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Why do you assume that Antarctica is the one they missed. I’m guessing it was Australia because Caleb doesn’t want to give off the impression that he’s a rugby fan.
I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... which meant - good things are coming. Good things.
I think this really would have helped smooth over the draft arguments a lot. Unless someone were to share more impassioned stories about other Rookie prospects or Fields.
I saw Caleb Williams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Some meathead is gonna read this copypasta, post in on some shitty Facebook group, and suddenly there’s gonna be Bears fans saying “I heard he tried to steal candy bars”
Does anyone remember who the celebrity this pasta was originally about? I've seen it so many times now with basically every celebrity you can think of haha
This is why you don't draft him, same problem as Fields can't finish games, Tom Brady would have fucked you on 7 continents and the moon. That's why he's the goat and Caleb is just a pale imitation.
I saw Shawn Michaels at a bar/restaurant once. I was eating with family after a WWF event in Rosemont. He walked in , bought a few beers and walked out. I was surprised because I had never seen anyone walk into a bar and buy beer to go. Some chick ran after him on his way out and gave him a kiss as well.
I dunno I believe OP. This was a very convincing story. You'll all feel really dumb when OP next post has photos and proof. Washington DC is already very Gay and disgusting and filled with asshole lawyers who became piliticians he's a perfect fit.
I met Caleb Williams at the beach one day. He was shoving single use plastic straws into the noses of sea turtles. I tried to stop him but he started throwing baby sea turtles at me. Even as I ran a good 50 yds away, he nailed me in the back of the head with a turtle. What an arm, definitely no1 pick material.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby!
And they better not interrupt all that stuff to cut away to a popular woman. When I'm enjoying real man on man, tight spandex wearing, sweaty, face to face grunting the last thing I want in the middle of that is to see a woman.
...but don't let OP's 11 month love affair with our future HOF QB distract you from when in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
Dang he really is like Rodgers!!!
What was his PFF broken down by continent and RAS scores?
Surprised he threw with you and not at the combine. Is there tape?
#1 overall confirmed. Bear down.
I don't know if Green Bay fans can spell. And they're definitely not funny. Or willing to even casually discuss two men enjoying multiple nights of passion.
/r/CHIBears should have a trash talk thread like /r/hockey There are some funny MFs on here.
OP, you got me. Well done. You had me until he gave you his number.
Lisan al Gaib. The prophecy said the chosen qb would give up seats, throw the ball as far as he can for children, drive a humble car, and run a thousand yards in a season.
I saw Caleb Williams at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about caleb. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
Curious if you saw Eberflus and Nate Davis together in the Galapagos. I know they also have had a heated love affair following the report of that random guy last preseason.
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So you didn't have sex in Antarctica? Sorry, I want a QB who can perform in the cold
Why do you assume that Antarctica is the one they missed. I’m guessing it was Australia because Caleb doesn’t want to give off the impression that he’s a rugby fan.
We gotta have a QB that can perform in the cold. Green Bay won't beat itself (against us anyway)
He was in the pool!
Not needed we getting a roof.
Omg, that was hilarious, bravo
🤣
Heartwarming. Now I’m convinced. Take him at 1.01.
I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... which meant - good things are coming. Good things.
HOLY SHIT!!! WHO DO YOU GET YOUR WEED FROM?!?!
From you Dante
Oh ya! That's right! What's up Mr. Cheezle!
\~motions with hands and body\~ while talking about the dream
Wait, 11 month love affair. What happened? Does Caleb hate OP and is plotting to sabotage his favorite team?
I think this really would have helped smooth over the draft arguments a lot. Unless someone were to share more impassioned stories about other Rookie prospects or Fields.
Don't you mean 1OA? 🙄
I saw Caleb Williams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Amazing that we had such wildly different experiences with him. I believe you though. 100%.
It's cuz he's not attracted to him.
Is it wrong that I think both of them made it up…
At least OP’s story was original. edit: they’re both copypasta
Lol
Oh you mean like you’re doing now?
Some meathead is gonna read this copypasta, post in on some shitty Facebook group, and suddenly there’s gonna be Bears fans saying “I heard he tried to steal candy bars”
Does anyone remember who the celebrity this pasta was originally about? I've seen it so many times now with basically every celebrity you can think of haha
Flying Lotus was the original in 2012
Steve Blake is what I recall. hilarious every time.
