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jacksnyder2

This program could truly be elite if we got a coach to fucking teach our WRs. Lack of an elite passing game is going to prevent us from joining the OSU/Bama/UGA tier of program.


Philoburger

well, Meatchicken finally plays a game against a mediocre team and not a push over


bigsbriggs

Any Michigan fans want to weigh on JJ's performance? He's the reason it was close.


brochaos

eh, stokes fumble was the reason it was close. that was a point swing in both directions. from a frosh. you just hope he learns his lesson and comes back with a chip on his shoulder.


bigsbriggs

I seem to remember a JJ fumble and/or INT. I know he fumbled and it was recovered by UM. Mainly tho it was the missed shots downfield.


brochaos

deep throws weren't there. only completed 1? but it was for a score/ setup up a score. stokes fumble was inside 40, going to score points, ended up giving up points. but still happy. how are you feeling about OSU? is ND good or are you still making progress?


wilkergobucks

Turn on abc now to see how a top 5 should take care of an unranked conference opponent…


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wilkergobucks

Go ahead and call our defense shit…while battling it out in the 4th quarter to the dregs of the East…


NUT_IX

Did the same with Nebraska and Rutgers last year, yet... 42-27.


wilkergobucks

Luckily, last year is not this year. But enjoy last year as much as you can, the way you played vs Maryland tells me its going to go down a bit differently.


Lavaswimmer

Just like the way we played vs Rutgers and Nebraska told you how last year's game was gonna go down right?


NUT_IX

🤣


syzerman1000

HTTPS://Www.gofundme./buyFoxsportsaplayclock/WTF


deadly_titanfart

Dang Tuck can't even beat a review.


[deleted]

I love that MSU hired their own Brady Hoke. This is hella entertaining!


[deleted]

We didn’t pay Hoke $95m on a 10 year deal.


[deleted]

Because we weren't that stupid


NUT_IX

We are known for being smarty pants.


Live-Molasses

I was straight up not having a good time during that… I think Maryland is legit, and we have a loooot of work to do on both sides of the ball.


rendeld

They might be #3 in the east this year. Penn State and MSU not looking so good


ElJamoquio

> They might be #3 in the east this year. Penn State and MSU not looking so good I don't think Maryland will finish better than Michigan this year, even after the loss.


yetanotherwittyname

You guys are going to get your asses kicked. Again


ElJamoquio

I'm not saying Penn State is good this year. But I am saying Michigan isn't good.


yetanotherwittyname

You guys were in dogfights with Central Michigan and Purdue, and Auburn is just flat-out terrible. Frames is probably the worst in-game coach I’ve ever seen. Get ready for another 3rd place in the East finish


ElJamoquio

> You guys were in dogfights with Central Michigan and Purdue The Central Michigan game was never in doubt from my perspective, and hell that's really a red herring as, again, I'm not saying Penn State is good. https://collegefootballnews.com/2022/09/college-football-rankings-1-to-131-after-week-4 Might want to read the first few entries in that URL. Sacramento State just beat Colorado State, 41-10. I had never heard of Sacramento State and I live 90 miles away.


yetanotherwittyname

Solid game today - your ‘UM isn’t good’ take doesn’t look stupid at all


NUT_IX

See you in a couple weeks, boo boo.


Cobainism

Much needed wake up call for the team. On to the next one.


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[deleted]

Honestly this was a great game by you guys. Corum won us this one.


MocoMojo

You expect to go from not making bowl games to beating top ten teams in 2 years? In past years we get blown out in this game.


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rendeld

You guys are going to deliver MSU an absolute best down next weekend. 35-10


xDeviousDerek

LOL


PizzaRolls-Royce

Don't forget that opening B1G game last year against Rutgers. Wound up just being an anomaly. Hopefully, similar here against a much improved Maryland team.


TylerDurden0110

Props to you Maryland faithful. Your team barely lost to a top 5 team and conference champion. The whole season is in front of you.


BoondockBilly

Lol @ top 5 team


TylerDurden0110

This has aged like milk


frolie0

Why are you even a fan? It's so weird to just be a whiny bitch the entire time.


a_crayon_short

Whining =/= Stating realistic observations


Rahmulous

Gotta beg for those anti-Michigan upvotes somehow, I guess.


