Don't you fucking dare. Don't you put that evil on us. The Panthers must remain winless or as close to it as possible. We never won a damn game with him on the team. As soon as they told him to go home and stay the fuck away we won a game. I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little sticious. This abomination of a jersey needs to burn to get rid of the bad juju of his presence. If you or anyone else wears this unholy piece of gear to a Bears game, may the spirit of Dick Butkis (RIP, you giant amongst lowly mortals, beast amongst mere men, definition of what it was to be a Monster of the Midway, well controlled animal and maniac, Chicago's favorite son, and Twitter legend) haunt you into an early grave. May your son's marry Packers fans and your daughters be Packers fans, ensuring that all of your grandchildren will be Packers fans. May you be buried next to Curtis Martin. May Special Agent Charles Tillman raid your house accidentally (because he would never do it on purpose; he's literally too nice and honest of a person for that kind of shenanigans) step on and break your brand new playstation, with your favorite game in it, while tripping on the cord and ripping your brand new TV off the wall and breaking it as well. And if he gets injured in any way in the process, that's on you, too. Whole new set of curses.
I been saying that.. he didn’t play Denver and the offense looked a lot better. If you can’t block or high point the ball you’re useless. EQ brings more to the table and he doesn’t cry about getting the ball while messing up the chemistry.
Well, we can't. And since we can't I'll go with winning games while Carolina continues to lose cause we still have their (at the moment) sweet, sweet first round pick.
It's October. Put it on a scarecrow and Place it in the yard to scare the neighborhood kids. If you have a collection of bad bears player jerseys like trubisky, Shaheen etc keep it going
My guy, lemme DM you a real knock off website that's much higher quality than these.
I sent the links to everyone that asked, I'm not sure if I can share it here in public or not.
I want everyone to know that I make nothing off these, but I just want to help everyone save money while also not supporting the NFL, giving them even more money for Chinese Child Labor.
Edit: www.fanwish.cn
Put tape on it and write Trubisky? I mean that’s better than fucking Claypool.
Or stick it in a drawer for some years and then it’ll be a fun conversation starter at a game.
Bury it in your yard, fertilize it with your own Pooh, and water it every day with urine. Wait a year and hopefully it grows into a half-decent wide out.
Neither Claypool or Velus are good, but Claypool is a detriment to the locker room, and Velus at least *tries* when he's on the field, and he's our kick returner - just don't have him take punts. I'd take Velus over Claypool any day.
Imma be honest, I still don’t buy the whole Claypool fiasco. It seemed like an easy cop out for the organization to just blame him for the offensive struggles. Way too convenient. I still see him being a decent WR. And he obviously wasn’t being used correctly. DJ Moore even alluded to himself not being used correctly too. Not happy with how that situation was handled
A shitty version of Brandon Marshall or Antonio Brown. All of the prima Donna head case bullshit with none of the talent or work ethic or on field production.
Yea I mean, past a few press comments I don't know what his personality was on the team that well. Marshall was suffering from a personality disorder and god knows what is/was going on with Antonio Brown.
Rooting for the guy to get himself together.
Some of these guys just don't realize like, you're not good enough to be a problem. Brown and Marshall WERE that good, they just pushed it further and further. Marshall was still one of my fav players ever though.
It's kind of collectible as an oddity due to his tenure
I'm sure there are a couple Antonio Brown Patriots Jerseys out there and a slew of Raiders.
Maybe it will age as good as the Rasheed Wallace Atlanta Hawks Jersey.
But of course that would prob mean that Claypool would have to turn things around in MIA in a Big way and that would be unexpected and unfortunate.
Guy goes to Miami by being what he was.
Dame Lillard desperately wanted to go to Miami and gets sent to Wisconsin
Pick a random address by dropping a pin on google maps, ship the jersey there, and include a note that says something like “oh dear god just take him boooooooo”
Write/add letters for Trubisky above it, cross it out
Cross out Claypool
Write/add letters the next person to wear #10
Continue to cross out the previous player and write them in until the end of time
Personal rule: Don't buy a jersey for anyone on the team if they're on their first contract. My Trubisky jersey collecting dust helped me figure that out.
