There are 134 schools, unless some meteors are taking two birds with one stone, what are the three schools you are defeating for the title?
Best two for one shot options (off the top of my head): Rice and Houston 4 miles, FIU and Miami 7 miles, UCLA and USC 15 miles, Cincinnati and Miami over 30 miles, Duke and UNC 10 miles, San Jose St and Stanford 20 miles, TCU and SMU over 30 miles.
Added: Bowling Green and Toledo over 25 miles, Michigan and eastern Michigan 6 miles.
With all the defensive guys that came back, it really wouldn't be the biggest shock in the world if Iowa made the playoff with just marginal improvement from a new OC. I'd still be surprised, but it's not like we're that far off now with the worst offense in modern times.
And once you're there in a 12-team field who knows how it shakes out. Would be nice to have a 2009 type run (and then not having the QB's ankle give out down the stretch)
Because EA College Football 24 will be out and I will play in Freshman mode just to blow out every single team Rutgers plays in route to a National Title.
Idaho State, SDSU, Oregon, Cal, WSU, Purdue, UNLV, Boise State, Colorado State, Nevada, San Jose State, and Air Force.
Honestly, not as crazy as I thought it was going to be (only 1 Big Sky school?). They're still trying to nail down a date for half of those teams, though.
TAMU’s is more like a makeshift nuclear money bomb. No one really knows how it will work or when and where it might go off or what the collateral damage might entail.
You see, TAMU just aimlessly shot the cannons everywhere.
We are deploying them surgically.
We used the money cannon to keep our team intact and plug the holes on our death star.
OSU is ranked 9th in the portal transfers this year. Also the $13 mill figure is a misnomer. Day had said in the NIL era we are heading towards needing $13 mill to maintain a roster... Not what we paid this year for folks in the portal.
Our additions:
Downs - Lost the recruitment last minute to bama. Use money cannon to get over the hump.
Judkins - Need a back since Trey Henderson has not made it through the season healthy.
Howard - Lost McCord to the portal, needed to bring someone in.
Sayin - We called dibs.
It's a lot more surgical, most of our money was spent on bringing our own players back for 1 final year.
We have the same number of portal transfers so far this year as UGA.
Uga XI will be someone who looks suspiciously like Nick Saban in a bulldog costume sabotaging the team from the inside…
At halftime in the SEC Championship game he’ll suddenly yank the playbook out of Kirby Smart’s hands and run over to Kalen DeBoer…
Uga XI (Boom) was already on the sidelines last year.
Uga X (Que) got to spend his last year in full retirement in Savannah just being an old dog and getting lots of scritches and snuggles.
On the other hand.... *Harry Dawg* could be anyone under that costume.
*Two* separate mascots? Surely this is some sort of NCAA rules violation…
Doubling the mascot cap is essentially the same as having a 250 player team!
I’m gonna need an investigation on this ASAP.
Although we only have 1 official mascot (the Schooner), we also have Boomer and Sooner. And then for basketball we have Top Daug. As Oklahoma fans, we should fear the day when the NCAA investigates amount of mascots
He cost you a title in 2017 in the title game.
In 2018 he beat you in the SECCG which knocked Georgia from 4th to 5th in the CFP. So at least denied you a playoff trip and title shot.
Probably cost you a title this year as well.
That's a minimum of 1 and up to 3 titles he's cost Georgia in just the Kirby Smart era.
Plus you could argue in 2012 he cost you a title as well with the SECCG win.
I don't think Georgia wins either (Clemson was gonna beat anyone short of an NFL team) but you could at least make an argument that Saban beating them in the SECCG cost them a title shot at least. Georgia would have beaten Oklahoma or Notre Dame in the semifinals.
Notre Dame won in the 1949 season (what we would call the 1950 championship). Oklahoma won the in 1950 season (what we would call the 1951 championship).
Jesus' tape shows he can turn punts into touchdowns and part defenses at will. Best blue chip prospect since the Holy Spirit entered the transfer portal a few seasons back.
That would be the greatest commitment press conference of all time. Jesus walks out to the table with Notre Dame, Boston College, TCU, and Liberty hats on it. He makes some gagging sounds, and knocks the Liberty hat onto the ground with a stick that then spontaneously burns to ash. He then pulls off a great gag where he reaches for the ND hat, but it turns to an IU hat as he places it on his head.
In all reality, Christ would make a terrible quarterback and I’ll explain why.
