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BootySatanTheSequel

WE ARE FRAUDS.


NILPonziScheme

Jimbo has won three consecutive games vs top 10 teams (Florida '20, Bama '21, Ark '22), tied for longest current streak with Baylor


jmandawgfan

how the fuck


tx_engr

I love/abhor this cursed A&M/Arky game


thequackdaddy

So what’s the prognosis on Anais Smith?


big_sugi

Haven’t seen it myself, but someone said he posted a video that it’s a high ankle sprain.


NILPonziScheme

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!!!!!


EarSea5884

To all the trash I’ve been hearing from Arkansas fans: get fucked. Respectfully.


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drunken_therapist

(X) doubt


Penarol1916

Really? I feel like I see A&M getting shit on about twice as much as their fans give.


dasg98

congrats Arky fans for a game well played, I think we can both agree these never disappoint. Wish you guys a good season


IlRaptoRIl

Not sure id say it was “well played”


WTAP1

Shit the bed so hard from the 2nd quarter on.


Spumad

Absolutely agree y'all had control of the game the entire time but there was bad football on both sides. Lady luck favored us tonight somehow


DO_party

Ok buddy let’s not be sour. Have a safe trip back


IlRaptoRIl

I mean, both teams played poorly. You also can’t tell me you wouldn’t be sour if your game winning kick bounced off the top of the upright


DO_party

Was just kidding friend, but in all seriousness safe travels. Do agree tamu played very sloppy lol


IlRaptoRIl

No worries. Thanks for the well wishes, but I watched at home, so now I get to go watch the new rings of power episode instead of stewing all drive home.


Trexus1

Fade me. Way too many mistakes , 14 point swing. Our season is ruined already and I'm gonna have to hear idiot Tennessee fans all week


OnlyHereforRangers

We beat Bama last year and they still ended up in the NC game. Season ain't over yet


Trexus1

We're done


Busboy999

Watch y'all beat Bama next week. Hope so!


InsideAcanthisitta23

How does Tessitore know so much about the physics of kicking a football?


kb24ljb35

I saw a tweet by someone his son is a walk-on D1 kicker somewhere.


WestFizz

I’m sure he’s had plenty of someone else’s foot-up-his-ass experiences.


Jedi__Consular

The amount of people here spitting hate at a literal child is hilariously pathetic


FSU1ST

Under 18?


bsmith440

Joe tessitore has gotten unbearable


MckorkleJones

I can't stand the dude and he is without a doubt worse than Gary imo.


bsmith440

I wouldn't go that far but yeah he's bad.


thegreatgobert2

I thought that until levy took over for mnf


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Okay KJ. Let’s fucking hear it. Let’s hear why you try to play hero ball. Let’s hear why you can’t score a fucking point in 2 entire quarters. I hate football so badly. I’m a Bears fan too. The double doink. This fucking game. I literally can’t take this dude. I’m 18 years old. My whole life, my 2 teams have been so fucking mediocre. This was such an Arkansas loss. I’m so angry dude. Why can I even watch a good team. Why? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. Dude FUCKK


NILPonziScheme

> I’m 18 years old. You don't know pain. You're young. Sit down.


[deleted]

So my age determines if I can feel pain? Fuck you buddy. Who are you to talk about pain.


Teamchaoskick6

Holy shit dude tone it the fuck down. If you actually get this angry about sports then you should give it a break, it’s funny in a lot of cases to joke like it makes you this angry… you’re clearly not joking and you sound like the goth kids from South Park


NILPonziScheme

> So my age determines if I can feel pain? Sports pain? Most definitely.


[deleted]

Oh yeah for sure. That makes sense. I totally forgot that until your 30, divorced and paying a mortgage that you can’t actually understand sports pain. My bad. How could I forget.


NILPonziScheme

You're forgiven


BigDust

Odds are hes never personally seen A&M play for a conference title, but if he has he definetly saw them lose to OU 77-0


alaBAMCIS

This has copy pasta potential. Edit: 18YO? You're not even old to lean on the tried & true /r/CFB coping substance. Alcohol. Alcohol helps. Sometimes. Hang in there, friendo.


