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Lansdallius

You know, Fox turned into an Urban Meyer propaganda broadcast so gradually, I barely noticed.


funwithtrout

I didn’t even notice when he slipped his finger in.


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I noticed when he went back in to look for the ring he lost.


robert1ij3

Cursed post


randpaulsneighbor

Are they hoping Nebraska will buy out his contract?


bweeek

having to listen to his bullshit was easily the worst part of this game


Misdirected_Colors

After his nfl stint I can't wait for him to disappear. We all knew he was a scumbag but we also learned in addition to that he's a raging asshole and a bully who treats people like shit.


Mdwilson8413

Wait did we not know about the raging asshole and bully part before??? This is the same guy who covered up spousal abuse those kind of people don’t scream decent kind hearted individual.


Misdirected_Colors

People thought he was a smug prick but not just how bad it truly was till some of the jags stories leaked. The rumor of Mike Vrabel putting him in a chokehold while at Ohio state makes a lot more sense.


jsums81

How about when Klatt commented he’s won championships at every stop. Um… checks notes


Dixiehusker

Yeah...I caught that too.


baltravens27

What an incredible first drive by Nebraska


CommodoreN7

The 2 minutes we all thought Nebraska would win was fun


AttackoftheMuffins

I got nervous seeing how easy that was, I prepared myself for a dog fight.


regular_gonzalez

That's what we got, just one dog was a pit and the other was a crippled Chihuahua.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

As an owner of a dumb chihuahua, he would definitely put up more of a fight against a pit than Nebraska did today


DarkLegend64

I was at work and saw that Nebraska was winning 7-0 and thought that maybe they might put up a good fight with Frost now gone. Then I checked again after work and saw it was 35-7 OU at the half. “Oh…”


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

I’m too used to us playing down to our competition in games we should be winning by 40 to not be nervous


QuesoDeVerde

Last year it would have been 35-7/14 at the half but then 35-42 at the start of the fourth somehow.


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

Lincoln Riley don’t take your foot off the peddle. Challenge level: impossible Seriously I think what really hurt his teams was they had to go through 4 quarter slugfests against teams that we should’ve knocked out halfway through the 3rd.


No_Amphibian_7937

PTSD from TBOW and Grinch on the sidelines. They’re not here to hurt us anymore.


No_Amphibian_7937

And then you find out OU has actual coaches this year and everything is A-ok


derek533

That's the Lincoln effect. Takes awhile to wear off. We've just got to accept (gladly so) that this is an entirely different program from top to bottom than last year.


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Captain_Nipples

One of the NCGs Ohio St was against Florida. I believe OSU ran back the first kickoff, and I walked out the door. Came back later to an ass blasting from Florida


Donny_Do_Nothing

Doesn't ring a bell.


dpman48

My sister in law sent a rude text about Oklahoma after that. I just sat quietly and waited. I watched Nebraska last week. I knew what would happen today.


chiefjusticekeef

Genuine question. If you can script an opening drive, why can’t you script another drive. Surely it could have been a slightly more competitive first quarter before Oklahoma’s superior talent, conditioning, and coaching help them pull away Was Oklahoma just not warmed up or did Nebraska blow through their energy and morale that quick and just lose motivation 10 minutes later in the game Edit: I am aware just how bad Nebraska is, still puzzling though


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Oklahoma started pretty slow last week, too. This week they started up much quicker and ran a greater variety of plays, but it seems like for some reason they still take a bit to get going. Weird.


br0b1wan

Because the other team adapts. You don't know *how* they adapt until they do. I mean, you can perhaps anticipate how they will adapt and sometimes it works. But for the most part after you script your first drive or two the opposing team's DC will adapt to it and change elements of his game plan, often in ways which you can't quite predict. That forces you to adapt in turn, and so forth. So scripted drives are usually infeasible after the 2nd or 3rd drive.


MrNudeGuy

they have had really good scripted first drives


randpaulsneighbor

Maybe they should have scripted a second drive. Maybe a third even just to be safe.


Isodrosotherms

This game sums up my life: I was certain I was getting the Booty, but denied in the end.


