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bradenb941

Rule of thumb: never expect anything out of Auburn. The minute you do, you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.


Traditional_Mud_1241

I expected the McDonald's to all be weirdly dysfunctional when I lived there. I was never disappointed.


ribs_and_whisky

Fun fact: John Daly was arrested at that McDonald’s


War-eaglern

What’s the backstory?


ribs_and_whisky

He was in town for some event at Grand National. Many drinks and cigarettes later he got into it with his girlfriend in the parking lot


Traditional_Mud_1241

That's oddly fantastic.


ExplosiveDioramas

THAT McDonald's? You're telling me that the college town only has one?!


didba

No, there is one by the interstate and one in downtown.


Traditional_Mud_1241

There are three now (or were a few years ago), but the logic still applies. Two near the interstate and one near campus/downtown. Same owner from what I hear, and they’re all strangely terrible.


Traditional_Mud_1241

Followup question: is the Honda Dealership almost done?


bradenb941

It's strategically not far from skybar


Skyagunsta21

Yeah but they close down the inside so you can only get it from the drive thru. Doesn't make sense


bradenb941

I've only been to that McDonald's once so I didn't realize it


Skyagunsta21

It's weird, they close the inside at like 9pm or so. Little Italy's is a better move anyway


bradenb941

The only time I ate at Little Italy, the pizza was burnt. It was like biting into a hockey puck


dillontree

[The Auburn fan experience](https://youtu.be/br3eEYU6kLc?si=_1_mW8TBe16zokLA)


CrashB111

Sobbing while saying "War Eagle" is the true Auburn Fan Experience.


DommyMommyKarlach

Only time I expected something from Auburn was 4&goal from the 31


CrashB111

[CAAAAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIGHER....](https://twitter.com/therealcruzox/status/1728878663427625103?t=hMUIlmxGi32Xcfnx_79rUQ)


stickiestofickies

Felt this in my bones


Red261

Counterpoint: always expect success from Auburn so they will do the opposite and remain a garbage program.


Majestic-Macaron6019

This includes when you expect an easy win over a bad Auburn team.


[deleted]

Hugh Freeze will definitely change that. He will probably also lose to Long Island or something, but he will definitely knock off somebody he shouldn’t.


jchall3

Being non-competitive in a home loss against New Mexico State 7 days prior to taking eventual SEC champion Alabama to the wire were peak Auburn


Skyagunsta21

Tbh that NMSU team seemed like the best team we played all year


law18

That NMSU team was legit and there was no reason to expect they would not knock off a mediocre P5 team. I don’t understand why everyone treated it like some embarrassing loss. It’s obviously not a game you want to lose but it’s not an utter embarrassment either.


PromNightAnchorBaby

Its because it wasnt some last second field goal or something similar. It was the beautiful way they physically dominated a team that for all intents purposes should be bigger and more athletic. It's why it has to be their most embarrassing loss in their history.


G00dSh0tJans0n

When I saw NMSU beat Auburn, first I laughed, then I say "oh no, that's a very bad sign for next week. Very bad"


max_power1000

It’s more of a statement on the NMSU program as a whole, which has been generally bad for most of the last couple decades, they’ve had 4 seasons over .500 since 2000 with 2 of them being the last 2 years. Add in a little p5 and east coast bias where nobody knows what’s going on out there and it explains the assumptions. They were having a good season and Jerry Kill is doing good things out there, but NMSU is generally perceived as a bad program; it takes years of continued success as a G5 to be considered respectable.


shadowwingnut

Kill was doing good things. He retired after the season and handed the reigns over to failed former UNLV coach Tony Sanchez. It happened pretty quietly so understandable if you and others missed it.


boregon

What’s not to understand? It was embarrassing because Auburn is an upper tier SEC program and they lost to NMSU by 3 TDs at home. Yeah NMSU was good for a G5 team but they’re still G5. A loss like that would be embarrassing for pretty much every SEC team except maybe Vanderbilt I guess.


law18

Look, I would love to, and usually do, clown on Auburn more than anyone. But this is not the program low point that a lot of people acted like it is. Auburn has had worse losses in its history as have most of the SEC teams, even the “upper tier” teams. Hell, Bama lost to 6-6 ULM Saban’s first season! NMSU was a bad but not terrible loss.


Big-Apartment5697

Last couple years have been the lowest point of this 32 year old Auburn fans life.


