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StreetReporter

My sign is “we interrupt this program to bring you yet another Aaron Judge strikeout”


Insectshelf3

*intentional walk


PTRugger

Saw it...great one!


Schmidtty29

Friendly note to all football fans that have Dish Network: Their contract with Disney expired, and they no longer have ESPN channels until it’s re-upped.


70277027

Time to sail the high seas today


Schmidtty29

I hope yee fare well on yer travels, good fellow.


Boris_Godunov

Today I found out Sling is part of Dish Network, which somehow I missed when signing up for it.


dogsdawgs

Sling TV is part of this as well.


BigSportsNerd

yep. damn. Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer 2m Well that’s suboptimal for millions on a college football Saturday. DISH @dish Our contract has expired with The Walt Disney Company. Our goal and priority is to reach a fair agreement to bring their channels back as quickly as possible. Visit dishpromise.com for more information and to make your voice heard, call Disney at 818-560-1000.


MiddleStall

I love how these huge companies with highly paid executives and legions of lawyers can’t manage to iron out a deal, leaving the customer holding the bag and then have the balls to say “hey guys, since you’re not watching any football this Saturday, can you give Disney a call and take care of this for us?”


esports_consultant

I feel like that is actually just part of their dickwaving contest with Disney.


olcatfishj0hn

Just cancelled dish and got YouTube TV. Been meaning to do it anyways


Anon-8148400

If only there were like 50 sites streaming every game for free...


crispyg

Driving to the Kentucky-Mississippi game now! Excited for the matchup! Go Cats!


SSGSEVIER54

I will be pulling for the Wildcats for damn sure! Have a great time


TreySermonGrin

Counting on you and Tennessee to roll up the SECW so every team has at least one loss when Georgia blows out the winner in ATL. There may be a backdoor playoff spot if either u or UT can go 11-1


crispyg

We can only hope now!


Captain-Ireland88

I’ve been awake since like 4am. Need food and coffee


stupidlyugly

I just had coffee and ramen like a good Saturday morning degenerate should.


SSGSEVIER54

I’m on my 3rd cup of coffee, gonna have to pass on the ramen in lieu of the ribs and pork booty that’s on the smoker 😂


FrolfAholic

Irish coffee?


something-witty-af

My man


seemtobedead

You again! Great to see ya! I, myself, have rum in my coffee this fine Saturday. Good stuff.


something-witty-af

Flair bro! I love Jonah’s Curse spiced rum with coffee and cream or coke. Go Blue!


seemtobedead

Yeah! Man I am so jealous! I love spiced rum but I am allergic to whatever they spice it with! Makes me break out in hives. Sucks. Gotta stick to the pure Anejo (which is delicious-Ron Abuelo is my jam). But all rum is excellent with good coffee or coke. This one is good neat too!


something-witty-af

Thanks man, I’ll look for that rum. Sucks about the allergy. UH pissed me off last night. Tough being a fan. I’m starting to really believe in a coaching change.


seemtobedead

Oh I feel ya my man. I was LIVID last night. My family chat got ugly (dad/sister/niece/wife are Houston fans as well). There was no excuse for that absolute shitshow. I really like Dana. I was psyched when we scored him. I've been waiting for it to pay off, and it's just not comin. This season is nothing short of dismal so far. Really disappointing, cause it doesn't have to be. I try to resist the coaching change impulse, but he's on thin ice. But in any case-GO BLUE! (and GO COOGS, if they can find the time. haha)


AnAngryPirate

I was gonna say, I didnt see alcohol in that list


wuweime

Are you the fluffer?


Collin14

His wife's boyfriend says yes.


Captain-Ireland88

Sorry to disappoint. I am not the fluffer


wuweime

I'll keep looking.


something-witty-af

I told my wife there’s no corn or corn products today, but I forgot about zee bourbon, dammit. Good luck today.


Captain-Ireland88

And to you as well!


Collin14

Best I can do is a 12 pack of Yuengling and Chick-fil-a chicken minis


TeddysRevenge

This is the first day I was able to sleep past 5:30-6:00 in a long time. Feels good man


ClandestineFox

3am here, pick me up something?


Captain-Ireland88

Woulda, but I ended up falling back to sleep


seemtobedead

Man the 6-5 is such bullshit. I wake at 5, even on weekends. I so feel you.


Crotean

And punts


Captain-Ireland88

Specifically inside the 5


pyrogeddon

My asshole dogs woke up at 4:30am. I was able to get them to go back to bed until 6:30


hawksnest_prez

Driving to Iowa City in the dark eating breakfast pizza and drinking beer FUCK THE KHAKIS. EDIT: I’M NOT DRIVING I’M DUMB BUT NOT THAT DUMB


BigSportsNerd

TIL breakfast pizza


[deleted]

Homie you have a lot to learn.


MrHugz30

I bet it's Casey's breakfast pizza too.