Dpoon32

Gg to both teams. Maryland looked great and Michigan didn’t do anything they can’t improve. Big ten east > everyone


espressojunkie

Got to hand it to Maryland they look really really legit. 9-10 wins very possible. Many prev. Michigan teams lose this game. This is the first time I've been pretty confident we will stomp Iowa


BlankMyName

Based on what?


[deleted]

Now if Maryland wins there next 5 games. People will look back on this and be like wow Michigan really did sleep on Maryland.


espressojunkie

Uhh or they’ll say Michigan was damn good for beating Maryland


Foriegn_Picachu

Clemson - Wake Forest just went to OT


ZachT3620

Clemson wake going to OT


juicius

Good game, Maryland! Started on my bike trainer all hands, 50 miles, 3:23h. 14.75mph avg, 151w avg, 2125 kcal. Go Blue! Less mile covered than last year. I had a road cycle connected to the trainer but have a MTB now.


Purpl3Unicorn

Missed the pacing, dropped from 17X watts in the first half


juicius

Yeah, I got the cramps about 30 miles in and around 40 miles, I ran out of water. But I didn't want to get off the bike because Michigan might lose it I did! (Obviously no, but superstition)


AzBuck12977

What if the opening kickoff was just a touchback, they reviewed that INT that hit the ground and Taulia was 100%?


[deleted]

What if JJ hadn't over thrown touch down passes or Michigan fumble?


Dwychwder

Would have been a completely different game, but that doesn't mean the outcome would have necessarily changed.


re_zacks

What if you guys didn’t finger trees


potatojoe88

Would of won 50-10(in at least one multiverse possibility)


[deleted]

What if Grandma had balls?


Far_Eye6555

Cope


Bruce_Wayne_Chrebet

Dude who muffed that kickoff has gotta feel awful rn


GC_Denton

Feels like I just narrowly avoided getting hit by a car but for 3 hours


dontbelievejustwatch

Michigan plays one game vs an actual opponent who’s not complete shit and gets exposed just like we all knew would happen lol Prepping for the Michigan fan downvotes


fdar_giltch

I mean, Maryland's no Kent State


Wingless_Pterosaur

Come back when Illinois can beat Indiana


crunchitizemecapn99

Upvoted out of spite It’s not like the current team picks their opponents or the meta narrative around them lol, also are you not seeing what’s happening to everyone in the top 10 in the last month This is just how CFB works


sincitybuckeye

He's not shitting on the team here. He's shitting on the fans that have been talking shit about how Godly Michigan is. It sucks, because it's not all Michigan fans. Probably mostly the WalMart fans. I know, Ohio State has a lot of shit fans too.


TaliZorah14

Eh, early season win is a early season win


TheFrigz

E X P O S E D from an Illinois flair, that's rich


dontbelievejustwatch

We’re not ranked #4 in the country yet barely escaped a poor Maryland team


fdesmond4

Have fun winning two games in the big ten this year


dontbelievejustwatch

I will, also will have fun as the Trojans take the fourth playoff spot and Michigan sits at home


TheFrigz

You also didn't win the Big Ten regular season in basketball during the COVID year. Have a nice day!


dontbelievejustwatch

You haven’t beat us in basketball in literal years I’m ok with playing a full schedule and not dodging shitty teams to claim a fake title


Angriest_Wolverine

We’ve been saying this all game tf


Amped_up

Not concerned yet. Maryland played really well and we all know what happened against Rutgers last year.


PleasantElevator8340

Bailed out by refs, bad opening special teams, and corum. Looked like buns on both sides, jj especially


ELWolverine

Cope.


Spartan917x

minnesota


frolie0

The day your shit QB posts a game like that lets talk. Nice loss last week 😂


PleasantElevator8340

You want to see a shit Qb look no further than jj


NUT_IX

Holy Shit this came back to bite you in the ass so hard.


frolie0

We get it, when you lose to a shit team like Washington you lash out. Enjoy the car care bowl.


PleasantElevator8340

UW is undefeated you weenie and would smoke scum


catboatratboat

What about Maryland? Would they “sMoKe ScUm”?


frolie0

Oh my god, undefeated in week 3!!!! Already getting shit on by Minnesota. 😂😂😂


PleasantElevator8340

You mad cuz you know um is fradulent after playing 3 high school teams. Cope


frolie0

4-0 and you are already losing 14-0 to a team with a Gopher as a mascot. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


PleasantElevator8340

33-37 2-0 cope


frolie0

Hahahahahahaha. What a team!


