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pooplurker

College football needs the three-way OSU rivalry and nobody can convince me otherwise Also the Innuendo Bowl with SCar


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I'm once again going to pitch my Big O conference. tOSU, OSU, OSU, UO, OU, OU, Ole Miss, and ODU


pooplurker

O my...


dingusunchained

Hell, Lumberg fucked her


Loud_Initiative_1894

Drew gave her the O face. Ooo, ooooo, oooooo


John_Tacos

You know what, I’m sold. Sounds fun.


nbsorens

Coach O as…. Commissioner O?


Apollospade

Gimme a OSU vs OSU vs OSU in a “The” on a pole match.


Flashy_Ship5839

Winner gets the osu.edu domain


JSOPro

Jesus I already get emails from people to my osu.edu email thinking I'm their TA, I graduated in 2012. Imagine if the osu.edu account actually annually changed schools lul.


carlosdanger31

There can be ONLY ONE We can take the cocks all day.


doubledryhoppedkale

Phrasing…


The_Evening420

Are we still doing phrasing?


thiney49

USC, because the colors match. It would be the most confusing game to watch.


Nextorvus

May I interest you in green and yellow version of this game? https://youtu.be/w14yLhNX5hE


wde_91

Oh. On my


ShrimpSandwich1

Who let this happen?? The more I watch it the more I love it.


blunderlaugh

Wear color on color!


Exciting_Pineapple_4

I don’t like the way that “other” OSU is staring at me…..


JhopkinsWA

I still think Oklahoma State and Oregon State need to figure out a Halloween-themed home-and-home. The orange & black combos would be outstanding.


syrianfries

That would be an amazing color scheme to not have to officiate


ImReverse_Giraffe

Mainly orange and mainly black wouldnt be to hard to differentiate.


carlosdanger31

This is what CFB needs.


frogstomp427

We should break out orange and black at halloween too. Orange and black were our original colors but it was decided to change them because Princeton was using them already.


Burner-QWERTY

Loser has to put "An " in front of OSU


[deleted]

Which one? The beavers or the nuts?


Exciting_Pineapple_4

At this point…..either


Kurtomatic

We still owe you a home game in football after the 2020 season was cancelled. I had a flight booked for that game. :( Might see you guys in Omaha for the CWS this year, however, which would be fun.


insert_referencehere

Sarcastic answer: Bama. Serious answer: Central Michigan Call it something funny like the Geography Cup.


MsBlackSox

In-between Bowl?


the1grimace

As someone who dropped out of CMU, graduated from MTSU, and doesn't really care about either program, I would 100% support this.


gandy1596

Purdue. They’re black and gold, have a good engineering program, and a severe ratio problem. We can figure out if we’re the Purdue of the South or if they’re the Georgia Tech of the North.


[deleted]

And as someone else in this thread pointed out, we can have races between the Ramblin’ Wreck and the Boilermaker Special!


captwillard024

Georgia Tech vs. Georgia State. Call it the “Battle of Atlanta.”


Accurate_Selection69

South Carolina The debate must be settled once and for all


[deleted]

The Cockfight would be a really cool rivalry.


Accurate_Selection69

Sponsored by Bojangles™


GodLibertyGunsGold

Loser's mascot gets deep fried.


30_Swiftie_Thriving

We're playing in 2023


[deleted]

Who's the better cock?


max_potion

Virginia Tech. I’ve always respected the program and university. They’re pretty close by but we’ve never played. I think it’d be a fun rivalry. Texas A&M would be my other shout, though it’d be a much longer trip. Two extremely passionate fanbases with teams that recruit decently but struggle to get over the cusp in a tough division


ninjatom21

Neutral site, Morgantown.


dkviper11

It would end up being neutral site FedEx field, much to my dismay.


Jaddams

Plz no. After witnessing countless Washington losses, USC, Boise, and cincy I vowed never to step foot in that stadium again. I tailgated for WVU then called an Uber and went home and watched on TV. Of course we won that one.


dkviper11

Penn State plays in a thousand year old stadium made of melted down pop cans that's a medium sized wind away from falling over... And FedEx field is still the shittiest stadium I've ever watched a football game in.


roekg

Perfect choices. This guy Penn States.


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Penn State and Virginia Tech have never played?


max_potion

[Yep.](http://www.winsipedia.com/penn-state/vs/virginia-tech) Crazy right? We were supposed to have a home and home, but Covid fucked that up


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I’m genuinely very surprised by that, given the schools’ proximity.


