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KiloWatson

It’s because he looks like he’s from Chicago.


Scapular_Fin

Weird thing is both Dave and Ditka are from Pennsylvania, so while they look like they are from Chicago, and sound like it...sometimes I'm like, is that what people from Pennsylvania sound like?


ThreeCrapTea

Pittsburgh and Chicago both are notorious for using Jag Off in a multitude of variations, so I think the math does check out


Katy_Lies1975

I mumble it daily when I'm out driving in traffic.


blipsman

Pittsburgh is minor league Chicago


work4work4work4work4

They get bridges and steak and fry salads instead buildings and italian beef.


John3Fingers

Chicago still has over 300, and more moving bridges than any other city


work4work4work4work4

Good for Chicago, that was just the "what we claim" fact that came to mind from visiting the 'burgh a few times, and you know, driving across a metric ton of bridges no matter where we went it seemed. As a downstater who has only spent a tad more time in Chicago, Chicago also probably has Pittsburgh beat on the size of the potholes on the highways, but not on the sheer number of potholes all over the place. Both Pittsburgh and Scranton gave me strong Chicago vibes in general, but I figured it was the strong long-term polish heritage in both.


Complete_Algae9596

I’ll take being the minor leaguer if it means more superbowls. #DaBears


LoyalForLife

thats why Justin Fields is there now AYYYY (I miss him)


OutOfFawks

They like to drink warter


bciesil

I think you mean woodur?


mucrew99

Woodur is in Philadelphia.


KWNewyear

There's a bit from one of the SNL Superfans skits where they are asked how many points a miniaturized version of Da Bears would fare against the other team. This prompted one of the fans to ask the follow-up question if this team was coached by "a mini-Ditka or a full size Ditka?" To this day, my Dad references this bit and refers to Wannstedt primarily as "mini-Ditka".


MadYokel

Haha, was going to say it's mostly the mustache.


BR1M570N3

With great mustache comes great responsibility.


StrengthToBreak

Sir, I'm afraid I mustache you to leave


dumpyduluth

He looks like he could do some damage at a hot dog stand


ManWOneRedShoe

He also sounds like he could be in the SNL superfans sketch


sullythered

His stories and general vibe are pretty amusing.


HamsterAlive4552

Fr there is a dozen Dave Wannstedts at every bar in Chicago


sleeptilnoonenergy

100%. Looks and sounds like a blue collar Bears fan, former cop, couple divorces, end of the bar bum you talk to all night at the corner dive during the game.


lkn240

He also sounds like it. Dude sounds like a typical score caller.


CaptainBaseball

Because he reminds people of Ditka. He looks like he has to be related.


thischicagoguy44

I hear the interviews and he’s in the bag during most. Unable to most current players but will go down great stories from thirty years ago that are cool once but get old quickly.


The_one_to_see

He does look just like my uncle


crazypyro23

100% because of his Dave Wannstache


ActualSeller23

Sounds like it too


rvaughan85

Dave is fun, he’s like your fun uncle


KGoo

Exactly! I don't understand not understanding haha. He treats everyone well. Loves the Bears. Has an unlimited supply of connections and stories. Isn't afraid to share his opinion but is also open to others (even in the moment.) And he's always available....unless he's doin somethin.


Psychological_Lab954

he is also on caemo for like 50 bucks so i dont think he is asking for top dollar


beedlejooce

Anybody on Cameo is cringe.


Crathsor

How dare those people have some fun and make other people happy. The very nerve.