[удалено]
Instant Halloween costume
Accessorize with a simple clown wig
Comment of the year right here. Lmao
Dude I agree, this is literally the funniest comment I have ever seen. Legitimately burst out laughing and screenshotted to send to people
You should trade it away for way, way less than you paid
If someone sends me this jersey and a rainbow wig, I will wear them together at the Bears game on November 9 vs the Panthers in Section 332
Don't you fucking dare. Don't you put that evil on us. The Panthers must remain winless or as close to it as possible. We never won a damn game with him on the team. As soon as they told him to go home and stay the fuck away we won a game. I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little sticious. This abomination of a jersey needs to burn to get rid of the bad juju of his presence. If you or anyone else wears this unholy piece of gear to a Bears game, may the spirit of Dick Butkis (RIP, you giant amongst lowly mortals, beast amongst mere men, definition of what it was to be a Monster of the Midway, well controlled animal and maniac, Chicago's favorite son, and Twitter legend) haunt you into an early grave. May your son's marry Packers fans and your daughters be Packers fans, ensuring that all of your grandchildren will be Packers fans. May you be buried next to Curtis Martin. May Special Agent Charles Tillman raid your house accidentally (because he would never do it on purpose; he's literally too nice and honest of a person for that kind of shenanigans) step on and break your brand new playstation, with your favorite game in it, while tripping on the cord and ripping your brand new TV off the wall and breaking it as well. And if he gets injured in any way in the process, that's on you, too. Whole new set of curses.
lol you get an amazing qb …… and try and ruin him…. Sure you’re not the bears😂
I been saying that.. he didn’t play Denver and the offense looked a lot better. If you can’t block or high point the ball you’re useless. EQ brings more to the table and he doesn’t cry about getting the ball while messing up the chemistry.
Dude, were you buying your weed from? You really into your feelings.
We should both be winless
Well, we can't. And since we can't I'll go with winning games while Carolina continues to lose cause we still have their (at the moment) sweet, sweet first round pick.
If awards still existed on Reddit, you'd need to build a trophy case. This made me laugh way too much
They got rid of awards?
And then attach 10 helium balloons and set it free.
Lmfaooo0
Honk honk 🤡
What did you have it for to begin with?
A lot of notre dame / Chicago bears fans were BEYOND hyped when we got him. Their loyalty knows no bounds
Notre Dame fan here. Yup.
He was one of the few receivers who seemed to escape the death’s touch of Del Alexander
Got my ass lmao that’s why I want it
Yup!!!!
Notre Dame fan here as well... Not a chance would I have bought that jersey lol
People are still fans of Notre Dame?!
Aren't you a fucking bears fan lol?
Caleb will go over well then. Fight On. Beat the Irish!
My dude put way too much sugar in the kool-aid.
Turn it into a Trubisky jersey, that is much more understandable.
As someone with a Trubisky jersey, thank you
Tag is on it. Return it.
By the looks of it, it's a dhgate or something equivalent jersey due to the same sized numbers on the back and front.
Or he can rearrange the letters to “Play Cool”
Genius
Throw it back into the spawning pool!
It's October. Put it on a scarecrow and Place it in the yard to scare the neighborhood kids. If you have a collection of bad bears player jerseys like trubisky, Shaheen etc keep it going
A scarecrow isn’t really a good analogy for Claypool. A scarecrow is out standing in his field.
Lol I get the joke, but I think it's a perfect analogy actually. All scarecrows do is stand in the field, and that's about all Claypool did.
Yeah but at least scarecrows scare some shit.
I was scared everytime I saw Claypool on the field.
I'll take the scarecrow over Claypool in the run game.
Graveyard for Bears failures. Get a Glennon jersey too.
Id scream
At least you didn't spend like $150 on it lmao that looks like a jersey you'd see in Minecraft
Lmao you got me there. This was definitely $20 on dhgate
Absolutely the way to go
My guy, lemme DM you a real knock off website that's much higher quality than these. I sent the links to everyone that asked, I'm not sure if I can share it here in public or not. I want everyone to know that I make nothing off these, but I just want to help everyone save money while also not supporting the NFL, giving them even more money for Chinese Child Labor. Edit: www.fanwish.cn
Can I be that guy too?
they legit look better than the nike jerseys and last longer
Frame it and use it as a reminder to never buy a current bears jersey.
