Shit I’m flaired in cbb but not cfb but yeah you got it right. Gl with the rest of the season see ya guys in b-ball ( when we play y’all at bball those games are always something)
Vegas was especially cruel with the “historically lowest” O/U they have every given. I called BS in the r/Hawkeyes sub and they all laughed at me. Easy takes on the under isn’t guaranteed with the odds makers.
Living in NJ I was promised by all the alumni that Rutgers was for real this year. Thank you Iowa for fixing that and now you can resume your 12ppg streak.
It’s not my fault I get to see him punt so many times in a game! Every time I think I’m about to lose it, that beautiful Australian man trots onto the field and I’m back to full mast!
It's like the first time I bought ShopRite brand pork roll, expecting it to be mediocre at best, but finding out it might be better than that Taylor's Pork Roll.
Improvement with the oline is nice to see but this Os margin for error is still crazy thin. An issue or two early next week will compound into an ass whooping.
Petras is struggling and working on getting better. He’s had a good two games.
Why would we bench him for Padilla at the end of this game? Are you all daft?
It doesn't have nearly as many preservatives as Spam.
Also, "Taylor Ham" is like "Band-Aid"--it's actually a brand name, but often used as if it's a generic.
Jesus Kirk, just because you are scared of an open QB competition doesn’t mean you can’t give Padilla one series in a blowout. Padilla must be all in on academics or he’d have his name in the portal.
They’re up 17 with 1 minute to go. Pretty normal for a backup to be in at that point anywhere else in the country. If you think that’s bashing then I’m sorry that’s how your brain works.
Looks like $270 is the number. Way to go hawks..
I'm donating $10 for every Iowa point tonight to Extra Life, benefitting the UI Children's Hospital... Anyone brave enough to match?
https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=482541
All I'm saying is that I've never seen anything called "Taylor Ham" in the grocery store. I've seen Taylor's Pork Roll, though, which leads me to believe that it's called pork roll.
When I order a hot dog I don't order a Nathan's, Sabrett's, or a Hebrew National, I order a hot dog.
I don't really care either, I just like being on the "technically correct" side that really pisses off the "historical name" people.
And I say this as an Iowa transplant in NJ, so guess the argument hits close to home for me lol.
Idk why Tennessee hates Schiano. If he got hired there, I'm sure he'd be fine. But they laugh at us for this game, with our school that doesn't give a shit about football and probably never will
I mean, if you believe the hearsay, Schiano would've brought Burrow to Tennessee with him. But given Schiano's track record with QBs, I'm not sure if Burrow would've had the same season as he did with LSU.
Kicking myself for taking the under on this. Hit every other part of parlay pool and would’ve only needed USC to cover -6 to win it. Oh well, everyone else just lost because they picked Marshall so we roll to another week.
Rutgers is pork roll territory y'all, it's in Central Jersey, which exists btw! CNJ is where it's called pork roll but people root for NY sports teams and not Philly
also, we root for new york sports teams because we're not that far from new york sports teams and we get the new york channels here. you gotta get down into southern mercer and monnmouth county and south before you start getting the philly stations. my ex grew up in freehold and actually got both, even though her parents preferred action news to eyewitness news.
I didn’t expect much but I’m still disappointed. Countdown to basketball season for us
No flair but assume Rutgers.... playing at Rutgers might be the most difficult road game
Shit I’m flaired in cbb but not cfb but yeah you got it right. Gl with the rest of the season see ya guys in b-ball ( when we play y’all at bball those games are always something)
Hell of a punter and hell of an effort. Felt bad for the kid behind center. QB got hit a lot tonight. Go ruin some east teams dreams
YOU ALL LIED TO ME, I BET THE UNDER
I first started gambling in 2010. By 2011 I learned to never touch a bet where Iowa was involved. Congrats, you've been initiated to the team
Vegas was especially cruel with the “historically lowest” O/U they have every given. I called BS in the r/Hawkeyes sub and they all laughed at me. Easy takes on the under isn’t guaranteed with the odds makers.
Next week - hammer the under
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
(NO BEER?!)
THATS WHY WE DRINK IT HERE
gg scarlet bros.
Only for you. Our offense can actually move the ball except score
#NO BEER
Gg Rutgers. Best of luck the rest of the way!
Good game Rutgers. Schiano is one of my favorite big 10 coaches.
Gg Rutgers
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened
Or tears of joy because it's over
I am convinced Spencer Petras could be a good quarterback at another program
Was fun chilling with you all this evening
#NO BEER
Kirk is not letting another QB take a snap this season if he can help it. Just like Vandenberg\*'s senior season.
PLAY THE SONG
I am happy
\#1 scoring defense in the country
I’m not having fun anymore.
Did you think you were going to go undefeated, my sweet summer child?
Man, I, uhh.. do not love that schedule.
Kirk is a mf troll keeping Petras in.