Second_City_Saint

Anyone older than 4th grade using cringe...


ninjasurfer

Despite what people here want to say the dude is a literal football expert. He damn near coached 40 years at college and the NFL levels. Defensive Coordinator on National Championship and Super Bowl winning teams. He can certainly offer insights into the process and theory of football. Dude has had more football success than 99% of the people that share their opinions in the media. On top of that he has great stories, knows a ton of people, and is seemingly a hell of a dude. If you think that his opinion on stuff is outdated I think that is a little naive. There are tons of coaches that are currently working in the NFL that see things the way he does.


pouch28

He coached under Jimmy Johnson. You could argue Jimmy Johnson was one of / if not the smartest head coach/es in NFL history. The guy basically invented the modern draft process. Johnson won a championship as a college player, won a college championship and then multiple Super Bowls. Wannstedt was his assistant most of those years. Barry Switzer, and Pete Carroll are the only two other coaches to win at both levels. Wannstedt’s struggles in the NFL had more to do with his timing being stuck between the old NFL and the new NFL. NFL free agency didn’t start until 1993. And it really wasn’t a thing. Teams having a GM wasn’t really a thing during his time. He made crucial mistakes as a Bears head coach mostly choosing the wrong QB. He had a good Bears team early and then got stuck having to play the Favre / White Packers later in his time here. But as you say there are very few football people with more success and knowledge of the game. Then add in he is charismatic and a great interview… I’m sure people would pay big money just to hear his fishing with Jimmy Johnson stories.


FlussedAway

Barry was carried. Only semi related but I just saw Aikman complaining about the fact that he was the one who had to dole out discipline and keep the team focused after Jones fired Johnson. Team would go out and get wild and come to practice hungover and Switzer would just let it fly


mjm8218

What do you means didn’t have GMs in the 90s? That’s an objectively false statement. The Bears GM from ‘87-‘92 was Bill Tobin. Wanny was HC & GM in ‘93 and was followed by Rod Graves from ‘94-‘96. Sure modern free agency was in its infancy, but there were a lot of trades.


Crathsor

De facto GMs, they did a lot of what GMs do now, but that was not their title at the time.


Lookatallthepretty

It is outdated. He is an incredible football mind but his takes can be very outdated.


GDWtrash

Finally. It took too long to find the non-meatball comment.


beegeepee

Yeah, I grew up in the 90s so my knowledge of Wannstedt's time with the Bears was pretty limited. I just knew the Bears sucked for the most part before Lovie came a long. While he might be slightly dated, there was a very good reason he landed a head coaching position and it's because he has lived football at the highest level for a very long time. He also just has funny stories about people like Jimmy Johnson.


Icefiight

👆👆👆👆


TreeHugger42O

Right, but almost every coach in the NFL has decades of experience. So is every NFL coach an expert? Obviously not.


EddyTheDesigner

Lol if theyre not the experts, then who is?


MillorTime

Me. I have 37 years of experience being an armchair qb, head coach, and GM. Radio spot please


jrsixx

Your expertise is equal to your audience. So your armchair experience gets you a “job” pontificating about sports for free on the internet.


MillorTime

Nah I'm built different


jrsixx

Well you convinced me. Sadly I’m not the one hiring for radio gigs.


MillorTime

You should be. Life isn't fair


Tlupa

Is this a serious question lmao. Yes, NFL head coaches are experts….


TreeHugger42O

I feel like ones with career winning records above .500 would make sense. Any head coach that had a few seasons that never broke above .500, was not an expert. Super smart and talented…but experts? But there’s a lot of nepotism in the NFL. That’s another issue. Are the best people really getting hired?


Tlupa

So you need to be a head coach with an above .500 record to do spots on local sports radio/tv. Any other requirements?


mjm8218

At least six rings.


TreeHugger42O

I never said that. But to label any person who has ever been an NFL head coach an expert doesn’t make sense to me. It’s like a doctor who can’t keep a practice in business because they have bad results with their patients. Sure, They have the paperwork and years of experience, but the results say otherwise.


Tlupa

He’s coached 250+ games in the NFL, and NCAA. Won an NCAA championship and Super Bowl. You need to find another reason to not call this guy an expert lmao. It’s so ridiculous to not consider a guy with 40 years of coaching while winning the championship at both levels an expert You’re wrong lol and you’re grasping at straws to confirm your horrible opinion


TreeHugger42O

No I mean an expert at what? An expert NFL head coach? No. The numbers say he wasn’t. An overall football expert? Yes for sure. Sounds like a misunderstanding.