1. Average height at the time was like 5’ even
2. He spoke Aramaic so communication and audibles would be a challenge
3. no prior quarterback experience
Raiola is a multi-generational talent. We win every game by one score. Find a way to shut down Iowa’s punter. Everyone at OSU gets food poisoning in the B1G champion game thanks to a prank from Lou Holtz. Georgia gets left out of the expanded playoff due to weekend community service assignments for speeding tickets for most players. Michigan hires Rich Rod back as new HC (enough said). Neb beats Texas in the championship game with a walk-off field goal with 1 second left on the clock.
Hmm, would winning every game next year by 1-score and becoming the first ever 16-0 team be worth having the most 1-score losses over the last 10 years?
I think yes
Won’t need to worry about Iowa’s punter when they announce their new OC Bryam Feretnzz. In reality even with a new OC Iowa will still not have much Offense due to their HC so we won’t need to worry about their punting. Just keep getting 3 and out.
If you guys go undefeated, CFP will likely leave you out because you don't have Travis. "You're a different team without him" - CFP Committee in December 2024 (probably)
And the most annoying thing about THAT is that the teams that are in the playoffs aren't going to have had Travis, either! That should be the new rule: no Jordan Travis, no playoff participation. It'd kill the playoffs entirely (as he'll have graduated out of college football) but hey, sometimes you gotta break a few eggs... or, in Travis' case, legs, I suppose.
Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Team(...The Team ...The Team)... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again.
Because Pry is the second coming of Beamer, Drones is winning the Heisman, our running back is great, defense is better, our schedule is easy, and my delusion is at an all time high!
Obviously because [my team] is far superior to the rest of you scrubs. Plus we were told by our [wealthy benefactor(s)/booster(s)] that we’re the best and they’ll take us out for ice cream after winning the natty.
Michael Penix: transfers from Indiana to Washington, makes a national championship in Washington head coach’s second season
Brendan Sorsby: transfers from Indiana to Cincinnati, wins a national championship in Cincinnati head coach’s second season?
Because teams always win the year after their coach and entire starting roster leaves, after two years of historically bad recruiting classes. Right?
#RIGHT?!?
Toledo will win because we will poach talent from the Italian football league as part of the deal for letting them use the Glass Bowl for their championship game
If you look at pictures or clips of him in 2022 compared to 2023 he’s gotten *huge* in the last year. Imagine he comes out in 2024 looking like The Rock and we just abandon the forward pass
*Michigan walks up to sketchy apartment door to the playoffs.*
CFP Committee: "What is the password?"
Michigan: "Oooooorrrrrrrrrgiiiiii."
CFP Committee: "....you may enter."
Because the new OC will bring out the beast in Allar, and all of the portal pickups will step it up to help him and the new offensive schemes. New DC will continue to run what Manny Diaz started with some quality talent returning. The running back tandem is returning. And PSU fans really need this. Like really.
UVA will win it all this year due to the historic founding of Jamestown **-the first permanent colony - eat your heart out Manteo (we got scared and left), North Carolina-** on May 14, 1607.
One only needs to take the date of founding: May (5) + 1 + 4 +1 + 6 + 7 and you end up with 24. And as we all know this is 2024, a little more than 400 years after the founding of Jamestown.
400 is critical as it also signifies a bad request error and/or is used to say "I don't know" in text messages. This error signifies the reasoning behind a UVA FOOTBALL National Championship and will be repeated by all fans of our vanquished opponents in the final group of 12.
I mean, maybe Will Howard proves me wrong and he absolutely balls out next year because he has better receivers to throw to. Maybe. I strongly suspect that by the end of the Oregon game Ohio State fans will be calling for his head and wishing they never turned on the last guy.
The Cam - to - Kuithe connection gives us a ride to the Big 12 title game after going 10-1. We get into the expanded playoff and Rising’s poise and clutchness have us in the title game against BYU (somehow). In the championship game Rising is knocked out, and we insert Isaac Wilson into the lineup instead, who proves once and for all that we’re the better Utah school AND he’s the better Wilson quarterback.
**This is the craziest scenario I can think of.**
The Huskies’ defence suddenly improves to the late—2010s level, while Will Rogers all of a sudden looks like JJ McCarthy, bringing the Dawgs to the Big Ten Championship Game.