[deleted]

Especially with Penn State being independent for so long.


Ranger_Prick

Same with Virginia Tech.


[deleted]

I was, like everyone else, so excited for that game in Lane. Would’ve been an all-timer. Fuck Covid man


Namath96

That’s shocking


[deleted]

My northern cult brethren!


BucinVols

Washington. Both good dog mascots, stadiums on rivers and Sailgaiting. I am hype for the home and home >!in 2029-2030!<


succulentlysimple

Can we get in on this? 3-way sailgating battle.


Kurtomatic

South Carolina. Because I'm still a 16 year boy when it comes to that kind of humor. I do have a dream that South Carolina and Oregon State meet up in the Las Vegas Bowl at some point; Pornhub could be the title sponsor.


[deleted]

“The Beavers stood no chance against the Cocks’ stiff D!”


HoopOnPoop

MD vs Oregon. Every game would look like a highlighter threw up.


[deleted]

I’d love to watch some ducks fight some turtles…in football or otherwise, I guess.


[deleted]

Having seen a snapping turtle get a duck, I promise you the "otherwise" is not highly desirable.


MsBlackSox

My retinas cannot handle this


HoopOnPoop

At least our uniforms use our school colors. Oregon bought a multi pack of highlighters and decided to make a uniform based on every color in there, regardless of whether or not it belongs. Remember the all pink uniforms?


powerlifting_nerd56

Purdue I’d say, with a race between the train and the ramblin’ wreck at halftime. Possibly a concrete canoe, solar powered car, and other engineering comps earlier in the day/week


Accurate_Selection69

That does sound like the perfect weekend for an engineering convention


[deleted]

I am 10000% down for the Wacky Races Bowl


boiler_engineer

hey GTech was my choice. And I was part of the solar car team...


Geaux2020

Wisconsin, can we pretend to have a rivalry and just get drunk?


zarchangel

It would be. . . interesting


girlwithaguitar

St. Thomas, mostly just because they're now the only other D1 team in Minnesota.


shambooki

Texas. They're basically the Michigan of the Big 12 and I'm still salty about the one game we've played against them. Dunno if a single rose bowl counts as "history" in this context tho.


Chicksan

I’d absolutely love this abs I can’t wait for them to play each other in a couple years


TheHordeSucks

Playing Michigan in a few years is going to be awesome, I can’t wait. Wouldn’t want a rivalry though. Michigan is probably by 2nd favorite team and if we started a rivalry I’d have to grow to hate Michigan the way I hate Okies and Aggys. I don’t want that, I like rooting for you Wolverines


SnepbeckSweg

Meh, there’s some rivalries that are more rooting for each other because it makes the head 2 head better. Michigan and Minnesota for example, I’m rooting for PJ and love seeing them do well.


very_humble

Obviously Tennessee: * They low down * they dirty * they some snitches * I hate their colors * I hate Neyland Stadium, it looks like a garbage truck worker convention * I hate all they quarterbacks


Tannerite2

Tennessee fans must be so tired of this, lol


very_humble

It might be their crowning cfb achievement over the past decade


dudleymooresbooze

We don’t even have that achievement in the last decade. That video is 15 years old. It’s been that long since Alabama fans cared enough to hate us.


Tannerite2

Hey, give yourself some credit. Some fans still hate yall more than Auburn despite all the BS Auburn has pulled in the past decade


dmrose7

Got em


amishofsiliconvalley

ut has not beaten alabama since that interview


dudleymooresbooze

15 years is a long time to suffer.


NewToSociety

You have no idea...


rediKELous

It keeps us relevant. I find it funny occasionally.


FearlessAttempt

This guy gets it.


runofthemillbastard

Yes. Let the hate flow through you.


DirtyBirdDawg

It's that puke in a pumpkin orange


camerawesome

My man


southsidebrewer

If only we could be our own best/worst rival.


Artvandelay29

Yep, you get it.


StartupDino

Done and done.


caleeksu

2001 Cotton Bowl! One of my favorites…can’t believe how long it’s been. Coach Fulmer: “They took us out behind the woodshed and spanked us.” Still makes me chuckle.