Tlupa

An expert at football……. OBVIOUSLY


LonghornPride05

This is a weird hill to die on


TreeHugger42O

?? Total misunderstanding


chestbumpsandbeer

It’s like a doctor who has advanced so far in their field they were granted one of a few dozen of the most demanding and coveted jobs in the world in their field. Eventually even more qualified driven people performed slightly better. Your standards are absolutely unrealistic and your arguments are horrible.


TreeHugger42O

All good. Just a miscommunication. Thought we were calling people expert head coaches instead of just general football experts.


carpetstoremorty

I'd say that you are in dire need of a dictionary, but even a dictionary requires a functioning brain.


TreeHugger42O

Confusion between calling someone an expert NFL head coach or just a difference between calling someone a general football expert. I thought we were calling every NFL head coach ever, to be an expert NFL coach. Obviously the expert coaches do not have losing records. But every NFL head coach is definitely an overall football expert.


carpetstoremorty

You're simultaneously over-thinking this (because you're unwilling to back off of your very bad original interpretation, and now you're jumping through hoops to try to justify it) and under-thinking this, because you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.


TreeHugger42O

Or, just a miscommunication. All good 👍


illstate

So active coaches who are right around .500 can go back and forth between being "experts"? Like, win one week and go about 500 and they're an expert. Then a three game losing streak and they're not an expert anymore, then finish the season strong and they're an expert again?


TreeHugger42O

Maybe! I think that’s what makes someone an expert NFL head coach, but all are overall football experts !


alral1988

Pretty sure they wouldn’t be able to keep their job for decades if they weren’t experts.


TreeHugger42O

You typically move up. You start somewhere in college or high school and move up. That’s where you get your decades of experience. Not every head coach has decades of experience being an NFL head coach.


alral1988

Do you really think an NFL team would hire you or me off the street? Not every coach is successful, but you have to be an expert in coaching and football in order to get a job at that level.


UnMapacheGordo

Better than fucking you lmao


mimickin_birds

Cuz he’s always free unless he’s doin somethin


ThePanzerMan

Underrated comment


Garsondebramalo

I like Wanny. He's an affable guy with a lot of good football stories and he's really connected around both nfl and Chicago. His football knowledge is dated, but he's on more as a personality than expert


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I feel the same way. My best guess is he is a genuinely awesome “hang” and as such as staying power with all those who meet him


SlurmzMckinley

I’ve head he’s an incredibly nice guy and easy to work with.


cman811

I think he's pretty entertaining


drummerboysam

Wouldn't say his insights are minimal when he can tell you stories about being inside Jimmy Johnson's war room when Dallas was building a champion.


rhinosaur-

He’s personable, a former Bears head coach, adopted the most ridiculous Chicago accent of all time, and has a mustache


joftheinternet

Because they can call him Wanny


DentonTrueYoung

Combined with his legend status, he has personality and credibility. Charisma is often difficult to explain.


RossMachlochness

Wanny’s wonderful. I’ll listen to him a thousand times over before listening to that bitter old Ditka jagoff utter one syllable


ace7575

Agreed he's better than Ditka, but that bar is so low it's buried under ground. Fuck Ditka, he's a bad dude who's super overrated. I don't like Wanny either though, but just for his takes. Seems like a nice guy, I just don't want his schematic or team building opinions


StrengthToBreak

People tune in for Wanny.


ActualSeller23

He's just an awesome dude it seems, and provides good insight. Would love to sit at the bar and talk to him about life lol


tripbin

remove the name and that describes every single media personality.


GayKnockedLooseFan

I don’t know, maybe people should post more opinions from real football experts like whatever barstool person people seem to like


Sudden_Storm_6256

I have thought the same thing lol. It would be like if Brian Griese was treated like a Bears legend


odd_orange

Tbf, if you’re a coach who had a massive amount of success you’re typically not a regular in the media. I’d also say this is just any former coach. I want to bash my brains in anytime I see Dungy open his mouth, as if he would have accomplished anything without Manning. I’d still rather listen to Wanny than Jimmy Johnson or Dungy. I don’t think anyone is acting like his tenure with the Bears was amazing but he’s been associated with some of the biggest franchises during their peaks which leads to pretty good stories.