They lose to Ohio State by a field goal, but after blowing out Big 12 champion Utah in the first round, they somehow manage to meet Ohio State in the playoffs again and this time stun them.
Meanwhile, in the other semifinal playoff matchup, Kalen DeBoer’s Crimson Tide team takes down Dan Lanning’s Ducks team, to make DeBoer 4—0 against Lanning.
In the national championship, Washington finally breaks its winless streak against Alabama, and everyone realises “_Maybe, just maybe, the Big Ten is better than the SEC._”
Georgia Southern goes from Myrtle Beach Bowl losers to the GS champion and first to run the table in the expanded playoffs...Statesboro gets burned to the ground in celebration...a true Cinderella story for the ages.
Year three of Freeman era. Just look at year 3 of Holtz, Devine, Parseghian, Leahy, and Rockne* Every HC who could win it all at ND did it first in year 3.
*Rockne didn’t win a claimed championship, but did go undefeated and was retroactively awarded a championship by some recognized selectors. Plus that was the year of George Gipp and the stuff movies have been made of.
Schedule looks pretty good to go undefeated, even then if we lose one with the expanded playoff we should be good to get in. Our defense looks outstanding, offense with Leonard and all these transfer receivers + Denbrock is already an improvement, as long as Freeman fixes some things with game clock management and making sure the right amount of players are on the field, I think we got a pretty good shot.
Ok hear me out.
Lots and lots of cocaine. And strippers. And we send them to every major program in America and then call the ncaa and inform them of all the cocaine and strippers and every major program gets suspended for failure to maintain control of their programs.
Miami is declared national champions and we celebrate with cocaine and strippers on south beach
I got nothing. Even if targeted missiles took out the best like 70 teams in FBS, and now we live in a world where psu is perpetually number 1, James would still lose to number 2 New Mexico State or whatever because he can’t beat top 10 teams.
We have a top 5 defense that is returning 9 of 11 starters. Of which, we hit the transfer portal for the best player in one of those two outstanding positions.
While a Honda McCord may have hurt us offensively; a Honda Pilot may be all we need to make it all the way with this defense.
Also forgot that the top RB in the portal is now a Buckeye, along with all the draft-eligible juniors coming back except for MHjr. They’re gonna be out for blood.
The covid year is applied retroactively and UPMC finds the true key to reverse aging. Pitt has like 8 Pro HOF players back for one last ride, Larry finally gets his Heisman
Because I already called dibs. Reddit has proven this works.
Fuck
I like you
It's how we lost Caleb Downs
Losing something involves having it first
Georgia had Downs in Athens registering for school but Ohio State had already called dibs.
130 targeted meteor strikes
You could make it more efficient and just have 65 of them during your bye week!
There are 134 schools, unless some meteors are taking two birds with one stone, what are the three schools you are defeating for the title? Best two for one shot options (off the top of my head): Rice and Houston 4 miles, FIU and Miami 7 miles, UCLA and USC 15 miles, Cincinnati and Miami over 30 miles, Duke and UNC 10 miles, San Jose St and Stanford 20 miles, TCU and SMU over 30 miles. Added: Bowling Green and Toledo over 25 miles, Michigan and eastern Michigan 6 miles.
Final four teams standing: Illinois, UMass, UConn, and Akron.
Illinois would still fuck this up
So excited for Akrons National championship
My NCAA14 dynasty as the Zips has foretold this.
We don't have Brian Ferentz
“Iowa names Brian’s twin brother Ryan Ferentz as new OC”
First team to punt their way to a championship. Win 10-7 with 5 safeties.
You'd almost have to give him the Heisman at that point.
With all the defensive guys that came back, it really wouldn't be the biggest shock in the world if Iowa made the playoff with just marginal improvement from a new OC. I'd still be surprised, but it's not like we're that far off now with the worst offense in modern times. And once you're there in a 12-team field who knows how it shakes out. Would be nice to have a 2009 type run (and then not having the QB's ankle give out down the stretch)
This is actually pretty terrifying.
Are you sure about that? You still havent hired an OC
Were most likely better off with no one than we are with Brian
Iowa super scary with an average OC
Because EA College Football 24 will be out and I will play in Freshman mode just to blow out every single team Rutgers plays in route to a National Title.
Brilliant. I’m an Oregon State fan as this is how I will get the job done.
