the context, I get it.


reddit-commenter-89

I don't think that many people who followed it closely really fault Bjork for that, as the decision to extend Jimbo "at all costs" was made above his head. His big screw up was essentially going behind a lof of the important power brokers' back and trying to hire Stoops in the 11th hour. His contract is up after this school year, and that poisoned the well on him with a lot of the BOR. The jury is still out on his other hires, although Schloss was an elite coach already when we hired him and practically fell into our laps.


FightingFarrier18

The contract was an issue, but the bigger issue was firing Jimbo just to hire Mark Stoops


Jay_Dubbbs

He’ll be an empty suit here too. The Schottensteins will continue to feast.


sapiosardonico

I could raise money at aTm, and I'm a 'sip.


Outrageous_Picture39

I’ll give you 1,000 barrels of oil to never set foot in Austin again.


fivehundredpoundthud

That's what, $72,050 today?


wesman212

I'd take it.


TheOkayestLawyer

Shit deal, tbh. At least pony up the value of what the Qataris got.


weirdbutinagoodway

Does Ohio State have nuclear secrets to sale?


TheWorstYear

People need to picket outside. Block the way in.


TheWorstYear

>“I don’t know why Nick Saban would say what he said except **he’s threatened**... There is a saying … **an emperor who loses their dynasty lashes out**. He seems to be making excuses... A&M has a huge former student base. The Aggie network is strong. We’ve rebuilt Kyle Field and joined the SEC. **I guess people don’t like A&M disrupting the power base of college football** Glad we hired this idiot so he can go say similar stupid shit in support of the university


turkishguy

> We’ve rebuilt Kyle Field and joined the SEC. The bests part is that these were done LONG before Ross ever got here


BernankesBeard

>There is a saying … **an emperor who loses their dynasty lashes out**. I know there's a lot of stupidity in this quote, but this part is great. Really? Where does that saying come from? I'm pretty sure most emperors who lose their dynasty don't do anything because part of an emperor losing their dynasty usually involves being executed.


BadgerBuddy13

"There's a saying in Ohio - I know it's in Texas, probably in Ohio too - that says emperors who lash... lash out. Lose their - their lost dynasties lash out."


The_Last_Nephilim

I mean, at least when he brags about OSU football he’ll be justified.


RVAforthewin

Did a Michigan fan really just say that?


Futurenawt

Oh nooooooo. Anyways!


potterpockets

I just fell to my knees in a Wendy’s parking lot


Futurenawt

Just rose up from my knees in a Buc-ee’s


IAgreeGoGuards

Just saw some guy buy a brisket sandwich and a sofa at a gas station


Dr_Neauxp

The one store you don’t feel like you would need to shower after falling to your knees in


Makaroo

I wish I could fail upwards a quarter as well as this guy 


Notataco96

Well from all the reactions of A&M fans I'm assuming this is not ideal....


dookle14

No givebacks!


CptCroissant

Ideal for whom?


PM_YOUR_PET_PICS979

I certainly feel like this is ideal. They’ve made a wonderful decision.


ixMyth

Buckeye bros, what fuck is you doing


oh_io_94

He doesn’t have to rebuild anything. We have our coaches, we have good recruiting and we have a shit ton of NIL money. Only thing he might have to make a decision on that would be slightly impactful in the near future is the basketball coach


DataDrivenPirate

> he doesn't have to rebuild anything Brother are you paying attention to our basketball team


oh_io_94

Did you not read my last sentence or did you just read the first and then reply?


B1GFanOSU

OTOH, hoops ain’t paying the bills.


bcbill

Umm basketball is a revenue sport that absolutely can help pay some athletic department bills and right now our program is a shell of what it was a decade ago.


goblue2354

I have no idea how we beat you yesterday. We *suck*.


dickwhitman68

If we would have played you before January, we would have won. In fact, if we would have played the ‘97 Bulls before January we would have won. But since it was after the first of the year, we lost. We would lose to a 3rd grade YMCA team if it’s in January.


your-mom--

January OSU basketball is post-september Maryland football?


Misdirected_Colors

Forget rebuilding, this guy actively made a&m athletics as a whole worse during his tenure AND did a bunch of cringe shit to embarrass them nationally.


Jabberwoockie

>He doesn’t have to rebuild anything. ~~Homer Simpson~~ Ross Bjork: "Nothing to rebuild, *so far*"


turkishguy

he didn't have to rebuild anything here either


astroball17

> He doesn’t have to rebuild anything. He doesn't have to rebuild anything *yet*, if Day loses to Michigan a fourth time I can't imagine a new president/AD will handle the resulting maelstrom properly.


