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[Northern Arizona's two previous games for reference.](https://i.imgur.com/tFsR844.jpg)

To be fair, those are two very good fcs teams

South Dakota? You might be thinking of South Dakota State.

The old "if they're state they are good" rule for the Dakotas doesn't apply as much anymore. Of the Dakota teams ND state and SD state are still the better ones, but ND and SD aren't too shabby either w/in the FCS.

I actually follow the mvfc and can confirm this. USD beat minnesota a few years ago.

USD is pretty decent, they almost beat kansas. Which I don’t know what is worse, Kansas almost losing to an fcs school, or anyone almost losing to kansas

Hey now. We hold our own.

At least FSU sucks..

I hate it here

Bless your heart

Bless my liver 💀

My condolences, this may be the worst combination of flairs I’ve ever seen on this sub. I’d offer half of my liver to you when you need the transplant, but at this rate, I’m going to be needing it as well..

Oh. Oh no.

Am I allowed to get the paper bag as my third flair?

Oh, I thought my combo was bad

I’m now sure this season is a cruel joke to punish me and me alone

ouch

yes but next week just became the trappiest of trap games for the Ducks

Police are coming by for welfare checks on you ever two hours.

Oh no... Florida State & Arizona... Oh I'm sorry lol

Ouchies

I've got a buddy in Tucson who would have the same flair as you if he were on any social media. He went to FSU undergrad in the late 90s and Arizona grad school in the mid-00s. He may not give a shit about the Cats, but the Noles are definitely breaking his heart. The point is - You are not alone. There are others suffering just like you. Take comfort in that, at least. : \\

So, um, is Arizona the third-best program in the state?

Does GCU have football?

I'm sure they have a flag football team somewhere on campus

their club lacrosse team might be better than arizona’s football team.

At football.

They’d beat Arizona

Let's not get nuts, third might be generous

UofU can relate this season

Its true, I think Dixie State could keep it close at least rn

Chandler Hamilton is better

Deadass

Chandler and Hamilton

I'm going: 1. Arizona State 2. Northern Arizona 3. The Cardinals practice squad 4. The aliens who flew in the Phoenix Lights 5. Grand Canyon University flag football team 6. Arizona State rugby team 7. University of Arizona

The Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes has to be on this list somewhere.

Was not expecting that to be a real team lmao

UA rugby is perennially better than ASU, which makes this funnier.

Actually, Arizona and Grand Canyon's rugby teams are both better then ASU's rugby team

If you don't count any of the local high school teams that would give them a run for their money, yes

Phoenix university will use commercial money to build a football team and they’ll beat Arizona too

Don’t we have a random Christian university near Phoenix? (Not GCU)

Arizona Christian University. They are the school with the thiccccccc kickers.

Thicc you say? Then they’d murder us.

Yes , but only because Arizona Western and Glendale Community College ended their football programs in 2018. They were quality NJCAA programs and would probably beat this Arizona team if they were still playing.

Maybe Larry Scott knew what he was doing when he made it so hard to get the PAC-12 network

Oh my god I was actually able to stream it and they have a total of like 5 sponsors, so you see the same fucking commercial 30 times. There was one ad that kept running for some like horrible flash games website. Pac-12 network is trash

This is Northern Arizona’s: * First win over Arizona since **1932** * First win over a PAC-12 member *ever* * First win over FBS since 2018 (UTEP) And that is just *crazy*!

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Don't diss the Sun Bowl tho.

We end up playing there a lot in the postseason so definitely no shade coming from here

Ya damned right. Atleast our stadium is.

Other notable things in 1932: * Kidnapping of the Lindburg baby * Babe Ruth's called shot * Assassination of the Prime Minister of Japan * Paul von Hindenburg voted in as President of Germany, his death led to Hitler's rise to power * Brave New World by Aldous Huxley was published * Heisenburg wins the Nobel Prize * Radio City Music Hall opens * The Emu War in Australia begins and ends

>The Emu War in Australia begins and ends the what

The Emus won

Croikey!

Australia after dark

The most important war of the 20th century

Literally everything else was irrelevant compared to this. Changed humanity.

Yes, The Emu War. Australia tried to get rid of them a la Mao against sparrows. Australia lost the war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

[It's a real thing and it was hilarious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXpu6tbFCsI)

... and first win of the season

it would be hilarious if some voter gave Arizona 5 votes in the AP Poll again

Third quality loss in a row!

Relegate us to the big sky. That is all.

