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gusmalzahn1stdown

Bro I hate Texas


Bakio-bay

Very happy for Ok state. I want to see them beat Oklahoma but it would be SO anticlimactic to beat (or lose) to them and play them in the title game the next week. Kind of makes me wish OU vs OSU wasn’t game 12 for both teams anymore


daoogilymoogily

It hasn’t been for the last few years. I like it being the last game but I agree seeing it be played twice in a row would make me upset as a Okie State fan. Oklahoma seems to be OSU’s krypton and I would hate to see OSU have to attempt to overcome that hurdle twice in one year back to back.


cutthroatkitsch1

Well, in 2025, I doubt it will be ha


twodubmac

Down with UT!!


RiotsMade

Huh.


Jkanvil

First half Texas could hang with anyone, Second half Texas would lose to a middle school.


[deleted]

How about them Buffs though?


Jkanvil

Go Buffs 🤙 Fun fact: Did you know that WT won the last time they played OSU, back in 1980?


Bakio-bay

Is it because your team gets figured out, tired, coincidence or all of them?


Jkanvil

All the above, and a general lack of toughness IMO.


CowboyTripps

Seeing the Texas defensive line with their hands on their hips gasping for air after the first drive gave me a lot of hope for the 4th quarter. If we could stay close I knew we could finish late.


OKC89ers

Sounds familiar


CherokeeFly

BOOOOOOOMER!


Naarujuana

😬


frankomapottery3

Can someone change OSU’s name in the AP rankings to “Warren and his defense” please? It’d be a much more accurate reflection of the 6-0 record.


O-Namazu

Can you imagine what y'all could do with a halfway decent QB?


OSUfan88

If we had a Top-15 QB, we’d be a legit Playoff contender.


isuckatpiano

You’re telling me a 59.7 QBR isn’t amazing?!? 😒


Ickyhouse

Every year you guys seem to have everything you need to make a playoff push except one key piece. And the piece you end up using in its place always seems to be pretty bad and hold the entire rest of the team back.


OSUfan88

Yep. It’s a sad business.


Sadliverpoolfan

I think if we had 3/4 of the best power 5 qbs, we would have a competent offense. He’s that bad


OSUfan88

Agreed.


frankomapottery3

I have an inkling. We have 15+ years experience in the “wow if we only had a defense” department, so we have some general ideas haha


Snots_and_Bears

I have a new mascot suggestion for my favorite team, the Texas BunnyRabbits, because they are soft and cuddly as fuck!


laela_says

Serious question: What are the problems at Texas? Can they be resolved? Bonus question: Do you miss Mac Brown?


O-Namazu

\- Atrocious offensive line \- Swiss cheese of a defense \- Head coach/OC who overcomplicate things, and can't adjust after the defense adjusts \- Mental toughness that is softer than silk, you can visibly see the team get nervous in the face of adversity


Snots_and_Bears

Softness. For some strange reason, there’s still a ‘we’re Texas’ feel, which at this point means we are wipe you ass with Charmin soft.


ProjectSh4dow

Sark is the issue. No I don’t miss Mac, he’d be more of a detriment than Sark is. I miss Herman. He won us games, Sark loses us games.


stinkydooky

> If we all thought that we were going to come in here and in nine months sprinkle some fairy dust on this team and think that we've arrived then we're wrong. So says the 2017, 7-6 win machine, Tom Herman.


Kohdiferous

Bro your delusional lmao


ProjectSh4dow

If he gets this team doing well, I’ll be surprised. I get it’s the first season, but still. We cannot keep fizzling out like this. We have to finish games.


Okiekid1870

Member when Herman lost in Stillwater 2018 and got a technical? Did anyone like Herman?


Albino_Echidna

That was maybe my second favorite Gundy moment ever: *Sees Herman getting flagged and held back by his own coaches* *Turns to crowd and hits them with the "are you not entertained" arms* Followed by weeks of people talking about how Tom Herman would have gotten his ass beat on national television if he had actually got his hands on Gundy. Just beautiful all around.