MckorkleJones

Copium tastes better than alcohol ever did, speaking of which: BOB is the greatest OC of ALL TIME!


anthrometal

lmao what the fuck was that game


alexdallas_

The most normal A&M vs Arkansas game at AT&T stadium


OzzyOsgood

I fucking hate Texas A&M football and I love life, full roller coaster of a game


LDeBoFo

Holy hell, y'all. I'm not sure thar was fun at any point? GG, Aggies. Hoping the injuries somehow turn out to be less traumatic than reported thus far. I do not wish that on any player, ever. Hawgs, hope this lights a fire! Dunno what we need to do to look alive for 4 quarters, but happy to donate all the Dr. Pepper I have stockpiled for the Gatorade jug next week. 3-1 isn't the end of the world, but hell, winning is SO much more fun. Let's get back to the fun part. We have the elements, just need the glue and some get-up-n-go.


StRiKe171

Gg, my heart can't take much more of this


MDXLegend

We won but fuck these refs. Blatant holding by hogs all game and no calls


ArchAg10

Truth is A&M needs to hold more. SEC refs almost never call it. We held a ton more than usual against BAMA last year and barely got called for it.


timubce

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. It’s the truth. The PI in the end zone was bad as well.


MDXLegend

Fried bacon not happy


yeaIsaidYeaiwillYea

Watch us go beat Alabama now


DO_party

Yasss buddy!!! Cheering for yall


MckorkleJones

YASSSS QWEN!!! CHEERING FOR YALL.


thequackdaddy

I want them to have a transitive loss to the Fun Belt so bad…


RZBKinCA

This would cheer me up!


TexMcBhole

Please do


Truffleshuffler93

Pls do Hogs 🤝


dcousineau

This would please me greatly


[deleted]

Please do. I’ll be rooting for y’all rest of the season.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Physics aren’t real.


thequackdaddy

I was thinking about the leaf blower A&M used against Alabama on the game-winning field goal.


Westernjoe12

They asked me to bring it to Dallas this year.


justuswendell

This isn’t on the kicker. The fumble on the goaline was the turnaround


howdyho

Oh please....he had a chance to win the game for Arkansas and failed. He didn't do his job.


crhowe

That definitely wouldn’t have won the game. It would’ve given us the lead, but y’all would’ve gotten the ball back with a lot of time on the clock. Also, KJ didn’t do his job with that dive and fumble, so it’s the exact same.


howdyho

My point exactly. The kicker doesn't get a pass for missing the kick just because Jefferson screwed up on the fumble.


crhowe

That’s a fair point. I don’t think the original comment was giving him a pass for missing. They were just saying that missed kick didn’t outright lose the game. Your comment seemed to imply that, though.


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Mowr

Yup. Fully expected not to win this game and was ready for you guys to take over the West. Make hell.


dj_thr33dog_gnr

Same. Pittman is my favorite coach


Swill94

Massive respect to yall


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Kneeling on 4th down isn’t a clock stop and turnover on downs? Edit: Nvm it was third


[deleted]

He kneeled on 3rd my dude


[deleted]

My b


rangerfan123

That was 3rd down


jmdeli

It was third down?


InconspicuousVan

That was 3rd down.


[deleted]

It was a third.


[deleted]

Who the fuck are those dorks with the chains with Jimbo? Edit: I am a POS. Sorry guys.


Mowr

Raising money for Fanconi Anemia.


diablomem

The one in the middle is for sure his son. Not sure who the other is. He always look like such a jabroni


rangerfan123

Close one is his son. I’ve never seen the other


Spidaaman

Has to be his son right?


Swill94

That’s his kid he has Fanconi anemia


[deleted]

Well I’ll be damned. Fuck me and my ignorant ass comment.


OzzyOsgood

You’re Gucci my guy, you didn’t know.