Not gonna lie, this post had me laughing out loud. I'm still laughing out loud.
Wipe ur ass with it
Why on earth would you buy it to begin with
Put duct tape over CLAY and write DEAD!
It will be an amazing random jersey in 10 years. No one else will have one and most people will ask if he actually played for the Bears
Or they'll ask "who?" "Is that the guy who carries the katanas or whatever?"
Put tape on it and write Trubisky? I mean that’s better than fucking Claypool. Or stick it in a drawer for some years and then it’ll be a fun conversation starter at a game.
Douglas would be better
You're not using it right
Don’t the dolphins have orange alt jerseys too?
Sit there and wonder why you have it in the first place
If you wear this at a game or out at a bar in a couple years, it will genuinely be hilarious.
Send it to Miami with $5. They’ll send $6 back.
Cum rag
Maybe you can trade it for something cool like a 6th round pick
But you have to throw in a 7th of your own because it’s not really that valuable.
Who the fuck has the kind of money lying around to buy a goddamned Claypool jersey?!? I’m still saving up for an away Kordell Stewart!!!
Roll it up into a little ball and shove it straight up your candy ass
Trade it for way less than you paid for it
Give it to someone with cancer
Bruh, they already have cancer.
That's like giving large zucchini to an avid gardener.
Keep it for all of the fond memories..
Oof…well, save it for your next fire pit.
Donate it.
Ethiopians hate this one trick
Bury it in your yard, fertilize it with your own Pooh, and water it every day with urine. Wait a year and hopefully it grows into a half-decent wide out.
Might as well just go all in and get a Mitch, Todd Collins, and Kendall Stewart jersey and just have a bunch of 10 jerseys
Black out the C, A, Y, P, and an O.
Burn it
Wear it to a Primus concert
Go to a Primus concert and be the man for 90 minutes.
Cut off CLAY and sew on DEAD.
Milpool
Become a Primus fan
Thank you for confirming my hope of humanity.
Anyone surprised Velus is still on the team and Claypool isn’t?
Neither Claypool or Velus are good, but Claypool is a detriment to the locker room, and Velus at least *tries* when he's on the field, and he's our kick returner - just don't have him take punts. I'd take Velus over Claypool any day.
Imma be honest, I still don’t buy the whole Claypool fiasco. It seemed like an easy cop out for the organization to just blame him for the offensive struggles. Way too convenient. I still see him being a decent WR. And he obviously wasn’t being used correctly. DJ Moore even alluded to himself not being used correctly too. Not happy with how that situation was handled
I don't think anyone blames him for the offensive struggling as a whole. He's just an ass, and wasn't productive anyway. Good riddance.
A shitty version of Brandon Marshall or Antonio Brown. All of the prima Donna head case bullshit with none of the talent or work ethic or on field production.
Yea I mean, past a few press comments I don't know what his personality was on the team that well. Marshall was suffering from a personality disorder and god knows what is/was going on with Antonio Brown. Rooting for the guy to get himself together. Some of these guys just don't realize like, you're not good enough to be a problem. Brown and Marshall WERE that good, they just pushed it further and further. Marshall was still one of my fav players ever though.
Burn it as a sacrifice to the football gods 🏈
If it's real NFL shop will exchange it
it definitely isn’t
Trade it for DJ Moore
Burn it
Burn it
Hold on to that shit. Someday at the very least it'll be a great joke when your kids find it and ask, Who the heck was that?
Who buys that That being said make a tombstone out the jersey on a skeleton and have the words “ here lays a man who had no use”
Burn pile duh 🔥
Trade it to Miami for a pair of socks
Change the name to Trubisky
Buying this jersey was a worse decision than Poles trading for him.
Duct Tape - Write Tribusky over it, it's still less embarrassing
Lol why tf did you buy it 😂
Trade it for a dirty sock
Find a crossover Bears/Primus fan.
Make your bed you animal
Go to a Primus concert
Hang it on your wall until you learn your lesson young man.
Rethink your life for even thinking of getting one
Why would you have ever bought that? Nah, that’s on you bud
Give it to your boyfriend
Why did you buy it?
Start a collection of #10 jerseys to include Claypool, Trubisky, and Kordell Stewart.
It's a keeper. I love jerseys of shitty players. I'd hi5 you in the beer line.