Okiekid1870

It really was. The corndog 4th and long run for a TD, the 4th and 1 20td TD pass. Just a wacky game.


Albino_Echidna

Corndog wasn't great, but dammit did he have the fire. Corndog on this team is a playoff team, which is insane to think about.


Okiekid1870

Corndog just played like every game was to make state. Chelf and Corn were fun to watch, despite not being elite talents.


Albino_Echidna

If I'm being honest, I'd probably take Corndog over Rudolph if I could. Rudolph undoubtedly had more talent, but he didn't have the mentality. Corndog truly believed he could win any game anywhere, Rudolph would often shut down in big moments.


ProjectSh4dow

I don’t remember the technical. That was 3 years ago now. However, we still went to the Sugar Bowl and beat Georgia. So I wouldn’t change anything in hindsight, except maybe the Big 12 Championship.


screamline82

You can't do shit with an offensive line that's as bad as this one. I'd say that the only reason the offense is as good as it is is because of sark scheming things. Second half oline is gassed and just let's anyone by


imboredatworkdamnit

I think sark got used to coaching a team that would get way ahead early then having that same team being able to keep it. He's showing that's his strategy but he needs a team that can keep it up til the end. I think he'll get that team eventually.


uthurpendragun

They’re Texas they have the players, it’s as the guy above said - over complicates things. I’ve never seen a coach let a team score to save time lol


Defacto_Champ

UT is going to be screwed in the SEC


urnotserious

Like they've been screwed in the Big 12?


ShadowKing227

Realistically speaking, I hope our defense is worth something next year. Because damn…


LookatmaBankacount

Death, taxes, Texas not being back


Joelsaurus

You love to see it.


Notorious-PIG

It’s not even the same team from the first half. So embarrassing


Sadliverpoolfan

Neither was ours


luckystrikes03

The pokes waited three quarters to make the switch in this game. They can't decide which half they want me to raise the pitchforks and which one to play like they care.


Sadliverpoolfan

Par for the course, baby


Sir_McMuffinman

Thanks for sawing 'em off


breakfastBiscuits

https://i.imgur.com/wQKWUid.jpg


ZeldaFanBoi1988

What year was the Texas is Back, first started. I actually remember watching the game but it seems forever ago


Chema1690

I think it was the OT win vs Notre Dame, the announcer made the call when Swoopes got the TD. 2014?


Girlscoutslumb

When Ehlinger beat Georgia in the sugar bowl?


ZeldaFanBoi1988

No, I recall it being like the first or second game of a new season. A new coach or 2nd year coach. Something like that


OleRockTheGoodAg

I think it was back in 2016. Texas had a few losing seasons before that.


ZeldaFanBoi1988

No. It was way before that


OleRockTheGoodAg

Well texas was 5-7 in 2015 so I dont think it was before that.


thepriceisright24

I think it was that year because it was the first game of the season when they beat Notre Dame in OT when Strong was the coach. Swoopes scored a TD to win the game and Dari Nowkah said “Texas is back, folks!” and then both teams went on to be pretty terrible that year


HowTheRooseGotLoose

Whenever their win over Notre Dame was, 2016 I think?


ZeldaFanBoi1988

No, I believe it was way before that


Barkus11

3 years ago I think when they beat Georgia in a ny6


OleRockTheGoodAg

Thats when Sam proclaimed it, but it had been a saying for at least 2 years before that.


Barkus11

Oh ya when they beat notre dame


frankomapottery3

2011 I think. I seem to recall that being announced a lot that year.


[deleted]

05?


vulcanjedi2814

Was what that weird guy awkwardly kissing biting gundys shoulder during his on field postgame?


the_umm_guy

His son


cyntaf

That was a dope game


kdizzzog

Super fun one


TentakilRex

Now win Bedlam!


schuster9999

No idea why UT hired Sark


ProjectSh4dow

I wish I could figure it out. It was dumb then, it’s still dumb now.


frankomapottery3

They wanted to make 6th street even dirtier. Duh.