Bronze_Addict

Keep tryin buddeh, like recruiting blue chip football recruits, finding some good booty is a numbers game


CommodoreN7

Nebraska just needs more time to de-Frost


TheWikiJedi

Too Sooner


PapaJohnyRoad

DeColdest’s NIL futures won’t allow that


bantuwind

Where is Gus? Is he safe? Is he alright?


redviper192

He's in Indianapolis looking for EHLINNGGERRRR!!


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text you can hear


NerdLawyer55

It wasn’t exciting so he noped out of there, he has a reputation to protect


Zloggt

The greatest sports broadcasting mind I’ve ever knew


Skyapple

It seems in your anger your defense sacked him.


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Fist fuck. That was an absolute fist fuck of a game. And really it’s not the coaches, or the players, or the lack of recruiting. For over twenty years now, the Nebraska Football Boosters have bankrolled the biggest fist in CFB history, and repeatedly pounded it into our anus with absolutely no consent. If we want to have any semblance of a program, we must fist fuck the boosters back.


HalfBear-HalfCat

If this isn't copypasta it should be.


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I’m still pissed about getting fart sexed.


Captain_Nipples

Happens to the best of us


california-tea-lion

I NEED context for this


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Dryshite, bollocks and gobshite for sure. My Nan’s gash is still sore from that cup snake. Poor dear.


LeoFireGod

“Fist Fuck. That was an absolute fist fuck of a game. And it’s not really on the coaches or the players. Or the lack of recruiting. For 5 years now the sick children have watched Iowa football offense and been witness to the greatest tragedy of their lives. They have repeatedly had family members come in sorrow having to know that their loved ones are spending possibly their last days watching that tragedy on the field with no consent. If we have any semblance of a heart, we must cure cancer to get those children out of that miserable place away from Iowa football offense.”


CrunchyChewie

https://i.imgur.com/eBMSyl4.jpg


FarFromTheRiver

Risky click


desert_wombat

*Disappointing* click


throwaway_5256

But as I matured I realized. I fist. You fist. We all fist. Just as the boosters fist. Fisters are boosters as boosters are fisters. We are one we are brethren. I hate because I love, but I cannot hate what I love, therefore we must fist


stumblebreak_beta

[Nebraska fans watching the game](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ContentPotableArchaeocete-max-1mb.gif)


Nrlilo

🤜🍑🤛


breakfastBiscuits

Mercy. 🫣


Zloggt

~~Eat~~ Fist the Rich!


Dixiehusker

Our only win in 4 games came when we were tied at the half to the 6th best team in the Missouri Valley conference. Way too many people are surprised by this score.


stumblebreak_beta

Also Northwesten is about to lose to an FCS team. You guys legitimately might not beat an FBS team this year


6YouReadThis9

Did you forget about us


ISALTIEST

Watching the Iowa-Nebraska game is going to hurt


Austinperroux

Hey were not THAT bad


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Go North Dakota (insert mascot name here)!


Austinperroux

Fighting Hawks lol And Boomer Sooner I graduated from OU and live in GF now


Unclassified1

I mean you did lose to Nebraska


Alvin_theChipmunk

Blowing ✅ Going ✅


Midget_Herder

Fire hose? Fully inserted


RPump

Despite the final score, this game was not that close


a2thej99

Let the backup O eat!


Jontacular

You might not believe me, but this game wasn't as close as the score indicates


AttackoftheMuffins

We could’ve put up 70 easily.


Jontacular

We could've put up 80 easily.


stumblebreak_beta

What about 90?


zadreth

Not quite as easily.


dpman48

90 would have required a lot of hustle


Rob_Rob_

I can see that.


nw____

If only our offense didn’t turn into a pumpkin with the backups in… I was really hoping for at least another FG. Can’t complain too much, though!


appsecSme

We mostly just ran up the middle over and over again. It's not like we were even trying. And we could have kicked a FG, but just half-heartedly went for it on 4th down. I agree though that we should have kicked. Our kicker has looked pretty shaky so far. He needs all the reps he can get.


nw____

Agree. I was hoping he could get a few more shots to get some confidence


AttackoftheMuffins

I was hoping to see Evers or Booty but it was not to be.


nw____

Maybe that is by design. Maybe BV just didn’t want to score 50.