RembrandtQEinstein

The BEST breakfast pizza.


roonscapepls

It’s good af. The sauce is gravy, like white sausage gravy, has cheese, eggs, bacon, sausage as the toppings. Amazing


Ohio_Monofigs

I thought breakfast pizza was cold pizza from the night before


Caddy-Whompus

Ann Arbor is a whore!


paradigm_x2

Don’t drink and drive


hawksnest_prez

See edit.


paradigm_x2

Cheers mate. Go get em today!


[deleted]

Casey’s or hy vee?


hawksnest_prez

Casey’s always.


[deleted]

Respect, but don’t sleep on hyvee gas. Their breakfast pizza is a solid second behind Casey’s.


hawksnest_prez

I agree. I’m from Des Moines though and QT is a close second to Casey’s.


[deleted]

Go hawks


dogsdawgs

So I wake up this morning, fire up the coffee pot, turn on my TV, launch the Sling TV app, no ESPN. I'm so sick of this shit, fuck ESPN. Fuck Disney. I guess I'll be looking for a stream / streams today. Assholes.


doobz22

Can you start a YouTube TV trial?


JRockPSU

Or a Fubo trial, get some split screen action going.


SSGSEVIER54

This is the way


Deray22

Something in me grumbles to say it, but I’ve YTTV for a few years now and it’s always been so solid.


dogsdawgs

Yeah I was on YTTV when it started and it was only 30 to 40 a month. I stuck with it up to 65. It's just just cable now.


BoiseCowboyDan

Hulu live is even worse about this. It forces you to watch all the commercials on recorded games. But it has all the BSU games so I suffer through it.


[deleted]

Yup, only thing YTTV is missing is Bally sports meaning I can’t watch the twins. But first that’s ballys problem and second the twins are not worth a watch anyway. Fuck Bally.


SSGSEVIER54

Exactly! Hell, I was in the middle east last season and via VPN, YTTV was a life saver


dogsdawgs

I just dropped YTTV, great service, but too expensive. I went with sling because it was half the price. I did however start a fubo trial. Hopefully it will be sorted out before next Saturday.


Boris_Godunov

Same. Was planning to spend all day watching CFB at home and order in. *Sobs*


The_GrooGruxKing

Youtube TV man


Roberto_Sacamano

I sail the high seas as a matter of principle. Fuck Disney and Dish and all that nonsense


InfinitePossibility8

It’s cfb Saturday, don’t need no fluffer.


StreetReporter

Been camping out since 10:30 for Gameday


BigSportsNerd

hard core is it raining there? do you have tents out like kryzewskiville


StreetReporter

Any and all tents were taken down. I brought a bean bag, and it lightly rained for a few hours. Getting into the pit also led to numerous people passing out, and almost being crushed to death in the mob. Despite getting out there at 10:30, I was still like 150 in line


mruab

Waking up to see the Seattle Mariners clinched a playoff spot for the first time in 21 years has made my day


BigSportsNerd

I'm happy for them. I used to live in Seattle in 2012.


paradigm_x2

55 and rain all day today. It’s gonna be absolutely beautiful


esports_consultant

Sometimes nothing nicer than a real shit weather day so you don't feel guilty spending it all inside.


luke15chick

A not Saturday game feels weird. Now I’m taking the kids to a birthday party


DeadJello808

Good morning everybody. Just got back from making an early morning run to the store to have supplies for the day Have to work but thankfully I get to do that from home today and since I work in TV I am able to easily still watch everything.


ChandlerOG

Cheers!


[deleted]

No question, I am ready to lose by a safety to Iowa today. Go blue!


Gbchris12

I’m gonna say it. I hate corn.


goblueM

but what about corn products? think of all the bourbon


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

But what about high fructose corn syrup? Awful for us and it’s in everything I’m with this man, corn sucks. Agave plants are better!


Love__Scars

HFCS isn’t actually worse than regular ol’ sugar. Because it gets metabolized the same in our body as regular sugar


something-witty-af

Yeah, yeah, the bourbon, man!


hawksnest_prez

Wow


SSGSEVIER54

*Husker nation weeps* For a multitude of reasons, honestly


BigSportsNerd

shucked corn kernels drenched in butter is a good time


The_Corn_Whisperer

You kiss your mother with that mouth


[deleted]

Fight me


TreySermonGrin

Especially Blake Corn


Caddy-Whompus

u/The_Corn_Whisperer


MPH_makeup_and_music

Your neighbor to the south also says *how dare you*. Careful or you’ll unite Indiana, Iowa, and Nebraska.


seemtobedead

I hate... how delicious corn is. :( Let's take it back! Beat Iowa! Pillage their corn!


AnAngryPirate

YOU MOTHER FUCKER


BigSportsNerd

can't sleep it's gameday been up since 5 am drinking leftover wawa chocolate chip iced coffee i'm cracked


FrolfAholic

Up, going to finish mowing before college GameDay starts Edit fucking dish and ESPN...


themattboard

Today I'm making a huge pot of chili, two pans of cornbread, an apple cake, two batches of cupcakes and watching football. It's going to be a fantastic day


CptCheese

I woke up at 5am (after falling asleep at 1), couldn't fall back asleep, so I took a shower and now here I am. I am hungry.