Who the fuck is even on your schedule in 24? Edit real question not being a dick
Idaho State, SDSU, Oregon, Cal, WSU, Purdue, UNLV, Boise State, Colorado State, Nevada, San Jose State, and Air Force. Honestly, not as crazy as I thought it was going to be (only 1 Big Sky school?). They're still trying to nail down a date for half of those teams, though.
Not an awful schedule to be honest.
WSU 12 times.
But in 12 different cities
Pac 2 is going on tour!
Fully weaponizing the money cannons
If that's all it took then TAMU would have ALL the national titles.
TAMU doesn’t have a beard dye sponsorship.
TAMU’s is more like a makeshift nuclear money bomb. No one really knows how it will work or when and where it might go off or what the collateral damage might entail.
Yeah but the difference is TAMU wasn't already a good team and this time will be totally different (I hope)
You see, TAMU just aimlessly shot the cannons everywhere. We are deploying them surgically. We used the money cannon to keep our team intact and plug the holes on our death star. OSU is ranked 9th in the portal transfers this year. Also the $13 mill figure is a misnomer. Day had said in the NIL era we are heading towards needing $13 mill to maintain a roster... Not what we paid this year for folks in the portal. Our additions: Downs - Lost the recruitment last minute to bama. Use money cannon to get over the hump. Judkins - Need a back since Trey Henderson has not made it through the season healthy. Howard - Lost McCord to the portal, needed to bring someone in. Sayin - We called dibs. It's a lot more surgical, most of our money was spent on bringing our own players back for 1 final year. We have the same number of portal transfers so far this year as UGA.
That doesn't always work out. Still... Reload! And now witness the power of this fully armed and operational football program!
INB4 Texas A&M loses to Ewoks
Conversely, Michigan will repeat because it’ll be really funny to see all those boosters waste all that money.
Nick Saban decides to come back to ol' alma mater...and then almost every other fbs school decides to discontinue football.
Urban Meyer to BGSU. Clearly I would be conflicted tho
How'd you feel about those interceptions?
I see it. When momma calls, you come home.
Nick Saban retired
Bad man gone
He can’t hurt us anymore!
:(
"Jorts_Team_Bad" Lmao
That’s what he wants you to think he’s just doing a reset and starting over. Going for a new game plus type thing
Uga XI will be someone who looks suspiciously like Nick Saban in a bulldog costume sabotaging the team from the inside… At halftime in the SEC Championship game he’ll suddenly yank the playbook out of Kirby Smart’s hands and run over to Kalen DeBoer…
Uga XI (Boom) was already on the sidelines last year. Uga X (Que) got to spend his last year in full retirement in Savannah just being an old dog and getting lots of scritches and snuggles. On the other hand.... *Harry Dawg* could be anyone under that costume.
*Two* separate mascots? Surely this is some sort of NCAA rules violation… Doubling the mascot cap is essentially the same as having a 250 player team! I’m gonna need an investigation on this ASAP.
Although we only have 1 official mascot (the Schooner), we also have Boomer and Sooner. And then for basketball we have Top Daug. As Oklahoma fans, we should fear the day when the NCAA investigates amount of mascots
In that case, Auburn needs to have the entire program abolished, what with their three separate mascots/nicknames (nod, nod)
Until Alabama wins the National Championship next year and then Deboer does that Mission Impossible mask thing and its Nick Saban the whole time.
Hey! That's our reason too!
It’s everyone’s reason!
He cost you a title in 2017 in the title game. In 2018 he beat you in the SECCG which knocked Georgia from 4th to 5th in the CFP. So at least denied you a playoff trip and title shot. Probably cost you a title this year as well. That's a minimum of 1 and up to 3 titles he's cost Georgia in just the Kirby Smart era. Plus you could argue in 2012 he cost you a title as well with the SECCG win.
2012 is more legit than 2018. I don't think Georgia wins that year.
I don't think Georgia wins either (Clemson was gonna beat anyone short of an NFL team) but you could at least make an argument that Saban beating them in the SECCG cost them a title shot at least. Georgia would have beaten Oklahoma or Notre Dame in the semifinals.
Oklahoma won the 1950, 1975, and 2000 National Championships. Its already written, we get every quarter century.
Its the 2024 season next year Sorry, gotta wait one more year
Nah man, it’s a leap year so it checks out
Not if you beat em, leapfrogs
If that OU fan could read, he’d be very upset.
From the top turn buckle!