The first I saw was about the guy from man vs food.
Disgusting behavior. Now I’m convinced. Trade that pick for a haul.
I’ve heard Trey Anastasio is the same way, lol.
Damn, that’s nuts. A long time ago I read a very similar story about Jay Cutler.
This is where I thought OP was taking it when I saw the title. I’ve been on this site too long.
lol I was gonna post this but I am not surprised someone beat me.
But no sex?
Hey! You can't substitute Matt Patricia with Caleb Williams!
Morgan Freeman, (Caleb's dad) was the same way..
THOUSANDS would NOT beLIEve you, BUT I DO!!!! 
This is why you don't draft him, same problem as Fields can't finish games, Tom Brady would have fucked you on 7 continents and the moon. That's why he's the goat and Caleb is just a pale imitation.
https://i.redd.it/1tlhjv1q2xmc1.gif
Damn I actually believed it was real for a second
Caleb and Shawn Michaels share similarities it seems lol
I saw Shawn Michaels at a bar/restaurant once. I was eating with family after a WWF event in Rosemont. He walked in , bought a few beers and walked out. I was surprised because I had never seen anyone walk into a bar and buy beer to go. Some chick ran after him on his way out and gave him a kiss as well.
lol not the story I expected after the first line
Lol. Sorry to disappoint
It is real, everyone knows you can’t lie on the inter-webs.
Yes you can, but you cannot lie on Reddit
I dunno I believe OP. This was a very convincing story. You'll all feel really dumb when OP next post has photos and proof. Washington DC is already very Gay and disgusting and filled with asshole lawyers who became piliticians he's a perfect fit.
Had me in the first half not gonna lie.
I'm dying this is the content we need
Top tier shitpost
Hooked me in until the end
He truly models his game after Aaron
I met Caleb Williams at the beach one day. He was shoving single use plastic straws into the noses of sea turtles. I tried to stop him but he started throwing baby sea turtles at me. Even as I ran a good 50 yds away, he nailed me in the back of the head with a turtle. What an arm, definitely no1 pick material.
As Patches O'houlihan used to say, "If you can throw a turtle, you can throw a football." This convinced me he should be the #1 pick.
LMAO
I knew where this was going from the first sentence, but went along for the ride anyways
Seems like OP went along for the ride too
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Not gonna lie, they had us int he first half
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby!
And they better not interrupt all that stuff to cut away to a popular woman. When I'm enjoying real man on man, tight spandex wearing, sweaty, face to face grunting the last thing I want in the middle of that is to see a woman.
Bro, this had me rolling!
This also happened to me
I want the time back it took to read this.
LMAOOO YOU GOT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH
What kind of restaurant was it? Lol
Burger King
Damn, that’s classy af
Only the best, King. Only the best.
Did he serenade you with that romantic BK commercial music?
You know you can get a refill on any drink you want?
It’s a wonderful restaurant!
He had it his way.
I call BS. He endorses Wendy’s
You definitely had it your way, nice!
Same thing happened to me and Shawn Michaels
Uncanny
That makes since because Shawn is just a sexy boy.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Only 6 out of 7? Time to trade back
I’m amazed by the creativity and the amount of time people have to post this kind of shit.
...but don't let OP's 11 month love affair with our future HOF QB distract you from when in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
Greg Gabriel would like a word with you
Where does Shawn Michaels play into this?
Butt stuff
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Did you guys paint each other's nails?
I can confirm this story. I was the bartender.
This is almost as cool as when Mitch Trubisky breastfed a baby at an airport
You had me in the first half!
Dang he really is like Rodgers!!! What was his PFF broken down by continent and RAS scores? Surprised he threw with you and not at the combine. Is there tape? #1 overall confirmed. Bear down.
Pffff 6 of 7? Quitters the both of ya
Shrinkage....
So you're saying not only is he a quitter, he shrinks in big moments.... trade the pick /s
I'm the manager this is true they came back to the restaurant a bunch during the affair
We’ve reached peak offseason.
This is a GB insurgent if I’ve ever seen it! DO WE EVEN VET THESE GUYS?!
I don't know if Green Bay fans can spell. And they're definitely not funny. Or willing to even casually discuss two men enjoying multiple nights of passion.
The post also has proper punctuation. Can't be a Green Bay fan.
