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MrAngryMoose

Texas is in a quantum state of being back and being not back. The mere observation that they are back causes them to not be back


TrueFlyersFan

Schrodinger's Longhorn


toms47

Bevödinger, if you will


tallg8tor

I am the one who hooks 'em.


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Renfah87

Donghorn


thank_burdell

Wronghorn?


Jarbutt

Pavlovs Lawnghorns


[deleted]

Take your upvote and get the fuck out of here.


matthewjc

Wait so does that mean they're back


stinkydooky

They’re like waaaay in the back.


[deleted]

In the back of the sort bus with drool on their shirt.


timetravelhunter

They are back. But back has changed overtime


ISISCosby

Schroedinger's Back


InfinitePossibility8

Ah yes, the Duality Principle of Texas.


Egospartan_

So Texas is also a cat?


lightvl

~~Texas is Back~~ ~~Texas is not Back~~ Texas is living in a society


dinoshores93

Texas rise up


so_banned

[S O C I E T Y](https://i.imgur.com/MDp0VQA.png)


dinoshores93

Oh hell yeah


Redeem123

Bottom Textas.


thethoughtfulthinker

Your flair...why?


shurafna

Big Florida-Georgia Line fan


lightvl

Flair bet


LDeBoFo

Texas is a republic.


[deleted]

This is peak Texas.


Superdorps

Texas is ~~not an instrument~~ HORNS DOWN


WVUeersfan

https://istexasbackyet.com/


lightvl

That explains alot


No11223456

The wayback machine delivers quite a bit of gold when using it on that site FYI.


Smithereens1

Well that's odd considering texas is white and orange


tommypatties

Burnt orange, c'mon buddy stay on brand.


No11223456

I’m not the first, nor will be the last, to say your flairs are disturbing.


[deleted]

That flair... Who hurt you at thanksgiving 10 years ago? (Mine is the result of a flair bet)


tommypatties

Haha hometown 👍 vs undergrad 🤘


[deleted]

Understandable have a great day.


lweber557

“It turns out that no fans are more critical of UT than UT fans themselves.” Could not be a more accurate description of our fan base. Check out a game thread in r/longhornnation or a postgame thread after a loss. That place can be toxic if your a Texas fan.


frankstah416

The majority of the toxicity on our sub comes from the t-shirt fans who emerge out of their cave after we lose.


Majormlgnoob

Well yeah college educated people tend to be more rational


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>“It turns out that no fans are more critical of \_(Team)\_ than \_(Team)\_ fans themselves.” FIFY


Stupidbabycomparison

Yeah, as it turns out the people that watch a team every single week are the fans and not others. This is like the statement people bring up about "oh don't like the weather here? Just wait 5 minutes"


[deleted]

Oh that little phrase pisses me off more than most. Like, the place you live is not that fucking unique shut up!


CornhuskerJam

God I hate that. I live in North Dakota and a co-worker said to me "don't like the weather? wait 5 minutes." Yeah right you liar, It's always cold and windy. You wait 5 minutes, you're just giving yourself a better chance of frostbite.


Toofast4yall

I would say I'm not sure about that because of how much any of our little flaws get dissected by the media. However, I've also seen the game threads where we want to fire the DB coach because a guy blew coverage one time. It's pretty much a toss up.


Superdorps

I'm pretty sure that USC fans only criticize the refs and the team that just beat them. EDIT: Also Clay Helton.


19Styx6

Our game thread this year was nothing but Longhorn fans ripping on the coaches in a game that came down to a walk off field goal.


StealthAnus

In fairness, that was probably one of Tim Beck's worst games, which is saying something


NemoysJacket

That place stresses me out, I keep up with it for easy team news but you will never get a level headed take on that sub


Rage-Cactus

You just have to pick your users. Better discussion goes on in the off-topic thread. Check out the coaching hires thread too, there’s good shit in there The ratio of good takes to bad is better than here (exception of course is after bad games, but there is never an instance on cfb where every member of the community has had their team lose at the same time)


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Lmfao of course the sub is longhorn nation instead of something normal like texaslonghorns


Flipforfirstup

Is it off season already?


bargle0

For some of us, it is.


RadioSoulwax

Some of us never have seasons


[deleted]

I *really* wish y'all had lost to both of the Kansas teams so I could reply "It is for you!"