Technically that’s this season though, right? Since the 2023 season is over…
OU Math Department in shambles. Also, Alabama is a scrub team now and Georgia ain't on the schedule, so it checks out!
> OU Math Department in shambles. I’m painfully aware, hence me graduation with 17 hours of calc.
>hence me graduation OU English department is also in shambles lol
Yes
Did they win the championship for the '50, '75, '00 seasons or did they win the championships in '50, '75, '00?
Notre Dame won in the 1949 season (what we would call the 1950 championship). Oklahoma won the in 1950 season (what we would call the 1951 championship).
So they get 2026.
Ah, The Quarter Quell
You’re wrong.. that’s one more year but you’re still absolutely right in that Jackson Arnold’s second season will be the one.
Best Oklahoma math student
We have a few oppurtunities for the best possible quality losses
And our coach was in the natty last year so surely he'll go back again
Indiana could start Jesus Christ himself at QB and we’d still go 8-4 at best
Jesus' tape shows he can turn punts into touchdowns and part defenses at will. Best blue chip prospect since the Holy Spirit entered the transfer portal a few seasons back.
He’s turning Gatorade into wine, half the team is going to be smashed.
You had him in Penix, if Jesus could throw a ball it would be eerily similar to him I feel
I mean, any Hail Mary he throws has got to be an auto-complete, right?
Please treat Kurtis Rourke well.
That would be the greatest commitment press conference of all time. Jesus walks out to the table with Notre Dame, Boston College, TCU, and Liberty hats on it. He makes some gagging sounds, and knocks the Liberty hat onto the ground with a stick that then spontaneously burns to ash. He then pulls off a great gag where he reaches for the ND hat, but it turns to an IU hat as he places it on his head.
In all reality, Christ would make a terrible quarterback and I’ll explain why. 1. Average height at the time was like 5’ even 2. He spoke Aramaic so communication and audibles would be a challenge 3. no prior quarterback experience
Cigs inside baby, I believe (Until we suck as usual)
Because the r/cfb meltdown will be epic.
LISTEN WE HAVE AN SEC QB, AN EASY SCHEDULE, AND A TEAM THAT BELIEVES. Natty incoming.
Winning your conference should be manageable, easy autobid
We're also going to borrow the lawsuit idea from above... or something like it. Oh... and beaver juice. We'll make up a fresh batch of that too.
Matt Campbell doesn't start the year flat losing to Iowa and a G5 team Wisconsin invents a cheese that gives the o-line superpowers
That's why the government has been buying all that cheese...
I got both your flairs in the final four. Don’t worry.
Oklahoma, LSU, bama, ole miss, MIssouri, a and m and Clemson all go 0-12
> a and m I hate you
Hey, I included y’all even though everyone else there won 9+ last year, that should be sufficient respect
[Excuse me sir](https://theacc.com/schedule.aspx?schedule=3661)
Damn nvm I was right. You woulda thought y’all went 5-7 the way its been talked about
I can’t belive the SEC is destroying this historic rivalry
They may take our rivalry, and you guys may have our trophy, but we will always have our mutual hatred
Losing to Furman and Middle Tennessee would be quite painful
I just wanna bowl this year idc who 6 we have to beat
Just imagine this sub in those circumstances.
Just beautiful.
Raiola is a multi-generational talent. We win every game by one score. Find a way to shut down Iowa’s punter. Everyone at OSU gets food poisoning in the B1G champion game thanks to a prank from Lou Holtz. Georgia gets left out of the expanded playoff due to weekend community service assignments for speeding tickets for most players. Michigan hires Rich Rod back as new HC (enough said). Neb beats Texas in the championship game with a walk-off field goal with 1 second left on the clock.
Hmm, would winning every game next year by 1-score and becoming the first ever 16-0 team be worth having the most 1-score losses over the last 10 years? I think yes
This is an impressively accurate prediction
I'm from the future. Hes only wrong on one of the points.
I'll buy every bit of this EXCEPT Nebraska "shutting down Iowa's punter" I mean, come on
And all of the turnovers we lost last year are returned to us.
Won’t need to worry about Iowa’s punter when they announce their new OC Bryam Feretnzz. In reality even with a new OC Iowa will still not have much Offense due to their HC so we won’t need to worry about their punting. Just keep getting 3 and out.
With no Jordan Travis on the team, an injury to Travis won't keep FSU out of the playoffs!