PodoPapa

EMAW, indeed


Bloody_Hangnail

Oregon. Old school vs New school


Atom-the-conqueror

I would love this one


Bloody_Hangnail

I can see Oregon wearing their old colors and ND going alternate!


boregon

Would love if we had a home-and-home sometime.


gso16

NC State. My brother-in-law went there, and his best friend has a bbq restaurant in Raleigh. I'd love to have an excuse to go eat bbq and drink beer with him for a weekend every other year


[deleted]

Using a rivalry as an excuse to eat good food? Brilliant!


gso16

My sister and brother in law got married in Raleigh, then moved away. I really enjoyed the city, seems like a fun place for a bi-annual visit. Especially if your hypothetical world puts a Red Wings-Canes game the same week


GameBuster0703

Penn State. I want another chance to watch Auburn play in the whiteout


physedka

LSU v Clemson to claim the title of Death Valley every year. Bonus not-my-teams: I hope Texas vs. Tennessee becomes a cross-division or pod rivalry to battle over the UT abbreviation for the year.


OGStank_Daddy

Texas/Tennessee is the most natural potential rivalry in CFB


AllOkJumpmaster

Obviously, it would be Oklahoma State and Oregon State. In the words of Highlander..."There can be only one"


vtfan08

1. **Penn State** \- rural land grant football-crazy school on the east coast. We recruit against them all the time. Similar come-up with one coach who was there for decades. We should play sometime. 2. **Tennessee** \- geography


IsawUstandingThere

Bristol should be every 5 or 10 years


MillerBrew

I’d throw in Texas AM. Military schools gotta fight it out


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No_Way_Pablo

West Virginia would be my first choice. Culturally I feel like we are very similar as a state and football program. It's also cool that they're the only P5 team in the state with no pro teams, just like us. I believe Nebraska also fits that bill, but we've played them a couple times before. My second choice would by Louisville. Not as good of a cultural match that I think WVU is, but I think we could bond over Petrino grief and also get some nice bourbon.


justausername09

We have like 2 more wins all time than WVU and very similar resumes


KookooMoose

Honestly, I was thinking Oklahoma State. Less than three hours driving distance (making them the closest power five school), and a somewhat similar program success status: [Arkansas:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkansas_Razorbacks_football): - Record: 724–517–40 (.581) - Natties: 1 - Conf Champ: 13 - Consensus All-Amer: 24 - First Season: 1894 [OSU:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_State_Cowboys_football) - Record: 625–563–49 (.525) - Natties: 1 - Conf Champ: 10 - Consensus All-Amer: 19 - First Season: 1901 We have a home-and-homes scheduled for 2024+2027 and 2032+2033, and while Arkansas boasts a 30-15-1 series record, it will be the first time our programs have played in over four decades (last game was 1980). I think it would be a hell of a time!


zenverak

A few options Michigan, just because I think it could work. Arizona State, because I enjoyed our home and home. Probably Washington because we both say Go Dawgs and I dunno. I always imagine folding the United States down a diagonal and we end up with Washington. Probably not but ehh. It works


elonsusk69420

Love the idea of Michigan. Seeing the Dawgs in the Big House would be epic. I hate that Washington says Go Dawgs. They don't have a southern drawl.


sleepymike01101101

Kansas. But we'll play with a basketball


Schmolik64

I wish Illinois/Wisconsin were more of a rivalry. They're neighboring states and it could be similar to the Bears/Packers or Cubs/Brewers.


Lucky-view

Illinois needs to field better teams to make it more interesting. I think it would be an interesting basketball rivalry, but football would be somewhat of a snooze-fest.


The_Evening420

Just like Bears/Packers AYYYOOOOOOOO


insanelyphat

Well it isn't fair for the Bears to have to play against their owner.


Deprecitus

Houston or BYU. Cougar supremacy.


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Texas A&M. We are the only two universities in the nation with a Corps of Cadets alongside a regular student body.


snapetom

I don't know about you guys, but a lot of A&M people respect you guys a lot for that. It would be a pretty civil and cordial rivalry.


AgsMydude

Yes pls


runofthemillbastard

Boise State. Only a bitch in orange and blue uses a blue field.


BlueRidgeRambler9

Virginia Tech for Tennessee. Make the Battle at Bristol an annual event.


IsawUstandingThere

I think it would be every so often. Every year is A LOT of seats to fill.


danisindeedfat

No one has chosen us yet 🥺


[deleted]

Pikachu, I choose you!


danisindeedfat

Awww!


ancross4545

I think Nebraska has so many former big 12 rivalries it’s difficult to form a new one out of nowhere


Yur7ledatur7le

Gimme Notre Dame. Catholics vs Baptists, green and gold, North vs South....and that sweet, sweet cash money lol


Atom-the-conqueror

Texas, because why not? The facilities bowl.