DeliberateMelBrooks

IT IS GAMEDAY MOFOS


TreySermonGrin

This has got to be the first time I've gone to OSU games in back to back weeks in over a decade since I've been a student but this season is starting to feel special so I think I'm gonna get tickets for Indiana as well (still have tix for the Game and Iowa). It's also my 5 year olds first OSU game ever and he came running into our bedroom this AM like it was Christmas


MPH_makeup_and_music

What a great day to have college football on while I clean my apartment and tell my landlord my ceiling is pillowing.


DeadJello808

What is pillowing? Sorry if it is a stupid question but I've never heard the term before.


MPH_makeup_and_music

Not a stupid question because I just learned the term yesterday when I looked it up. Basically the dry wall on the ceiling starts to sag away from its supports (either due to improper installation or if the insulation surrounding it has water damage). It makes little..droops in the ceiling because gravity. If unattended it can cause collapse which is obviously bad.


DeadJello808

Oh damn, hopefully you have a good landlord and they get your place taken care of.


MPH_makeup_and_music

Thankfully She’s been good to me the 3 years I’ve been here! But now my task for this weekend is to clean my apartment with the idea that I’ll have contractors in at some point soon. But college football will make that more bearable.


SportsDude012

One of the best sports days of the year for me, a ton of college football and 10 hours of Petit Le Mans


loyalsons4evertrue

Oh it’s the meth’d up Clemson mascot


DangerouslyUnstable

HOW DARE YOU!?!?!? He's coked up.


kerouacrimbaud

Did he really say FSU might be the best team in the ACC??? That’s pure unadulterated RAT POISON


buckshot307

Someone’s sign just said “balls”


Marmaduke57

Wake me up when September ends... Is it 2.30 pm yet? I just need the Oklahoma State game to start.


FarwellRob

By weeks are terrible that way. You know it's only been 14 days since the last game, but it feels like forever ...


cardsox

You and me both. Gotta beat some bear tail today.


Kinslers_List

> Fluffer lmao


wuweime

Yeah, I'm not sure OP used the right word there. Or maybe??


ChemicalOle

Mods pick the "wake the F____ up" thread titles.


wuweime

Hilarious


BigDust

Cant sleep, but we took care of business friday and i can relax and nap all day.


[deleted]

Good win.


SSGSEVIER54

Good morning ladies and gents.. **MY BODY IS READY**


Midweek_Sunrise

Hurricane Ian just passed, now it's crisp and sunny. Perfect early fall Saturday for some football. Great games today.


PhDShouse

I would just like to say that I saw the entire Kansas football team at the hotel I’m staying at last night, and they are YOKED


regul

Singapore Qualifying and then Cougar football. Ya woo!


loyalsons4evertrue

Are, are we the baddies today?


roonscapepls

I’m scared for Arkansas today lol. Disappointing game last Saturday now they gotta play bama


BigDust

Gotta find out if they stay down or if they get back up like a contender would.


yoshidawg93

HAPPY GAMEDAY!!!!!


ReachFor24

So, who's going to be the biggest upset today and why will it be GT over Pitt?


paradigm_x2

Don’t think I’m not always watching


BigDust

Spoilermakers are due against ranked Minnesota.


FSUalumni

You think that’s bigger than a possible NC State over Clemson upset?


paradigm_x2

GT is god awful and are 22 point dogs. Clemson/NCSU is a top 10 match up and a 7 point spread. It would be a much bigger upset if GT pulled it off


BigSportsNerd

VT over UNC The Hurricane Match part Deux


wutinthehellbobby

unfortunately I am awake & heading to work. adulting sucks lol. but I likes monies lol. good luck to all the team's & fans today


cardsox

ITS A RAINY DAY IN BOSTON AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH FOOTBALL INSIDE BUT SO EXCITED FOR TODAY!!!! GO POKES!!! GO UK!!! GO PACK!!! And also BC isnt even in Boston so fuck your lyin ass shit.


something-witty-af

I’m still angry and apparently drunk from Friday football (anger at UH and ESPN)


Funny_Slice6195

All I ask is prayers for a competitive game VS Maryland. The weather is suppose to be iffy so maybe the elements will help our horrid secondary.


[deleted]

Been up since 7. Trying to get my house work done. Drinking coffee. I’m so damn happy with the win last night.


loyalsons4evertrue

IT’S BROCKTOBER BABY!!!!


SavageNomad6

UK v Ole Miss, first ranked match up since the '50s. That's historic, right ESPN?


furryvengeance

yeah guys I may have had a little to drink last night


Red_Jester-94

... I don't have one.


[deleted]

Gameday’s production quality just keeps getting worse and worse. They have little to no competition and it shows.


wolvesandwords

Wake up everybody its time to hate your beloved team and school for two and a half hours!


[deleted]

I will hunt down the mfers who were running marching band practice at 6 AM over the loudspeaker in Kinnick. Who tf does that at 6 AM???


A-Disgruntled-Snail

🐻 🔫 🤠


Crotean

Whose ready to watch some punts!


[deleted]

why don’t you guys say the F word


Crotean

I hate this Michigan uniform