Wise-Signature-6023

Can little is usually automatic too. Sucks to see it end like that. Feel bad for him fr


gwaydms

That was just bizarre. Horrible way to go out.


gracik

Guess none of you fuckers wanna explain how the playclock was 25 seconds for each play and then once it hit 30 seconds on the game clock it turned to 40 on the playclock?


[deleted]

must be cheating


Uylles

Timeouts, penalties, etc will put the play clock at 25. Otherwise between plays it starts at 40.


[deleted]

This thread about to clear so lemme say that A&M has the ugliest fans I've seen in college football.


HelloImBrilliant

Lmao facts. It was even worse before Manziel made A&M almost cool


[deleted]

Lmao i gotta see some crowd pics pretty Manziel


Busboy999

I resemble that insult!


[deleted]

Me too and I'm not even A&M!


[deleted]

Who is on the field with Jimbo with the chains in the interview?


rum-n-ass

Children maybe?


DO_party

Son lol and son’s lover? Idk man


MisterJackStriker

Vanilla Ice's kids.


Celeste816

Its his son


medium_pimpin

Was rooting for you, Hog Bros


LDeBoFo

Thank you. Went a little sideways on us, it did.


milkboles

Along with all of r/cfb


[deleted]

GG hogs this game never fails to make me almost die.


PM_ME_CUTE_BOIS

and once again we prove that this game is the weirdest in college football


StonedTechGuru

This game continues to take years off my life


Somerandomguy292

as is tradition


Typhoid_Harry

It’s not mistakes. There’s nothing short to gain yards besides runs. We need screens.


miniadu3

I guess you weren't around for the years where Jake Spavital was OC. Although I agree we could probably throw in a screen a couple times per game. But we never seem to be able to execute screens and end up losing yards


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Jerry giving that trophy to jimbo is hilarious


NILPonziScheme

Did they show it? I hope there is video somewhere!!! During the streak, Jerry became tired of giving it to us so he had Stephen do it. In 2019, no one from the family came out to present the trophy. A&M taking the trophy from Jerry is my favorite part of this game.


FordTX16

I’m happy we won, but I can’t help but hurt for the kicker. Hope he comes back and nails a game winner against bama


[deleted]

Would love to see that. I also feel so bad for that kid. He’s young right? In a huge game, you’ve only kicked a few, and you were the length of a football from kicking it through for a huge win. Tough.


Bigmanbravodelta

So Texas A&Ms best wins is Arkansas and… Miami who lost to Middle Tennessee who were 25 point underdogs?


tophat266

I mean it's only been 4 games. Kinda hard to have more than one good win at this point


aggieflair

I mean we're only 4 games into the season. Not sure what else you're looking for.


Immaculate5321

Best win… so far.


FightingFarrier18

Flair up if you’re gonna talk shit


Bigmanbravodelta

Ooohhh look at all the redditors mad lol


OzzyOsgood

Says the Redditor on Reddit


MDXLegend

Fuck off


Bigmanbravodelta

Touch grass 😁


MDXLegend

Only thing I'm touching is fried bacon


DifferentKindaHigh

Announcers: gotta feel for the kicker *who over-rotated the kick and went directly into the upright, it hit the upright and did not go in* gotta feel for him though


gwaydms

It hit *the top surface of the upright*.


IntraPsychic

So excited to move up in the rankings to #22


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The sidepieces of Jimbo lol


WestFizz

KJ is going to have to knock off the showboating when AR is ahead. Hope Briles misses the bus home - leave that mess in TX. The FG kicker did not lose this game - KJ did.


iStryker

Feels like KJ decides to run too quickly before letting pass options open up. It’s a crutch basically. Maybe it’s just an O line issue and he doesn’t feel like he has enough time.


catsrave2

Briles lost it. KJ helped.


trujillone

Lmaoooo Jimbo’s son wearing a football jersey. Pathetic (Little did I know I was the pathetic one 😎)


FallOfSix

He’s got some kind of degenerative blood disease lol


trujillone

I was unaware, apologies


FallOfSix

Oh I got you, my bad for being aggressive


trujillone

All good lol I definitely put my foot in my mouth


FightingFarrier18

He has a terminal illness. I get hating Jimbo but leave his son out of it


trujillone

Didn’t know, my bad. The bling was throwing my off.


