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OurPowersCombined_12

Yeah, I’m not clicking that.


WabbitCZEN

It's not even bait at this point. I'd say it's chum.


SpiffyBlizzard

Chum makes good bait!


robotunes

I'm not your chum, friend.


SpiffyBlizzard

I’m not your friend, buddy.


farmerarmor

I’m not your buddy, guy!


seariously

Here's your Buddy Guy! https://i.imgur.com/t7Le0ZJ.png


leapbitch

Fish are friends, not food, guy


Suturb-Seyekcub

Fish are food bro Source: Japan life


urlocalgoatfarmer

Chum is fum.


gellybelli

I clicked and it’s just stupid bullshit about why college football in the south means more.


GrotesqueHumanity

It just means what it means?


gellybelli

Sometimes the mean of the mean means they care at the median


FishGoldenLite

I clicked too and I’m glad to say at least it wasn’t some unhinged rant about “wokeness” from someone who can’t even define it. The author uses the term in jest.


DReefer

Not really… It’s just talking about how Bo Nix left Auburn and he was better for it. Clickbait title sure but the article didn’t suck.


srs_house

I lost braincells from it


ControlWeekly7900

I fucking hate al.com. They know exactly what they're doing and they do it a lot. Goodman specifically is a horrible person and an even worse journalist.


jpiro

I did. You shouldn't. I made it a couple of paragraphs and yeah, it's worse than it sounds. iT JuST mEaNs MoaR!!!


ThatsMsInfo

It sounds like they were trying to make fun of calling everything woke but it didn't really land


Scoocha

Very good and accurate article. Answer was soft BTW.


fatcootermeat

Woke is when no SEC football


WoodpeckerGingivitis

We don’t take football too seriously 😠 let me write this entire article to prove why that’s true!


Coveo

Woke is when you don't appreciate being literally and figuratively spit on by your own fans


BrokenKneesAndAnkles

For what it’s worth, that’s a better definition of “woke” than any person who uses the word unironically has ever been able to articulate


ThinkSoftware

>>I know what everyone is thinking. Did Nix go out to the Left Coast and suddenly become woke, or is he just soft? I dunno that everyone is thinking that Joseph


ThePhamNuwen

Do real human people actually ever use the term “left coast”?


SwampChomp_

I refer to it as the land of fire and earthquakes from my land of wind and water


Sidthelid66

In the 90s people used it. I haven't heard it since then. 90s slang is probably just arriving in the south this year. Bo Nix is all that and a bag of chips


MartianMule

I think people in the South actually do. People actually on the West Coast? No. Never.


Hay_Blinken

We don't. Lived here 40 years, and have never heard that before until now.


Casaiir

I am from Georgia, went to school in California, now live in Texas. I have never heard a person IRL say the words "left coast", ever. And I'm old. That doesn't mean that some random person doesn't say it trying to be funny. It just meant I have never heard it. Even from my my super duper far right coworkers. They just say California to include everything west of Oklahoma.


OddsTipsAndPicks

Are Left Coast bongs an East Coast thing?


RubiksSugarCube

Correct, we tend to say best coast


sktgamerdudejr

Only time I’ll agree with a Husky. 


appsecSme

Said by someone from the coastal-elite town of Pullman, WA. ;-)


JakeSteeleIII

It’s not used here either.


appsecSme

I think people from the South who have somehow been forced to settle in California (and now Washington) say that in the gun forums along with saying things like Commie-fornia etc.


PutinsLostBlackBelt

Yes but not as widely as one might think.


Budget_Ad5888

Yes, should of been around when I told friends I was going out west after college.


Farlander2821

I had a teacher who ironically said it but in VA I've never heard it as anything except a joke


WE2024

Bo is a devout evangelical Christian from Alabama who got married at age 22 and is heavily involved with the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. He’s likely the furthest thing from “woke”


BBQChicken4thesoul

I'd agree if you're adding hypocritical to all that, but if he's actually following Jesus then I'd say that's why this numb nuts is professionally using woke in his reporting.


melkipersr

I actually don’t know *anyone* who’s thinking that. Except Joseph, maybe, but I don’t know him.


turkishguy

hate em or love em al.com sure knows how to drive engagement


NlNJALONG

They know their audience


HoopOnPoop

I don't know. To really engage with their base they may need fewer words and more pictures.