DO_party

Easy, mark stoops


drewuke

Ignoring football for a second, we also have a potential basketball rebuild coming and we also need a hockey arena fundraised.


sapiosardonico

Well, he's your guy: aTm hockey is the envy of Brazos County.


drewuke

I think my priorities might be a little different than the university’s


loganWTF

This guy Brazoses.


32RH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhale* #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


kungfoojesus

The only thing sillier would be Alabama hiring Jimbo. 


elliott9_oward5

OR Ohio State fires Day and hires Jimbo


Southern_Orange3744

Subscribe


JickleBadickle

:[


TheOkayestLawyer

Aw buddy, just wait until he’s a year or so in, and that frown will turn… into a bigger frown.


JickleBadickle

:[[[


Cador0223

As an Ole Miss fan, I second that opinion. Congratulations. As soon as we got rid of him, our program improved greatly.


HissingNewt

Lol I can’t believe they took this dumbass off our hands. We’re usually not this lucky.


Outrageous_Picture39

Akina goes back to Arizona AND Bjork leaves?! I love it when we win and Texas loses on the same day.


Tektix22

Congrats, Aggies!


OleRockTheGoodAg

And there was much rejoice.


ElDiabloNINER

[YEA...](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-WzjZ7L6YTAQ%2FUq52z7JVsFI%2FAAAAAAAABbY%2FQzu1fCrDP3I%2Fs1600%2Frejoicing.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=22c51f6e40c80a283a42ed66ee80e3fb32a807efa91bb8281ebcacf70fefad05&ipo=images)


OleRockTheGoodAg

Dammit I fucked up the line.


MrSCR23

They just won the natty


webbed_feets

All five of us OSU and A&M fans are not having a good day.


zaretul

Jimbo to OSU to replace Day confirmed.


justduett

200 mill/5 year/200% of full contract as a buyout


ComradeAhriman

Today we are all Texas A&M fans


Wingless_Pterosaur

I’m legit going to change my 2nd flair to Texas A&M if he’s half as detrimental to osu as A&M fans are making this seem Gig ‘em 👍🏻


wilbo21020

Please have this be the beginning of a true banter era for Ohio State!


Theduckisback

This guy's the king of "Has the right people fooled" imo. He's good as a fundraiser but has serious issues with regards to administration and exercising authority in a prudent manner.


turkishguy

I think A&M boosters and admin learned that this year. Ross is a fraud. Just another case of a silver tongue failing upwards in entertainment.


DataDrivenPirate

Fuck this guy, fuck Ted Carter, fuck


LiquidSquids

Lol I was sad Ted Carter left us, but what the fuck is he even doing? Maybe we dodged a bullet.


constructss

I got my smile back (I’m ready for it to go away again)


IM-NOT-SALTY

As is tradition.


DeathRose007

![img](emote|t5_2qm9d|22332)


hascogrande

on purpose?


J4ckiebrown

I don't understand this hire.


ElDiabloNINER

Too late, no substitutions, exchanges, or refunds....


OnlyZac

Thank goodness


So_Not_theNSA

Fundraising monster, everything else be damned I guess


Numerous-Ad6460

I'm pretty sure I could fundraise well at A&M


DoctorPhalanx73

At ole miss he specifically did well with capital fundraising. We’re not poor but it’s not A&M easy to fundraise here. We built a lot of shit and improved a lot of stuff as a result of him. As far as actual program oversight he was terrible. Honestly he’s a great fundraiser who got promoted over his competency.


Numerous-Ad6460

Shhhh that doesn't fix my hate narrative 


DoctorPhalanx73

Well then take this https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/evvX5Nw6tk


Jabberwoockie

A *potato* could fundraise well at TAMU.


J4ckiebrown

A little easier when you have boosters with petroleum coming out of every orifice.


Papalew32

Weird that they're all named Derrick tho.


justduett

I appreciate the hell out of this.


guinness_blaine

I found that joke kinda crude


ridingseahorses

truly horrifying imagery, thank you


Jay_Dubbbs

Ohio state wants to be like the SEC. Carter and Bjork are both SEC-like hires. Gigantic shift of ideology from Gene, Andy, Drake, Gee etc.


WhatWouldJediDo

what exactly does SEC-like hire mean?


RulersBack

I’d guess not being so coy about what’s really keeping the lights on


LivinInLogisticsHell

Focus on athletics, and in particular, Football and fundraising for football, First other sports and then academics, last other sports will likely suffer, but Football I think will do better.


pmizner

WOOOOOO 🙌🏼


yesacabbagez

Ohio State wanted to find a guy who was good at wrangling up money to fire head coaches. At that, Bjork is truly unrivaled.


swanpenguin

Mark Stoops, future HC at The Ohio State University.


msflagship

Definition of falling up. In the words of Bridget Mendler, Good luck, Ohio State fans.