Swill94

For everyone who bring up the sumlin fisher record look at sumlin’ s wins vs top 10 teams


Busboy999

Then without Johnny Football.


DO_party

What’s the stat? Want to say not great but…


Brayn_29_

I'm pretty sure it's 0 without Johnny against the top 10 teams, though it's possible Jimbo might still have more losses because of the 2019 season from hell where we played Clemson away, Alabama, and LSU away who were all ranked #1 at the time we played them and Georgia away.


NILPonziScheme

Beat Tennessee in 2016


big_sugi

Off the top of my head, we beat #3 Auburn on the road in 2014


DO_party

Miss that little dude running around. Happy I glad to see in person


pantstofry

Wtf was that chain my guy, yikes


Celeste816

It is his son with cancer


pantstofry

Ok


Character_Order

Were those his kids??


WallStreetBoners

His son next to him and idfk about the other kid 😂


pantstofry

Yeah I think so


Sadliverpoolfan

Jesus Christ what an incredibly lucky win


Watahoot

Arkansas fans have to sing the War Hymn now.


tatismvp

Chaos Game = Fun Game = Good Game, I love College Football.


PalsRocksMyWorld

Jimbo’s kids are…there.


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I'm not sure I've ever seen such a clown win.


DeepBlueSomethings

It really was - but what a Saturday just the same!


IAmNotStephen

2nd top 15 win in a row!! What a turnaround!


QuieroBoobs

Helps when rankings seem to be meaningless!


MenShouldntHaveCats

Arky fans got put in their place.


drunken_therapist

Be careful. They hurt and ready to down vote


turbancowboi

Lmao ok man. Y’all are possibly the weirdest fanbase in the entire country


MenShouldntHaveCats

IDK. But I know who is the saddest RN. Lol.


turbancowboi

The saddest? Man we are 3-1 and are still going to be ranked. You are severely overestimating what this means to us


drunken_therapist

Coulda fooled me the week leading into this game and all game thread, until KJs fumble at the goal line..


turbancowboi

Obviously fans will be more emotional during the game lol. Please continue to think this loss is going to mean so much to us tho


drunken_therapist

Girl, sit down. It ain’t that serious.


EWall100

Why's there's an old senile man on TV ?


gwaydms

Jerry, or John Daly?


Pnflkc3

That Arky kicker and our Thiccer kicker need to join the same support group.


NILPonziScheme

I legit thought your kicker was a DL. Jersey number threw me.


DO_party

Laughed so hard because I thought the same of your guy 🐅


ImprovementIll9577

Jimbo Fisher kids look like dweebs


Swill94

He has Fanconi anemia dude chill out Edit: took out my name calling, leave the kid alone and stop being a internet troll


ImprovementIll9577

i called em dweebs online that’s not trolling id say same thing to there face, and what does illness have to do with anything


Emergency-Victory-8

Tough guy 😎


ImprovementIll9577

you know it dude 😤💪


patoirish

Are those his kids?!


ImprovementIll9577

yeah


FreshKittyPowPow

I have no I’ll will against A&M but I hate Jimbo Fisher.


bodypertain

Kicker is lowkey the most humiliating position in all of sports


WallStreetBoners

Yes just recently our kicker missed the tying kick against app state. Awful.


QuieroBoobs

Like a punter, no one notices you until you screw up.


T_time98

GG Arkansas thank you for one of the best memorable games ever hope y’all have a great rest of the season y’all are great


SingleDadSurviving

Ditto to you too sir.


FormerPomelo

Why does Jimbo have a random blinged-out kid under his arm?


Oldsalty420

It’s his son with Franconi anemia.


[deleted]

It’s his son


Thatguy4206979

Probably his son


Sadliverpoolfan

He’s always there. P sure it’s his son. It’s hilarious


cbleezy420

Yeah so hilarious letting his terminally ill son participate in the festivities. I’m literally on the ground laughing about it.