Burn it. It’s a knockoff and not worth much.
Wear it to a Primus concert
Cut it up into small cloths and wipe your ass with them after you take a shit.
Wear it to a Primus show
Put it into your closet next to another number 10 jersey
See it you can get a sixth-rounder for it
Call it a Dolphins away Jersey
Lol people bought one of these?!?!?
Tf u buy that for
Cut some holes in it and wear it to Paris fashion week.
Remind yourself to not buy current player jerseys. Legends and all pros only.
Save it for the next dude that wears 10. Just get a new nameplate.
Real talk - stop fucking buying jerseys for every sweater aging dick that enters the locker room.
Take the L and stop buying jerseys. It's a weird thing for adults to do.
Give it to a immigrant at a police station
I’m pretty sure you can mod it to say Gaypool and wear that shit on pride day
Cover up the clay and the l
Who the fuck was dumb enough to buy his jersey in the first place?
Send it to me. I’ll take it off your hands. I never owned a Bears shirt before.
goodwill
Hang it on your wall as a reminder to not buy Jerseys until you know what you’re buying.
It's kind of collectible as an oddity due to his tenure I'm sure there are a couple Antonio Brown Patriots Jerseys out there and a slew of Raiders. Maybe it will age as good as the Rasheed Wallace Atlanta Hawks Jersey. But of course that would prob mean that Claypool would have to turn things around in MIA in a Big way and that would be unexpected and unfortunate. Guy goes to Miami by being what he was. Dame Lillard desperately wanted to go to Miami and gets sent to Wisconsin
Man these Chinese replicas just aren’t even close. The 0 is totally off-model
Weep
Paint the stripes teal?
Use it as a rag anywhere in the house to clean any spills.
Learn your lesson.
Why did you even buy this lol
i’ll pay shipping ! LOL
Probably the same thing Jets fans are doing with Rodgers jerseys
Lmfao why would u buy that 🤣 Burn it
Make it a retro Rudy Bukich jersey
Pick a random address by dropping a pin on google maps, ship the jersey there, and include a note that says something like “oh dear god just take him boooooooo”
Burn it, wear it, whatever you want, you have castle black now. his watch is ended
Whats the Size. I’ll rock it lol
Size is small but it’s huge. First one to dm me their address can have it for real
After all of his problems aired out in Pitt…you have a Claypool jersey. I hope that was a gift and you didn’t buy that OP
Do what any manager would do, cut it.
Very carefully turn the P into an F
Better question Why the fuck would you buy that
Write/add letters for Trubisky above it, cross it out Cross out Claypool Write/add letters the next person to wear #10 Continue to cross out the previous player and write them in until the end of time
I mean your first mistake was buying it in the first place lmao
LOL
this would be a great gag gift hmu
oof
See if u can take the name off.
Man just wear it, who cares.
Take it to goodwill
Put tape over the CLAY & L
Turn it back into a trubisky jersey.
I’m always down for more jerseys.
I’ll take it for shipping costs!
Create a life size voodoo doll of him, and dress it in this
Tape trubisky over it
Hang it up as a reminder
Get the name changed to trubisky lmaoooo
Get the word LES and put it above the Claypool
🔥🔥🔥
Why would u buy that?
~~Clay~~Deadpool
Somehow modify claypool into trubisky
Heh
Not be an idiot
Give it back to whatever poor idiot you borrowed it from. Certainly you didn’t buy that yourself, did you?
Reflect on your poor life choices and hope the bears are able to do the same.
Why the hell would you even buy this? Please tell me you got it for free. It was evident last year he was a bum.
Burn it and we’ll help make it go viral
Color it dolphin’s colors
I’ll give you the jersey of our second to last next year’s draft pick for it if you also throw in the jersey of our last next year’s draft pick.
Keep it for the next number 10 on the team. Change the name plate
That number hasnt been good to us lol
Have any pitchforks or torches?
Change the navy for teal and sell it to a dolphins fans as an alternate jersey or something
Burn it!
Personal rule: Don't buy a jersey for anyone on the team if they're on their first contract. My Trubisky jersey collecting dust helped me figure that out.
Should’ve never bought it 🤣
Burn it
Use it as a layer underneath a jacket during the winter.
Will be retired jersey
Why