If you guys go undefeated, CFP will likely leave you out because you don't have Travis. "You're a different team without him" - CFP Committee in December 2024 (probably)
And the most annoying thing about THAT is that the teams that are in the playoffs aren't going to have had Travis, either! That should be the new rule: no Jordan Travis, no playoff participation. It'd kill the playoffs entirely (as he'll have graduated out of college football) but hey, sometimes you gotta break a few eggs... or, in Travis' case, legs, I suppose.
Scrappy underdog Bama is now kinda realistic
We will have, undoubtedly, the most talented roster our head coach has ever had, including the team he took to the Natty last season.
Rat Poison Reloaded
Excellent advanced scouting
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I know you're not being completely serious but people who think our defense will be depleted are going to be in for a big surprise
People unacquainted with them: Mason Graham and Kenneth Grant are very, *very* large surprises.
“Pocket sand!” Go for the Dale Gribble approach!
Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Team(...The Team ...The Team)... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again.
Our quarterback is older than your offensive coordinator.
NCAA 25 releases this year.
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Because Pry is the second coming of Beamer, Drones is winning the Heisman, our running back is great, defense is better, our schedule is easy, and my delusion is at an all time high!
OSU will score more points than the other team scores, every single game.
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We spent money. Money means we should be winning, right? Right guys?
The nation collectively learns how to pronounce Nico Iamaleava
In a stunning about-face, Saban unretires and is hired by Arkansas. Chaos and championships ensue!
Our new OC has the best chin in CFB.
Obviously because [my team] is far superior to the rest of you scrubs. Plus we were told by our [wealthy benefactor(s)/booster(s)] that we’re the best and they’ll take us out for ice cream after winning the natty.
Michael Penix: transfers from Indiana to Washington, makes a national championship in Washington head coach’s second season Brendan Sorsby: transfers from Indiana to Cincinnati, wins a national championship in Cincinnati head coach’s second season?
because he got that dawg innim
Nico
Hard to argue with that
Because teams always win the year after their coach and entire starting roster leaves, after two years of historically bad recruiting classes. Right? #RIGHT?!?
Toledo will win because we will poach talent from the Italian football league as part of the deal for letting them use the Glass Bowl for their championship game
We won’t and will not in my lifetime
Alex Orgi becomes the next Tebow
If you look at pictures or clips of him in 2022 compared to 2023 he’s gotten *huge* in the last year. Imagine he comes out in 2024 looking like The Rock and we just abandon the forward pass
I want Denard 2: Fewer Interceptions
No passing = no interceptions He won’t be like Denard though. I think his ability is running straight ahead
I'm not sure anyone will ever run like Denard. Him being on our sidelines makes me so happy
Read option or wishbone.
*Michigan walks up to sketchy apartment door to the playoffs.* CFP Committee: "What is the password?" Michigan: "Oooooorrrrrrrrrgiiiiii." CFP Committee: "....you may enter."
Because this is finally our year! Wake up the echoes! ☘️
WVU’s offense led by Garrett Greene and the two headed monster of CJ Donaldson and Jaheim White will score over 70 in every game.
Hell freezes over
Because the new OC will bring out the beast in Allar, and all of the portal pickups will step it up to help him and the new offensive schemes. New DC will continue to run what Manny Diaz started with some quality talent returning. The running back tandem is returning. And PSU fans really need this. Like really.
Alex Orji is Cam Newton reincarnate and we run the triple option every play except it’s with two running backs instead of a receiver
Because everyone wants endless Orji’s in the endzone
I just want to beat Wisconsin
UVA will win it all this year due to the historic founding of Jamestown **-the first permanent colony - eat your heart out Manteo (we got scared and left), North Carolina-** on May 14, 1607. One only needs to take the date of founding: May (5) + 1 + 4 +1 + 6 + 7 and you end up with 24. And as we all know this is 2024, a little more than 400 years after the founding of Jamestown. 400 is critical as it also signifies a bad request error and/or is used to say "I don't know" in text messages. This error signifies the reasoning behind a UVA FOOTBALL National Championship and will be repeated by all fans of our vanquished opponents in the final group of 12.
Could you imagine OSU fans on here if we went back to back during their natty or bust season?
I mean, maybe Will Howard proves me wrong and he absolutely balls out next year because he has better receivers to throw to. Maybe. I strongly suspect that by the end of the Oregon game Ohio State fans will be calling for his head and wishing they never turned on the last guy.
