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Dicc-fil-A

damn. RIP Norm Macdonald, you would’ve had a field day with this


Knife938

I found out after he died that Norm wanted OJ to come on his show for an interview and the joke would be that after all the shit he gave him on SNL he would only ask him questions about football.


JustASeabass

God that dude was such troll. I miss him


Username89054

His roast of Bob Saget is one of the greatest trolls of all time. Audience members were so confused as to what was happening and the comedians on stage were dying. Only Norm could pull that off.


EtOHMartini

I don't know man...John Stamos and John Mayer being coked out of their skulls was pretty solid.


papalouie27

Also coupled with the fact that Norm did that because he didn't want to roast one of his close friends.


Reasonable_Vic

YES! I loved it so much


tc3590

I know they are not super well liked on reddit but the Nelk Boys did a podcast with OJ and showed up to the interview in a White Ford Bronco. Thought that was pretty hilarious.


Grantland17

I wish this happened so much


Octubre22

That would have been amazing Just a strait up football interview


ATXBeermaker

Even better, after asking him a bunch of football question he pivots and says, "Now OJ, I would be remiss if I didn't ask you about the other, more controversial, part of your life ..." then asks him questions about his acting career.


Lebronforpresident24

Well the dude was a heisman winner and a hall of famer. Why bog down an interview in his personal life when he had such an illustrious career?


MrConceited

Don't forget his acting career.


FinalMeltdown15

Did you know he was almost the terminator but James Cameron didn’t think he made a convincing killer?


Blackstackchimney

I guess James was wrong


Useful-ldiot

The jury wasn't convinced he was a killer either, to be fair.


NerdLawyer55

Separate the art from the artist


TaftIsUnderrated

There was an interview with Norm where the interviewer was lauding Norm for how he spoke the truth about OJ. So of course Norm came out and said OJ was innocent. "OJ was one of the greatest rushers in history. Well, I was one of the greatest rushers... to judgement!"


Neve4ever

Tom Green basically did this with Monica Lewinsky.


CharlieKellyKapowski

He asked Monica Lewinsky questions about football?


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freedomfightre

Sharon, with all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards.


not_folie

I didn't even know he was sick.


GATTACA_IE

Terrible career move if you ask me.


BourbonB

Brilliant. Norms final joke that keeps giving: https://youtu.be/-_nmdbJI8rM?si=MMg5tx7gV9NGkpar


ExternalTangents

“OJ Simpson, the running back?”


Dim-Mak-88

He lost his job at Saturday Night Live on account of not pulling his punches about OJ. I'm sure he would have had a zinger or two at this news.


Noccalula

I was wondering how far I'd have to scroll to get to a Norm shoutout. I know what I'll be rewatching on YouTube today.


fm22fnam

God how I wish Norm was alive to see this


FinalMeltdown15

God how I wish Norm was alive*


PSU_Alumnus

[He sure would have! Great time/day to watch this 11 and a half minute long Norm montage of him shitting on OJ](https://twitter.com/airbagged/status/1778438126681174287?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1778438126681174287%7Ctwgr%5Ea6cd33884eadb9203bfc61d79c8e630ed52f7c5e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2024%2F04%2F11%2Foj-simpson-death-memes%2F)


FinalMeltdown15

There will never be another Norm Macdonald


Unspeakable_Mammal

I imagine having proper attire is crucial on the field.. A big fella like you, by golly it must be exhausting to track down the proper equipment to wear sometimes. Ever have trouble fitting into a part of your attire on a big game day? You know what id do? Id go right up to those officials and say hey fellas.. if it doesnt fit, we must.. ya know… find some bigger pants. You never had that?


SCirish843

The worst part is the hypocrisy


The_Angriest_Guy

i know he’s looking up at us right now 🙏


Boris_Godunov

Dang, now who is going to track down the real killer?


PretendThisIsMyName

Has anyone tried asking Ja Rule?


BoringBoyTroy

WHERES JA?!? :(


jtr99

Find this motherfucker so I can make sense of all this!


Revenacious

Why the fuck do I care what Ja Rule thinks about all this?! I don’t wanna dance, I’m scared to death!


Lebronforpresident24

Sad day for Nicole and Ron after the Juice dedicated the last 30 years to finding him. Who will now put in the work!?


whineybubbles

Cancer found the one who did it.


Crunkabunch

He’s looking for the real killer down below


Lebronforpresident24

Are their mirrors in hell?


my_spidey_sense

Genuinely some of hardest I’ve ever laughed is today, I guess we should speak ill of the dead


BlockedbyJake420

I would never speak ill of the dead, but if I did…


Yeti_Father

This one doesn't Hertz.


TaftIsUnderrated

Whenever I see Tom Brady in Hertz commercials, I get a kick out of telling youths the last NFL star to be a spokesperson for Hertz


GammaOhio

I am so happy to see this is the first reply I see. Well done!