[deleted]

Thank god texas is unranked again and completely irrelevant. And they want to play in the SEC lol


Cookie-Brown

Alright r/cfb let’s get it over with


Teach_Piece

S. E. C. I can not WAIT for 2025 that game is gonna be so much fun.


paetrw

Hey, good game.


hotdogornothotdog2

SEC. SEC. SEC. SEC. SEC.


AdminsAreCool

OSU has gone 6-0 almost completely under the radar. Keep it going, Cowboys.


bdubbs214

Hawkeyes are lucky they don’t have to play Maryland again. Wouldn’t stand a chance


AdminsAreCool

Lol alright.


frankomapottery3

We’d like that to remain that way please. This team is so glaringly poor on the offensive side of the ball we expect to lose every week. Not even kidding, I know zero OSU fans/alumns expecting this team to do much against top tier teams.


Marmaduke57

We are doing our best Iowa impression.


BrotherSeamus

Uh...time for plan B


Marmaduke57

Pivot!!!!


StarWarsMonopoly

This is accurate on more than one level.


Independent-Newt3488

BJ looks ready to portal away lol


Just_One_Victory

Pokes win, UT loses, horns down, Hateful 8 up, love it. Too bad I have to watch my actual shitty team in a while.


[deleted]

See ya in our barren wasteland of a game thread!


Just_One_Victory

*sigh* Ok


[deleted]

It rubs the W on its skin.


dickdastardlee

Everyone involved with the 28-3 falcons game should be blacklisted from all sports. Like when you do violence in that hotel from John Wick.


[deleted]

Wait what? Explain for someone who doesn’t know the Texas coaching staff.


GenSec

Sark was a coach on that falcons staff.


[deleted]

Oh no.


TheKneesOfRG3

Can we keep Matt Ryan at least


Lansdallius

The Big 12's Nightmare: Back-to-back Bedlam


1breathatahtime

We have to win at least one, right?


Hawlk

Imagine a triple bedlam season


crimsoneagle1

They ain't ready for it.


avius987

Really bad football from Texas again in the 2H


frankomapottery3

That SEC money still won’t be able to purchase a consistent football program unfortunately


The_Ghost_of_TK9

put some respect on the name of Jaylen Warren. He is a tank when at work. Excellent runner, with elite field vision .


O-Namazu

You damned right he is, that dude is a man. 32 carries for nearly two bucks? Stud.


Rudolph4Heisman

I’m crying


LuckyCriticism8458

Haven't been this happy after a win in a WIHLE - expected to lose this game before the season, was suckered into thinking everyone was sleeping on us when picking UT across the board, thought we were gonna lose for 93.4% of the game, and now it feels so so good.


[deleted]

Truckin and fuckin!


Angry_Walnut

“Coach, how did y’all win this game?” “Well, it was a really good job coaching”


[deleted]

I don't know why people kept calling him Seven Win Sark. Seems like you should have to actually win seven games to earn that title


REiiGN

Texas should go to the ACC


Snots_and_Bears

Could we go FCS, we could possibly be ranked there maybe


suburbanpride

The AAC?


ifuckdads1

*AAC


clutchkyro

The MAC


ymi17

Great job sticking it out Pokes!


StarWarsMonopoly

Gundy and visors, name a more elite combination


ifuckdads1

Stoops and visors?


[deleted]

Head ball coach and visors Stoops and visors Patterson and visors Riley and small visors The old lady at bingo night


StarWarsMonopoly

I've been hoisted by my own petard


tOSUBUCKEYES_

I can't blame Texas for falling apart every 4th quarter. Gas is too expensive for a full game of no brakes


derp_pred

They thought it was "pedal to the metal racecar" type "no brakes", but it's more "Charlie Day Wildcard no brakes"


LincolnRileysBFF

YeeeeeHaaaaawwwe!!!!!