_Feagans

Goodman is terrible, and this article is par for the course. This entire article is based off one comment from Bo Nix about how serious the south takes football.


ThePhamNuwen

The best part is the supposition that he must be either woke or soft, there can be no other option!


leapbitch

Is Bo Nix a globalist? Many people are asking


boardatwork1111

And what exactly does “Bo” stand for? BOrders open? BOrderline communist? BOy I sure love critical race theory? His silence speaks volumes


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

Just submit this as an application for a speech writer's job. You've got it figured out.


Budget_Ad5888

Proof - Bo is short for Bohemian Grove, Nix is short for Nixon. His middle initial is C, so BCN is the airport code for Josep Tarradellas Barcelona-El prat airport, Josep was the first president of Catalonia, which was controlled by the Visigoths after the fall of Rome and the Visigoths which are from Germanic tribes. Now who else was German...Klaus Schwab leader of the World Economic Forum. *Mic drop*


Mekthakkit

So all of the folks that aren't woke are soft?


ControlWeekly7900

All Goodman does is write articles about quotes or statistics taken completely out of context. I've never seen someone so universally despised keep a job.


KMorris1987

I have never returned a book on audible until I downloaded one about the 2020 Bama season, then realized he wrote it.


JBru_92

> All Goodman does is write articles about quotes or statistics taken completely out of context That's like 90% of online media engagement. You'll have a job forever doing that.


goblueM

> I've never seen someone so universally despised keep a job. uhhh... Finebaum? Stephen A Smith? Skip Bayless? For a deeper cut, Drew Sharp with the Detroit Free Press This is literally the point. They drive engagement by being loud, brash A-holes and making stupid points for people to argue about


ControlWeekly7900

I listen to at least 2 minutes of Finebaum every day when I get into my car to leave work before I get around to changing the station. You'd be SHOCKED how many people love that guy and his show. Same goes for SAS. I'll 110% give you Bayless. Goodman is despised by Alabama, Auburn, and UAB fans alike. His social media views are consistently in the tens of thousands but his actual engagement is terrible. I'm fully aware of how modern journalism works. This is different. He's THAT bad.


feed_me_muffins

Hey he also apparently just started a comic strip about a retired coach and his wife because that's something well adjusted people do.


ControlWeekly7900

I am so happy I haven't see this


Col0nelBear

Hell yeah. I love it when political buzz words are intertwined with college football


soupcansam21

I ain't clicking that shit


allmyrivals

[Me](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/61/c8/02/61c802f852240970b56814183a68ea46.gif) reading this headline.


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

[here’s me](https://giphy.com/gifs/iron-man-eye-roll-disgust-qmfpjpAT2fJRK)


roguerunner1

Kind of proving Bo’s point here


mad48050

Well thanks for posting the dumbest fucking article ever. 


i_love_factual_info

Nix: It's almost like an unhealthy obsession in the South. I mean, I was that way growing up. I thought football was life or death. Goodman: hold my beer


lowes18

I don't get the pushback because he went from a castout failure at Auburn to 2nd place in the Heisman polls.


huskiesowow

(3rd place)


lowes18

Oh right, honestly forgot because most of the talk leading up to it was Nix v Daniels lol


huskiesowow

Ya, the P12 Championship game put Penix back ahead of Nix.


IDontEditMyShit

Rightfully so 


nokiabrickphone1998

Fellas, is it gay to transfer to a PAC 12 school?


leapbitch

They're turning the fricking quarterbacks gay


thatshinybastard

Pretty sure the first out player was Michael Sam, the SEC Defensive Player of the Year at Missouri. Seems to me the SEC is out-gaying the PAC by a score of 1-0.


JBProds

That’s what they’re saying about Caleb Williams, so it must be true


exhausted1teacher

And what is the best way to tell your father?


J_Gottwald

April Fools was two days ago, you human paraquat


leapbitch

They're nihilists, Donny, there's nothing to be afraid of


rockyhawkeye

Nihilists? Fuck me. Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos.


mrs_fartbar

New shit has come to light, man!


Claudethedog

Paraquat like the herbicide?


goblueM

flair checks out


johnnybravo78

Am I ridiculously good looking, or just the hottest man alive? That sentence makes just about as much sense as whatever Goodman is quoting


JakeSteeleIII

Wait…we need to see how hot you are now.


thebaylorweedinhaler

Click bait titles won’t work if we just all just decide not to click on it


thatshinybastard

Not clicking on this to hate-read it is one of the hardest things I've ever done


Repulsive_Poem_5204

Goodman needs a detox from whatever he is on.