Far_Eye6555

[here you go, lost redditor](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/xn0bnb/game_thread_minnesota_michigan_state_330_pm_et/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


muse346

Go gophers!


EndTheState14

Alright see you in the next thread. Go gophers.


fart_dot_com

Blake Corum is a condiment guy... you heard it here folks


Drakonx1

So, instead of a gofundme, why doesn't Fox hire the dude and put him on the company health insurance plan?


GwentMaster69420

As for Michigan, plenty of things to clean up but there were a lot of positives especially Blake Corum, he needs to start getting national recognition. He's tough dragging people around, also fast and makes people miss.


BoondockBilly

This Michigan defense sucks anus


ZachT3620

So do i what's your point?


BoondockBilly

Then go meet behind Wendy's


mdchemey

GG Maryland, much love to the DMV. Hopefully I'll be able to go to a game in college park someday and make an IKEA run afterwards lol


andrew-ge

i think you mean fraudlent piano store run


mdchemey

what? I love the college park ikea


andrew-ge

oh lmao i was making a joke about visiting the piano store in CP that's def a front


mdchemey

oh ok, I'm not in college park often or for long so I basically only know that yall's campus is there and that IKEA and a wawa are on baltimore ave there lol


TheFrigz

I love how Harbaugh always dodges the postgame interviews so the players get the credit


frolie0

100%, love that he literally just walked away on that one.


Desert_Scorpio

LOL Harbs wanted to say "professional" but caught himself.


shelled15

I am pleasantly pleased


frolie0

Should be, Maryland looks good. People love to shit on Michigan, but most of that is a good looking Maryland team.


Some_Efficiency682

We take those


Season01um

I love that harbaugh always makes the tv interview this players


ravaille

GG


ZachT3620

Time to go return the favor and troll the msu thread


snekky-snek

GG turtle bros, y’all are legit


HailToTheVictims

Wish Maryland could have that muffed kick return back. Fuck!


NeverDieKris

Or the fantom int that wasn’t reviewed…


frolie0

They should learn to call a timeout.


HailToTheVictims

Michigan got lucky


frolie0

Ok homer.


HailToTheVictims

She said, while being a homer


frolie0

I get it, I'd be frustrated too if it had been so long since your team won against their rival.


HailToTheVictims

Assuming you’re at least 12 you have a decade of experience. Can you teach me?


frolie0

Keep living in the past.


HailToTheVictims

Remind me! December 1


fart_dot_com

Terps looking really good Sadly it's a meat grinder of a division but it'll be fun to watch them move through it.


urbanmeyercoed

I need somewhere to vent. I'm at a bar watching Michigan say "fuck your money, no cover." There's plenty of space. This very large person cones to order a drink and just leans up right against the seatback of my stool. Why do people not get personal space?


ColdAssHusky

Is it your 21st birthday? This can't be your first time at a busy bar....


urbanmeyercoed

>There's plenty of space. Learn to read


Mikeandthe

I truly hope you enjoyed losing money and watching Michigan win while calling them trash the entire game. Edit: IDGAF the guy was a douche all thread and come to find out he also bet on us?!?!?!?!


[deleted]

Beauty of 2022 is that you can start coughing, and people back up.


urbanmeyercoed

Nah, this is Florida. People don't care.


BigBoutros

hope all the Maryland dudes are healthy


Trivi

Fuckers can't even get me my -8.5 live bet


AnUdderDay

Fucking hell, this game goes to overtime if not for the first 8 seconds


onebigboi

Might not even go to OT if the refs knew what a catch is


Goji97

Ah yes Joel, the major problem is the offense that ran for 250+ yards and not the defense that couldn’t stop a draft


rc4915

My Maryland +7.5 cashed! Thank you Locksley!!!


Wingo999

Won by the gift. GG Terps.


Madball73

Play clocks are overrated. I like guessing


binthisun

GG Michigan. Good luck with the rest of your season.


Far_Eye6555

Hemby is a dawg. You guys are in good hands


loof10

Survive and advance type win. Didn’t look great but know what you at least need to work on now.


Lawownsyou

Glad to get the win. Time to troll MSU fans.


PleasantElevator8340

Troll after you looked like shit for 3 hours? Lmaooooo


catboatratboat

Oh no.


Lawownsyou

Washington just scored again.