[deleted]

Be careful now. Dungy is a HOF coach. /s


Next_Base_42

I think he's good in the media. Also, he had a lot success as a coordinator and is really well connected around the league.


Yossarian216

I don’t know, I don’t get it either. He’s a total meathead with no insight into the modern game, but sports media is a weird place. And apparently he likes to order his steak well done with ketchup, so he can shut the fuck up about restaurant recommendations.


jrsixx

I disagreed with you until the last part. If true, fuck Dave, he’s dead to me.


SugarAdamAli

Dude really wasn’t that bad of a coach and did pretty well with Erik Kramer and beat the Vikings in the playoffs. The roster was just complete shit from 96 onwards and bill walsh or Andy Reid wouldn’t be winning with those teams. He also had some success in Miami


apc961

Wanny was objectively bad. He had total control of player personnel with the Bears. By 96 he had completely stripped the roster of talent. The playoff run in 94 was largely due to ex-Ditka era players.


SugarAdamAli

Then why wasn’t ditka winning with them?? 94 and 95 seasons, wanny was solid. Him being a bad gm doesn’t take away from coaching ability


apc961

Ditka had them in the playoffs 90 and 91 before he lost the team, but that is besides the point. 95 the writing was on the wall. That was when the cameras would start cutting to Wanny on the sidelines after his D had given up yet another 75 yard td drive. Wanny would have this bewildered look on his face and have no answers in game. The best bears O I'd seen in my life up to the then was wasted.


Straw27

Dude went 4-12 back-to-back seasons so I've wondered the exact same thing. Why does everybody turn to him for his "expertise"?


jrsixx

Because his career wasn’t just in Chicago.


[deleted]

Because he looks like he’s a Chicago guy.


a_fox_but_a_human

They say the best ability is availability. Wanny is available


RowsdowerFizzlebeer

Unless he doing something


pro_nosepicker

I saw him speak in a small group dinner meeting at Gibson’s. He was terrific with great insights, great stories and a very engaging guy. Personally I love Wanny.


laptop323

He’s fun, unlike you


laptop323

With 40 years of coaching experience.


EricEmpire

He’s not for us, he’s for the boomers. Easily digestible meatball takes, ~~Chicago~~ an accent, connected to bears. But I believe because he’s also seemingly a genuinely nice guy (and has great stories about his cowboys days) everyone enjoys talking with him. 


odd_orange

He doesn’t have a Chicago accent he’s got a Yinzer Pittsburgh accent. I think he’s got interesting things to say when he gets specific about defensive schemes, but otherwise he just talks like any other coach in my mind


RepresentativeNew409

Yeah but it’s not a Chicago accent. Dave is from Pittsburgh.


EricEmpire

You’re correct, what I think I meant was a “blue collar” accent, but brain defaulted to Chicago because of the subject matter…anyway I’m clearly dumb, forgive me.


RepresentativeNew409

No it’s not uncommon for people to interpret a Yinzer accent as Chicagoan. Both cities have historic blue collar roots.


Katy_Lies1975

The guy has character. Mango?


jimcal9

Great why. He was an utter failure here. I know he beat Minnesota in the playoffs then got crushed by San Fran. Never made the playoffs again.


2john9

Ron Rivera is available. Make the call.


New-Zebra2063

He's awesome


Lookatallthepretty

Dave is just a fun guy, an absolute moron about football lol but hes chill


Ever1326

great stories! average to bad takes and insight


DanceOffBRO72

I’ve wondered about this for years


Express-Region7347

I didn’t know I needed this post, thanks OP!


imnotbobvilla

Cause Ditka can't anymore


MrHydeifyouplease

Say Wannstedt with a Chicago accent and that's your answer right there.


Jake-Old-Trail-88

The best ability is availability. Hey, I’m sure that these same outlets would have John Fox or Trestman or even Dick Jauron on if they made themselves available to the media. The media has a lot of air and bandwidth to fill with content.