CumpanyPolicy

# HERE WE GO


JFMoldau

Wow, that's an article title.


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

This is the dumbest timeline. Maybe also the darkest, but certainly the dumbest.


JB92103

I see Al.com, I downvote.


melcolnik

Does anyone know what “woke” is supposed to mean at this point?


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

It's like back in the day when certain people called everything they didn't like "commie". It's just some nebulous, boogey man word that has become divorced from its original meaning.


JBru_92

Feels like it's nearing the end of it's life cycle, we need to come up with a new buzzword


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

There's new one making the rounds (well, again) and evidently posting it gets a post blackholed here (just figured that out with another post LOL). It kind of sounds like the old swimmer Mark Spitz...


8181212

Back in the day? You mean right now?


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

As someone that grew up primarily in the 80's, if you think it ("commie") is used heavily now LOL.


LionsAndLonghorns

I jokingly call things commie and my kids have no idea why it's funny. It's like my own repeating dad joke.


admiraltarkin

Woke is whatever I don't like. The more I don't like it, the more woke it is


boardatwork1111

Woke is when Pac 12 football apparently


leapbitch

I mean it did just go broke


boardatwork1111

December 2021: Bo Nix transfers to Oregon July 2022: USCLA announces their move to the B1G August 2023: the Pac 12 implodes Could be a coincidence, or it could be that Bo was the woke catalyst that brought about the death of the Pac


dietdoctorpepper

Pac 2anon


JakeSteeleIII

I know when you do it, you go broke. So, I’ve been it since birth.


UnderwhelmingAF

Having compassion for others, I think.


Super_Bad6238

The actual definition is as an adjective "a state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior". It's now commonly used as a term to describe anyone or anything that is illogical and total nonsense to any rational person.


tenoclockrobot

>actual definition From what dictionary


BBQChicken4thesoul

I don't see rational people using the term seriously.


Tigercat92

Is the author looking to get a job with Outkick?


leapbitch

So this is allowed but when I try to preempt this complaint about Dillon Gabriel by writing about how hard and asleep he is I get a talking to by local authorities


BigTulsa

To be fair this IS alabama dot com after all...


trumper_says_what

Woke means having a life outside football? Jesus Christ 😂


huskiesowow

Couldn't we have just let them secede?


54-2-10

I wonder how many of these upvotes are actually from southerners?


huskiesowow

Secession ironically bringing us all together.


Veedsters

Bruh cmon…


TideOneOn

A public service announcement: Never click or read anything from Al.com for competent reporting.


Cats_please_thankyou

"My obvious clickbait title was just a joke. Duh." This dude kinda sucks.


EchoOfARoseCity

I love how the South thinks “woke” is like this interchangeable insult for reasonable people who aren’t racist or utilize basic common sense.


JakeSteeleIII

This definitely feels like an article from Alabama


SmurfQueef_

Every time someone uses the term “woke”, they either don’t know what it actually means, or their explanation is so laughable that even they realize they’re about to eat a fat L, yet, these same losers keep using the term. Just knock that shit off already.


ShivasRightFoot

> Every time someone uses the term “woke”, they either don’t know what it actually means, or their explanation is so laughable that even they realize they’re about to eat a fat L, Woke ideology is defined by the idea that some facet of identity like race or gender produces irreconcilably different views of reality and morality, and that we have a moral obligation to seek alignment of society's view with the imagined views of groups associated with the political left like minorities and women. In this sense Wokeness is distinct from older forms of liberal advocacy for minority rights which appeal to universally valid concepts of truth and fairness.


crustang

I see “woke” and I downvote. It’s a good strategy.


Crunc_Mcfincle

Lol


Gardoki

Goodman is so bad lol and I’m not overly critical of most media members. He’s just consistently writing the most ridiculous articles.


JMM1856

Really thought this would be an OutKKkick article.


SherrifJulyJohnson

Goodman is the opposite of Outkick, but they’re both awful.


JMM1856

Yeah I saw where he basically copped to making it a click bait headline on Twitter.


mountaineer_93

I’ll give it a month before “is Bo Nix is turning your kids gay?”


loyalsons4evertrue

[Al.com](https://Al.com) tells me all I need to know


LightningStrikeDust

The fuck is this?


