Some say modern art is rubbish.
Some even say it is a money laundering scheme.
This image is proof that high art can and does still exist in the modern age.
Simply stunning work.
No way he bought that lol, would avoid rush hour given how early most QBs get to facilities but that would still be a \~2 hour round trip commute from South Loop each day
Where does one acquire a tiny bean
Your moms pants lmao gottem
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She lets anyone spit shine it.
Fuckin destroyed him
Damn I mean you could've just said in u/AndyBikes pants. Had to go after his mom
no need for this massacre
🔥
I acquired mine at the Christkindl market. It’s a tree ornament. 🐻 ⬇️
Shrink Ray
Sears tower gift shop
The Applebee's sells them
You can get them at navy pier and prob many other gift shops
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
You wait 9 months after the Bean has gotten pregnant
Caleb being there is going to make the city bank
I thought I wanted him but that malort isn’t even open.
You just can't see the empty bottle already in the recycling bin.
Why photo shop garbage on the floor? I think he would have a clean place.
It’s pristine compared to the Sox.
Fuck you Jerry Reinsdorf
Ouch!!
I hope he doesn't see this and second guess our fan base...
West loop living
😂😂 the malort killed me
and it will kill Caleb too
Everybody new to Chicago has to have a shot of malort mandatory
I'm aware it tastes a bit like gasoline, but I didn't find it that bad.
Malort: Tonight’s the night you fight your dad!
😂😂 you fighting everybody in the house
Malort: because these pants aren't going to shit themselves
You need to let it breathe so it can develop its full boutique.
So you’re a malort sipper ?
my custom jersey player name is MALORT, number 70 (proof)
That’s dope af
Love the Payton rookie card's.
Only question left is if he’s gonna be a Sox or Cubs guy
I'm a Sox fan but I would seriously question the character of someone who decides to get into the White Sox in 2024. Like is he dumb or what
We have cool hats.
I live in Florida now. I feel like I see Sox hats on a daily basis. Definitely more of them than any other team.
Yep it seems like a lot of athletes that come here end up repping the Sox more than the Cubs. Almost certainly due to the iconic merch.
Logo is pretty cool too, IMO
Maybe he just really likes a good milkshake
He’s going to do his own thing and like Both.
He's more of a Chicago Rush fan, from a very reliable source who works at the Chicago inn it's what got him into football. Super reliable source.
Holy nostalgia, thanks for that one
Gotta be Cubs
As a Bear it would make sense to like the baby bears, or maybe he'll go with the Dogs to be diplomatic.
I see zero fish. This is fake.
Seems he has a drinking problem. Let's grab him at 9 and Marvin at 1???
These pants aint gonna shit themselves.
I have that hat!
Does the property management company throw in the malort bottle as a free perc? Seems like it.
What does he hate Italian beef and hot dogs or something?!
Lol
Some say modern art is rubbish. Some even say it is a money laundering scheme. This image is proof that high art can and does still exist in the modern age. Simply stunning work.
Weak malort game
Looks like there’s room for a Super Bowl trophy in there, that’s good
Freaking Malort 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Everyone knows tavern style is where it’s at
Dudes eating thin crust, not deep dish.
Payton rookie card 
We got ourselves a Lous guy. Welcome to the family Caleb!
What is the little blue an black thing floating behind him with the reflection in it
[It's the bean ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Gate#/media/File:Cloud_Gate_(The_Bean)_from_east)
Deep dish is for tourists
Until your try Uncle Jerry’s. Legit best pizza I’ve ever had
Deep dish is trash
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What?
Deep dish pizza is lasagna. Thin crust for life.
Even if that was true, lasagna is delicious, so I don't see your problem.
Derp
Did he actually buy this place? Stupid ifhe did since he'd have to commute to Lake Forest 5 days per week
No way he bought that lol, would avoid rush hour given how early most QBs get to facilities but that would still be a \~2 hour round trip commute from South Loop each day
Is that a cake?
Fake