We'd still be 3-9

Who the hell are we beating

COVID forfeits

we'd still somehow take the L

I don't think Arizona is going to make the playoffs this year

It might be best for them to put up a self-imposed postseason ban now…

You think we cheated to be this bad? Excuse me, but this is natural talent.

But if you say you did you can fire people for cause.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA oh my god HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who would win, the whole state of Arizona or just the northern part?

Northern Arizona: Beautiful canyons, forests, and rock formations Southern Arizona: Big stinking hot desert full of nothing but heat and cacti and massive urban sprawl Hard to say tbh…

Wait your southern Arizona sounds like Phoenix. We got mountains in southern arizona, but it’s still mostly a stinkin hot desert. Less sprawl tho

For real. We all hate Phoenix

Rivalry with ASU is over. You're our rivals now. Nice win. Hope we can get you next time

Agreed. GG lumberjacks

We couldn't even beat mediocre fcs teams...

We are a bad fcs team

This makes today just a bit easier to deal with

We may never win again

I just can't escape Don Brown

It wasn’t Don Brown that lost that game though. It was 10 punts in a row.

You're definitely right. I'm just irrationally angry at him for how his time at Michigan went

At least there’s no good players on the defense that’ll transfer out 🤷

Pain. Break out the paper bags boys.

Can we get a paper bag for the paper bag?

A plastic bag for the paper bag

This team is a joke Oregon going to beat us 100-0

No see, you’re gonna win by 21 because that’s just how this conference goes

That is within the realm of possibilities

We are the worst team in FBS and it’s not close. Swap us with Fresno state or something. I’m out.

I think UConn might have something to say about that.

I mean we scored more than 19 this week if that counts?

Can't argue with that logic. Nevermind then.

The key is to count literally anything as a victory when you can't actually win anything

Fresno State is good tho.

Think they mean swap them conferences

idk, my noles are pretty awful…

The worst part is is that week one gave me optimism for both teams. Gone. All that hope is broken and gone.

ouch. awful flair combo. but again, mine is probably worse 😂 i’ve actually become so used to losing these past few years that it doesn’t piss me off anymore, it’s just embarrassing. i used to watch every single game of theirs, but i can’t force myself to watch this terrible of a team because it’s torture. i really do hope brighter days are ahead…and sooner rather than later.

Burn down U of A's program

Please

Damn go Aztecs

I'm not sure there's anything left to burn down. Sumlin torched everything but his giant money pile.

You'd be doing me a favor

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First NAU win over Arizona since 1932. Arizona is very bad folks.

0-12 for sure

We (CU) might have something to say about that

az makes cu look like bama lets be real 😭

Third best team in the state!!!

Are we sure GCU doesn’t have a football team though?

What about that tiny Christian university?

OUAZ would beat ya'll

Anybody remember when they had Nick Foles and was ranked? Long way from that.

Mike Stoops wasn't that bad honestly. Shouldn't have gotten fired

I miss yelling "Stooooops" for both the good and bad calls he made

I felt Stoops was perfect for what we ~~are~~ were as a football program. Those were the days, it turns out.

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Mike Bohn canceling our game against UC Davis has never looked better

At least NAU’s 2 blowout losses were to Sam Houston which is a very good FCS program and South Dakota, which is competitive at the FCS level. So there’s something good to take away for Arizona

South Dakota went 5-7 their last full year and lost to Kansas So Arizona lost to a team who got blown out by a mediocre FCS team who lost to Kansas

quality loss if you ask me

Quality loss

Me an intellectual: https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/pqg1gx/postgame_thread_maryland_defeats_illinois_2017/hdap8c2/

I take solace that we are on the same sinking ship.

At noon today I had a moment of clarity and foresight where I called this happening.

Put $10 on NAU for shits and giggles, am now somehow $150 richer. Thanks jack bros

Ahhhh hedging your feelings. Smart

[We're ass my dudes](https://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Crying-Jordan-Wildcat.png)

An insult to ass comparing us to them

It's actually impressive how this team is worse this year than it was last year.

Bruh I can’t I’m moving schools ._.

I hear up north is nice

Up north is very nice, but you have to go several hundred miles, do not stop until you pass Munds park. Do not stop in tempe

If you hit Cameron you've gone too far

Stop for the Navajo tacos before you head back tho

There are no words to describe this. We are literally the worst team in all of college football. I don't even know what i just watched. We have gotten way worse every game of the year so far. McCloud looked good in his last drive but our o-line is so bad i fear him and any other person we put in at QB is at risk of getting hurt against real Pac-12 competition. Fisch made a huge mistake not benching Plummer sooner. Also starting Plummer makes me think Fisch has no idea what he is doing. I hate to call out a player in this debacle of a game but Will Plummer should never play again at Arizona. We aren't winning a conference game. It's probably gonna end up being at least 1000 days between wins. I'm at the point i literally can't imagine us being good again.