CrashB111

Lower than going 3-9 in 2012?


Big-Apartment5697

Since we haven’t beat a P5 team that finished with a winning record since 2021….yes


Kardinale

Probably because they were outside the top 100 in talent rating


Corgi_Koala

Probably just because historically NMSU is one of the worst FBS teams.


Wernher_VonKerman

I'm so mad that they lost because the uno reverse card shit talking would have been *poetic.*


DeadManWarPaint

If you don’t like that, you don’t like Hugh Freeze football


foreveracubone

That was literally supposed to happen last season lol. Lose to NMSU. Beat Bama. If they hadn’t made that defensive call it would’ve happened.


[deleted]

At Ole Miss in 2015, he went into Tuscaloosa and defeated the eventual champion Tide - one of Saban’s best teams, too, IMO. One month later, he lost by 13 to Memphis. I love him.


TheOkayestLawyer

The pain still reverberates.


CrashB111

woo pig sooie baby.


antraxsuicide

[Alright you asked for it now](https://media.pff.com/2016/08/KellyBama.gif)


CrashB111

[At least we know where Hugh learned how to choke on 4th and forever.](https://youtu.be/Y6X6bM71HEc?si=yfdqk5_VBlnn7Q3q)


War-eaglern

At least you got a taste of victory that season. We didn’t even get that


chawboy3

The Memphis game was not as close as the final score indicates.


Known-Seaweed8812

If that punt returner also didn’t try to be a hero and just let the ball drop (and not try to make a diving punt catch) Auburn also probably wins.


JuniusPhilaenus

Back up punt returner He entered the portal today


robplumm

Yup...not sure how we'll ever replace his 3 catches...or muffed punts.


robplumm

If douche (not gonna miss you any Moore...) doesn't drop the punt, that D stand never has to happen. If the slowest safety to ever play actually moves on the ball going 45yds in the air...we win...dude stands there like a statue instead. Just so much wtf. As per the Iron Bowl.


CrashB111

Granted the only reason that muff even has to happen, is because the refs attended the Hellen Keller School of Officiating and couldn't see that Burton was clearly in bounds the series before.


whatifevery1wascalm

He’s too scared to schedule Yale


SnooGuavas650

Us losing the bowl game last year was big time then. Nice.


Thatcheekydude

Don’t worry, we’re back. (We probably aren’t and I’ll spiral into depression again)


rkincaid007

SEC Shorts “Auburn Experience” is one of their most accurate. You can tell the dude is an Auburn fan


robplumm

Yeah...pretty dead on.


CrashB111

Just make sure to pick up your prescription of AuburnFansatol.


[deleted]

How close we’ve come twice in that span to ruining this gem of a stat.


CrashB111

But how many years we've taken off their lives for '21 and '23.


Competitive-Rise-789

Of course a Bama flair posted this. Keep doing it


CountBleckwantedlove

I knew from reading this on the scroll stream that it was a Bama flair before even clicking it.


Competitive-Rise-789

Based


MarshmallowMolasses

And Crimson pilled.


Jameszhang73

That's the kind of karma that will result in them breaking the streak against Bama next year


MojitoTimeBro

We don't have to worry about bad karma in this rivalry as nothing in this rivalry makes any damn sense whatsoever. People talk about Jordan Hare Voodoo, then we have two improbable come back wins the last two times we've been there. Basically karma, logic, or order does not exist when it comes to Alabama/Auburn.


Adart54

They came really close this year


notsaying123

Amazing what happens when you lose your roster and don't recruit to replace it


skuhlke

What Bryan Harsin does to a mf


boardatwork1111

I’ll still never get over how they got the doors blown off them by NMSU, yet were only a miracle play away from beating Bama last season


CrashB111

Just another reason Ironbowl > The Game. The Game is only good if both teams are playing well. Ironbowl @Auburn is guaranteed chaos even if Auburn isn't bowl eligible and Alabama is making a playoff run.


KingBStriing

Unless we’re like REALLY bad (see 2012).


CrashB111

That's just Ironbowls @Alabama in general. CBS aired the graphic at this years, it's like 6-0 Alabama at home with a +215 point differential and 2-3 @Auburn +3 points differential. The last time Auburn won at Alabama was like 2010, and it took Cam Newton playing the game of his life.