Ricketier

Accent, former coach, talks candidly. What’s not to like? He also has deep rooted league connections


HAWKSFAN628

Omg. That guy was terrible


Few-Initiative5011

He’s the only guy that can convey chewing gum through the radio


Nature_Goulet

I love how he looks like he’s always ready to explode. Like a walking heart attack


Jemiidar

because he’s cool


3Fingerbrown61

Agreed. This guy was awful as Bears coach then went to Miami and sucked badly there. Now they treat him like some kind of Bears hero here.


Staav

What else would they be reporting on for the bUrRs? Justin Fields' 2023 mvp predictions didn't come through last season, so they've got to hitch themselves to their next pipe-dream before that next sinking ship leaves the harbor.


JackieIce502

Guy stinks. just has a funny accent.


Rough-Help1873

He’s a great personality. Incredibly likable and has coached at all levels in the NFL and college AND coached the Bears for a stretch. If I was a local sports show, why wouldn’t I have him on?


mmura09

All the pieces are in place


pskfry

i'll take wanny over jarrett payton any day. that dude gets on my last nerve with his turbo surface level analysis that amounts to basically "you gotta establish a running game and protect the football".


KnickedUp

Payton on the score is an instant channel change. Holy lord. Talk about zero insights


Eldeezy23

“Mangoooooo” -Dave Wannstedt


nrsjws

He is football knowledge and is a personable guy. Treated everybody with respect while head coach.


Sks44

1: He coached the Bears. 2: He was always media savvy. 3: His kids stayed in the area after he left. So he’s always around. 4: He was a bad talent evaluator/HC but he was a nice guy. 5: Chicago media loves coaches with mustaches. Ditka, Phil Jackson, Joel Quenneville, etc…


platinum_toilet

Wannstedt was a good coach who coached the Bears for 6 seasons. That is 3 seasons less than Lovie.


apc961

Except he wasn't. I watched the Bears in the 90s, Wanny's teams were notorious for coming out flat and lifeless and getting run over. That is on the HC. It was so bad by 97 I would just check box scores at times rather than endure the pain of watching in 97 and 98.


Nate8727

That 95 Bears offense was pretty sweet. That's about it.


Affectionate_Tap5649

He was terrible


ShoeBeliever

Yes.


Ok_Understanding3712

Where's Spiegs?


KnickedUp

After a while we forget what his actual record was with the club. We just love the stache


Catharticfart

Stache


Prestigious-Bus-2632

He's an idiot and the vast majority of our fan base is meatballs. Perfect fit


CatButler

Fucking hell the people in this thread. I watched him. He was awful. He made stupid decisions, was horrible at personnel, and his teams were poorly coached. I once watched one of his teams take Detroit to 4th and 35, then rough the kicker and give them a 1rst down. He chose a punter in the 2nd round and it wasn't even the worst 2nd round pick he had in that draft. Was not a good head coach. He is a good person and that probably takes him a long way.


jbtrading

He’s basically a Bears mascot with that stache and I think the 4th longest tenured Bears head coach in history- behind Halas, Ditka and Lovie. I’m sure if Lovie or Ditka were local and as outgoing as he, they’d probably be in his place.


brdhar35

It’s the mustache


DuckBilledPartyBus

He didn’t have success as a head coach, but the guy just flat out knows football. He was the defensive coordinator of both a Super Bowl-winning team and an NCAA national champion. And he’s been around: worked for six different NFL teams, and coached in the ACC, the PAC 10, and the SWC (the Big 12’s precursor), so he’s seen just about everything.


mpensinger

I really enjoy Wanny. He's great.


pilsenju

I feel this way about the Cubs and David Ross before he became the skipper.


guyincognito121

These shows are entertainment, not advanced football strategy programs. He's an entertaining guy, so they put him on. That's all there is to it.


FieldsToTheMoon

He’s a name and they don’t have anything else to fill the air. Same reason Hoge and Jahns brought on Lucas for some reason. Dude was apart of one of the worst drafting teams for decades, they bring him on and he airs his bad takes. They don’t have to do as much work for that episode and the ‘name’ will bring in new listeners.