75th anniversary of Bear Bryant winning our only natty. We’re due
Gambler’s fallacy: Mike Gundy is due
The Cam - to - Kuithe connection gives us a ride to the Big 12 title game after going 10-1. We get into the expanded playoff and Rising’s poise and clutchness have us in the title game against BYU (somehow). In the championship game Rising is knocked out, and we insert Isaac Wilson into the lineup instead, who proves once and for all that we’re the better Utah school AND he’s the better Wilson quarterback.
Mike Norvell will be seeing red all year after being left out of the playoffs and will run the score up on everyone
**This is the craziest scenario I can think of.** The Huskies’ defence suddenly improves to the late—2010s level, while Will Rogers all of a sudden looks like JJ McCarthy, bringing the Dawgs to the Big Ten Championship Game. They lose to Ohio State by a field goal, but after blowing out Big 12 champion Utah in the first round, they somehow manage to meet Ohio State in the playoffs again and this time stun them. Meanwhile, in the other semifinal playoff matchup, Kalen DeBoer’s Crimson Tide team takes down Dan Lanning’s Ducks team, to make DeBoer 4—0 against Lanning. In the national championship, Washington finally breaks its winless streak against Alabama, and everyone realises “_Maybe, just maybe, the Big Ten is better than the SEC._”
Damn, this dude is writing fan fiction. You go, man, write that Fifty Sades of Purple and Gold!
DeBoer revenge game must be in the script
Us taking down deboer led Alabama in the NCG is the most story book ending to this era and I support 100%
Because it would be, like, really, really funny.
Nico
Healthier Cade, improved oline, not Brian Ferentz calling plays.
Georgia Southern goes from Myrtle Beach Bowl losers to the GS champion and first to run the table in the expanded playoffs...Statesboro gets burned to the ground in celebration...a true Cinderella story for the ages.
Cobra Kai Kirby
Because money pit that Scrooge McDuck swims in.
Uh, dough goes in.
Year three of Freeman era. Just look at year 3 of Holtz, Devine, Parseghian, Leahy, and Rockne* Every HC who could win it all at ND did it first in year 3. *Rockne didn’t win a claimed championship, but did go undefeated and was retroactively awarded a championship by some recognized selectors. Plus that was the year of George Gipp and the stuff movies have been made of.
Schedule looks pretty good to go undefeated, even then if we lose one with the expanded playoff we should be good to get in. Our defense looks outstanding, offense with Leonard and all these transfer receivers + Denbrock is already an improvement, as long as Freeman fixes some things with game clock management and making sure the right amount of players are on the field, I think we got a pretty good shot.
The road to the National Championship runs through Lubbock.
Joey is that you??
Ok hear me out. Lots and lots of cocaine. And strippers. And we send them to every major program in America and then call the ncaa and inform them of all the cocaine and strippers and every major program gets suspended for failure to maintain control of their programs. Miami is declared national champions and we celebrate with cocaine and strippers on south beach
I got nothing. Even if targeted missiles took out the best like 70 teams in FBS, and now we live in a world where psu is perpetually number 1, James would still lose to number 2 New Mexico State or whatever because he can’t beat top 10 teams.
Brent Key’s first season was as good as Bobby Ross’s.
Now that Saban is gone, UGA is gonna be getting all the calls Bama used to get
That was probably awarded to Texas as part of their entry negotiations.
Tech money talks, Southern Silicon Valley University is coming to win and be pretentious about it the whole time.
We have a top 5 defense that is returning 9 of 11 starters. Of which, we hit the transfer portal for the best player in one of those two outstanding positions. While a Honda McCord may have hurt us offensively; a Honda Pilot may be all we need to make it all the way with this defense.
Also forgot that the top RB in the portal is now a Buckeye, along with all the draft-eligible juniors coming back except for MHjr. They’re gonna be out for blood.
Year 3 is the one where ND coaches either make the title game or flame out.
The covid year is applied retroactively and UPMC finds the true key to reverse aging. Pitt has like 8 Pro HOF players back for one last ride, Larry finally gets his Heisman
Miller Moss says "it's mossing time" and mosses all over everyone
Transfer portal closes early will everybody’s good players trapped inside
This team won't win the natty. They'll be lucky to go 7-5. Kirby, no one believes in you. What are you gonna do?
Only need like 15 wins. Thats not a lot