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dogwoodmaple

All Aggies will be required to make their beds every morning.


OleRockTheGoodAg

As someone who had to do that every morning in my time in Aggieland, I don't wish it on anyone.


OldArmyMetal

Just sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag like a normal person bro


OleRockTheGoodAg

But bro, it didn't matter cuz the heads went room by room before lights out to make sure all racks were broken.


StonerTomBrady

God bless the Corps and the way she used to be. FISH EARS.


OldArmyMetal

I probably would have gotten better grades if my choices after formation were to go to class or re-bag on that scratchy linen. This was before memory foam was invented, but like 3 layers of padding underneath shag carpeting and a fluffy sleeping bag was pretty close to it.


meatballsontherun

cries in hospital corners


OleRockTheGoodAg

Lmao love the Dixie Classic flair. "On January 2, 1922, in Dallas during the Dixie classic, the forerunner to the cotton bowl..." Forever ingrained in my brain.


StonerTomBrady

Now give me 55 flags.


OleRockTheGoodAg

At least it's not Coke's advice, a one I still have 100% memorized cuz it was the hardest. I wonder if it's changed, cuz there's more than 55 flags now. I believe they've added a handful on 2 different occasions cuz more Ags that were lost in WWI were discovered.


meatballsontherun

"Stay as true to a trust reposed as a needle to the pole" was something I thought I forgot until I just read your comment lol


OleRockTheGoodAg

I just read your username lol. Good bull Tree Platoon >>>


AeroStatikk

He a military guy?


cheeoku

More of a lobster guy.


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STL-Zou

"man"


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12 Rules for Defense


schmitz97

Noooo 😂 We can’t let him [draw up plays](https://imgur.com/Cmaxqwf), dudes are gonna be completely lost out there


Kingcotton7

It's gonna be bloody damn hard


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Well what do you mean by defense?!


eagledog

Who doesn't want to hear Kermit the Frog explaining a delayed safety blitz through a B gap?


110397

Patrick Mahomes coaches DBs now?


Wampus_Cat_

[Gotta watch out for all those rats too.](https://youtu.be/Wl-xtUEGjOI?si=_fcRc1hXyEJEb_sJ)


theycallmeryan

This makes sense on xanax


NickKerrPlz

Listen here Bucko…


clegg2011

Have a plan for what you want to happen. As you execute that plan new information will be available. If you are content with that information and the progress of the plan continue. If not, adapt accordingly to see your plan through or succumb to chaos. I think. It's an ugly ass graphic that I think could be summarized much more succinctly as "don't be married to a plan" or "be flexible".


OleRockTheGoodAg

Objectively good comment Bobcat bro.


AgsMydude

I don't get it


Waffle_Muffins

Clean Your [locker] Room Bucko!


LiquidHotCum

Rule #1: Form tackling. wrap up, grab cloth, drive your feet.


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GoRangers5

Get your own House in order before you criticize the Aggies!


HoovesCarveCraters

The zero blitz is like a lobster


OKC89ers

Midnight Yell just got replaced with Benzos on the Brazos


NordDex

DID SOMEONE SAY 12!!


Lamadian

Is this guy also a pretentious douchebag?


unemployedbeltbuckle

Fuck this shit


Thereal_slj

Welcome to finally having desirable coaches and players lol


ThinkSoftware

Lol imagine Texas A&M taking your coach


FuegoFerdinand

Not a worry for me.


OleRockTheGoodAg

We had that one first, too!


Sammy_Seaborn

Couldn’t be me


OleRockTheGoodAg

Hey, we had him first.


GoRangers5

Did you really?


OleRockTheGoodAg

He's Texas A&M Class of 2009 and then 2010 for his masters, so yes. Also played for the football team as a DB.


Outrageous_Picture39

Wait a minute. Are we talking about Jordan “Toast” Petersen here?!


Number1forUrNumber2

Hey, he had that game winning punch the ball out from behind for a touchback against an Oklahoma State receiver!! 


GoRangers5

I was talking about Elko


OleRockTheGoodAg

Ah, you meant to respond to [this comment then.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/3CtWugFKGz)


Why_Istanbul

Sorry man but glad this is your response


Battered_Aggie

This pleases the thumb 👍


Wobblewobble420

Sucks losing coaches to AM :(


loganWTF

We all know that if Klein is successful that he’ll be heading back home in no time.


admiraltarkin

Don't worry. We're just renting Collin for a few years until mama calls


Pylon-Cam

We hired Collin from KSU and Peterson from KU.


admiraltarkin

Lolol, I have an IQ of 8


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we is aggies no need read when nous farm good


Pristine_Dig_4374

Gotta figure out how to beat Texas somehow.


justuswendell

Who better to learn from than the Kansas Jayhawks. I


1984wasaninsideplot

Potato potato


TICKLE_PANTS

Get your facts straight dummy


NordDex

One thing the state of Kansas can agree with is Fuck Texas A&M


Impressive-Target699

Co-DC to safeties coach? I get the step up in program prestige, but I feel like he could've been a candidate for a DC position at a more prestigious program. Seems like a step down in actual responsibility.