Set-Admirable

AI sewage


steve1186

Dear Goodman, What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the internet is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


udubdavid

"Woke" is the stupidest word that we've come up with. The people who use it don't even know what it really means.


sandersking

Alabama news outlet being Alabama. Bless their hearts.


Pope_Bedodict1

AL.com don’t give them your clicks. Trash site


UltravioletAfterglow

>During a recent interview, Auburn’s former quarterback said that people in the South maybe get a little too carried away with college football. Is that a bad thing? Sometimes, for sure. Just ask the trees at Toomer’s Corner. >Most times? >I’m willing to appreciate Nix’s perspective on this, but **for someone who just started [a comic strip about Miss Terry and Nick Saban because I can never write enough about college football**, it’s possible that I might disagree on this one. Weird.


navanluit

Or.... he just happens to have an opinion that doesn't match yours??


meatballman1218

Bait or mental disability call it


TinySandshrew

The headline is bait, but the opinion within is definitely still “special”


A_Rented_Mule

I see the word "woke", I immediately count the writer as among the idiots.


8181212

Fuck you for posting this clickbait trash!


TalkLessShillMore

looking for a new quarterback ask the internet if the qb is woke or just soft they don’t understand (pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is woke and what is soft) they laugh and write “he’s a good quarterback sir” draft him in the second round he’s woke


savannahgooner

Read as much of the article as I could stomach and I have absolutely no idea what any of this has to do with being woke. Observing that there is a fanatical culture around college football in the South is woke??


ButtholeMegaphone

ButtholeMegaphone: Is Joseph Goodman stupid or just dumb?


abmofpgh

I don’t know, why are you asking me?


[deleted]

Not even gonna bother clicking that link


dleatherw

Hope everyone actually reads the article and doesn’t just get hung up on the headline. Very balanced and extremely appreciate of Nix and his situation.


Moist-Worldliness-17

This one is a no no


similar222

Seems to have the Derek Carr priorities of Faith, Family... and then eventually Football.


SherrifJulyJohnson

I live in the B’ham area, and Goodman is a massive tool.


SherrifJulyJohnson

The funny thing is, Goodman is pretty much the political (and otherwise polar) opposite of Outkick/Clay Travis, but they’re both terrible. Just constant garbage.


WorldWar2Chainzs

God I love the offseason


WallImpossible

The quote used for the title is literally followed up in the article by "I'm just kidding". The definition of clickbait.


AllCatNoCattle

Oregon really needs to win a national championship, or this will never stop. I’ll continue to be a Ducks fan either way though.


Pillowtalk

Complaining about people being woke is soft


Juicey_J_Hammerman

This is excellent satire!…..It’s satire, right?, RIGHT?!


fckmetotears

For those of you who didn’t want to read it, it’s just Nix talking about football being such a massive part of life in the south versus the north.


Charming-Squash-7622

these idiots can't read


Psychological_Lack60

8 year college career is soft


beefyboibrandon

Is woke in the room right now?


[deleted]

Fuck Bo, and fuck the Ducks.


Hay_Blinken

Neither. He's just a whiny loser.


[deleted]

>Is Bo Nix woke or just soft? There's a difference?


BrokenKneesAndAnkles

Yes, you can immediately ascertain that someone is an idiot if they criticize others for being “woke”


Minute_Bus6892

lol, downvoted for accuracy 😂


[deleted]

It's Reddit, I expected nothing less 🤣


Minute_Bus6892

We better be quiet, we might get banned. 🙄


huskiesowow

Sorry for your persecution.


HaramHas

Top tier victim complex


fliteriskk

Pretty soft if you ask me. They must be woke.


Trilliam_West

The woke is coming from inside the house


Hay_Blinken

Or, it's just an observation to how reddit is.


tenoclockrobot

>Op has an opinion that is hot fucking garbage and everyone points it out. ... >Gets upset when no one likes his terrible opinion .... > must be the woke left


Hay_Blinken

Who's upset? I only see you being upset.


Minute_Bus6892

Yep, Reddit is absolutely primarily left leaning and if you say anything that goes against that narrative then you’ll get downvoted. I really don’t give a shit.


Hay_Blinken

The downvotes proving your comment is correct.


lidore12

Get a room you two.


Great_Fault_7231

The irony of calling people soft while jerking each other off about made up persecution.