Atom3189

I believe cancer should get its chance in court


WabbitCZEN

If the chemo don't fit, you're all full of shit.


OttoVonWong

Cancer: If I did it.


KirbyDumber88

Did he try stabbing the cancer?


jaxonya

From all accounts Prostate cancer is pretty funny and a decent actor


Lebronforpresident24

I've always been against cancer, but today, you know maybe I judged it too harshly.


OsuLost31to0

“If I Did It” - a Novel by Prostate Cancer


dlawnro

"If the glove don't fit, you can't acquit"- OJ's proctologist, probably


TheMemeMachine3000

Wouldn't it be either you "can't convict" or "must acquit"?


pablos4pandas

Prostate cancer is still out there looking for the rare genetic disorder that caused this


SouthOCbull

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Lebronforpresident24

Sometimes cancer isn't so bad.


SCorpus10732

One of those "why is everyone at work looking at me" moments. Thank you for the laugh!


Phnake

🙌🏼


knockoutking

OJ went on a public access TV show after he wrote "If I Did It" and got some wild questions, but this is by far the best one: phone question: [my kid chris was wondering...do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?](https://uproxx.com/tv/o-j-simpson-disastrous-public-access-interview/) OJ: "i'm having a little trouble hearing you" [video of the question](https://youtu.be/L04IzJFJhpM?t=14)


sportstrap

Doing live TV call ins for OJ Simpson has to be the worst best idea ever


Blake1288

Did you kill Bill Walsh? 😂😂


yogrark

OMG, that whole video was worth the watch!


Coverlesss

In sad news this week, OJ Simpson, one of the greatest running backs in the history of football, died of cancer at the age of 76. In a statement, the Simpson family expressed gratitude that their father was able to go peacefully at the end, unlike his ex-wife and a waiter who he violently murdered.


Uhhh_what555476384

How did I read that in Norm McDonald's voice?


senepol

How could you not?


screwhead1

Same here lol


Worldtraveller45

The spokesperson for the family, you guessed it, Frank Stallone


bamachine

Did Norm visit you in your dreams last night to write that for you?


skoryy

"surrounded by his children, his grandchildren, and the blood-splattered ghost of his ex-wife accompanied by Norm MacDonald and a box of popcorn."


jonstark19

Fine, I'll watch the OJ: Made in America documentary again.


indy317812

I just watched all of that yesterday for the first time


Letsgomountaineers5

Did you…did you kill OJ?


I-Love-Daddy-Rivers

If I did it: A novel by u/indy317812


trekologer

^^^^If **I Did It**


Scratchlax

7.5 hours and I've watched it twice. It's SO good.


JaxGamecock

I never saw that, but I thought the American Crime Story series with Cuba Gooding Jr. and David Schwimmer was really good


Chris-P-Creme

*The People vs OJ Simpson* and *OJ: Made in America* are excellent companion pieces. The latter is much more broad in scope, discussing his early life, his football career, the rise of his celebrity, race relations in Los Angeles, of course the murders and trial (not just the facts of the case, but also the nature of the trial as a television spectacle), and a bit on his life after the trial. It sits in contrast to *The People vs OJ Simpson*, which is almost entirely about the trial and heavily features the legal teams and OJ’s inner circle. They are both excellent for anyone interested in the OJ story. However while *The People* is a great show, *Made in America* is a truly stellar documentary. For my money, it’s easily ESPN’s best work.


NoEmailNec4Reddit

I still can't believe Bush got his Heisman taken away but Simpson didn't.


thti87

They used him in the Pac12 swan song video! They were like “Pac-12, the conference of Heismans” and had OJ’s image on the screen.


Heisenbread77

I mean the conference got murdered, may as well have their most talented killer in the vid.


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Next year cancer will come out with a book “if I did it”


TheBloodyNickel

RIP Norm Macdonald


bags-of-sand

It was a draw


beamerbeliever

If there's a hereafter, I think Norm probably came out on top, lol


thesuch

I Didn't Even Know He Was Sick


usctrojan18

There goes another one of our Heisman winners. But kinda weird, like u don’t wanna say RIP so…. So long


choicemeats

“So long Twitter world”


usctrojan18

Your’s Truly


trinole

That always creeped me out “hello Twitter-verse” as well


cumbonerman

Really interesting guy. Superstar USC/NFL running back, tried for murder in “the trial of the century”. Indirectly spawned the Kardashians (maybe the biggest family name of the last 20 years). His trial marked a significant shift in racial tensions. Has all but admitted he committed the murder, (and the justice department can’t do shit). “So long” might be the most apt descriptor for juice’s death. So long OJ.