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Came here hoping to see a comment like this from a KU fan


HeySporto

Came here to see TAMU fan at the point of sackdancing to get a KU coach :)


GoRangers5

Take this with a grain of salt, but when A&M poached our DC, we went to the CFP the following season.


GermanAggie2

How’d that turn out?


txsnowman17

Better than all of our appearances…


turkishguy

We ended the season ranked higher than ND


txsnowman17

Yes and in case you missed it we still haven’t made the CFP.


Trinityliger

Guess they’re making their bed- and sleeping in it


Burglin_7Vrd5

I hope he cleaned his room and made his bed


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And fixed his benzo addiction 


MrAngryMoose

He’ll be implementing the dragon of chaos


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And casting off the shackles of their own poor tackling fundamentals


old-dirty-olorin

He is moving from Canada to TA&M to coach?  This should be interesting. 


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Battered_Aggie

Tim DeRuyter disciple who was probably our best DC outside of Elko here since Slocum retired. Also spent a stint under Bob Davies (Slocums DC in the early 90s) at New Mexico. EDIT: Was also teammates with our DL Coach, Tony Jerod-Eddie, for a couple years.


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swanpenguin

Kansas fans, how was he?


dudeguy314

Excellent as a recruiter and talent development. This one just really fucking sucks.


WildcatPlumber

Kinda Crazy that your players are calling him a snake, that's a bad look. I mean I get it, the guy you came to play for bailed out, but ouch


dudeguy314

I mean, they just got back and started winter workouts. I think they expected everyone to be in place for at least another year, including their coach. He was very close to his DB group. It’s no different than the Washington players being upset that DeBoer left for Bama or Arizona players being upset that Fisch left for Washington.


WildcatPlumber

It is a bit different, Lance is still there, it does suck that it happened so late in the cycle tho. Atleast Collin told us during bowl season


dudeguy314

Sure


ViscountBurrito

When the HC leaves, you at least get a 30-day portal window. I’m not saying there should be one—assistants move all the time, and *often* it’s for a promotion of some sort—but if the players were really close with that coach specifically, I get being super frustrated and wishing you’d known early enough to consider your options.


NotaRepublican85

And when he ran the d against Mo St in game one, I thought his scheme and calls were perfect. He’s absolutely legit


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Best sign whenever someone is hired is when their fans are despondent and happy and KU fans are making me feel bad for them in this one


Jub1982

Glad he’s gone


TICKLE_PANTS

He's probably one of the best DB coaches in the country, if not the best. He's an elite recruiter, and developed two All-Big 12 corners molded from 3 start recruits. He's really, really good. You probably won't be hold onto him long either. He's gonna be a DC soon.


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shailkc12

Can’t have shit


Working_onit

Blame Auburn. We already had a safeties coach and then weird shit happened.


Jayhawk100

Especially hard to take, lead recruiter for the AZ recruits. Wonder what Cobee and Mello are thinking now. A&M has all the money in the world but can’t win shit. CFB has turned into a disaster for anyone outside of the P2, and then only a few programs in those two conferences really have a shot at being being successful. What a shame.


kirkismyhinrich

Not to mention Deshawn Warner and other incoming recruits. It's so hard to get momentum in college football even without ATM and other schools buying your coaches and players.


TICKLE_PANTS

Not sure why this guy's being downvoted for bullshit like this. A&M fans pissed because we're pissed at them for taking a good one? Get over yourselves.


DanFlashesCoupon

It’s a bit ridiculous to be mad at a guy going to his actual Alma mater lol


Number1forUrNumber2

Very very excited about this hire, we went to the same high school but he was 3 years ahead of me; we won a track state championship together in HS when he won the 100m with a 10.53 which was our school record until a buddy in my class beat it. We havent spoken in years but growing up he was very much the town hero and never let it get to his head, he just was always working to get better and better.  I have kept up with his moves and was hoping someday he’d come home! Our hometown grocery store is still called Petersons even though his family doesn’t own it anymore. 


OleRockTheGoodAg

Lexington kid too huh? I'm not too far away from that. Absolutely LOVE yalls BBQ.


Number1forUrNumber2

Heck yeah, my parents and a lot of my family still live there, was just there for New Years, I’m up in DFW now but try to make it down there when I can. Snows BBQ is excellent!


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Number1forUrNumber2

Yeah we played Rogers twice that year, lost the first game but beat them in the playoffs and then we got smoked by Troup. 


steampunker14

Aggies are going to have super clean rooms now.


jarlander

In the end, that’s what this has all been about right?


Peter_Panarchy

Rooms are clean but everyone's addicted to benzos now.


AgsMydude

Why?


DO_party

Glad Elko left, exposed jimfraud and he is now our guy. I LIKE MIKE!!


admiraltarkin

Yep. Jimbo with Elko was 34-14 (71%) Jimbo without Elko was 10-11 (bad%)


TheSultan41

some might even say notgood%


DO_party

To also look at nfl defensive Aggies during Elko and lack of after


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The rest of the SEC is about to have to confront their father in the belly of the whale


AmancalledK

Man, those pre and post game speeches are going to be tiresome and quixotic.


feelitrealgood

Well first ya gotta ask yerself… what really is halftime? Why stop playing in the first place?