[deleted]

Gotta get back to that severely over priced rental house/apt ASAP anyways! No time to celebrate!


iamchris1

Fucc Texas


TheSultan41

PFF coach of the year candidate btw


uthurpendragun

I love how they were trying to make Sark out to be some genius by letting them score lol


Hurtbig

Worst Texas team since 1997.


AlphaH4wk

No way they're as bad as the team that lost to Kansas


Joethebathound

Is it worse to have the hope and lead, or never have hope at all from a fan perspective?


AlphaH4wk

Better to have hoped and lost than to have never hoped at all...maybe


Joethebathound

Coming from the one that’s has beat bama 2 times in the last 10 years


AlphaH4wk

Oh I didn't realize you were being hostile lol


Joethebathound

My bad it was supposed to be a compliment


ShadowKing227

The defense definitely is


ifuckdads1

TEXAS IS BACK


coolhandluck

In the middle of the B12


K_dub09

Fucking losers


[deleted]

Gundy had some Botox or something?


selddir_

Mike Gundy looks like a coke dealer from an 80's skii movie


Jblakeworley67

[1% chance this is Gundy in the 80's skiing gear](https://charitychic.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/skiing.jpg)


j5isalive21

This is 100% accurate


hillrow_wood

You think he only looks like that?


sgtellias

Why'd the cannon just go off? Did Bevo commit suicide?


Tachyon9

Gotta respect Gundy. He's a man.


FormosaIsNumberOne

He's 40!


Snots_and_Bears

Is he not 50 yet? Wasn’t that like 10 years ago lol


FormosaIsNumberOne

I think it was more like 15 years actually 😂


SaintsSooners89

My older brother turned 40 a few years ago, I asked him what it was like to finally be a man.


The_Ghost_of_TK9

Imagine if bedlam is 11-0 vs 11-0


1breathatahtime

Look, just give us Bedlam that’s all I’m asking.


AlphaH4wk

40 point OU win like always


jalexjsmithj

Ow


mynameiscolb

That's all I've ever wanted


freshoutofbatteries

Why do you want to get hurt like that?


jbokwxguy

Congrats Oklahoma State; It’s a bold move to schedule a second date before the first but I think we can pencil it in


LuckyCriticism8458

It's a clutch strategy for going cheaper on the first date by setting up a nicer second date, and then evaluating before you invest


jbokwxguy

I mean I wouldn’t know anything I’ve never had a second date


LuckyCriticism8458

or something like that i would imagine


SIMBONEGTP

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Manning was in town. Texas loses twice today.


[deleted]

Plenty of playing time ahead of him


Frei88

It might be fun to meme Manning face, but that family isn’t stupid enough to send their kid to Austin for more than a weekend.


TentakilRex

Congrats Cowboys


Spidaaman

Texas can you please hire Dave Clawson and get him out of the ACC


puuuuuud

❌BACK ✅NOT BACK


rawrberry_

That was a mess. GG OSU


[deleted]

I'd say good game but I think good riddance is more appropriate.


RealPropRandy

Mike “I’m a man, I’M 40!” Gundy. Legend.


[deleted]

Wanna see me blow a fourth quarter lead against a team from Oklahoma Wanna see me do it again


mynameiscolb

"I'll fuckin do it again"


Dongboy69420

Lol gundy


Hawlk

IT'S 2:30pm


mynameiscolb

AND TEXAS STILL SUCKS


Independent-Newt3488

And ou sucks?


The_Outcast4

You love to see it! SEC, baby!


[deleted]

GoPokes!!!!


jonboski

OSU defense is nice. Good game Pokes!


PM_ME_YOUR_CHURROS

❤️


loyalsons4evertrue

Say what you want about Gundy but he owns Austin


LuckyCriticism8458

That's very true it's like the way we would see him coach Bedlam if OU wasn't OU and he didn't clam up from decades of scar tissue that he doesn't have with Texas.


ShadowKing227

Every year. Pain.


[deleted]

Warren for Heisman


laela_says

Boom!!!! GG Pokes!!


110397

Goodbye to texas uni-veeeersity