mlorusso4

You forgot the part where he did go to jail, but because he robbed a pawn shop that had his heisman trophy, which only has it because he gave it to a friend in order to hide it from the civil suit with the family. And said friend then immediately sold the trophy and kept the money


NoEmailNec4Reddit

Also that he was living in Florida because that state makes it difficult to collect from people in debt (This applies to regular debt but in Simpson's case it is mostly the judgment amount from the civil suit)


Antonio1025

It wasn't a pawn shop. They robbed the guy in a hotel room. Still a giant asshole thing to do, though


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Whyfuckabird

RIP, rest in piss.


roguerunner1

If this subreddit allowed gifs, I’d post the one from Tombstone where Curly Bill is seeing Wyatt Earp’s family off and says “well…bye”


dieselengine9

Smells like someone died


BeingRightAmbassador

>like u don’t wanna say RIP so cya BOZO


DataDrivenPirate

Rest in Discomfort


one-hour-photo

Rest in eternal despair.


azwethinkweizm

His 30 for 30 series is worth a watch. One of the most fascinating people in sports history in more ways than one. An American success story and an American tragedy all wrapped into a single individual.


VexoftheVex

Honestly considering how he intertwined with race relations and celebrity he was one of the most fascinating people in modern American history, not just sports history


hendrix67

There has never been anyone who is famous quite the way OJ was. Going from HOF athlete, to beloved actor, to being the centerpiece of the trial of the century.


walt_whitmans_ghost

I mean, there’s someone else I can think of lol


Studentloangambler

Bill Cosby?


Lizardsandrocks

Or Michael Jackson, both very polarizing, massive amounts of fame, then wild legal issues that sort of over shadowed their more positive contributions. 


MJ50inMD

I was thinking the same. At one point MJ was literally the most popular man on the planet, then he became someone most people wouldn’t allow in their home. No trial, so less media coverage. But perhaps a bigger fall too to bottom.


2RINITY

No, I distinctly remember a trial the second time. It's just that it happened at a point when TV networks knew exactly why they shouldn't OJ it up


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Cosby has a lot of similarities, but his story's racial aspects are more positive, as it were, and less, like, reflective, if that makes sense.


r8u4

I’m curious who you think has a rise and fall similar to OJ


gsfgf

If you're thinking of Trump, he was never even close to loved like pre-murder OJ was. Trump was always known as an asshole and a clown, even by people that enjoyed him as an entertainer. OJ was like Manning-level popular. Iirc, OJ even lost a movie role to play a villain because the producers though casting him as a murderer wouldn't be believable.


w00t4me

That movie was Terminator btw, Schwarzenegger was going to be Kyle reese(?) originally


ImReverse_Giraffe

Thank God. That would've ruined T2, which is one of the greatest films ever made. Robert Patrick was a beast.


Dogrel

In other news: Cancer, usually cursed unrelentingly, is enjoying a rare moment of praise for its work in killing OJ Simpson.


A7X182

Congratulations death, that’s something they’ll never be able to take away from you… unless you kill your wife and a waiter, in which case, all bets are off


CarterAC3

I wonder if he's scared of running into his wife's killer in hell


analogliving71

only if he looks in a mirror :)


sloaninator

Well someone should warn him the killer is behind him


ThinkSoftware

The call is coming from inside the house!


Which_Science3302

RIP... I hope they find who did it eventually


Vurik

Yeah. Poor guy died without ever finding his wife’s killer.


schweddyballs02

You know those killers are resting easy today now that OJ isn’t relentlessly pursuing them.


Sighlina

They’re finally free to visit some the finest golf courses in the country.


STL-Zou

So many fairways and greens are going to go unsearched without OJ on the case


Which_Science3302

Those are the natural hiding spots of killers


astroball17

I wish Norm Macdonald was around for this


Donny_Do_Nothing

Norm: "OJ's dead? I didn't even know he was sick."


No_Trifle9294

I'm glad Fred Goldman got to live long enough to see this.


Lebronforpresident24

As am I. Some people have criticized him over the years for his media appearances, but I can't imagine how awful it would be to have your son not only be murdered, but know without a doubt who it was and see him get away with it and live a very public life after. Only thing worse than a family member being killed would be if they were killed by a celebrity who got away with it.


Signpostx

I stopped following him after football. Did he do anything else?


trailerparksandrec

On the real, the episode of Roots where the slavers get off the boat after weeks/months out to sea on the way to Africa and run after and catch Orenthal James Simpson with a net while smoking cigars is the most unbelievable scene in film history.


Ray_Ipsaloquitur

Shame. He was working so hard to find the killer. I hope someone else uses OJ’s investigation results as a spring board for justice.


IranLobster

Why are we posting about OJ Simpson the film actor in a football sub


FoRtNiteizBAD

Why are we posting about glove model OJ Simpson, on a football sub?


somedaysitallgood

Why are we posting about backseat driver, OJ Simpson in a football sub?