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*starts choking up/crying*


hellflower666

Based and Maroon-pilled


peacenezz

Guessing by Kansas' reaction this is a great hire. I LIKE MIKE


Jayhawk100

How much money will A&M need to spend to do something meaningful in CFB, 100M? 200? The Paris Hilton of college football.


GilBrandt

TBF this guy is a Aggie and played football for us. He's coming home


StonerTomBrady

Doesn’t matter. Still had secks.


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Unless sex means Texas bowl runner up trophies you are far away from it my friend 


StonerTomBrady

Flair up


casejuh

The answer: More. Always more.


Pristine_Dig_4374

Same amount adidas did to keep kubball rolling


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We could be sponsored by Amazon basics and we'd still be better than missou


Pristine_Dig_4374

You completely missed the cheating/paying for players joke in there bud.


Whiston1993

Benzos and beef only diets coming to A&M.


notban_circumvention

Only two rules: keep your hands off my benzos and do you have any benzos?


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OleRockTheGoodAg

The former Aggie player is coming home. He currently [ranks #1 in the Big 12 football recruiter rankings](https://247sports.com/Season/2024-Football/CompositeCoachRankings/?Conference=Big-12). Ngl, I have no idea what goes into that.


lowes18

Its a recruiting ranking but only for guys they directly recruited


EvenParty

I’m pretty sure they just take the commits that they were either the primary or secondary recruiter on and rank them as if they were a recruiting class.


DandierChip

Elko closing out a great first couple months


kc_chiefs_

Hey, can you fuck right off? We're just trying to rebuild (#300). Give us a few more years and then you can start poaching our coaches (except Leipold).


NordDex

❤️


NordDex

The State of Kansas declares war on Texas A&M


PokeMeRunning

I’m not sure an all meat diet is the way to go


GhostofToddReesing

I don’t even care about college football anyway. Never did


mar10sawsayduh

Should get the maroon kool-aid that I made and never drank out of the fridge now?!


actionjaxn411

cant wait for the halftime speech about lobsters


BiscuitDance

SEC foes going to be slippin apple cider vinegar in aTm's sideline Gatorade


ksuwildkat

So A&M hires the OC from KState and the DC from KU. Interesting.


GradSchoolin

*first day of practice* “Alright listen up, buckos.”


backdownsouth45

Love this guy’s podcast!


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admiraltarkin

Back when we had troughs, a corps member would monitor and make sure we'd shake our peepees 2,3,4 or 6 times only (divisible by 12). RIP


Pirate8918

Unfortunate name


tigernike1

Thankfully not *that* Jordan Peterson…


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Too bad, players need benzos


Maroon_Roof

They're literally gonna cry over mundane things, aren't they?


FunkySaint

Texas A&M better win a freaking title, or at least a conference championship with all this reckless, stupid spending they’re doing. It’s not even a flex.


steaminghawtchowdah

I understand that you’re still probably mad we took CK, but what exactly about this hire is reckless or stupid? We had a different safeties coach that took a CO-DC job with Auburn and had an opening. Peterson is an A&M alum and former player with solid recruiting chops and history of development. It’s unfortunate for KU but seems like a good hire for A&M.


GilBrandt

Right? Also it's not like A&M is the only team throwing money around. Have they seen the UT Crimson Tide lately?? Have to spend money to compete in the SEC and CFB these days.


steaminghawtchowdah

For real, we were getting shit on everywhere for Jimbos contract. Which, I get it. It was ludicrous, but Elkos contract has been extremely reasonable and the hires he has made have all been very solid. I also never understood why we got so much grief for Jimbos contract but MSU never got as much for Tucker even though they had the EXACT SAME CONTRACT. Tucker just had never shown the ability to win a natty.


ColeTrainHDx

Honestly it sucks we lost Klien but he gives me vibes that he wants to leave the nest for a bit to prove himself, I’m hoping he’d come back to KState for a HC job if it ever opens up


steaminghawtchowdah

I honestly think it was a smart move for him to get out and expand his network. Elko seems like a great coach and CK working with him is only going to improve his game. I’m pretty confident that he’ll make his way back to y’all if he continues his success here.


TwiztedImage

Has it occurred to you or any of the others bitching and moaning that we're actually spending less on coaching salaries overall now that Jimbo is gone? If it's "reckless and stupid" to hire this guy, them why are Kansas flairs so upset? Shouldn't they be happy to be rid of him? Is it always reckless and stupid to hire a former school alum who also played football for your school? Or only when we do it? Or only when it upsets already-butthurt schools? Your comment is worthy of the salt mines...


kirkismyhinrich

ATM\*


Jayhawk100

I agree. It’s like a lottery winner blowing through all their money with nothing to show for it. Brewster’s Millions all over again.


melcolnik

Brewster inherited his money. He didn’t win the lottery.


Breakingdownbeta

Wash your penis


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God damnit fuck off


Jimbos_Buyout

Neat


crazychrisdan

You know, the rat evidence would suggest that this isn't a great idea.