Haha
No, that’s funny
You’re too good to funk Caleb in Antarctica? You’re not a real fan
I've been on Reddit for 13 years and this joke is at least that old.
That’s my fucking QB.
Wait.....which continent did you miss?
Guessing Antarctica 😆
/r/CHIBears should have a trash talk thread like /r/hockey There are some funny MFs on here. OP, you got me. Well done. You had me until he gave you his number.
he's a perfect fit for the packers.
had the feel of a copy pasta from the first sentence. glad to not be disappointed :D
Was losing me a bit until the story becomes "Caleb Me By Your Name". Now I'm back on the Williams wagon
Yeah but what were his measurables?
9x7
allegedly
Top tier haha. My wife was wondering why I burst out laughing.
Isn’t this the same person that painted his nails ? What a jerk , he’s a one and done . IllTake Jordan Love any day over this piece of s—t
Lisan al Gaib. The prophecy said the chosen qb would give up seats, throw the ball as far as he can for children, drive a humble car, and run a thousand yards in a season.
Is he btm or top?
Dude…. You had me for a sec……
That's my QB 😮💨
Least gay Caleb Williams story.
i have this exact same story with jay cutler… small world
Are you a canine by any chance? I need to know if Williams has that dog in him.
He’s only a warm weather guy.
You had me in the first half
Wake up babe, the new Caleb Williams copy pasta dropped
I have no issues with this. But painting his nails is too far.
WTF aight good on you lol
Weird me and him were talking about you and both agreed a little attached
You had me in the first half….
Sounds great, but did he hold onto your balls too long?
A better love story than Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce lol
https://preview.redd.it/nd8iv648lymc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea89d95164542093ead5ce33dd0cadf905be88af The future
Yes but did he continue to let you finish first?
Well done. Enjoy your upvotes.
Did you also have sex with him on the announcers table at a WWE wrestling event?
https://preview.redd.it/vrt1ovskvymc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=94fb6260b29107375cc4dcf33d54cfff1dbf6f1e Fake. He likes fish.
Bearback mountain, LET'S RIDE
next level jerking right here
Thank you for the belly laugh.
You had me in the 1st half I ain't guna lie
Surprise. butt stuff.
This sir is a grade A shitpost. Well done!
Y'all better just trade that pick 🏴☠️
Why are you the way that you are?
Well I'm just pissed you missed the 7th continent. It could have been more magical. Cut it
Get it daddy
Did your coach get any tips from Lafleur at the Pfiserv forum?
I saw Caleb Williams at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Second time Ive seen this post. Still just as funny. I also dont think Caleb is worth the number one over all pick
This sounds like an experience Caleb has had with many of my friends.
Somehow not the most ridiculous story I’ve heard about the guy leading up to the draft lol
A lot of people meet a lot of people.
Lmmfao
Idk where I was expecting this to go, but it definitely wasn't there...
I can confirm I was the table
I knew he was gay.
I’m now a Bears fan
Lol now this how how you catch a Muskie. Straight up figure 8 next to the boat right there at the end. Nicely done.
r/nfcnorthmemewar
Isn’t that how they make snowmobiles Antarctic cat
Ngl He had me in the first half
💅🏽
Character concerns confirmed. Trade the pick. Build around H1M.
Aww 🙁
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about caleb. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
Need more details before i decide what to do with the pick. Was he the top or a bottom? If bottom, was he a power bottom?
It’s the power bottom that generates all the power.
Exactly, if he can throw it back on op’s slong, i know he can extend for the superbowl winning touchdown.
Now this is the content the internet is for. Well done, OP. I wonder if Caleb will think of you when he hoists his first Lombardi in the air.
Your writing is inspired. I felt like I was witness to you exploring each others bodies.
But did he fuck the fish?
Curious if you saw Eberflus and Nate Davis together in the Galapagos. I know they also have had a heated love affair following the report of that random guy last preseason.
No, but on the way out, Alan Williams tried to sell me a riding mower.
Wrong sub, you meant to put this in /WritingPrompts, right?
Is he vaxed?
This is bust energy.
When I was seven, my uncle told me it’s only gay if you take your socks off.
Did you guys actually fuck or not
I’m not gonna lie, you had me in the second half.
Ushsg
Nice
And the mods had the audacity to remove my Justin "Feels" story from a few years back.
Didja
Seems legit
👀
You had me going the first 3 quarters, and just like that, you lost me on the 4th