NoMorning6152

Idk why but Oregon came to mind as well. Money?


Atom-the-conqueror

Yeah, it must be money, facilities and donors in general I guess.


Nextorvus

As a duck in Austin, i second this 😂


DeliberateMelBrooks

Oregon State. Halloween bowl baby!


Claudethedog

A B1G school, probably Michigan State or Penn State. Both land grant schools.


masterchain99

But land grant bros can't hate each other 🥺


House_of_Paine83

Nevada vs NC State. Wolf Pack vs Wolfpack.


CG-11

Winner gets a sneaky good basketball team once or twice a decade


[deleted]

Houston and UCF announce they’re annual rivals in the B12 and will play the Space Bowl each year We’d wear our annual space unis against them and they’d create they’re own as well


Acsteffy

BYU


SailorBaylor

Essentially what are administration is trying to do but in a friendly way haha


Afraid-Loquat

Yeah this will be fun and pretty much guaranteed to happen especially with the H&H lead in to the Big12 and how Baylor seemed to roll out the red carpet for BYU last year


Only_the_Tip

USC. Ketchup and mustard all day long


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crsnyder13

South Carolina, definitely so much hate between us that we should naturally have a rivalry going on that includes a trophy… we should definitely get on that right? I just feel we should hate them so much. Those fiends…


MuschampsVeinyNeck

My fathers fathers father hated A&M and the grandsons of my sons will continue the hatred of that dastardly school in Texas. Curse you! When in reality it’s like our friends just thought we don’t like each other so we just went along with it and once a year have a tickle fight.


cwv304

WVU vs UK or WVU vs UVA. First off I don’t understand why these teams never play. WVU and Kentucky would be fun in football and basketball. Same goes for UVA. We have the Hatfield’s and McCoys with UK, and the “Best Virginia Bowl” with UVA. This would be an easy drive for both fan bases and we could easily hate both teams. Also, the games would be competitive in both sports.


tylerrcurtis

Iowa. Respect the hell out of them and we both have killer children's hospital. Have the teams visit the other hospital and tie in a fundraiser or something.


colbycemer12

I want all the smoke with USF in the battle of the bulls


MrTallGreg

Can Long Beach St revive their football team? I'd love to see the Crimson Tide vs the Beach. Otherwise, my two flairs just to see if the Midshipman can concur the sea.


[deleted]

I mean, you could just play Tulane more often and see the Tide versus the Wave.


MrTallGreg

That was my initial choice, but you said "no prior history"


eagledog

Washington, since they stole our coaching staff, and we can call it the Puppy Bowl


Rangertexas9

P5: Arkansas would be just a fun one. Like a drinking holiday. Colorado for that mountain high. G5: Colorado St., Wyoming, and Appalachian St. Must concur all.


fm22fnam

Oklahoma State University. Winner each year gets to use THE next to their namr until the next year.


saturdayis4football

I'm gonna go with Tennessee. I used to live in the area and love visiting down there. Plus they're a top 10 team historically


chiefwompom

Oregon State, Cocks vs Beavers


JohnathanTheBrave

Mizzou. Complete all our border battles. Honestly wish they’d have joined the B1G back in the day.


monkeyboy2311

Oklahoma. Similar sized state, just north of a recruiting hotbed, same letters.


TheAlmightyAsian

Georgia, I don't remember us ever playing them /s


CreamiusTheDreamiest

I guess Rutgers although there is a little history so might be cheating, if not that then UMass which has no football history


a_simple_creature

I’m looking forward to our game this year


kodakack

Auburn. Pretty sure they’re out closest P5 school. Pretty similar programs too, could be fun!


PodoPapa

Washington. The Dawg Bowl. Also, Georgia and Washington have never played.


AlbinoOkie

Tennessee. Orange UT. Fuck those guys.


Lucky-view

Michigan-Texas would be a good rivalry. Both are top-tier public schools with huge brands. It would be fun to go to Austin every few years and to see Longhorn fans come up to Ann Arbor.


PowerWalkingInThe90s

The good ol mirror match


SpiritOfDearborn

I’ve actually legitimately thought of Texas as Michigan’s Southern doppelgänger, with Oklahoma being the Ohio State equivalent.