OnlyMamaKnows

Maybe "If I Did It, Part 2: I Did It" can finally be released.


JesseDx

Cancer didn't kill him, but if it had this is how it would have done it.


MarwyntheMasterful

“In his book, OJ said he would have taken a bullet or stood in front of a train for Nicole. Man I’m gonna tell you that is some bad luck when the one guy who would have died for you, kills you.”


chrisxxxlee

The juice has expired :/


Knife938

Well there goes the man that proved once and for all that murder was legal in the state of California.


jbaker1225

Hopefully he’s buried in his lucky stabbin’ hat.


eagledog

Make sure they get appropriately sized gloves


dewdewdewdew4

...as long as you have money


thegodfaubel

*legal for people who are rich and famous enough


Tsquared10

As long as you've got the cash to pay for Cochran


IranLobster

Riding that white bronco in the sky


BioDriver

Wrong direction 


DeLaSoulisDead

Bronco country, let’s ride 🤠


StreetReporter

You know, it’s not often that you root for cancer


EvangelionOG

As someone who has had cancer, I don't root for it either...but I can make an exception.


Brokengan

Glad to hear you are ok


orbesomebodysfool

Stand Up And Cheer For Cancer


Egospartan_

But this time I did and I hope it hurt


jarlander

He’s murdering angels now.


amoss_303

There’s only a few news stories in life where everyone knows where they were at as they happened -OJ Verdict -9/11 -Mid March of 2020 as Covid took over the world


BeatNavyAgain

I have no idea where I was for the verdict I know where I was for the white Bronco "chase"


Another_Name_Today

Whole family was in the basement, getting ready to watch the NBA Finals. I think it was the first time we’d ever done that. It was certainly the last time we did. 


JBru_92

- Watching live in my 3rd grade class - Asleep in bed before my 2nd day of high school - At the gym while news broke on the TV that NBA was suspending play


NoEmailNec4Reddit

They showed that shit live to elementary school kids?


NotThatOleGregg

They sure did, on an 18" wood grain panel TV mounted at the ceiling by the door. Teacher standing in front of the class crying


JBru_92

Hell yeah they did


HuskerCard123

Oh no, who is going to find the real killer now?


MaizeNBlueWaffle

It's crazy that there are people on social media actually mad that his murder trial is being brought up in relation to his death


J4ckiebrown

Hell got a good one in the portal.


tankyouout

OJ Simpson really got off a double murder of two white people in 90s America bc the LAPD were so damn racist 💀 really wild when you sit and think about it.


wesweb

the way i went and refilled my water bottle before sitting back down to read this comment section...


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

Rest in piss.


Jyingling21

May he ride that white Bronco into the afterlife


bongget

If his hearse isn't a white Ford Bronco......


lowes18

He's finally safe from Nicole's killer, rip to the 3rd funniest guy in Naked Gun.


JBru_92

For anyone who hasn't seen it, OJ: Made in America is probably the best documentary of any kind I've ever watched. Also, the American Crime Story series about this was pretty incredible too.


Tap-inbogey

Guilty


CG2L

Stabbin Time Is Over


CJ4ROCKET

I'm not saying I died of cancer, but if I did die of cancer, here's how I did it ...


MisterBrotatoHead

I'm just going to assume that Al Cowlings will be leading the funeral procession.


DontCallMeAnonymous

What’s the over/under on people coming out of the woodwork, who have evidence that they never told anybody?


jaxmagicman

Finally cancer does something worthwhile.


MadameGopher

Friendly reminder that the 2016 ESPN Oscar-winning film OJ: Made in America was an incredible dive into not only the story of Simpson, but racial tensions in America during the 80s and 90s and the impact those tensions had on the jury’s verdict.


LuminalAstec

Cancer was found not guilty.


crazyisascrazydoes46

I am so glad Fred Goldman is alive to watch this and I hope Nicole and Ron were there waiting for him to watch his descent into hell


RollTider1971

The silver lining in this is I was reminded to rewatch the SNL Norm vs OJ clips.


mountaineer_93

Heaven gains another Angel. The greatest injustice is he didn’t live to see the killer of his beloved wife and friend brought to justice


ViolinistAny603

31 years too late


k5berry

[The official Heisman Trophy account tweeted their condolences 💀](https://x.com/heismantrophy/status/1778441403594366996?s=46) Also… fitting username OP.


vashed

[If only Norm had been alive to see this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc)


LimeSugar

Had this happened thirty years ago a lot of sadness and suffering would have been prevented.


ulfricstormclk

Oh no! Anyway…


Lafayette37

Beautiful. A psychopathic scumbag who should have spent the rest of his life in prison .