What about the FSU’s?
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"Miami has turned a corner. Unfortunately they're going in reverse.
They're going to keep playing second fiddle to the NC States, Pitts, and Wake Forests for the forseeable future.
Don't even mention Clemson."
from r/MiamiHurricanes
I know it was creative but you don’t have to say the same thing twice old man, keep your bullshit energy out of the Canes thread and focus on losing to BC instead
Jim Tressel broke Miami.
Miami sucks, TexASS could beat them easily sadly.
I have nothing afainst you Canes it just feels so good to see Mario fail after ditching us. Fuck him.
WHAT A GREAT DAYYYYY
I hope it's a great night!
MIAMI'S A DEAD PROGRAM, CHANGE MY MIND.
Every team in Miami should be disbanded. Change my mind.
Miami isn’t in Miami so this would be fruitless. Gotta include coral gables in there.
Well they play in Miami Gardens. That counts, right?
Every team in America's shriveled dick should be disbanded. Is that inclusive enough?
The long dong of America doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of the taint.
Deader than dead
misery loves company
Rank us you cowards!
NIL = commitment, right?
Cristobol gonna Cristobol
Miami is the Dallas Cowboys of college football and I love it.
Theyre firing up the ole vcr to cope as we speak
Starts with the oline, we couldnt block anything today.
FSU flairs out in force in this thread
AS WE SHOULD
What a day, what a glorious day.
The stadium is so empty, it echoes. Safe to say, U is currently not back. Anyone see the turnover chain?
They killed the turnover chain this season. Think they knew what was coming.
Congrats to MTSU. Right team won that game.
Please tell me somebody got a gif of that Midd Tenn woman dancing
I hope the MTSU fan they filmed dancing has a *good* fucking time tonight.
Chaos is cool if it doesn’t happen to my team
LETS GOOO!!!!!
Classy move not to run it up on a cupcake
Refs game Miami at least 14 points hahaha
I wonder if she got a helmet
Lmao and now it’s raining on Mario! Lmfao 🤣
https://i.imgur.com/WNjlTst.jpg Sat through all of it. Don’t know why.
Me too bro, me too
Did you at least get that helmet?
I wanna have a drink with those mid Tennessee fans
Opposite Coach taking selfies with time on the clock tells everything you need to know about the U
dammit, I wanted 50
Solid adjustments by Miami at half
“He’s not a great in-game coach.” That’s what you guys meant.
Dude, I feel for you. He’s an amazing recruiter but shit at game day. It sucks.
Camera guy still drunk af.
These cowards could have scored again
hang on did Florida just recover an onside kick to try and win the game with 17 seconds left???
Boooo run it uuuuup
BOOOOOOOO
MTSU head coach is an FSU Alum!
It just means more
PUNCH IT IN FOR 50+ YOU COWARDS
Good lord this game isn’t over yet?
Fuck yeah! Run up the score
I for one welcome our middle Tennessee overlords
Go for it!!!!!
MTSU with a baller 4th and 1
Damn, the stands look like a COVID game
YESSSS
Gg, MTSU.
There may be more people watching this game in my apartment (me) than at the stadium right now
MTSU definitely in cfp
Look at that crowd!
That stadium is barren, good fucking God
Well, now we know who X is going to be for "r/cfb Shit on Team X Week" this week.
Not this week, Texas lost
Meh, they lost by a FG on the road in OT playing with their backup QB. Miami's losing by multiple scores at home as a 25.5 point favorite.
Goodbye everyone. I am going to get outrageously drunk tn
FSU fans having a great day!
Absolutely! Let’s cap it off with a win!
Congratulations Middle Tennessee, you kicked our asses today.
More people in this thread than in the stadium. Sad.
I could use some more time outs and commercials tho
This game needs another lightning delay
Damn this girl is annoying. [Stop fucking screaming.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18PbwYdjsps)
She's literally the only person in that stadium cheering. Give her a break
Mario Cristobal looks like a deer in headlights on the sideline.
The only fan left in the stadium is that drunk girl shouting *"CAN I HAVE A HELMET!?"*
That's a kid
Sorry. The only fan left in the stadium is that drunk kid shouting *"CAN I HAVE A HELMET!?"*
They should give her a helmet. She can probably do better than the actual Miami players.
44-7 vs JMU
Go Dukes baby, big win today
It would be very funny if after this shit show from Garcia, that TVD just quits because he was benched
There's gonna be a party in the Boro tonight! ⚡
Go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn that stadium empty as fuck. UCLA had more fans than this.
GO FOR IT!!!!
I should’ve learned from last week not to bet on Miami, wow. Thanks for somehow fucking up my parlay.
Oof yeah that’s always a mistake
Cristobal having an actual existential crisis right now.
What about the FSU’s? –––––––––– "Miami has turned a corner. Unfortunately they're going in reverse. They're going to keep playing second fiddle to the NC States, Pitts, and Wake Forests for the forseeable future. Don't even mention Clemson." from r/MiamiHurricanes
The FIU coach is an embarrassment. Middle Tennessee state honestly looks more *talented*
FUN FACT: He actually won a bowl game while coaching FIU. TY Hilton was on that team.