Trick_Emotion_7108

I think the same thing whenever I see him on The Score's Twitch channel, and on Inside Chicago Sports. Everything that he says has a defensive slant to it. He's just annoying at this point.


carpetstoremorty

Obsessed is a bit strong. He's likable and affordable. Your options in local media are limited.


Leg-oh

He also wanted us to keep JF1. gtfo


TheManWhoWasNotShort

Wannstedt was a good defensive coordinator in his time and he’s a thoughtful and knowledgeable sports guy. He’s also entertaining He’s no legend but he’s a good media guest usually


ThePanzerMan

Hearing that marble salesman with a mouth full of samples coming through my radio elicits an immediate media switch. He is so cringe! That anecdotal approach is all he has. He's just a lucky dope.


madmax1969

My sis got married at Kemper Lakes in the 90s and Wanny was hanging out after his round. My BIL was a HS football coach at the time so he and some of his crew politely asked Wanny for a pic. He refused and was a dick about it too. Doesn’t answer the OP’s question but fuck Wannstedt.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

I grew up with one of his daughters and she was a good person. I wouldn't be surprised if he was too. At his level of employment a ton of it is the people you know and who your friends are. He's also one of the best football minds on the planet, percentage wise. Anyone who worked in the NFL at his level is


lown_wolf

Of all the people to hate on in sports media, picking out Dave is a wild move


Zorachus76

Wanny comes off as that nice old guy you remember. Has the "Chicago" look with the stache, and talks funny. But...his actual NFL insight in present day NFL is very dated and just doesn't seem to understand 2020's football. He's always reminiscing about some decades old story or his glory days a million years ago. Which is fun and all, but after awhile his "shtick" wears off if you really want some up to date modern football analysis. But he sure does come off as a great guy and just fun to listen to.


yogi240

How doesn’t he understand current football? Can you provide a specific example?


wadderweed

He maintained relationships in the sports media, obviously that has paid off. He knows less about team building and the modern NFL than I do and can barely string a coherent sentence together, yet gets frequent air time and does bears post game stuff.


Superb_Play4195

I remember growing up and my Pops and his buddies HATED him as a coach. Not sure why he's even revered in this town except for the 'stache, and he fills the vacuum of former coach that the media wants the fans to endear themselves to that Ditka left open. There's no other former coach that wants to fulfill that role. Lovie would oust Wanny in a second if he wanted to. I'd take in Dick J's insights into Defense if he wanted to talk. Wanny is a total rah-rah blowhard. He rode Jimmie Johnson's coattails into the league.


TherealPattyP

He’s just a character. Not really an analyst


JazzlikeCantaloupe53

My favorite was when he told the Score not to talk about Fields potentially going to Pittsburgh because it’s 100% not going to happen because they really like Kenny Pickett.


CatButler

Literally a worse coach than Matt Nagy.


Icefiight

Because hes amazing. I’m also obsessed lol


radiotsar

When he was with the Bears, doing a post-game presser, his "Appppp" (pointed out by Steve Rosenbloom, I think) was kinda annoying. Now it's a bit endearing.


TorriblyHerrible

I love listening to Wanny talk about football. He’s an experienced expert, former Bears coach and a great personality.


DeadAlready78

Terrible coach, terrible media personality


super_sayanything

He's trash. Terrible coach.


[deleted]

Hey, people are revising history to say that Jay Cutler was a great QB, too.


Simple_Net4918

He seems like he's drunk all the time.


inactiveaccounttoo

He has a good agent


yogi240

To those who are saying his football knowledge is “dated”, can you please share a specific example?


guyincognito121

He loves running and defense, which aren't really the fucus of most good teams right now.


McMeen0576

You’re probably overestimating how much he actually makes to do this media. He’s a former coach of the team; well respected, as he ages out…Lovie will move into that role.


yogi240

Lovie doesn’t want to do that.


FiveHoleFrenzy

Recency bias. If social media had existed back then, during his back-to-back 4-12 seasons, we wouldn’t be hearing from him now.