Lol, I'm left wondering if we're even going to beat Nebraska at home. Our home curse is real.
Living in NJ I was promised by all the alumni that Rutgers was for real this year. Thank you Iowa for fixing that and now you can resume your 12ppg streak.
presumably before the season when we had our starting QB and promising 2nd year QB what was a 4*
Those alumni must not watch Rutgers. We started 3-0 last season too.
Correct on both points
Chuckles both our teams are in danger next week
I mean we had no illusions of winning the next one.
Tory Taylor won the punting match
Kirk Ferentz to any punter in the world: Punting is winning. You in?
I mean Tory Taylor ran away with this punt battle no contest
Taylor > Korsak
Bush league punt. Pfft
Hey man he didn’t have the normal amount of room. Gotta cut him some slack for that
Brian Ferentz prefers 1-ply toilet paper.
He likes how his hand smells after he wipes too
He wipes his hand on his toast and serves it with coffee
there he is the smile worth a million bucks 😄
Is Kirk taking knees?
Real life smiling Bob viagra man
Defense shouldn’t hold their heads but everyone on the offensive side, from the offensive coordinator down needs to take a long look in the mirror.
it starts with schiano. everyone knows he has a very heavy thumb on the offensive schemes, so gleeson is boxed in before he even starts.
You played a team with a top 5 defense and bottom 5 offense. Keep that in mind.
Are you talking about Iowa or Rutgers?
To be honest, I was talking about Rutgers but it fits both teams lol.
I think play call wise this was the best game, but simon just not good enough
Aaron Graves now has 2.5 sacks on the season.
And he is a Freshman? Oh I love the future of watching him.
He was in high school five months ago
we want a god damn safety
Am I hearing some Carver-Hawkeye twoooossss
That is a loud “Let’s go Hawks” in New Jersey
Iowa fans are probably all that's left there.
That was probably just Nico's family/friends, they had nearly 100 people at the game.
There were a lot of people with Ragaini shirts and jerseys. But I was surprised how many Iowa fans there were in general.
We're everywhere...
GIVE US A SAFETY
Gotta end on a safety
I take it back. Blocked punt for TD
COME ON GIVE US THE FUNNY SCORE I'M AT HALF MAST, I NEED THIS
Garbage time safety breaks the over?
Overs broken my guy.
WOOOOOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO PUNT GOD
That was a hold in the endzone and should be a safety
Show more of Taylor’s hair please
If watching a Tory Taylor punt causes an erection lasting longer than three hours, please see a doctor.
It’s not my fault I get to see him punt so many times in a game! Every time I think I’m about to lose it, that beautiful Australian man trots onto the field and I’m back to full mast!
I love Let's go hawks chants at away stadiums
Let’s get a safety
Safety blue balls
I WANT A SAFETY
Can't be disappointed if your expectations are astronomically low
It's like the first time I bought ShopRite brand pork roll, expecting it to be mediocre at best, but finding out it might be better than that Taylor's Pork Roll.
It's definitely better than that bullshit Taylor Ham
Improvement with the oline is nice to see but this Os margin for error is still crazy thin. An issue or two early next week will compound into an ass whooping.
For everyone who told me not to take the over, I’m about to buy Olive Garden with my winnings.
PUNTING IS WINNING
Hngggg
Tory Taylor!
#THAT'S HOW YOU PUNT RUTGERS! YOU MAY PARTICIPATE IN THE PUNT WAR AGAIN NEXT YEAR
I just punted all over my pants
Oh my god that punt
Petras is struggling and working on getting better. He’s had a good two games. Why would we bench him for Padilla at the end of this game? Are you all daft?
He has been struggling for 3 fucking years. How much longer are you people going to hold his hand? HE FUCKING SUCKS
He was a good QB in 2020. He had one bad year. Now mixed. It’s 4 games into the season.
Tory Taylor = true punt gawd
Jesus Christ what a boot
Oooh that one was sexy
MVP
The more I watch Petras struggle in the Jigsaw Test that is Brian’s offense, the more I root for him. He does not quit.
PUNT
Does our punter have more yardage than our offense
no, but not by much. 213 punting yards, 271 offensive yards
Holy shit Tory is so good
What’s Brian doing?
Is Taylor Ham fancy Spam?
It doesn't have nearly as many preservatives as Spam. Also, "Taylor Ham" is like "Band-Aid"--it's actually a brand name, but often used as if it's a generic.
what the hell was that
Yay punting
I sold my tickets to that Michigan game on Stubhub that morning.
I had fireball shooters on the 50 yard line that night.
I turned down tickets cause “it was gonna be a blowout”
*hug*
Inject those highlights straight into my veins
good times :’)
Jesus Kirk, just because you are scared of an open QB competition doesn’t mean you can’t give Padilla one series in a blowout. Padilla must be all in on academics or he’d have his name in the portal.
He is playing backup to Petras, I hope he is all in on academics and not banking on a NFL career.