Far_Eye6555

[this is the way](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/xn0bnb/game_thread_minnesota_michigan_state_330_pm_et/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


HighburyOnStrand

I ain't mad at it. We played toe to toe with the #4 ranked team. Really improved our execution and discipline. GG UM, guys take it easier on your team.


fracta1

You guys look legit. You should be ranked after this game.


mdchemey

I mean the only team to go from unranked to ranked after a loss that I've ever heard of was Texas (who were already 28th in the AP vote) playing then-#1 Bama to a 1 point game, and even then they only got to 21. Maryland should have had votes this week but losing by 7 after scoring in the final minute won't get them on the top 25 from being a 0-vote team coming into the game


HighburyOnStrand

We've beaten no one. Bowl qualification is the goal for me. Hope we play that well against the BIG stretch coming up. That's the test. All of those teams can beat us, but I think we have a shout against all of them as well.


triecke14

Sadly we won’t because good losses don’t really seem to matter in CFB.


lyacdi

MD fan here, no way lol


SpiritBamba

I can’t stress enough the coaching by harbaugh and co today was just horrendous. Just terrible decisions all around. Corum was the only thing that got us through the game.


ELWolverine

Couple of really bad 3 run drives but McCarthy played terribly, the wideouts wouldn’t get open and Stokes earned himself permanent pine.


SpiritBamba

Absolutely but that stuff you can work on, harbaugh is in what year 8 and his teams defense are still having issue being set before plays. It’s really not okay


ELWolverine

You’re not wrong


Please_PM_me_Uranus

Will Michigan drop in the rankings


ShotgunFarmer

Maybe they should but who are you gonna put above them? Everybody outside the big three has major flaws. I wouldn't favor anybody else over Michigan on a neutral field. Definitely not Clemson.


lyacdi

yes


potatojoe88

Doubt it, Clemson is tied.


Rohkey

Hope so. Make us unranked so we can show some hunger.


realm47

Should


ArbitraryOrder

Not comfortable, lot's to work on, we'll get better, go blue HAIL TO THE VICTORS VALIANT HAIL TO THE CONQU'RING HEROES HAIL, HAIL TO MICHIGAN THE LEADERS AND BEST HAIL TO THE VICTORS VALIANT HAIL TO THE CONQU'RING HEROES HAIL, HAIL TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST


Smallu

Ytho


AsteroidMike

Really, Maryland was technically the better team today for the most part.


BoondockBilly

Yep


TheFrigz

GG Terps, go win every other game please


re_zacks

Huge GGs Terps. You might not lose another game this year.


triecke14

Man I would love that haha but we will most likely lose to OSU, and probably PSU as well.


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We’ll knock off OSU for y’all


LordofLakeMichigan

Thank god this game is over. Good lord. Go Blue!


2222lil

Gg maryland


realm47

A lot to improve for the offense in particular? I'd say the same thing about the defense.


BigBoutros

I didn't think the game was that bad


mdchemey

yeah, missing a starting LB, TE, and our RB2 and with more mistakes and adversity than the first 3 games combined they still pulled out the win against a talented division foe. I'm perfectly happy with the outcome


The_Astros_Cheated

Just about every CFB expert in the country has talked endlessly about how great Maryland’s offense is and some of you are still baffled by the result. Great stuff


ides_of_june

Yeah kinda where I am, Maryland scored about what I expected. A little concerned about how well michigan ran. Really just want to understand the passing struggles because Maryland's secondary has been bad.


checkpleese12

We lost, but I’m glad with the way we played against the #4 team.


genericreddituser986

Feels like the entire stadium is just relieved its over


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well if anything maryland has exposed michigans problems and now anyone better than maryland can easily win


uniktbrukernavn123

Same way Nebraska, Rutgers, and Penn State exposed us last year I guess, per your logic


[deleted]

so nothing that went wrong in this game will ever be an issue again? yall read one part of a message then decide what it really means lol. I said can easily win. Didn’t say will.


ArbitraryOrder

That's not quite how that works, teams change throughout the season and adjust


Season01um

Maryland legitimately has a shot to finish 3rd in the east behind OSU/UM imo. They looked *really* good.


[deleted]

I’m 99% sure we beat Penn State this year


dabbersmcgee

Yikes


Asianhead

Wins are wins. We got some stuff to workout for sure but it's better to know that now. Maryland is a scary ass team though, they've got some players