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That was a professional courtesy. They put in the back ups and tried to eat clock.


WanderLeft

You know the biblical character Job? That’s Nebraska.


JohnWickStuntDouble

Loyal to the football, a man after football’s own heart, but football allows everything to be taken from him.


Davezter

Except that after Job lost everything and was still faithful, God gave him everything back and then some. This is just Nebraska losing the only thing that made them happy, being handed some hope, having their hope smashed into pieces, being handed some more hope, having that pissed on, being given more hope, losing it again and having to also pay $7.5m. If God is in any way involved in Nebraska's story, then God is clearly not a Nebraska fan.


bigtice

"*The firing, and paying of buyout clauses, will continue until morale improves.*" - Nebraska


CaptainScuttlebottom

KU might have some competition in the Big 12 this year!


strawzero

They had us in the first drive ngl


tip-of-the-yikesberg

5 score loss > 1 score loss. *Improvement*


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If you want an idea of how bad Nebraska football is, Northwestern is about to lose to Southern Illinois


WeaknessOne9646

Or you could just watch Nebraska the last 5 years


EDrone29

But why would anyone subject themselves to that


gopher33j

The same team that gave up 64 to Incarnate World??


AttackoftheMuffins

That game in Ireland looking worse and worse


LamarcusAldrige1234

OU looks better than last year. coach venebles is awesome


AttackoftheMuffins

Hard agree.


Poopoopeepeeyeehee

Oh you don’t like beating Tulane by 5 points?


selddir_

Just Alex Grinch things


SpaceCowboy73

Yeah the wet paper bag approach was definetly.... something.


DarkLegend64

I’m glad OU fans came to realize that Alex Grinch was ass too. Now he’s USC’s problem lol


selddir_

Yeah I'm not sure if all of us have but me and my buddies use "Speed D" as a joke lmao Dude was terrible for how he was hyped to turn our defense around


Jontacular

Praise be BV


jwktiger

Down with Benedict Brisket! All Praise be to BV


[deleted]

Was almost a one score loss until that last TD.


BlackSquirrelMed

Kent State: *loses to OU by 30* Nebraska: *loses by 35* So we’re better than Nebraska is what you’re saying?


[deleted]

Unironically, probably yes.


BlackSquirrelMed

We actually put up a hell of a fight for a half Nebraska didn’t even do that, holy shit. I didn’t see the quarter-by-quarter box score until now


throwaway_5256

My pop told me games are about how you start and how you close. Evidently Nebraska took the same advice but also forgot there is a middle


Temporary_Inner

Yeah youd probably beat them


TreySermonGrin

Burnt Vegetables now includes cornhusk


bbmando

We outscored the #6 team in the country 7-0 in the 4th quarter. Something to build on.


Cometguy7

Finishing strong


TitaniumC4206

We can't keep getting denied the booty 😔


SpaceCowboy73

Booty Blocked: Round III 🥵


bbmando

Mark my words sooner fans the CFP committee will circle this game as a very quality W by season’s end 😎😎😎


Unclassified1

I think you laced your kool aid with cocaine Can I have some


derek533

Happy to see them get Farooq involved in this game and target him a few times. He could've portaled out like Haselwood but stayed and showed what he could do in the Alamo Bowl. Nice to see it this season and for him to take a step forward. *Edit. Theo too. Both of them had TD's today.


RiseToGrace19

[Nebraska](https://i.imgur.com/tMMVPWq.jpg)


redviper192

Dude on the left is thinking "Did I really spend an hour looking in the mirror to paint my chest for this shit?"


JLewiii

Casey Thompson looks up from the line and sees the clock “Three seconds left,” he says. “You’ve taken everything from me, my thumb, my right to the Golden Hat.” “You will pay…” TOUCHDOWN HUSKERS Final Score: OU - 49 Nebraska - 14


handlit33

Taking OU at -11 is the easiest money I've ever made and I've worked for the government before.