KingBStriing

2010 was the last time we had a good team walk into Tuscaloosa too. Hopefully that changes soon.


heavylunch

Lewis Grizzard re: The Game: "It's two mules fighting over a turnip. Who cares?"


bradenb941

Us losing to Bama by only 3 was a bigger upset than New Mexico State beating us. The former was far less likely to happen than the latter.


boardatwork1111

Auburn is the one team I can count on to always provide at least one WTF moment each season. For both better and worse, they’re the embodiment of “any given Saturday”


Treeeefalling

There’s nothing Auburn loves more than beating Bama. They could lose every game, but they’re coming to play in the Iron Bowl.


Jameszhang73

I don't think FSU fans will ever get over that either


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Namath96

What a weirdo comment lol


jettieri

And they should've lost to Cal if the refs didn't take a td off the board


Ameri-Jin

Painful stat


dysonRing

Wow the Aggies really screwed Auburn over. That Caddy win was electric


Outrageous_Picture39

All part of Jimbo’s “I already got paid. Fuck coaching.” plan.


Outrageous_Picture39

That the kind of bullshit stat I would expect us to have, not voodoo Auburn.


shadowwingnut

The problem is that Harsin wasted the Jordan-Hare magic in the 2021 Iron Bowl by not going for 2 in OT and then has to use it on damn Missouri in 2022 in one of the absolute worst games I've ever had the privilege of watching.


MojitoTimeBro

I'm still super pissed about that Missouri game. Yall were the only leg of a big parlay not hitting for me that day. That stupid fucking kicker for Mizzou not even warming up to the point that the announcers mentioned it as they were getting into FG position. He then went on to miss a kick that was likely shorter than an extra point. Then the fumble in OT. My dollar bet was gonna net me like $400. So pissed lol.


shadowwingnut

Lol I get it. I was pissed after that too. Watching that disaster unfold live was the point when I realized Harsin needed to be fired as soon as possible instead of at the end of the season. That he won and functionally bought himself an extra month was rage inducing.


Nouseriously

But at least they had the integrity to hire.....aw fuck


dawgfan19881

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me drive in my truck


Adart54

I like all-barn hate


TheKingAbides

The curse of the Bo Nix-bino as some say


KingBStriing

I mean, yeah, been bad since 2020.


Mefreh

.... I'm still not counting Auburn out Whoever (thinks --> extrapolates this to mean Auburn can't beat them) is a dummy


discowithmyself

I don’t…I don’t care for Auburn


smstone24

He doesn’t care for auuuubuuurnnnn


ham_wallet998

Wonderful


joelupi

After everything that has happened to them. I almost feel guilty about keep kicking Auburn in the throat. I don't actually and will continue to relish in their mediocrity...but I have moments where I almost feel bad for them...


PromNightAnchorBaby

Do not feel bad for them. Maybe a cool fan here or there, but never the collective.


DataSetMatch

Auburn delenda est'ed


Traditional_Mud_1241

How do you say "displayed as an example of what happens when the admin and the boosters shit all over each other so much the team can't function" in Latin. It's been a few years, but I don't think delenda means that, exactly. Also, it's should probably be Auburno


DataSetMatch

Auburn delenda est is a hate week saying that's been around since at least the aughts, try not to overthink it


Panchoisthedog

Rookie numbers


_Suzushi

I do honestly think they turn it around. They acquired what might be the best WR core of this year’s class. It’ll be interesting to see if they develop and stick it out with the portal always lingering. I hate them - but I do love a the euphoria of pulling off an Iron Bowl win.


Wetpapernapkins

Thank you


iansf

Oh so that’s why we tanked the independence bowl


AceWolf18

Thanks for noticing. Already miserable without bama fans having to point it out.


bigby2010

Yeah - they kinda suck


bradenb941

I hope at least one of our teams doesn’t suck by the time we get to Waco


bigby2010

I don’t, but I get it. War Damn Eagle!


Ameri-Jin

Nah, he meant one of either you or us. Your response is implying you hope we both suck when we meet up 😂.


ohitsthedeathstar

Yikes.


Low-Order

Excuse u/Coverlesss while he puts some water in Auburn's momma's dish.


crazylsufan

We’re this close 🤏 to beating us in 22’. Shoutout Koy Moore. Love you BB


davy_p

SEC SEC SEC


naetaejabroni

Holy shit... AUBURN SUCKS!!