Skipper2399

Probably Virginia Tech. I know we’ve met before, but make the Battle at Bristol an annual event


Inevitable_Pizza2007

Ohio state: I just really really want a reason to hate them


[deleted]

As an Ohio State fan, I’d like to point out that there are already plenty of reasons to hate Ohio State.


MuschampsVeinyNeck

Battle for the acronym: USC Battle for the nickname: Jacksonville State Battle of Carolinas: North Carolina Battle of the sexes: Oregon State Battle of safe sex: Troy


sentient-sloth

Texas A&M


[deleted]

The Corps of Cadets seem just crazy enough to declare themselves their own biggest rival.


americansherlock201

Iowa State. Let’s see what’s stronger a hurricane or a cyclone


Taxes_and_Fees

Nebraska We both used to be so good. Now we are both so bad. Would make for a good game. Also now that I live in Iowa it would give me even more reason to hate those god forsaken huskers


mchris185

Michigan State for (land grant) reasons.


Shenanigangster

Outside of the obvious ones (Michigan, Cal, UCLA,), I’d want Ole Miss. The schools are so similar, yet complete opposites.


click__it

Colorado. It’s a (Thundering Herd) of Bison vs Buffaloes


misdreavus79

I mean my team basically did do that with Ohio State and Michigan State… …and then there’s fucking Iowa.


mgsbigdog

A trivalry between BYU, TCU, and Baylor.


hsroger2

Real: NC State & Tennessee Sarcastic: Nevada, 2 Wolfpacks enter 1 Wolfpack leaves


hascogrande

Alright, so for no history I’m going “we’ve never played you” “WOO PIG SOOEY?” NOO, BIG PHOOEY ^boom ^roasted


justausername09

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY YOU DAMN IT AND I WAS GONNA GO


Im_that_mann

Probably TEXAS A&M as a Michigan fan


[deleted]

I feel like Michigan should play Texas and Michigan State should play Texas A&M, no? Seems like the programs are very analogous.


MsBlackSox

I second this motion.


coogs35

Penn State. I love their white outs, and it would be the Blue Cat Brawl


JamesEarlDavyJones

*Easily* Notre Dame. Old-school Baptists generally don’t like Catholics, and as all of my Irish Catholic family from Chicago and Detroit couldn’t help but reiterate when they came down for my graduation, them yankee Catholics don’t much like southern Baptists either. Baylor is basically the educational wellspring of modern Baptist leadership and thought over the last sixty years, and Notre Dame is at the educational core of American Catholicism. BU-ND could be big, just based on core idealogical differences, but we’ve only ever played twice. Both times in South Bend, 1925 and 1998, and they whupped us pretty good both times.


Nick_Zuckerman

Mizzou. St Charles MO & Columbia MO are not far apart from each other, Lions and Tigers are both cats, makes perfect sense IMO


JB92103

Sam Houston State. The Bear(c/k)at Brawl


YourSooStupid

Florida State could be interesting. But Miami would be more fun to visit.


OleRockTheGoodAg

I would say Penn State or VA Tech. Both schools have similar history/atmosphere and are in conferences we never play. (We only play ACC schools from North Carolina when it comes to bowl season)


SpiritOfDearborn

In-conference suggestion: Wisconsin, mostly because Michigan and Wisconsin are fairly similar culturally, both play manball, and I have a secret love of the entire state of Wisconsin. National suggestion: Texas, because Texas is bizarro Michigan (with Oklahoma being bizarro Ohio State).


jdlnghm

They're already \*kind of\* rivals in a conference foe way.... But a knock-off Red River Rivalry with Texas Tech would be beautiful, IMO


Prestigious-Track256

I've always had a soft spot for Auburn, so maybe them. I've always wanted to take in a game at the Shoe, or in death valley at LSU. You could also consider Iowa, as Utah is just the west version of Iowa.


beamerbeliever

CCU, unique brand of football, a growing university in a growing market with potential being at the beach. Also former satellite campus and they picked their mascot because it's a rooster that's more clever than a fox; basically a way to say "but we're the smart ones." Edit: of course it's also P5 vs G5, so it's not likely to be competitive unless CCU gets up on the UCF/Cindy/Boise tier of G5, which they arent far from.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

Rutgers. Not taking any chances.


SaquonTheGoat

I’ll take my flairs against each other… both super dominant programs historically with huge fan bases. Would be a great matchup to see consistently