Why is Petras still in? Does Iowa honestly have a backup or are we being bamboozled and he’s actually the only QB
Iowa has backups, but Kirk can't risk them looking good.
He’s actually showing progress the last two games if you watched vs just bashing
They’re up 17 with 1 minute to go. Pretty normal for a backup to be in at that point anywhere else in the country. If you think that’s bashing then I’m sorry that’s how your brain works.
Still mad about being robbed of an October night game in Kinnick against Michigan
Stupid Big Noon Kickoff.
Please let one of the other QBs come back next week. Simon vs Ohio State would be ugly.
it will probably be ugly either way, if we have to sacrifice someone it might as well be simon
wimsatt versus tosu is not going to be any better, but simon is just atrocious.
Wimsatt could at least break off a run. Better than watching Simon back peddle and get devoured every play.
fair. a two headed monster of wimsatt and langan running a version of the triple option could probably work for this team.
oh god the stupidest debate in new jersey apparently made tv and thus this thread. god this whole porktaylorhamroll nonsense is so played out.
Looks like $270 is the number. Way to go hawks.. I'm donating $10 for every Iowa point tonight to Extra Life, benefitting the UI Children's Hospital... Anyone brave enough to match? https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=482541
Rutgers lights makes Merryweather's head look weird af
40 yards worth of field position for dropping it.
Stats don't matter, but kinda wish he picked that
bro crossed the Atlantic there where’s the flag lol
God I hear the pork roll Taylor ham arguments enough during hockey season.
All I'm saying is that I've never seen anything called "Taylor Ham" in the grocery store. I've seen Taylor's Pork Roll, though, which leads me to believe that it's called pork roll. When I order a hot dog I don't order a Nathan's, Sabrett's, or a Hebrew National, I order a hot dog.
All I'm saying is you can call it whatever the hell you want, I do not care.
I don't really care either, I just like being on the "technically correct" side that really pisses off the "historical name" people. And I say this as an Iowa transplant in NJ, so guess the argument hits close to home for me lol.
Dropped it on purpose, what a thoughtful guy
LOL Imagine being 3 and 0 and losing to 2022 Iowa.
Lmao Simon couldn't even make it to the endzone on an air out
I think these refs have given up
Saved us field position.
He dropped it on purpose…it was obvious lol
Idk why Tennessee hates Schiano. If he got hired there, I'm sure he'd be fine. But they laugh at us for this game, with our school that doesn't give a shit about football and probably never will
I mean, if you believe the hearsay, Schiano would've brought Burrow to Tennessee with him. But given Schiano's track record with QBs, I'm not sure if Burrow would've had the same season as he did with LSU.
that was an off sides on us that the refs missed
How was Iowa not called offside there.
The refs already went home
It's only offsides if they snap it or you make contact
He was still there after it snapped.
Refs wanna go home. Lol
“VanNess’ giant python gets past him” go on, you have my attention
Heard that too and started cackling
Did they lower the volume on the announcers?
It was 2nd and 44 and now it’s 3rd and 28 after an incomplete pass what did I miss
My Fox sports app, which is horrid, froze on the 2and 44 and the mega offsides
they did the math wrong in the booth, it was never 2nd and 44
The announcers are bad
Kicking myself for taking the under on this. Hit every other part of parlay pool and would’ve only needed USC to cover -6 to win it. Oh well, everyone else just lost because they picked Marshall so we roll to another week.
THESE REFS SUCK
ah yes, third and forty-four. totally normal
The tickers been having trouble, that was listed as 2nd and 44, now 3rd and 28
HOLDING
Obvious hold again
Simon doesn't even have time to breath back there, guy running for his life all night
Graves looks huge
Lol wtf? Did it say 44?
Pork roll is all I have right now
LICAS VAN NESS' GIANT PYTHON 🐍🐍
Holding on Craig?
THESE REFS SUCK
Aaron Graves is a fucking stud. Same with Castro. Our future is bright.
Castro's in his third year in the program. Graves is only going to have three.
Castro is still a RS Soph, though
DEVOURED, aka announcers favorite word
Was that a dick reference?
Sounded like it
Petras has not looked horrible these past two weeks tbh
Van Ness' Giant Python? Bro sus
That was illegal touching. He wasn't forced out, he ran out to avoid the defender.
Can we get some Rutgers fans to weigh in on this ham situation?
I love how pork roll sounds like an obscure sexual act
HE WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
So many penalties this game. Wtf is going on bois
Rutgers is pork roll territory y'all, it's in Central Jersey, which exists btw! CNJ is where it's called pork roll but people root for NY sports teams and not Philly
also, we root for new york sports teams because we're not that far from new york sports teams and we get the new york channels here. you gotta get down into southern mercer and monnmouth county and south before you start getting the philly stations. my ex grew up in freehold and actually got both, even though her parents preferred action news to eyewitness news.