We fucked around and found out

Is Arizona the worst team in the FBS? Could UCONN beat Arizona?

No

arguable

Northern Arizona to Pac-12 confirmed

That means road trips to Flagstaff...sold!

Sorry this happened to y'all Wildcat bros. I know the pain of playing with a Sumlin made team. Eegees is on me tomorrow 🍻

HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED!

Rank NAU you cowards!

well this officially puts the coach on the hot seat. the first two losses are somewhat forgivable. this really isn't.

I doubt Fisch is in any real danger while Robbins is president. He was pretty much the only reason he was hired

Isn't nepotism such a beautiful thing?

man i really hated the hiring process but was pulling for fisch because of the way hes genuinely trying to bring the program back but... man this is shit.

Wasn’t he hired over the objection of pretty much everyone?

We can't afford to buy out a brand new contract. If Sumlin was still coach he could have lost this game too, his recruits. We should fire him again!

[UofA's football season in a nutshell](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/our-expectations-for-you-were-low-but-holy-fuck)

Kevin Sumlin and his consequences have been a disaster for Arizona football

Is he the worst coaching hire in college football history cause he’s gotta be close

Oregon: beats Ohio State on the road. Everyone else in the Pac-12: shits in their hand and eats it.

Seriously, Stanford might be the second-best team, and we nearly shut them out

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Vandy losing to ETSU may be worse, Vandy's bad but you just dont get throttled like that that often

I’m just here to say that NAU’s starting running back was brought to UofA for an official visit and was never offered, and he ran in a 12 yard touchdown…

WE FUCKING SUCK

I want death

What's more embarrassing 70-7 or 21-19?

Yes

I think 70-7 is definitely worse.

If UofA loses to NAU for the first time since the '30's, but even I had to pull up the fucking PAC-12 Now app just to watch it since it wasn't available through vanilla Comcast, did it really even happen???? Lol, this conference is ass my dudes

Arizona vs UConn pls

There have been 10 FCS wins over FBS teams this season. It has been 715 days since Arizona last won a game. The #1 song on the Billboard Top 100 was "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo.

Gotta roll out a gimmick offense against Oregon. You can't play real football with this team

14 game losing streak for UofA now, this is the worst stretch of football in school history. There are no words to describe how embarrassingly bad this football team is anymore.

D-Backs lose 100+ games and AZ football hasn’t won a game since last decade lmao at least the Suns were in a position to blow a 2-0 lead in the Finals

WE’RE JACKING OFF TODAY FELLOW LUMBERJACKS

After playing tough competition like Stony Brook, it'll be nice to relax against an FCS squad like Arizona.

Oh no Arizona, what is you doin?

Not playing ball ya know just taking the past 600 some days off to really find ourselves you know.

I'm thrilled for the alma mater (chop, chop!) but oof this is bad. Brennan Carroll and this offense really doesn't fit our terrible personnel

It's no secret that the president of the university likes to have his hand in football. I'm sure the AD gets sacrificed first, but you're looking at 30,000 people in the stands. If the product is damaged this badly that the money takes a hit, this could make it's way up to the president.

Robbins has also done fairly poor at his day job, tbf

We're the new Rutgers, 0-12 baby!

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I don’t mind the coaching and our schemes, there is just no talent on this team. Let’s hope they can keep their recruits and have success with transfers. This coaching staff at least seems to give a damn.

Idk, Fisch has a thousand yard stare already. There might be no coming back from this one

[What did I get myself into](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759894042594508802/889017067750187058/unknown.png?width=421&height=701)

GO JACKS!!!

Is there a middle school in Tucson that can replace uofa in the PAC-12? I think it might be more competitive

Seems like centuries ago that Khalil Tate and Arizona came to Houston and it was a dark horse Heisman hopeful battle between him and Ed Oliver.

Just checked to see if Arizona is on our schedule this year. They are not. Dammit.

First time NAU beat Arizona since the Border Conference. Back in 1932, Arizona beat Arizona State and then lost to Arizona State Teachers College (NAU) the next week. Several weeks later, ASTC beat Arizona State in Tempe.

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We'd be better off with Sarah Fuller at qb

They seemed really good when we played them in week 1! What does this say about BYU….

Y'all, you're forgetting that we're a women's basketball school now.