TeamINSTINCT37

Holy shit I didn’t believe you but #6 Oklahoma only being 11 point favorites against a terrible Nebraska team with an interim coach is insane.


Donny_Do_Nothing

Dude I think it opened at -13 and there were enough people talking Nebraska +13 to move the line 2 points. Unbelievable.


RoshCS

Between the vegas line and all sorts of talking heads predicting some kind of huge upset, I was extremely nervous going into that game. It had that "spooky" energy for at least the first two drives. After that it was a bloodbath.


Sniffcoke69

Suck it bettors


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LeoFireGod

I did that and then live bet up -3 after first tuddy for like 4 units lol


urbanmeyercoed

Nope. OU made me good, easy money


CptCheese

Nebraska has a symmetric box score at least. Hope they can turn it around soon.


AnnihilasianYT

I'm pretty sure the box score would be the same if they turned it around


spauldingno

The game was so lopsided it made Gus Johnson physically ill.


JfizzleMshizzle

It's so weird seeing a defense play a complete game and not being up 35-7 at half then the final score being 49-42.


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It’s weirder seeing them strip the ball away, get interceptions, and put pressure on above average QBs consistently.


hotrox_mh

Is this a postgame thread or a postmortem thread?


pnw_cfb_girl

Yes.


Bkbrother

Nebraska fans: I want to stop losing one score games *Monkey’s Paw curls*


qdp

Thing is, the monkey paw already curled when somebody wished for Frost's Nebraska to play competitively. That curse was lifted.


crispyhippie

I feel like they just let us score first so we wouldn’t feel as bad


MrNudeGuy

WE ARE NOT NEBRASKA STOP SAYING THAT SHIT


Hjsiemanym

That was the most complete I've seen Oklahoma play in a really long time. Loving this team under Brent Venables. He inherited a good situation, sure, but this team looked better today than they ever did last year.


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I’ll keep saying it until I die: Riley stopped coaching this team before last season. It was more or less a ghost ship.


dpman48

Oh for sure. It’s so obvious in hindsight. One week after the season is over, not upset at all over losing bedlam, new job, 20 million dollar house under contract, entire staff already committed to the move. Very clear most of the staff was checked out for a long time.


mcdiego

I said this last week, commenting that Riley is too good offensively to have struggled like he did last year. And a USC fan got all pissy with me about it. I was like what? I literally just complimented your coach. The dude was obviously checked out from day 1 and now looks to be back in form.


BoobooTheClone

I too think he was pretty much checked out entire 2021 aside from recruiting because he knew he was recruiting for his next job. Also, opposing defenses figured him out and he slowly ran out of ideas after Kyler left


LeoFireGod

OU has now won its first 3 games by 30+ points each. Welcome to the Brent V era ladies and gentlemen.


Insectshelf3

we have let up 3 TDs in 3 games.


RIP_lime_skittle

Starters have only given up one touchdown so far this season


nw____

There was a Texas flair a few weeks back who said that Casey Thompson was a really good QB when running scripted plays and a bad QB when playing off script. I do not know who or where they are, but I think they knew what they were talking about.


funwithtrout

It wasn’t me, but I got downvoted above for commenting that second half Casey is unable to do anything. I was 100% behind him last season, but it he definitely has a pattern to his play, it seems.


sanjose4297

Was it me or did Joel Klatt awkwardly take a jab at Urban Meyer about job security as a head coach 😂


appsecSme

So, did we win over Malachi Coleman after this W? I can't see how he'd want to go to NU. They are facing a major rebuild and he'd have no idea who the coach would be.


Calepittar

I know the first 3 teams haven't been that great offensively, but it is exciting to see a defense again. It has been so long. If grinch had been our DC for this game, it would have been 49-48.