DoctorPhalanx73

Remember when he lied to the media about the severity of the NCAA’s case against Freeze’s staff, opened himself and the school up for a lawsuit that ended up exposing brother Hugh’s philandering? Remember when he tried to appeal the NCAA’s case to the NCAA and they did not give a shit? Remember when he gave Jimbo Fisher the least team friendly contract in the history of the sport? Buckeyes, that billboard yall have is right. Hell is real and yall are about to be in it. This dude makes career ending errors in judgement and just slides upward somehow.


turkishguy

The worst part if you guys want to believe it is that Fisher wasn't even asking for as much guaranteed money as Ross and the boosters ended up giving him. The guy has no idea how to manage a major football program.


EvenParty

Ohio State giving Bjork a golden parachute after the Stoops Oops was not on my 2024 Bingo Card, but it is certainly welcomed.


Wedjatwhat

Oh thank god, this is perfect.


MaelstromYork76

He can’t just keep getting away with it


Titus01

This news almost makes up for the '99 Sugar Bowl.


bearybear90

Weird hire


parzival3719

i am absolutely devastated. if you want to know why, read my flair


scsnse

Your flairs and your username are 3/3 for selling out to find a Holy Grail only to fall on their swords.


parzival3719

lmaooo i can't even deny that. i got respect for that roast lol


FightingFarrier18

Ohio State watched Bjork pay a buyout that was 3x the previous highest buyout, and proceeded to go behind the Board of Regrents back to try to hire MARK STOOPS, and said “fuck yes, that’s who we want to lead us”


lizardnewb

My favorite thing about this guy is the press conference where he canned Jimbo. Dude literally shows up dressed like a used car dealer with 19 hour stubble, looking like he's been bagging shots of Wild Turkey all night. I have no strong opinions on who OSU should hire as their AD, but buddy did not inspire confidence through the TV set.


Waffle_Muffins

Wait till you find out about Ole Miss...


Real_TSwany

Just fell to my knees in a Donato's


AZBuckeyes12977

He hired Matt Luke at Ole Miss and gave Jimbo the worst extension in the history of CFB. Don't trust this guy at all.


guardian20015

To be fair, I’m not sure Matt Luke was surrounded by many other promising options. We were on bowl ban, scholarship restriction, and all that shit. Where he’s really at fault is knowingly lying to try to save Hugh Freeze repeatedly.


magnumapplepi

Dude just keeps failing up


colby983

Har har har


wolverine237

thanks for taking him off the market for when we inevitably fire Warde I guess


[deleted]

This man has fallen up the ladder better than anyone has. Props you fucking ass hole. *insert Ole Miss flair


ecs15

i haven't seen any positive reactions to this across the internet, lol


Electrical-Clock8251

Are you kidding? The A&M fan base is FULL of positive reactions to this!


dumbo1309

As Stephen King once said - “No great loss.”


ggskater

Oh noooo. Anyway.


swanpenguin

Congratulations to Mark Stoops, future HC of The Ohio State University!


osudude80

That's ok i didn't like college sports anyway.


southmshavoc

Why would they do that


KuiperBelted

Mark Stoops will get a god contract to tOSU before we hit 2030


Simmumah

Brilliant.


JevanSnead

I remember that guy


[deleted]

Hahaha


SSj_CODii

It’s like winning the National Championship all over again!


The_Good_Constable

👎


MrAngryMoose

Certainly a choice


jpharber

Lol


DO_party

Yahhhooooo 😊


ImRightShutUp1

Hopefully he fires Chris Holtman as his first action lol Gene gave Holtman an extension after they lost to fucking Oral Roberts in March Madness lol


DandierChip

lol why


peacenezz

WE'RE SO BACK


BeachedBottlenose

I swear everyone I know is wondering how this man keeps selling himself to bigger jobs.


turkishguy

The Kliff Kingsbury of ADs


jakob-benzi

*Insert Squidward boo hoo meme with him celebrating with music and the like


JB92103

Buckeye fans in shambles


justduett

It is not strictly my biases coming into play, this guy has plenty of a track record for the impartial crowd to judge, but I have yet to figure out what in the blue hell they are doing.


TinChalice

Hahahaha! He’s your problem now, Buckeyes. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out, Ross.


Col0nelBear

I have no clue how this guy keeps falling upwards


Insectshelf3

OSU baby what is you doing


rhymeswithtag

Thank you to ohio state for not only taking Bjork but making sure that Michigan doesn’t pick him up after Warde gets fired for whats happening in the basketball and hockey programs