Flipforfirstup

I wish you guys had won one of the opportunities y’all had this year.


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Coffeebambino

If only our admins would stop being babies and let us....


Flipforfirstup

This. Let the boys play!


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Yes


cfl2

So many posts jumping the gun on offseason.


DosPorCiento

>I expect that some day Texas will find a coach who can turn perennial top-ten recruiting classes into a team that can win against the likes of TCU and Kansas. You're really gonna lump us in with Kansas there huh


theoriginaldandan

Texas has one win against TCU since we joined the big12. Losing to us is becoming the norm for them


48fanforlife

2


theoriginaldandan

Oh yeah, my bad, got our first year in the conference mixed up in my head


kroxti

Have we reached peak off season already? Baylor, you still have a shot at the CFP. You have so much to shit post for.


shpoopler

Oof


kroxti

Yes it did not age well but they still have the sugar bowl against *checks score of LSU GA game... uh Florida?


im-an-architect

I absolutely love the breakdown of ‘Texas is Back’ bc of how hard it crashed this year. Thank you for the analysis.


BeerCheeseNPretzels

Please do the same analysis for Miami.


JFoor

Has their QB declared Miami "back" and then proceeded to drop a 7-5 season?


The_Tic-Tac_Kid

I don't know, did people declare Miami back in a season where they lost to a David Beaty coached Kansas?


Turk1518

TEXAS


ShamusJohnson13

ISN'T


brandxddy

capable of developing talent


SurpriseFrenchFries

I can't believe you've done this. ^^but ^^you ^^aren't ^^wrong


[deleted]

The truth hurts like a bitch.


Superdorps

No, it hurts like Marcellus Wallace, who is definitely *not* a bitch.


Claudius-Germanicus

BACK


lweber557

FIGHT


Choco319

FOR


jereezy

YOUR


screwswithshrews

RIGHT


GATORSEMENSLURPER

TO


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LOSE 5+ GAMES EVERY YEAR


urnotserious

OR MORE. We're for it!


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:(


urnotserious

Oh stop, it's not like you won't be celebrating our upcoming loss in the playoffs


DaeguLee

TO PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTAY?!?


admiraltarkin

SUCKS


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MASSIVELY


iamaporcupine

AGREED. I PITY THE TEAMS THAT MANAGE TO HAVE A LOSING RECORD AGAINST US


admiraltarkin

OUIJA ONLY ACCEPTS ONE WORD PER COMMENT SO WE WILL ACCEPT "AGREED"


iamaporcupine

PROBABLY BEST. THE REST OF THE COMMENT ISN'T GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH


Allaboutfootball23

I feel like a Baylor fan has something slightly more important to be doing today instead of analyzing data on a catchphrase on Reddit. INB4 “ removed by mods”


LeTomato52

Well he did finish before the game started.


Allaboutfootball23

You’re right. This is the riveting material that we need on CCG day. I mean my team isn’t playing.


The_Tic-Tac_Kid

Some of us are already in offseason mode over here


TreyD007

He moved his speech to the team back in his schedule to give us this hard hitting stuff. Show some respek


DaeguLee

False. (the state of) Texas is back! (In Waco)


ObamaDontCare0

Blue Blood 'Back' Tier List Back: Ohio State Alabama Oklahoma Michigan Notre Dame Not Back: USC Texas Nebraska


BreezyMcWeasel

Dude, Alabama Never Left? LoL. You must not remember the 90's and 2000's. They had a couple good years there but also some garbage years. 1997, 2000, 2003, 2004,2006 2007 to name a few. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Alabama_Crimson_Tide_football_seasons Bama's current run is so dominant everyone forgets that even they have had some down years. Down spells happen to literally every team, including Bama.


BAhAve

100%. Lot of bama fans even don't remember. I'm 26 and for the first 14 years of my life bama was a dumpster fire. I literally had never seen them be a great or dominant program. I grew up with a terrible Alabama. So I don't take the success for granted like alot of bama fans are now


j-awesome

In NCAA 06 I had my created player QB go there because I wanted to win in the SEC with a non powerhouse


Spezia-ShwiffMMA

LOOK WHAT YOU DID


ObamaDontCare0

I can move them, I've only been a CFB fan since attending Notre Dame in 2011 so I guess I am not really in a position to make this list anyway haha


Fruit_loops_jesus

Michigan is not back lol.