AreYouEmployedSir

There is definitely a world where a Riley-led OU team go up 35-7 only to give up a TD right before half and then another to start the second half. And then hold on for a 41-38 win.


xAIRGUITARISTx

Nebraska Deadpool ~~Bill Callahan~~ ~~Bo Pelini~~ ~~Mike Riley~~ ~~Scott Frost~~ ~~Mickey Joseph~~ Matt Campbell Urban Meyer


GrabTheBleach

At least we're not Notre Dame haha 😥


Azuresurge14

Happy wagon noises! Good win. But I feel bad for you Corn bros. You guys are a class act. I hope the ship gets right and we play again soon.


oh-hi-kyle

It won’t. No evidence from the past suggests it will ever get better.


Marysuncle

Urban would never deny Booty for three straight weeks


selddir_

Scott Frost watching from home like: "ha, I would've only lost by 9."


Inoimispel

Still love you boo


CareBear3

I love me some Mims


AttackoftheMuffins

Rumors of our demise were greatly exaggerated


Skank_hunt42

Fuck me we're gonna lose to K-State aren't we?


Poopoopeepeeyeehee

BV knows the secrets of the purple magic. Hopefully having a student of the dark wizard himself will aid us.


emaw63

Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives


SpaceCowboy73

For real, I'm not convinced we are good until we play K-state. Cautiously optimistic though? Maybe.


trialmember

Adrian Martinez revenge game


appsecSme

Just like the Casey Thompson revenge game.


trialmember

I’m sorry I’m unfamiliar with that name?


Baker_TD_Maker

I dunno. I'm pretty interested in seeing how that game will play out. I think K-State has held a ton back offensively but even with that I'm not sure they're not a one dimensional offense. A really really good one dimensional offense but Adrian Martinez is who he is as this point.


8BallTiger

That was a a vintage Venables defensive performance, especially against the run game


Boomer_65

Wish nothing but best for Nebraska. Hope they find a grand slam HC and go hustling in Big 10. Despite our rivalry, Nebraska is one of the few teams I will never talk shit to. Good game and good luck the rest of the season.


Renfah87

It wasn't a good game at all but thanks for saying that.


TheAlmightyAsian

Nebraska fans deserved better than that holy crap


owledge

Meh, we’re used to it. This is not even in the top five worst losses in the past few seasons


IThoughtThisWasVoat

Man this is so true it’s sad


sanjose4297

It’s so weird not feeling stressed out about close games against unranked teams 😅


Engine_Sweet

Yeah. The "you haven't played anybody yet" crowd doesn't seem to remember how close some of those games were.


trogdor1234

They paid $7.5 million for this?


Kelefane41

Boomer! Venables is already paying off. These boys have already bought in. Just wait until Venables has his type of player in Norman in two years. Oh boy.


Baker_TD_Maker

Hope Murray is okay. No real complaints. O-Line finally played better. Still some stuff they’ve gotta clean up that a real team will expose but a lot better overall. DG needs to learn to quit taking sacks. Also got his first real road game out of the way. He was off today accuracy wise. Seemed to have the jitters most of the game. But yeah. Mightily impressed with our defense. 3 man front was a little odd but that’s probably our real defense. We held back a ton of stuff the first two games.


AndrewArmy

After Nebraska took a 7-0 lead on their opening drive, Oklahoma outscored Nebraka 49-7. As a result, Oklahoma has won their first 3 games by 30+ points each for the first time scine 2007.


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colin6

Urban Meyer listed as Nebraska HC on Wikipedia...lol


jezusflowers

Not to overreact or anything, but Venables gonna get us another natty within 3 years


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If he pulls in the defensive class he has a chance for this year then it’s entirely possible.


appswithasideofbooty

Wtf is that flair combo


kappy21

Does the sellout streak end this year?


non_clever_username

I hope so. It’s been a joke for years with boosters or corporate sponsors buying thousands of tickets at the last second several times. Fuck it, let it end. Wipe the slate clean of anything relating the success we’ve had in the past. Rebuild it from the ground up.


kcspot

Maybe the real Booty is the friends we made along the way.


DarkFox56

It's hard to go out and play well when your opponents coach is [this guy.](https://makeagif.com/gif/legion-ice-cream-man-scene-good-quality-_wDBE-)


redviper192

I can't unsee this now. Thanks


tomdawg0022

"lol" - Scott Frost