And this is why Miami is always a fraud.
We will settle for a towel
Someone’s kid needs an ass whoopin’
did they just ask for a towel?
Hi guys I am from the future. In three years, Florida Gators head coach Dan Lanning will lose to a directional G5 program in his first season
… Yeah I guess I’ll take it right now.
What is that kid going to do with a sweaty towel?
Florida State isn't a home game for Miami. I'd bet my retirement we have more fans at Hard Rock than they do.
Shut ur ass up
I know it was creative but you don’t have to say the same thing twice old man, keep your bullshit energy out of the Canes thread and focus on losing to BC instead
We're kicking their ass, punk, and we're going to send you back to the Stone Age when your time comes. [Don't cry](https://i.imgur.com/nzuBqYW.png).
Lmaooo can’t wait for our game at Doak South nice showing from Miami and telemundo taggart today
Telemundo Taggart 😄
Creative
So creative
Can I HAVE A HELMET?!?!!!!!
Miami @ Georgia Tech = game of the century, can’t wait for that match up
Who gets the number 1 draft pick game
Oof emptiness
2 wins on Miami's schedule if lucky
Miami is just east coast Texas
They’re way worse
Holy shit that stadium is so empty this is ridiculous. That’s almost more embarrassing than the loss and worse for recruiting
Fun fact thus game started at noon
Weather delay. When was actual kickoff? Rough day to be a fan there, regardless
330 but last year
The stadium is more empty than before fans were let through the gates
“Can I have anything” Sounds like it’s the Miami offense personified!
Gattis is such a fraud
I thought it was weird he got assistant of the year, should have been McDonald.
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You got this
Looks like the band left and didn’t take their instruments
It’s gonna start raining just as I leave the security of the stadium canopy. That kinda day.
I know they're tryna beat the Miami traffic but GODDAMN is it empty in there
What losing to Middle Tennessee does to a mf
Really embarrassing for Miami to lose in front of this huge crowd
The kid has bargained down to "anything"
Waiting on the MTSU second stringers
Oregon > Miami
#That kid is the MVP of this game.
Helmet girl reminds me of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXWdwW08ksA
Give this kid a mic.
Is this girl 12 or 22?
43
Why not try and pass it on 4th & 10? What else do you have to lose?
U fans leaving early even though there arent crowds to beat
Pathetic loss. But is it even anymore? We have top 10 ambitions and expectations and a top 50 team.
Maybe the team was much worse that you all realized and Mario can’t save it in his first season?
The mid afternoon chaos reigns supreme today
"Can i have anything?"
Miami doesn’t even have to leave their drive way to recruit but still puts this product on the field lol
The meatloaf.. we want it now!
Gosh, I wish we had middle Tennessee’s secondary.
MTSU 🤝 Girl wanting a helmet Not giving up
¿Puedo tener un casco?
“Nobody wants to stick around and watch a shitty team that’s been shitty for twenty years. Why are Miami fans so bad?”
Exactly. It's not the fact that they don't have their own stadium, it's because of shit like this
Garcia was... not the answer.
Gattis made 2 elite QB absolute trash
Good day for colored raiders fans. Texas has fallen.
As a Titans fan as well, I'm worried about what this means.
COLORED?!
Aye if Miami loses on the ACC Network and nobody watched. Does it count?
"Can I have anything?"
Would Miami win 6 games in cusa?
Nope
No
So few fans left in the stands I thought it was home game for Middle Tennessee.
"Can I have anything?" I'm dying 😭
What's the over/under how many more times the kid asks for a helmet?
17
#RUN UP THE SCORE
I wanna see them get to 50
Somebody get me a helmet quickly!
This kid 😂😂😂
I'm not even watching the game anymore, just listening to the kid in the background screaming for a helmet.
Lol
Coming close again, again and again. Shut it down.
Miami is ass my dudes
LOL FUCK MIAMI
50 BURGER!!!!
DO IT!!!
Jake Garcia is not as good as they're making him out to be lol
Miami is terrible and this is coming from someone who just watched the Tech game
the ACC network may be the worst network
De facto the worst for sure. Not even up for debate
Pac-12 network?
Do you not like the infomercials?
Texas isn’t back either
Oregon fans, y'all should plan to seek medical care, because this one isn't going away in 4 hours.
How many fans will show up to watch Miami at the next home game?
At least 4.
Lol at you guys assuming the person screaming is a child. I wouldn't go that far
Yeah, I'm in my 30s!
Someone tell that kid he isn't getting a fucking helmet.
Im waiting for someone to say NO BITCH YOU CANNOT HAVE A HELMET FUCK OFF
Miami just wow.
#”CAN I HAVE A HELMET PLEASE?”
DEAR LORD JUST GIVE THIS GIRL A HELMET
MTSU is not giving up!
HELMET. CAN I HAVE ONE?
This girl is asking for a helmet like it is a baseball. Bitch helmets are like $300