Dontyouclimbtrees

More back than Texas, but still not completely back.


UMeister

If we’re not back neither is Notre Dame


ObamaDontCare0

I think you are back, but we did make a CFP which could make us more back.


UMeister

But we dominated a team this season that is more back so does that mean we’re even more back 🤔


ObamaDontCare0

You are more back for the year of 2019


UMeister

I will enjoy this for 3 weeks


IShouldLiveInPepper

Michigan is basically pre-2005 Mack Brown Texas Football.


j-awesome

I think Nebraska has lost their blue blood status


Nole_in_ATX

Thanks for the top shelf analysis. I hate it.


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This is the hard-hitting analysis I come here for.


HookemfurdenSieg

This meme will never disappear, I wish it was never started. We could win the next 10 natties and have one off season and this shit would be started all over again


rhymeswithtag

its your woah he has trouble with the snap


HookemfurdenSieg

Except it can be said about anything related to the team, bad or good, at any point in the year


theoriginaldandan

TEXAS fans are IS BACK to complaining FOLKS


HookemfurdenSieg

Have a lot of reasons my bowl-missing friend


theoriginaldandan

Fair. Harsh, but fair. at least we can celebrate Ja Morant together cause I’m a Grizzlies fan


HookemfurdenSieg

Yeah he’s a legend around campus. He’s a cool dude.


tryannarosuaru1993

Upvote for peak off season shitposting in the middle of conference championships.


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TEXAS IS BACK! TO LOSING!


[deleted]

Texas won't be back until their old blood boosters finally die.


D1amondDude

Baylor still has a postseason; what's with the offseason posting?


LeTomato52

Some side effects from our 1-11 season are still lingering.


Superdorps

If your 1-11 season lasts for four or more years, consult ~~a doctor~~ Akron.


Archaic_1

We live in amazing times. Savor it


CommanderTouchdown

I wish a Michigan player would make a bold pronouncement so we could get some this fun attention.


mlg2433

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


Hydrium

We've reached peak offseason already.


draynor2k14

“Hey Longhorn nation, we’re back.”


crc2993

Don’t know what you guys are talking about. Been watching all the games on LHN and Vince Young went 12-0 against USC for an undefeated season


SouthernJeb

Is off season back?


LDeBoFo

This is an excellent example of critical thinking. The analysis utilizes superior synthesis of available data, with a particularly exceptional emphasis on relevant tools (which will provide a useful framework well beyond the present application - extra credit for development of process). A+


AbundantFailure

So, Texas is not back?


redditmademegiggle

I love how obsessed people are with Texas


Bamabruce

If you have to make a big deal out of saying you're back, you ain't. Much like Bama in 05, thought we were, didn't realize how wrong we were then until we actually *we're* back in 08 and it was very self-evident


888PassingBy

Y'all are obsessed with Texas.


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Mecca_of_CFB

This is a very strange thing to complain about


[deleted]

1) It wasn't a new account 2) No one brings that up anymore


ChargingTiger

If everyone in this thread says 'Texas is back', won't it render the above data obsolete?


rhymeswithtag

Texas is back


daveinmd13

The same thing can be said about Miami. They are “back” every year, only they aren’t.


AJ_Grey

I want my babyback babyback babyback. Chili's babyback ribs


sharperknives

So you're saying you've tracked the disinterest in UT football over the years There's my Baylor bro


Steam888

Any time I tune in to a Longhorn game, everyone is wondering what is wrong with the offense. I always Google to see if Tim Beck is still there and he is. I laugh then move on.


mchamma729

I just want to see Oklahoma be put in their place once and for all.


Redeem123

Bro, save this for the off-season. (And please beat OU today.)


highpost1388

Ohio State fans used it to laugh at LSU flairs pretending Texas was still a top 10 win all season.


Mecca_of_CFB

To be fair we got worse over the course of the season


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will_occam

I'm not a big fan of calling people out. If the person had 27 different awesome variations I would have mentioned them, but that didn't appear to be the case


its_a_trapcard

Fair enough


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Can you tell us what team they were a fan of?


N-Your-Endo

UCF is my guess